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cause of death: wasn’t been able to open vape cartridge
#I OPENED IT BEFORE ISTG#that’s so embarrassing#cuz i need to go to the guy from the shop and ask him#again#to open it#i should ask his name or phone number at this point#he’s also cute#agent shitpost
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does anyone else remember there used to be an opening animation when you open pirate101. or is that something i made up
#like yknow how when you open wiz it does that animated zoom out thing before the title appears#istg pirate used to have the something similar#but if it did it isnt there anymore ):#i remember it being like a zooming in with canonballs flying across the screen and then focusing in on the flag with the title#the sound effects for it are still there#also i cant find it anywhere for the life of me so im not sure actually#p101#pirate101
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guy i was good friends with in college who is lowkey probably The One That Got Away (even tho we never dated or anything but there was like. a lil sumn sumn there ykwim) is MARRIED and has BABY now and has GROWN A SEXY BEARD
#rambles.#i opened insta for the first time in forever and immediately saw him#happy for him!!! but damn i’m feelin it#kauhlil i miss u 😞😞😞#that mf sat with me until 3am working on stuff together#he drove me to the doctor before i got a car#always invited me to stuff and listened when i talked ☹️#we actually first met in ballroom dance class before we ended up in the same academic department#WE COULD’VE BEEN A MOVIEEEEEEEEE#your girl better treat you right istg#anyways.#okay midnight yearning is over time to go play genshin
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something something MHA catering largely to a Western (sans its Japanese) audience ended up inspiring the most puritanical and authoritarian takes I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
something something the cop and military propaganda flying through many Western fans’ heads.
something something discussions about the societal issues the manga quite literally highlights in the first page and forward are taken with a grain of salt, if that at all.
something something the internet is largely Westernized and whenever someone fits the outlier, they’re either relentlessly ostracized or demonized.
they merge at some point 🤔
#I don’t tend to make ‘political’ points like this here but istg I’m tired of this shit#before anybody pulls the#‘what does the West have to do with a japanese manga’#look at the world right now#I’m so serious#look at the rise of fascism right now#where did it start?#(it’s supposed to be rhetorical but let me help it starts with W)#and who has the world by its balls so much they have military bases every fucking where?#there has been discussions going as far back as 2016 about the rise in purity culture amidst gen z & younger#so I won’t even extend the argument there#there’s much to be said about literacy rates as well but I’m not in the mood to open that can of worms#mha critical#mha criticism#mha#bnha#bnha critical#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#might delete later if it gets to point I get death threats and whatnot
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DID THEY JUST PLAY THNKS FR TH MMRS AT THE OLYMPICS
#istg i heard the opening before simone biles went up for the vault#olympics#fall out boy#fob#simone biles
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A few years ago I remember being watching my older brother play The Walking Dead and I was like TERRIFIED, HEARTBROKEN, and TRAUMATIZED like man, I’d go to school and tell my lil friends that the apocalypse is soon and we’re all gonna die soooo yeah. Anyways so today I went “Alec you can do this you’re a fucking man” and opened the game and I can confirm that I am in fact not a man. Maybe I have to wait another 4 years..
#alec yap#twdg#twdg s1#twdg clementine#twdg lee#i will never mentally recover from this game istg#apparently it runs in the family too#same thing happened with my older sister#the walking dead#funny story#except maybe its not that funny#but nah clementine has been THROUGH it#like damn how old even is she? 8? 10?#nah but I remember before I watched my big bro play the game for the first time I was like#‘WOW she looks so much like me!!’#which tbh.. yeah she does#ehhh give me a week and I wont shut up abt this game#that is if I do actually gain the courage to open it again 😭
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I am officially (and hopefully temporarily) employment challenged? Is that the nicest way to say my ass just got canned by the bitch I was working for? It sounds good to me. Anyway, I applied for a really good job a couple of weeks ago. I got an email from them telling me when and where to be for the next phase, testing.
So, I'm asking all my moots out there and anyone else who sees this plea into the unknown, to please think good thoughts for me that I'll get hired on at the place I will be testing for.
To everyone who celebrates the holidays, I hope you have a very nice one.
If you don't, right on. I hope you enjoy your time off and/or holiday pay. You deserve it!
Thank you so much, fellow people on this planet 💟.
#got fired#worked for a bitch anyway#when one door closes another one opens#i think that's more science than fate#but whatever#send good vibes#please and thank you#who fires someone right before christmas#istg that's so mean#zen state activated#yeah right#i'll be crying before the day is over#send chocolate#send help#shut up sarah
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writing smut be like: *opens google* another word for pee hole
#istg dlfjldfsdf#especially when you havent written smut i a while and forgotten some of the vocab...#i be opening my old works to see how i wrote shit before lisdjflsdjf#anyway im writing omegaverse jayvik <3
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its that time of the year again (cookie clicker Christmas event)
#istg i thought I was going insane#i just heard this faint jingle from /somewhere/ before realising that#oh yeah#cookie clicker is open#and that means I probably need to go to sleep#kitkatrambles
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#just had 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out in one session 🎉#just went in no thoughts head empty with the goal to get it over with bc i don’t#want to go back after 2 weeks and do it all over again#blood tw#why are dental clinics so weird and horrifying like#like i came out of my session looking at my surgeon with blood splatter on his face shield 😭 and a bit more all over#getting your tooth extracted is such a weird experience istg#just full of pressure and a bit of loud slicing haha#and a bit of loud cracking noises#also my surgeon made me go ??? and laugh a bit because before we started he said#‘i wish my other patients opened their mouth as much you did’#like ?????? LMAO WHAT#opened their mouth wide*#mind you we haven’t spoken a word since i arrived and sat down on the chair#and them proceeded to gossip to his assistant#like how he had difficulty locating something in his other patients’ gums bc they can’t open their mouths that wide djdjjd#anyway im lowkey dreading the healing process#bc i can’t eat hot food :/ just room temp+cold food#treating myself to ice cream 😌#*ri
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also in horrible news, senses fail will be in philly in november playing their album "let it infold you" in it's entirety and I'm too fucking broke to go 🙃 the tickets are 150$ like... it's ga standing room only 😩 ticketmaster should be burned to the ground. I miss when tickets for shows were 20 bucks 😮💨
#saves the day are opening for them too !!#sick!! cruel and twisted !!!!#it's bad enough i didnt get to see them back before the pandemic started#if i had 1 mil and a time machine istg
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The Palm Brinks music in Dark Cloud 2 evokes some sort of buried visceral nostalgia response in me, it might be the world's most catchiest video game music. It's witchcraft. I've spent decades occasionally getting it stuck in my head every once in a while and humming it to myself even after going years without playing the game.
Similar thing with the opening festival music in Dark Cloud 1
#Dark cloud#Random#Dark Cloud 2#Anyway I might be replaying dark Cloud 2 atm lol#I've never beat either of them they are the world's longest games istg#Someday I will before I die though it's on my bucket list#I got to the moon in DC1 at least#I think that's what that level was...#These games were like the proto kingdom hearts for me#Same giant shoes#Not as many zippers but lots of belts#Extensive cutscenes in the second game#Also second game opening gives kh2 opening vibes occasionally with the mysterious boy and seeing things N shit idk it's like 5am#My path of titans server is down for maintenance#Tell me Palm Brinks doesn't look a hell of a lot like Twilight Town tho
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I beg have we been playing the same game orrrr
#like Childe he’s obviously a sweetheart but ig I can understand ??? like he’s so rambunctious and loud and whatnot and yk#ig I can see how you can mischaracterise him as that but kaveh ????#the only reasons I can think of is cause he’s an alcoholic which perhaps in some ppls minds that makes him a fuck boy cause you kinda loose#sense when you’re drunk (?) <- the classic stereotype#but I genuinely do not understand like is it the outfit 😭 cause I swear everyone has something to say about his outfit it’s always the#reason for everyone’s complaints 😭😭😭#because the way I look at it is kaveh and I are so similar it’s crazy even his whole argument with alhaitham I’ve had numerous situations#like that but with my parents and istg it’s infuriating to me when they say stuff like alhaitham does#ANYWYAS THATS just a snippet but istg 99% of his character is like a Noor dupe crazy#WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE POINT LIKE IM THINKING OF IT AS THIS you calling him a fuckboy#is like calling me the female equivalent of that and I’m like THATS SO FUNNY ???&;83&3 😭#how does one arrive at such a conclusion he’s just sad and never wants to hurt a fly bro how would he be a fuckboy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the concept of#him using someone like that is just so ooc and not in the mischaracterisation way in the sense like you just took him and#made him your oc with a completely different personality like heck#although I love alhaitham I can see why ppl would make him out to be a f boy but kaveh is like hell naur 😭#the only situation I’d assume kaveh can be characterised as that is if he gets hammered especially hard with alcohol to the point he just#blacks out or something memory wise and does random stuff#every time I stray from his canon characterisation I see a voice line of his and#I’m like awwwe ☹️ why is he actually precious LMAO he’s so cute and wholesome like how he gets excited over the lightning bolt shape#ORRR when he opens a treasure chest or his joining the party line ABDUSIWKAKSSIN he’s such a cutie#his ‘waaah what are you doing here’ <- line in the event AAAH WHAT AN IDIOT / affectionate WHAT ALMOST 30 YR OLD MAN SAYS WAAAH#I LOVE HIM 😭#dora daily#the way this turned out to be a kaveh lover post by the end I’m actually so sorry#and before we get weird about me liking kaveh sm and saying he’s just like me and a me dupe I wanna preface this by saying#maybe postface cause this is after the fact#ANYWAYS I mean he’s just like the better me he’s Noor pro max frfr
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literally trying so hard to come up with a different response to my brother than "go fuck yourself" like idk why im even trying anymore when hes dead set on dying on the dumbest fucking hill possible
#its been four (?) days and i still havent even opened the full message bc every time i see the preview it makes me so furious i see red istg#like at this point the only incentives i even still have to talk to him is so my mom can stop stressing out abt her kids not talking and so#that in case anything happens to him i at least dont have to live with the guilt of not having talked to him before#but i swear its still hard to convince myself to do it im so sick and tired of it at this point its been the same shit over and over and#over again since childhood and nothing ever changes#thats a lie actually he keeps getting worse every time its fucking sickening#soph txts#txt#dont even comment i just need to vent bc i looked at the chat again and got so mad i had to hold myself back from telling him to fuck off
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oh fucking hell what did he do this time
#misha collins#spn#istg#i am going to open that trending tab and regret it aren't i?#okay just so people stop replying to this i have gone into the trending tag now#this time it is totally on wb jesus christ#this post was made affectionately before i found out what was going on based on past scarring experiences regarding one misha collins#i say this very fondly#kats.txt
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job related thoughts but god im so tired of being she/her'd
something something "its ur fault for dressing feminine in ur gender at birth" or whatever (its not it just feels like it)
like even this lgbt friendly job fair we went to, only one table asked for my pronouns and then continued to use she/her. given it was prob a long day for them but still. its the little things
#getting a job always feels so dysphoric bc uh#you have to vibe out the room before opening up#and istg i havent had a job since like. 2020 where people respected pronouns#i was an admin in a lgbt friendly therapy office and my boss would go off about how much of an ally she was but then#would tell me she has to she her me to have the clients quote understand who shes talking about
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