#kitkatrambles

[kitkatyes]

reginald's the kind of guy who is, like, really against swearing. he's an 'oh my gosh'-er and recites 'sugar honey iced tea' whenever he bashes into something

[kitkatusagihime]

Guess I’ll have to make sure I’m active here again while Twitter burns down

[kitkatyes]

i'm very bored rn so ramble time :]

so,,, octo expansion is like, peak Zoraxis activity

we got the mysterious phone guy who literally wants to eradicate everything (cough cough, death engine parallels cough cough) and agent 8 being the person to stop it. THE FACT THAT THEY'RE CALLED AGENT !!

We also got the random tasks. like, i can imagine fabby putting that together. i mean when WOULD be sadistic enough to make the stupid 8-ball levels

can I talk about the agent 3 fight,,, they're literally being controlled against their own will

it givies me hivemind vibes,, his mind control and all that

and like agent 8 is SO phoenix with amnesia,,, and like pearl and marina act so much like reggie. they literally communicate with 8 using textlogs an stuff hhhhh they can be reggie and prism, as a treat

anyway, its like,, phoenix escaping from the grasps of Zoraxis before being recruited for the agency

[kitkatyes]

One of my go-to brushes on procreate is this stupid (/aff) brush I made for ONE purpose,,, it’s literally the EOD logo—I made it so I wouldn’t have to draw it a million times on the silly guys. BUT LIKE, ITS SO GOOD FOR RANDOM TEXTURES AND SKETCHING?? It’s so very silly but I love it sm

[kitkatyes]

are you trying to say the computers ATE him??? HUH?? Is this the game we're playing right now??

[kitkatyes]

:) /silly

thats it. I'm starting a soup kitchen

rb this post to have a slurp

[kitkatyes]

enhanced octopus division

[kitkatyes]

I am loosing it <- being normal about a kids tv show bc they got too nostalgic

[kitkatyes]

But like,,,

The bear archer is Zor an they are all gooped up like tartar,,,

THE GOOP IS SUPPOSED TO BE RED BTW BUT I ONLY HAVE AN ORANGE HIGHLIGHTER

[kitkatyes]

Fine.

Phoenix if they were a funny octopus

must draw them later,,,

[kitkatyes]

Okay, but what if we all made little robot/robutler ocs

I think that would be so fun for no reason

[kitkatyes]

Okay so I’m replaying ieytd 1 rn and I’m on operation: winter break, right? Tell me why Zor owns a copy of the eod suduction handbook????

Gonna do a line break here before I ramble for too long—

So like, I can’t see a reason why they’d have it in the first place? It’s nestled between other books such as; just shoot them: common pitfalls of eccentric villainy, the essential guide to evil taxidermy, guidelines: secret compartments. So why would it appear with them? They have no correlation, and I don’t see why it would need to be in their secret cabin out in the middle of nowhere.

I suppose, in a sense we get a glimpse into Zor’s mind and personality. We see that they like research as showcased by the books on crystals and gravity manipulation. But I suppose that the seduction handbook is more so nestled between the personal ‘interests’ section of the shelf. Taxidermy while, odd in a sense could be a personal hobby of Zors. We even see secret compartments in the cabin that would likely feature in the corresponding book.

It just makes no sense. Why would they have that book— Stealing it is out of the question. No agent would bring that book with them on a mission. No agent would die with that on their person. So why would Zor have it?

Let’s not forget the portrait of Vitti behind the desk and the eod lighter in the safe behind it. Through the portrait of Vitti, we can infer this as a sign of a possible relationship between the two. It’s the only reason I can really justify it. Maybe Vitti stole the seduction handbook as a gag gift of sorts. Maybe Zor just took it after leaving the agency.

There’s no other way this makes sense. No other way I can think of justifying this. No other reason why they’d have the goddamn seduction handbook.

[kitkatyes]

Huh, would you look at that? It’s been a year since my ieytd insanity began

I absolutely am so normal about this silly spy game and I’m so glad that there are so many people who feel the same way <3

Im gonna take this moment to dump some of my favourite things I’ve made over the course of the year cause I’m feeling real sentimental (I also really wanted to draw something but alas, school got in my way)

More below the cut!

[kitkatyes]

research sprials,,, /aff

[kitkatyes]

We are SO back

[kitkatyes]

this is the SECOND time I've lost a chunk of my writing because my document REFUSED to save