#I WANT TO STEAL THEIR VOICES

[unsat-and-strange]

jdgjbnkhjbjnjkdj that unwanted animal is SUCH A GOOD SONG PLEASE LET ME INJECT IT INTO MY BLOOD MY BRAIN MY SOUL

[naturallyflavoredspringwater]

genuinely how can people see barbie as anti-man? how? i'm a man and i understood entirely that it's not anti-man.

the villain of barbie aren't the kens, it's the patriarchy, and anti-patriarchy does not equal anti-man. only insecure and sexist men get personally attacked at any hatred of the patriarchy.

[morelikesin]

🐶 “How's the moon sugar, little pal?”

🐰 “Sugary and moon-y! Like you on a Friday night. How's the shein?”

🐶 “Like a cranberry wine if the sweetness was me at a family gathering.”

🐰 “Distant and filled up on mediocre petit fours?”

🐶 “What a liver punch.”

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Featuring my favorite medias - Elder Scrolls and Sam and Max - combining because what else should an artist do besides be self indulgent; Max on moon sugar wearing a Colovian fur helm, Sam on shein, and Elliott on sujamma bar duty. Happy holidays folks

❤️🍺\⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠��⁠♬ 💚

[totallynotgoat]

Proof that Matthew Lillard should play Coyle if there is ever a live action Outlast movie series, in this essay I will detail exactly why this casting choice should happen

[kuzunoha-xiv]

i like TFP wheeljack but i cant deny i did laugh a little at the decision of making him specifically a cool edgy lone wolf samurai, at first i wasnt super familiar with g1 wheeljack so technically TFP was my first full impression and i thought he was interesting (i had only seen very little of g1 and finished TFA and bayverse at that point) but then i got more familiarized with the original version and i was like ?????

like. who saw this guy and thought "fuck it. lets give him two katanas"

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

prev reblog- I just noticed his gold tummy accents are missing

[dirtytransmasc]

I need more selkie theon (and asha. I just think that would be a vibe. fuck the greyjoy sigil being a kraken for a moment and let them be seals) content.

like the opportunity to have theon's coat taken by ned when he's made his ward is right there and it is perfect and beautiful and tragic.

and you could build on that depending on the version of the selkie myth/story you're going off of (I personally love the song of the sea version of selkies for story writing). maybe he can't talk without it, maybe he gets sick, maybe his voice has magical properties of sorts.

I have this one concept in my head that I don't have the time to write, but it goes something along the lines of theon getting sick after years away from his coat and the stark kids have to find his coat and drag his slowly dying ass to the bay of seals (cause y'know bay of seals and theon's a selkie so he'll turn into a seal... I thought it was creative).

also, in a lot of versions of selkies, when they get sick, their hair turns white, which is on brand for theon. they're also pretty, their stories are typically soaked to the bone in tragedy, they're normally held captive/tortured, amongst other things, which are also very on brand for theon.

and maybe you get some selkie to selkie telepathy of sorts, so when theon finally enter the water a seal again, asha books it to come find him, cause its been years since she's been able to feel him (I'm soft for them, I will create the most improbable and ridiculous scenario's to bring them together and for them to have soft sibling moments).

all and all, theon being a selkie is something I need more content of, please and thank you.

[lizardswears]

None of my hobbies lend to the creation of propaganda, but I’ll try anything once!

[australianklaviergavin]

MASTERPOST

SOOO it's finally time. MAEL STRONGHART! To go with the other mythical creatures in the cast, he, absolutely and without a doubt, gets assigned dragon. He was so overwhelmingly DRAGON that he's the reason I changed my stance on mythical creatures in this AU. More yapping + sketches below the cut, with vague implications about his character.

Now, what good dragon is complete without wings? I omitted one for reference, but Stronghart has two shiny dove wings! And yet... Hmm, it's strange. Those aren't his, are they?

Nope! Not at all. You can imagine them being grafted on however you'd like, but the bottom line is those wings do not belong to him. They've been stolen from, well... Someone else.

Also, lazy bonus with the reason I was so deadset on him being a dragon AHAHDJKSKD I WANT THEM TO BE SUNCATCHERS but I'm Tired... SOMEONE ELSE DRAW HIM BUT BETTER BEAHAHSH (/J)

[scarycranegame]

when you selfship with a villain, is it an "i can fix them" situation or a "they'll treat me and only me right bc i'm their favorite" situation or an "in this universe i'm also evil" situation?

antis dni, this is about fictional evil behavior, not whatever you people are doing in real life

proshipper/comshipper/profiction/etc. safe!

[iridescentmirrorsgenshin]

I love all of your analysis of these two losers ❤️ I have yet to read the full essay (soon! I just need time) but have you done a part on this NPC who talks about (supposedly alhaitham) a big guy buying crates of wine and muttering something about it being enough for an apology?

I can't remember exactly where but it was a merchant in either sumeru city or port ormos. I'm leaning on the city and possibly in the inner market near the theatre. I'll try looking tomorrow and send you another ask

Hiya! Thank you so much for your ask! I’m so glad to hear you’re enjoying the haikaveh brainrot hehe, we’re all in the basement together! <3

I know the one you’re referring to! This should be it, it’s from a vendor in the Grand Bazaar:

I didn’t mention this in the essay because of it being speculatory, but I’m more than ready to speculate here. I agree, this is most likely an inference to Alhaitham, not only considering his status as a Mahamata but also due to the fact that it’s an integral part of Alhaitham’s character that he prefers to be unknown. Even when he serves as the Acting Grand Sage, people don’t typically recognise him due to how little known he is despite his primary role as the Grand Scribe, as seen in his story quest. This would align with why the vendor admittedly has no idea who this particular customer was.

Drinking, particularly wine, can also relate to both Kaveh and Alhaitham, as this is an activity they both partake in together. Alhaitham’s voice-lines express that he likes to have a drink after work, along with his demo showing him drinking wine with Kaveh, Cyno and Tighnari, and him apparently stealing Kaveh’s beer in A Parade of Providence. Similarly, Kaveh also states his preference for drinking in his voice-lines, as well as his overindulgence in this hobby being highlighted in his hangout. Additionally, the furniture item ‘Monthly Frustration Be-Gone’ references Kaveh buying expired wine in order to get a discount.

Since this is an NPC conversation, it’s also worth noting other external worldbuilding details, such as the bulletin boards of Sumeru. In the three exchanges Alhaitham and Kaveh have, all of them reference drinking in some way, in that Alhaitham typically indulges Kaveh by paying for his tabs – revoking this only when they have a disagreement. Lambad also notes that Alhaitham and Kaveh go drinking together, as well as Kaveh picking up wine ordered by Alhaitham.

Alhaitham buying wine for Kaveh to make up for some disagreement between the two aligns with all these established details. When considering the typical exchange of Alhaitham refusing to pay for Kaveh’s drinks when Kaveh disagrees with Alhaitham’s views, it makes sense that it would also work in reverse – as in, when Alhaitham trespasses on Kaveh’s views which leads to Kaveh’s upset, Alhaitham would buy him drinks to make up for it

Alongside this, character description wise, there is no other convincing contender as to who else this could be? Alhaitham uses the tall male model, and is the only tall, relevant member of the Mahamata that the player is aware of.

Given all these context clues the game gives us, I’d say, yeah, this is our resident loser Alhaitham!!

If I’m honest I think about this dialogue a lot :DDD so thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about it hehehe I hope you enjoy the essay when you find the time :’) <3

[xxplastic-cubexx]

theres also an xmen 97 variant for magneto! i'd show you but i deleted the game. anyways, erik's luscious locks in 97 reminds me of castlevania dracula

no joke On My Life when i saw 97 magneto for the first time i thought the exact same shit almost immediately 😭😭

[unsat-and-strange]

i think id fight god to sound like frank voss

[themoonstonechronicler]

bones the killers on endless repeat will solve my gender

[artanogon]

thinking more about being trans

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

thinkinggg about. race in adventure time