#I SCREAM LAUGHED

[hearteyesdiaz]

"TAKE EDDIE IF YOU WANT"

[mousetaur]

So I sent this message to my friend group discord

With this picture of my grandad sleeping compared to this picture of Jesus

Which got such gold responses as

But the my friend sent back this truly breathtaking piece of photoshop

[dark-elf-writes]

Rando: So Guy, you’re pretty close with Hatake right?

Guy with tears of Youth running down his face: News of our Eternal Rivalry has spread I see *sparkles* *Youths*

Rando: …right. But that means you know why he wears a mask, yeah?

Guy: Absolutely!

Rando: Wait really? Tell me!

Guy: My Eternal Rival is simply too attractive. The mere sight of his bear face has made enemy shinobi so distracted they didn’t even notice his blade buried in their stomach until it was too late. Kakashi has killed over 500 people this way. Such skill.

Rando: Woaaaah, then why doesn’t he show his face here? He doesn’t have to worry about other Konoha nin getting distracted, does he?

Guy: I’m afraid it’s not so, my friend. So many of his fellows got distracted staring at his Youthful features that they could not complete the mission. He had to save them all and carry them home with one arm and the stolen research in the other.

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Another Rando: So I’ve heard Hatake wears a mask because he’s too pretty. That true?

Guy: What? Who told you such nonsense? Shame on them for spreading rumors about my Eternal Rival! It is nowhere near the truth

Rando: Then why does he do it?

Guy: Well you see, we once had a 13 hour long competition to see who could make a face for the longest time. My strength faltered at the 10 hour mark, but his Youth spurred him to go for another three hours! My Rival’s determination to go beyond his limits is admirable, but his face has been stuck ever sense. *Manly tears* Such sacrifice for the sake of competition!

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Rando 3: I’ve heard Hatake wears a mask because he either has a screwed up face or a really nice one. Which is it?

Guy: *gAsP* What foul villain is spreading such lies about Kakashi? He is so hip and cool! My Rival wears his mask because his lungs produce a toxic gass when exposed to oxygen!

Rando: But that would mean when he exhales…

Guy: Exactly! He uses his mask as a filter to prevent his fellow shinobi from becoming ill when around him. Such thoughtful action! Such compassion!

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Rando 4: What’s up with Hatakes mask? I’ve heard a lot of shit about it, so what’s the truth?

Guy: what mask?

Rando: wh-the hell do you mean “what mask”!?!?

Guy: I have known my Eternal Rival for many years now, but I have never seen him with a mask on. So what mask?

Rando: His mask! His stupid mask that he never takes off and has been wearing for years. Years!

Guy: A mask he never takes off you say? Impossible. I have seen his face every time we meet. Shame on you for trying to smother his Will of Fire with slander.

Rando: b-b-but! He does wear a mask! I’ve seen it!

Guy: Hmm, I get it now! He has cast an illusion of a mask on his face to test the skill of those he meets. The less skilled would inquire about the “mask” while the skilled would not even notice it! How very clever of my rival!

Rando: So…I’m just not good enough?

Guy: Precisely! My Rival is so hip and cool for his trickery

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Kakashi: Do you happen to know why everyone is pretending I don’t wear a mask anymore? This guy just complemented my white teeth. He couldn’t even see them? And I wasn’t smiling?

Guy: Not a clue my friend :D

Kakashi a troll at heart: maa, how strange it all is

THIS IS THE EXACT ENERGY I WAS IMAGINING. GUY GASLIGHTS KONOHA ONE PERSON AT A TIME

I mean to put up with Kakashi for so long Guy has to be some level of troll as well and he would delight in messing with people while also keeping his eternal rival’s secrets secret.

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chloesimaginationthings]

He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

[eightspringdays]

Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.

And no one believed him at first.

[tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine]

Okay but the cast audiocommentary for the first half of return of the king feat. not only Andy Serkis, but Smeagol and Gollum as well

King behaviour

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[shelf-of-knicknacks]

Them at the end of scream basically

Here’s just the gif version of them if you want it

[skipitty-bop]

episode 3 goes crazy

[dark-elf-writes]

SHIKA WITH THE FISH EYE LENSE WHY DID THEY DO MY BOY SO DIRTY IM ON FICKING TEARS

[icestardragonhc]

THE TERALEAK JUST CONFIRMED A SUSPICION OR HEADCANON OR WHATEVER I HAD ABOUT GHETSIS FOR YEARS WTF ACTUALLY

While he gaslit N into believing him and his world view, turns out he's not really lying as much as he is genuinly thinking the world is evil. That's why he let N experience that evil evil world himself, thinking N would come to the same conclusion as him. It didn't occur to him that it would even be possible for N to have a change of heart.

Evil cannot comprehend good.

He cannot comprehend good. He's living in his own little reality. That he tries to change desperatly.

In the finished game the dialogue is different but he was designed and written with this in mind and it's still noticable.

[sergle]

here this is what i think gandalf big naturals’ job should be. as someone also suffering from huge boobs people gotta stop telling us what we should be doin with our bodies

[galaxyweighted]

autism so intense he forgot he was supposed to be slicing and dicing and got distracted by one of his favorite movies

[proselles]

clinging to the sex warning for arcane like an angst with a happy ending tag on ao3