#I MARRIED HIM

[allmyandroids]

I seriously need Graham Dalton to be real, the need to tell him how fucking loveable, incredible handsome and how much he means to me is over the top f e r a l

[welcometololaland]

"HE'S MY HUSBAND"

Just so you know, now that you have put that out into the universe, I am manifesting that to happen at the end of the season this year. I CAN SEE IT AND I BELIEVE. THE POWER OF THE TENNIS AU BLEEDING INTO CANON

anon, you must know that I have never practised manifestation in my LIFE but I will manifest for this. I need it with my whole damn soul. it's unfair how much of a chokehold tarlos has us all in, and the least we deserve to add fuel to our burning obsessions is either of them (although tbh I think it's time for someone to call Carlos impressive because he IS) to look across at the other, the fondest, most loving look in their eyes and say: 'he's my husband'.

I will clown for this so fucking hard my nose will turn red I'm SORRY.

LIKE THIS BUT WITH TK SAYING HE'S MY HUSBAND:

(I'm so fucking unwell for them idk how I live like this)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[hansoeii]

the doctor on their way to steal your heart

[rooted-in-rot]

From the moment we met

I knew I could love you

and quickly I fell

head over heels

completely enamored

with your everything

your hair, your eyes, your smile, your laugh

it was all enough and too much

your humor and your touch

the gentle grace of being a fuckin weeb

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Every moment you're away I cannot help

The gentle clawing in my stomach

and the nagging in my mind

that one day

you will have had enough of me

and everything I have felt will have never been returned

and I was just too eager to let someone else in

---

Every facet of the jewel you are

is another way I get to see

exactly who holds my heart for me

---

You are amazing in every sense I can see

---

Oh I hope you never grow bored of me

For I can see forever with you

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I think we both fear the same thing

---

I cannot tell if the rocks I stand on

shake from instability

or the weeping earth as she gazes upon

the love which she created

but still I stand and stay

so that she may continue as we do

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I am so used to darkness

creeping down

my weary mind

crushing everything inside

but you bring light

from the center

to the tips

till it dances across my lips

From light comes warmth

and warmth, fire

until I am burning

from the inside out

and I would not feel anything else

---

I cannot fathom my heart without you

---

Everytime you mention our future

I am so ready for it to be our present

and yet

I hold that hope at arm's length

so the loss will not feel so dire

and my heart will not have grown to know it

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You say I made a mistake

With a glint in your eye

and a smile on your face

but I will always say no

because it will never have been a mistake

to love you

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You are the sunshine

You are a stormy day

You are the cozy cloud

that carries me away

You are the gentle drizzle

that lulls my eyes to close

You are the single drop

to fall from my nose

The weather is not perfect

nor are you and I

Yet I want no other

than you in my sky.

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Stars pin pricks in a pitch black sky

I'll never let go of tonight

--

Atop the ferris wheel

I could see the whole world

I kissed him

and admired the horizon behind

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Trailing thoughts

Nothing new

These are all my days with you

promise me forever and I will gladly follow

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Nearly two years

and everyday you show much how much you care

---

Though life throws obstacle

after obstacle

so that it seems we've never known peace

you are still a smooth ride

warmth in my stomach

and a flutter in my chest

please know we'll make it out okay

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I married you today

and I'd marry you again tomorrow

You snore queitly beside me

and your warmth makes me sweaty

I love you Thomas

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"Everyday we are faced with hardships and everyday we have to choose joy. You guys chose each other"

I will weep everytime

For we chose each other

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It is normal now, to love you

Kissing you is like breathing

Your touch as familiar as the clothes on my back

Boring? Never.

[whoevenknowsdude]

Percy: This seems dangerous.

Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—

Percy: I meant for the people

Grover: Oh.

Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it

[cidnangarlond]

[thefrsers]

#hes so dad coded

[circuscountdowns]

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.

[plutotheplum]

thinking of ex-husband!sylus

ex-husband!sylus who was sickeningly generous during divorce proceedings. he had his lawyer agree to each one of your requests without batting any eye.

ex-husband!sylus who still remembers your anniversary. he sends over expensive gifts, tokens of his affection, hoping to win you back.

ex-husband!sylus who visits every month on his obnoxiously loud bike so the entire neighborhood knows that he's back.

ex-husband!sylus who brings along his pet crow, and then gets jealous when it cozies up with you.

ex-husband!sylus who has luke and kieran spy on you when you go out on dates.

ex-husband!sylus who acts like he doesn’t know why your dates have been ruined by unforeseen misfortunes (he pays luke and kieran extra if they manage to sabotage the date).

ex-husband!sylus who sees red when you manage to bring a man home, despite all of his interferences.

ex-husband!sylus who still has a spare key and waits inside for you to get home with that pathetic date of yours.

ex-husband!sylus who pulls you into the filthiest kiss, tongue and all, in front of your poor date who watches with wide eyes.

ex-husband!sylus who knows you miss him when you go limp in his arms and respond to his kiss just as eagerly.

ex-husband!sylus who knows how desperately you try to push him away, and yet will always come back to him.

ex-husband!sylus who is so riled up that he has to take you right then and there, up against the front door.

“w-wait,” you gasp out, feeling his lips suck harsh marks against your neck as he hauls you up into his arms.

“i've waited long enough,” he hisses, bunching your dress up at your hips as he rips your pretty, lacy panties off. he can't believe you'd wear such cute panties for another man.

you scrabble at his shoulders, trying to stay stable with the way you’re held against the front door whilst your ex-husband fumbles with his belt.

sylus pushes his cock into you roughly, his head falling against your shoulder when he feels the dizzying wet heat of your cunt. he’s finally back home.

the front door shakes with every thrust he delivers to your poor pussy and you quake in his arms, his movements tearing loud moans and whines from your throat.

you find yourself kissing your ex-husband desperately, hands in his hair and legs locked around his waist.

it's messy, rough and your breath hitches when you see his shirt shift, exposing the necklace around his neck. your wedding rings hang from it.

sylus grins at you, gripping your cheeks to hold your head still.

“i love you,” he says gruffly, kissing you over and over again until you wail and kick your legs out at the force of your orgasm.

he groans, his grip on you faltering as he comes at the same time, thick cum spilling inside of you.

you feel yourself slide down the door, legs too weak to hold yourself up until sylus catches you by the waist and tugs you close to him.

it’s not hard to see the adoration in his eyes when he cleans you up and pulls you into bed.

he lands soft kisses against your cheek, presses his forehead against yours and whispers his vows from years ago.

there's tears staining your cheeks when he slides your wedding ring onto your finger again, pulling you into a tender kiss.

sylus promises himself he’ll never let you go again, no matter what. 

because he knows you’re his. 

his precious darling.

[steviesbicrisis]

To me it’s the fact that Steve assumed Robin had a license but still woke up 3 hours before his work shift to drive her to school everyday.

That is not a plot hole everybody, that is just the kind of person Steve Harrington is.

[cryptidorchid]

Okay, but Scott being unsure whether the Third Life marriage question was talking about him and Jimmy is so funny to me.

Scott: I mean I called him my husband the entire season and explicitly said "we're married" and wrote "Beloved Husband" on his grave... which could mean nothing

[kenm4vhs]

sorry for the noise that’s just me barking

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 28: mascot horror!!!!!!

I love springtrap hes my wifes wife BEHDHSHSHAHAH

[hansoeii]

Do you think of me?

[jashinist4]

him in that scene