#kitkatrambles

[kitkatyes]

thinking about john juniper again

very rambly so im putting it under the cut

Its the fact that in the second game, this man decided that Phoenix, the very same person he named because of their ability to essentially rise from the dead, known to escape anything, can be left alone in a laser trap whilst he goes to the peace summit

juniper is a little incompetent and prideful, but I'd think he'd know better than to leave phoenix alone; well, I think he'd know better than to leave the drill/scredriver/laser thing in such an easily accessible location.

he knows who phoenix is-- thats the real kicker

maybe, just maybe, theres some shred of humility within him because of this

did he want pheonix to escape? I feel like there may be a possiblity-- he has titled himself as 'the worlds greatest actor', after all. perhaps he was so insistent on the idea that phoenix would escape and they wouldn't be directly killed by him

I mean, i can sense a little bit of fondness between the two-- sorta like, a thrill of the chase dynamic (junipers just living the pipe dream of being some sorta evil nemesis-- I like to think he always liked playing the villain in some movies he'd been cast in) And, like, he seemed so surprised when phoenix showed up

I mean, if juniper wanted phoenix dead, why not kill them there? If he wanted to keep them captured, why not take them to the peace summit (imagine that haha <- not-so-subtle plug for one of my fics [listen, i was thinking about that fic before typing this out in a haze, okay? /vsilly]) He could've exposed the agency's involvement and make phoenix an example-- y'know, show them how serious he was

basically, juniper liked phoenix and wanted them to escape

[kitkatusagihime]

Guess I’ll have to make sure I’m active here again while Twitter burns down

[kitkatyes]

theres this car wash that i keep passing and just--

it has a sign that says razor but like,,, there's a HUGE emphasis on the Z

I fear i may have found one of Zor's shell companies omg

[kitkatyes]

I’m really curious—

Would anyone be interested in participating in an ieytd holiday exchange?

[kitkatyes]

reginald's the kind of guy who is, like, really against swearing. he's an 'oh my gosh'-er and recites 'sugar honey iced tea' whenever he bashes into something

[kitkatyes]

I’m sorry that I keep splatoon posting BUT LOOK AT THIS!!!

Got this from the wonderful @grizzcozine !! I love how this project turned out and I absolutely ADORE the merch. Thank you to all the artists and mods who made this all possible

[kitkatyes]

i'm very bored rn so ramble time :]

so,,, octo expansion is like, peak Zoraxis activity

we got the mysterious phone guy who literally wants to eradicate everything (cough cough, death engine parallels cough cough) and agent 8 being the person to stop it. THE FACT THAT THEY'RE CALLED AGENT !!

We also got the random tasks. like, i can imagine fabby putting that together. i mean when WOULD be sadistic enough to make the stupid 8-ball levels

can I talk about the agent 3 fight,,, they're literally being controlled against their own will

it givies me hivemind vibes,, his mind control and all that

and like agent 8 is SO phoenix with amnesia,,, and like pearl and marina act so much like reggie. they literally communicate with 8 using textlogs an stuff hhhhh they can be reggie and prism, as a treat

anyway, its like,, phoenix escaping from the grasps of Zoraxis before being recruited for the agency

[kitkatyes]

remembering just how fucked school is gonna be this year omg

[kitkatyes]

i now own a cricut and sticker paper. It's over for you fools

[kitkatyes]

Goodness gracious…

Update on the autism shelf too

[kitkatyes]

One of my go-to brushes on procreate is this stupid (/aff) brush I made for ONE purpose,,, it’s literally the EOD logo—I made it so I wouldn’t have to draw it a million times on the silly guys. BUT LIKE, ITS SO GOOD FOR RANDOM TEXTURES AND SKETCHING?? It’s so very silly but I love it sm

[kitkatyes]

are you trying to say the computers ATE him??? HUH?? Is this the game we're playing right now??

[kitkatyes]

:) /silly

thats it. I'm starting a soup kitchen

rb this post to have a slurp

[kitkatyes]

enhanced octopus division

[kitkatyes]

I am loosing it <- being normal about a kids tv show bc they got too nostalgic

[kitkatyes]

But like,,,

The bear archer is Zor an they are all gooped up like tartar,,,

THE GOOP IS SUPPOSED TO BE RED BTW BUT I ONLY HAVE AN ORANGE HIGHLIGHTER