#I SAID DONT BULLY ME😖😖😖😖😖

[plotwhatplot]

nsfw funpoison headcanons bc jesus popped out of a muffin and told me to write these

yes thats a slipknot reference <3 ANYGAYS as the title says this is almost entirely nsfw hcs so NSFW WARNING!

I need to be put on the death penalty

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hear me out but i recently jst got a random hc idea that ghoul calls party things like "pup" and shi idfk that jst invaded my brain and im embracing it lmao

on that note neither of them r into pet play or anything (god no) but party does like being called those things and may or may not have a leash kink 👀

poison has a playlist called "music for when I'm missing my manz" and it's literally just bed chem by sabrina carpenter and nothing else (pretend she exists in this timeline ok 😿)

Poison's lwk kinda confused why they were given the dog related nicknames when ghoul's the one who acts like a feral chihuahua (lmfao)

"ugh I'm starving there's nothing to eat here" "baby I'm right here 😿" "ah right good point" *drops to his knees* "NO NO NOT IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE YOU IDIO-" idek if this counts as a hc but whatever this is ig

Sometimes when ghoul is bored he'll just take his gun (unloaded ofc) and make poison suck it and he doesn't even care if there's other ppl around he's just like "mmm yah there ya go ^^ good boiii!! <333" like bro has nearly gotten his ass beat by kobra bc of these shenanigans 💀🙏

poison knows how to beg like a MOTHERFUCKER, they can and will get anything they want from ghoul if they beg right. (in a sexual way, ofc, if u couldnt tell by the whole theme of this post)

on that note, ghoul loves to make party beg for shit sometimes, ya want anything sexual? beg ya filthy animal!

as rough as they sometimes get with each other (if yk what I mean), one thing theyre not, is mean. they're always kind to eachother and theres always a bit of love making in the soup when they do it (this is so corny and cringe but i love it with all my heart FUCK YOU!/silly)

they both have matching tattoos of eachothers logos on the back of their hands (woah! not sex related!? Wild!!)

Ghoul taught Lola (oc, not hesitant alien lola) how to say faggot when she was three and he made party get it on camera and it's his biggest flex (she didn't stop yelling it out constantly for DAYS they had to stop her from screaming faggot at random people 💀)

Once they broke down in the middle of the zones together and they didn't have their phones with them so they just camped out in the middle of the road unheard from for the whole night to the next morning and everyone thought they died (oh look another non sexual hc haha so funny- SIKE THEY FUCKED IN THE CAR🗣️🗣️🔥🔥)

party's the type of person that'll make fake (very loud) sex noises when ur on the phone with someone Important and ghoul is lwk the type of get accidentally turned on by it.

ok I'm out of ideas rn but if I come up with more I'll add to this lol (I was in a rush to post this😭)

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'm sure it won't be the last time. I AM SICK AND BLOODY TIRED OF THESE MFS, HALF OF WHO DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT CURSED CHILD, BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT AN ANGSTY TEEN DARING TO BE AN ANGSTY TEEN, I WILL FIGHT THE LOT OF YOU

(this is gonna be a bit long and probably incoherent so sit down and fucking listen to me 🔫 stick with me because I'm not just complaining about albus haters)

eVERYBODY wants cOoMmpllEeXx relatable HUMAN characters - and then SHIT themselves when the flaws a CHILD has isn't just 🥺 uwu im socially awkward and traumatised 🥺. that's why scorpius doesn't get this fuckass treatment, because his terrible human flaw is that he's a bit shit at conversation and gets sad about his dead mum (generalised understatement, but this post isnt about him. dont come for me i love him 🫶🏻)

god forbid albus, who feels unloved and unwanted (with valid evidence for a teenager), albus who feels completely out of place and outcast from his entire famously-close-knit family, ablus who is well known by the world by default via Harry and hates the attention and high expectations, albus who then gets targeted and bullied by his peers because he's not as perfect and brilliant as his father, albus who is then isolated from his one friend because Harry is making irrational ptsd fueled decisions, albus who tells Harry completely sincerely that he knows he's unlikeable but he'll try and change himself and be more like his siblings because he genuinely believes that's what Harry and everyone else whos had the misfortune of meeting him wants, albus who spends the entire play trying to prove himself and fix things via idiotic childish decisions BECAUSE HES A WHOLE UNSTABLE CHILD

god forbid that CHILD doesn't react like a patient, supported, well adjusted, level headed adult. god forbid he reacts outwardly. god forbid he reacts at all, my bad. clearly he should just sniffle a bit as if he doesn't feel suffocated and helpless by everything in his life, because obviously hes just a spoiled brat who doesn't know what real suffering is. god forbid he complains or feels anything negatively, or doesn't quite grasp that other people are struggling too because he is too busy trying so hard to deal with himself and his declining mental health the best he can with basically no support or understanding. god forbid he isn't completely perfect.

you all sound like some fucking boomer telling teenagers they don't know what real struggling is, they aren't mentally ill, they dont have any problems because they have a roof over their head, they should all go to war kids are too soft these days 😫😖😱 fUCKING‼️SHUT UP‼️

he does things wrong but he knows he does and he does everything he can to fix it! and he is fourteen!!! do none of you remember what being fourteen is like 😭😭 I swear half of you have got to be basically fourteen yourselves cmon man

cause I'm seeing this fucking pattern a lot recently. not just for albus, not just in this fandom, everywhere. ‼️ no one can fucking handle flawed characters anymore ‼️ the only thing any character is allowed to have wrong with them is trauma apparently, otherwise they have to be perfect, and I'm getting sick of it. characters and stories are meant to reflect real life, they're meant to help shape our world view, why are you expecting everyone to be fucking perfect??? what happened to nuance? what happened to understanding character development? you are all acting like characters and people are so black and white. either they're perfect or they're insufferable and evil. I won't lie, the most common victims i've noticed of this are women. but the flawed women are typically demonised, whereas the men are typically turned into uwu baby boys who actually aren't capable of doing anything wrong and then fanon goes nuts making them into ittle wittle victims. and I'm so fucking sick of all of it, I hate this. (obviously this is not a strict rule. Albus Potter, and also Albus Dumbledore now I mention it, are demonised beyond belief)

BRING BACK FLAWS AND BRING BACK NOT COMPLETELY WRITING OFF A CHARACTER BECAUSE THEY DARE TO BE HUMAN

I AM FED UP, ALBUS POTTER GET BEHIND ME

[trixiebabie]

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hi! i’m trixie! i’m 19, pan, and taken. i’m a bunny girlthing who just earned herself 6 months of denial with two doms and i’m mostly just here to be happy and subby in my own little bubble of the internet

✨ last orgasm: 12/31/23 ✨

✨ rules(given by my owner) ✨

🩰 answer all asks truthfully no matter how embarrassing or degrading(😖)

🩰 i have to say when an ask made me touch myself

🩰 i have to make sure everyone knows who owns me(my girlfriend 🥰)

🩰 scroll tumblr at least one hour daily and post at least one nude daily(on my main @trixiebunnie)

✨rules for others(made by me)✨

🐾 do not ask me to describe either of the people who dom me, no pics. nothing. i don’t want to do that

🐾 please don’t ask for pics that i don’t post(unless, like, we’re mutuals. mutuals can kiss me with tongue)

🐾 don’t ask me to go against either dom. no i won’t touch or cum and not tell them. do not ask me. i am dating one of them and it feels wrong to even be asked to do so

🐾 no i will not do face pics unless it’s on onlyfans(which i dont have and wont until i move out)

🐾 do not try to coerce me into things if i said no. do not try to violate any boundary i set. seriously. super mega block

✨ comment your favorite emoji if you read this please ✨

kinks: ageplay(duh), bondage, pain, humiliation, denial, degradation, objectification, pet play(duh), hypnosis, voice kink, chastity, cnc, knives, monster fucking, size kink, corruption, breeding, impregnation, royalty, divinity/blasphemy, watersports, bimboification, bully play, exhibitionism, and probably more i can’t think of 🥰

[pnchy]

You guys dont even know me 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤔🤔🤔🤔 , why do you hate me already 😡😡😡😡👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾⁉️⁉️. 🎊🎈🎉Congratulations🎊🎈🎉 now I know how u all feel haha 😑😑🤣🤣🤣 you made your point ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 its painful🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒😷😷😷. Im trying😤😤😤 im seriously trying😤😤😤😤. But because im straight 💑💑💑 everythinf about me is trash 🚮🚮🚮 im garbage and im cishet scum🤢🤢🤢☠☠☠. I feel attacked ok🔫🔫🔫🗡🗡🗡. And im fucking sensitive😭😭😭😖😖😖 Im sorry😔😔😔 but I’m just Im just please 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 Don’t bully me 🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️ Just shove a knife 🗡🗡🗡🗡 up my jugular instea. I do try my best to help💯💯💯💯, in fact iwas hesitant to have a pride flag 🏳🏳🏳 because I thought 🤔🤔🤔 a straight person shouldn’t be representing that🚫🚫🚫. Never mind 🗣🗣🗣forget I said 🗣🗣🗣that It sounds like exactly what you’re saying I am😟😟😟 I jusr Im gonna bang 💥💥💥my head 🤕🤕🤕against the wall I fucking swear🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 Just Kill me ☠☠☠Im tolerant I swear im fucking tolerant im just sensitive😭😭😭 ok I didn’t like all these accUsautons and I wanna feel like Im GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SO 😠😠😠why are you JUDGING ME BEFORE YOU EVEN MEET ME😠😠😠😠😠 IM SO SORRY I EXIST OKAY😔😔😔😔 BUT I REALLY WANNA TRY💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 BUT WHY CANT ANYONE LET ME 🆗️OK 🆗️OK 🆗️OK🆗️ OK🆗️ Would it help if I was literally the sams exact person but ace⁉️⁉️⁉️ Cause I can stop masturbating 😳😳😳if that’s what it takes Omfg🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ im so pathetic 😭😭😭Im so patethic im so pathetic im so PATHETIC😭😭😭😭 YOURe all right ✔✔✔Maybe all straight people are dumb😵😵😵 self centered assholes Including me😔😔😔. Hell😈😈😈 Look at my fucking freakout rn🤡🤡🤡🤡 Im a spastic attention seeking whore bag 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾Push me off a fucking balcony⚠️⚠️⚠️ please Someone please👥 Someone please👥 Nvm III SHIt up🤐🤐🤐🤐 shut up shut up🤐🤐🤐🤐 I WANNA LIKE YOU GUYS 😍😍😍BUT I CANT ADVOCATE FOR U 🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️IF UR LIKE THIS 😠😠😠😠 Im gonna cry🤧🤧🤧 Im going crazy😨😨😨 Im going 🏃‍♂️Im going🏃‍♂️ Im going🏃‍♂️ Im gone 💨💨ive gone.💨💨 Gone. 💨💨