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I love it when they do this they look stupid
#aardman#wallace and gromit#gromit#shaun the sheep#Bitzer#The Farmer#they’re so funny I wanna inject them into my bloodstream ❤️❤️#please understand what Im talking abt#im not crazy#I SWARE#i have no mouth and i must scream#is literally gromit
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#My art#Earthbound#Earthbound series#Mother series#Mother 3#Earthbound 3#Earthbound fanart#Mother fanart#Kumatora#Lucas#Duster#Lucas earthbound#Lucas mother#Lucas mother 3#I swear the only reason I didn't give Lucas hands is because he genuinely looked better without them not laziness#I sware
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Harry: (running into an idea with only a half thought out plan) 😎👍👍
A crumb of context: after Harry gets to this new universe he brings Tom back with the help of Barty Crouch Jr. For security though, both Tom and Barty are under unbreakable vows (Tom’s being more strict) that keep them relatively harmless and make them help Harry ‘achieve his goals’ so Tom has to Figure It Out or he will perish 😔
We will get into more deets later, honestly I think it’s just more fun to explain the plot with mini comics then to just write it all out so that’s prolly what I’ll end up doing
Also!! This was the first art I did for this au, little fun fact
#harry potter#tomarry#tom riddle#tom riddle x harry potter#barty crouch junior#unnamed au#Harry Potter au#I PROMISE that I will come up with a name#I SWARE#also do NOT tell me if there are spelling mistakes#I am stupid and I know this#it’s part of my charm actually
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Ok that's it, I'm writing a crowly fic where everyone who ever knew him discuss there feelings about him
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Why is my life like this? First off, Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate. I would partake myself today if it was not for a few things. 1.) I am inbetween jobs thanks to my job location closing. You might be thinking “perfect time! You don’t need to worry about going into work high.” You would be correct. As the great late, Billy Maze would say “But wait, there’s more.” 2) In my country it is still illegal on a federal level and many jobs on that level require me to pass a drug test. And every 4/20 connoisseur knows it takes at least 30 days for it to leave your system and no form of detox drink will speed that up. I bet you are thinking that #3 is going to be “I don’t have the proper paraphernalia.” Wrong! I have everything a 4/20 celebration requires. All except one thing. 3) Because I am between jobs ,I don’t have money snacks. And 4/20 without snacks is a crime. More than it is on a federal level. Maybe next year I will be able to partake. Happy 4/20. May your kush be blazing, your dab hit smooth and your snacks extra delicious.
#Happy 4/20#I sware#if my job doesn’t drug test me#I am going to be pissed#I would have missed#4/20#for no reason
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hi just wanna come in and say 🤝fark kink lovers with f/os
not only does m.orro love you so much but he loves letting loose the most nasty farts for you <3
just got on and this is the best thing I have heard this year 🫶
#Pun not and intended at the same time#WE NEED MORE KINK F.O POSITIVITY#I SWARE#I DONT SEE THAT DHIT ENOUGH#void’s asks#farts#fart kink#ecroptophilia#eprocto#eproctophilia#void’s f/o’s#m.orro w.u
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♡◇Jeigh heel Joots◇♡
#target#denim boots#Jeigh Heel Joots#Jesus canonically wears these#i sware#no but seriously who wants these???
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I’m so smitten with their dynamic rn, I just!!! OUUUUGH they make my brain go brrrrrrrr
#kny oc#oc#WIP#sketch#i'm so normal about these two#i sware#just a a pair of morally dubious slayers#a sleep deprived parent and a gremlin child#<3
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A little doodle. I didn't. Feel like drawing a shirt on him 😬 Plus, body hair is fun to draw!
#Jekyll and Hyde#Edward Hyde#cw shirtless#?????#ask to tag#idk i dont wanna jumpscare anyone BWHAHSBA#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll and mr hyde#i can only draw him in one fucking pose but uuhughgjjvm ive been practicing anatomy i sware guys :D#eds art#my jnh au
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#3#splat-dare#Arson#splatoon#splatoon art#videogames#videogame art#my art#artists on tumblr#captian 3#captian#captain 3#captain#neo 3#neo agent 3#splatoon neo agent 3#neo squidbeak splatoon#idk what to tag them as and i dont have much to say here cuz im hungery#conversations about gender. and also i agree. ill just be an unkle. anything but pibling please.#arson my baby boiii#baby baby#this whould take place in the timeline a bit after dare falls into alterna and finds 3 as the captain of the new squidbeak splatoon. 3 had#been keeping their role a secret from Dare and Dare had been keeping Arson a secret from their whole family.#lots of revalations.#language#swareing
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How does that video prove Blake was right? She claimed Justin dragged his nose across her face and said, “smells so good” which….is not what happened in the video? We don’t see an intimacy coordinator in the video because they aren’t going to be on camera, so honestly whether or not they were there will have to be confirmed in court. The video doesn’t disprove any other claims Blake made, of course, so dude could for sure still be a creep but this video is not serving as proof for Blake’s claims.
I am answering this assuming this is asked in good faith despite my doubts.
You can very very clearly see in the video that Baldoni did drag his nose across her face multiple times. One time around 7 minutes and 22 second mark in this video Baldoni said am I getting beard on you today (because you can clearly tell that Blake isn't comfortable and he probably felt it too, hence the comment. Maybe it's the beared and not me). Blake said I'm probably getting spray tan on you. To which he responded with it smells good. That is creepy. And even if you personally don't think so Blake has every right to feel that way.
Blake's claim was "(Baldoni) did not act in character as Ryle; instead he spoke to Lively out of character as himself. At one point, he dragged his lips from her ear and down her neck as he said "it smells so good." None of this was remotely in character, or based on any dialogue in the script, and nothing needed to be said because, again, there was no sound - Mr. Baldoni was caressing Mr. Lively with his mouth in a way that had nothing to do with the roles."
You may have noticed at the beginning of the video they show part of the script saying
"Lily and Ryal slow dance in the bar. Patrons around them drinking and watching sports. Completely in their own world."
Notice how this doesn't say anything about kissing or Baldoni doing that nose rubbing the face thing. Because that was improvised. The scene was about slow dancing everything else Baldoni was doing was not scripted.
Blake's claim is factual and the video confirms it. Just because it matches 95% of what Blake said instead of 100% doesn't mean Blake is lying. Just because his nose wasn't on her face when he said it doesn't mean Blake is making it up. Human memory isn't perfect. Honestly I was worried about this. That people are going to deem what happened to Blake as not serious enough. Baldoni did say it smelled so good, it was crossing the line and it did make Blake feel uncomfortable. Just because Blake said something about her tan doesn't make that line okay. Contrary to what Baldoni claimed in his complaint Blake did not say anything about the smell of her tan, Baldoni had no reason to bring up how she or her tan smell and given the context, given how he's behaving in this video it makes me feel uncomfortable watching it.
Also keep in mind Baldoni was the one who leaked it. He's not going to leak the most incriminating things now is he? He's going to leak the least incriminating things.
An intimacy coordinator (not the one working on the movie a different one) has actually talked about this footage. This is the link to the article but I'm also going to show some quotes from it here.
"In a scene like this, it’s really common that you wouldn’t bring on an intimacy coordinator because there’s no simulated sex or nudity, and there’s not even kissing written into the scene. We saw that from that script excerpt. An intimacy coordinator would have been very clear: We’re not doing any kissing. This is the kind of touch that is on the table. Nothing else is, we’re not going to bring anything into the scene that we haven’t discussed prior.”
"I can just see her trying to stay lighthearted and in good spirits about it and not upset him or anybody, and not waste anybody’s time. But of course, she is trapped between a rock and a hard place. I can see her appeasing him and trying to keep a smile on her face."
While talking about "it smells so good" comment "To say that out of character, it’s not inherently wrong or inappropriate, but when there has been mounting discomfort and mounting line crossings, I can see how that becomes yet another thing that was out of line."
Read the full article, it's pretty good. This is why I believe that no intimacy coordinator was present because if they were they would have intervened.
Also can we talk about Baldoni's complaint for a bit. Because it is so stupid and the video that he leaked himself doesn't even support it.
Baldoni said in his complaint that "Lively, consistently unable to take direction, insisted that she really liked the idea of characters constantly talking, because, as she described, she and her husband like to "keep talking and talking and talking." Baldoni, her director and the film's assistant director (who was directing the scene) disagreed. In an attempt to encourage her to take his direction Baldoni offered up that he and his wife often look into each other's eyes silently, to which she responded "Like sociopaths" and Laughed."
Not only is this just a straight up lie because Blake was silent for long stretches of time, not only was her suggestions of talking during this scene was better than whatever weird face rubbing thing Baldoni was trying to do, you can also very clearly see that she was pulling away from him and suggesting that they talked because she was uncomfortable with the face rubbing thing!!
Baldoni also just agreed with her multiple times throughout the video. You can also very clearly hear around 8 minutes and 28 second mark that Baldoni said I'm going to let you direct this scene or something along those lines. Which is conveniently not captioned. Baldoni claimed to have wanted a female gaze and female perspective but now he's framing his lead actress giving him suggestions for some scenes as 'taking over the movie'? He also said that Blake can come to him any time with suggestions but when she actually does she's somehow undermining his authority? Let's be real about what's happening here. Her suggestions were better than his and that hurts his ego so he's accusing her of hijacking the project for doing things that under any other circumstances she would have been praised for.
Also the sociopath thing is so misleading. Baldoni said that he and his wife literally stare at each other for five minutes and that Blake would find it terrifying. To which Blake says "I would be like, oh no I found a sociopath". Both of them were laughing throughout this interaction. The shit Baldoni mentioned in his stupid lawsuit is taken far far out of context to make Blake look like a mean girl at best and is just a straight up lie at worst.
Lastly I'm linking a video by the youtuber Ophie Dokie. She has been covering this topic since the beginning and she has been on Blake's side since the beginning of this "drama" despite not liking Blake as a person. She has made other videos on this topic, she has done livestreams doing research surrounding this situation and she's just a great youtuber in general who deserves far more views than she's getting especially compared to the pro B*ldoni drama channels so please please watch her videos. She has covered everything I've said here and more and she goes into much more depth about these things than I ever could.
And Yeah I know this is long but it can't be helped. Spreading misinformation is far easier than correcting it. If you show someone a video of a woman being sexually harassed and the other person goes "nuh uh didn't happen" there is very little you can do to convince that person. It's frustrating. If this ask is made in bad faith no amount of evidence and nothing I say is going to change your mind. But I still wanted to put this out there just because all the assholes saying "tHe vIdEo pRovEs bLakE wAs lyINg" makes me so angry.
#blake lively#pro blake lively#anti justin baldoni#i stand with blake lively#also the reason i censored his name that one time is because I don't want this post to show up in a certain tag#its not because im using his name as a sware word or something
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*runs around on all fours and barks like a maniac*
Can’t draw the miles morales face on her without making her look surprised I stg
#I’m so normal about senti#I am very normal about her#I sware#herrscher of sentience#honkaimpact3rd#senti my beloved#long live the herrscher of sentience!
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Hey, remember, Slug It Out 1?
And how it was like a retelling of the show, and it added in game only characters and story lines?
Like the Shame Gang?
The doppelgangers of the Shane Gang
^ that is Alias Shame- I can't find pictures of the others but if these goobers where in the show it would be fucking hilarious because you have the Shame Gang being punks causing trouble, or worse yet, joining Blakk Industries, and because they look like the Shane Gang everyone is fucking confused, and Eli is low key panicking because "WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING IM WORKING WITH BLAKK?!"
And Blakk is laughing in the background because he's ruining the Shane's reputation by having hired halfway decent look a likes.
#slugterra#bajoterra#slug it out#eli shane#slugterra eli#i sware the mobil games were just filled with plot they couldn't do in the actual show
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HI EVERYONE SORRY FOR BEING DEAD BUT LOOK WHO SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE TODAY-
HES FUCKING HUGE TOO WHAGT
Also sorry again for not posting. Where the fuck have I been? Well, for starters my mental health has been declining a shit ton since school started back, and has led me to stop posting and making things. I also haven't drawn anything kinito related in a hot fucking minute because of my toontown hyperfixation. I'm still in the fandom MOOTS DONT WORRY but I've been drawing gay robots more than gay sea creatures for now......... maybe ill post the art if you guys wanna see it idk but yea, I'm doing a bit better now (lie/hj) so maybe I'll try post here again. But for now I shall die till I decide what I wanna do!! Bye!! :3
#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#sam the sea anemone#jade the jellyfish#mark the question mark#kinito my beloved#gay#meowwww#sorry for being dead#ill try post art soon i sware#i sw#:3
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I ended up putting the large drawing on hold to bring this idea to life.
This rook drawing is (hopefully) going to be 1 of 3 drawing that I plan to make as decorations for my room.
I chose Rook in his Savanaclaw uniform because I thought it would be interesting to try and draw, also because he might be one of my favourite Rook cards behind Vampire and Tsumsitter.
(However his new Birthday card is also kinda funny 💕)
I'm going to be drawing one for Epel and Vil to complete the group and hopefully make the space feel less empty.
Unfortunately, the second photo came out kinda blurry, but when you have a fan spinning just above your head as you balance on the edge of your bed, you have to do the best you can 💔
#I sware the hands looked good before I coloured them💔#hes so silly#traditional art#coloured pencil#colored pencil#artwork#artists on tumblr#drawing#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#twst rook hunt#twst rook#savanaclaw#savanaclaw rook#rook hunt fanart
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I rarely edit. (This is barely even an edit kms)
I'm gonna tackle him- 👹
#transformers#transformers one#d 16#megatron#tf one#transformers one edit#gonna get him pregnant i sware-#we goin all night 👀❤️🔥😩
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