#I Married an Angel

[fayegonnaslay]

Jeanette MacDonald in I Married an Angel, 1942

[themoonprincessaaaa]

Jeanette MacDonald & Nelson Eddy

I Married an Angel (1942), dir. W. S. Van Dyke

[moth3rr]

Jeanette MacDonald, playing Brigitta, and Nelson Eddy, playing Count Palaffi, in the 1942 film ‘I Married an Angel’

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *enters*

gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee

aziraphale, nods: right. okay

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn't my spouse

gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are

aziraphale, insistent: no!

gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*

aziraphale, panicking: that- I don't- it's irrelevant

gabriel, mutters: you're irrelevant

aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such basic human social conventions. what we have means so much more than that

gabriel, sighs wistfully: must be nice having a spouse

aziraphale, huffs: *walks off haughtily*

gabriel: :D

-later-

crowley, returning with coffee: angel?

gabriel, appears from behind a bookcase, continues dusting: your husband's in the back

crowley, heads to the back room: thanks

[princessfroslass]

Oh I got weak in the knees all of a sudden.

[ckducky]

This one goes out to @a-dauntless-daffodil. They infected me with the hilarious idea that Charlie is jealous of an inanimate object.

[cerubean]

johnny zest but he goes by john landgraab and hasn't dropped out of college and been disowned yet and is also arranged to be married to dina caliente

[armageddidnt]

Aziraphale’s little look of pity when Muriel is struggling to act like a human has me cAckling

Bonus: Ineffable Husbands tricking Muriel into admitting it’s their first time visiting Earth (those old married fools)

[angio2244]

[ID: A Trigun Stampede comic. Wolfwood goes "Oh shit" before the news van crashes into him, sending him flying. Meryl shouts "There's no dying on my watch, Mister!" while Wolfwood comes to with Vash beside him. He thinks, "Huh? Where am I? Wait..." He sits up, worried. "Huh? I can't remember anything... (Except my name.)"

Baffled and captioned "Head empty," he thinks, "What was I doing again? Who's Michael?? An eye? Huh?! Something about a knife? Two knives?" Vash exclaims, "Ah! He's awake!" He's shown sparkling as he smiles and asks, "Um... Are you alright? Sorry for running you over..."

Wolfwood's glasses shatter as the background goes black. Vash sweats, "Um... What's wrong? Your expression's terrifying..." Wolfwood shoots up and grabs Vash's hand. "Angel!! My love." Vash sweats, "HUH? Angel?"

Wolfwood, blushing, says seriously, "It must be fate. God brought us together to meet! I know we just met but... Please, would you marry me?" Wolfwood continues to look enamored and Vash bewildered while, in the front, Meryl says with dead eyes, "I should run him over again." Roberto, equally dead-eyed and drinking, says, "Too late. He's got brain damage."

Next, Wolfwood protectively holds an arm in front of Vash and growls, "I will protect you!" Vash sweats, "There's really no need!!" Then, Wolfwood smiles and rubs Zazi's head, and Zazi thinks, "Wow, he's really good at acting..."

Last is another comic. Zazi tells Wolfwood, "You're supposed to be guiding Knives' brother (Vash) to him." Wolfwood says nonchalantly, "No I'm not. We're getting married." Zazi goes wide-eyed and then reports to Knives, who shouts, "The Punisher said what!?" End ID]

Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for description!

[breeskins]

can we please make a girls only planet?? (with the exception of some celebrity crushes)

[nenan]

First ever gay couple (Melinda Angel and Danika Marquez) to get married in Curaçao on July 27th 2024, after the official legalization of same-sex marriage on July 12th 2024.

[s0lairee]

to live honestly and without fear.

2/3 for the wedding, ft. david and angel. i am pushing the desi angel propaganda SO HARD.... OH MY GOD. this was so fun to draw and also i cried i love tjem so much.......

[elvisqueso]

"Marry Kocoum? But he's so...serious."

Pocahontas (1995)

[wazzi2ya]

After some time of dating, when Husk and Angel decide to get married (by Lucifer, as the closest thing to "holy" authority in Hell), the moment they exchange rings they can each feel the chains of their deals pulling and then breaking, freeing them from their contracts since, once married, their souls belong to each other.

(add on: inspired by this)

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Husk: Ready to go?

Angel, opening the front door: Sure thing, babe.

Cherri, pushing past them, having a seat at the bar: My life is over.

Husk: That's nice.

Cherri: Life stinks!

Husk: Yeah, well, it doesn't get any better. We'll be at Consent.

Angel, putting a comforting arm around Cherri: Wait a minute Husk, we can't go with Sugar Tits like this.

Husk: Why not? Life will stink tomorrow. I know mine will.

Angel: *glares at him*

Husk, sighing: All right, all right. Cherri, this usually takes an hour. I say "What's the matter?", you say "Nothing", I say "Come on, I know something’s wrong, what is it?", you say "Nothing". So let’s cut the shit! What's wrong?

Cherri: Nothing.

Husk: For fuck’s sake!

[erial-c]

when the double wedding ea drops im gonna have to avoid tumblr until the following day because i know DAMN well i won't be able to stop myself from reading spoilers