#I MARRIED HIM
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I seriously need Graham Dalton to be real, the need to tell him how fucking loveable, incredible handsome and how much he means to me is over the top f e r a l
#graham dalton#sex lies and videotape#setting up the worship altar i have for himst#hes a goddess#i married him#❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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My man 🥰🥰
#im so normal#i actually won first place in a normal competition back in normalvill.#peter maximoff is mine#i married him
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I think it's a book series
well I know it will be
And I am going to have to plan covers
and make design choices
and make sure it's consistent because we are NOT having not matching spines for the love of all that's good.
And maybe some tweaks to the current cover
.... good thing my artist works for transformers.

#writeblr#writing#tapas creator#action fantasy#nonbinary#comedy#isekai#reincarnation#cooking#I am not giving up on the contest#but I am thinking of other plans#oh how did I get a artist that works for transformers?#I married him#its the cheat code#I also praise him#and handle the business side of his comms
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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My personal understanding of the situation
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 miss pauling#tf2 pauling#i wish i was home and could draw this digitally or at least well#i found out medics name at 2 am and couldn't go back to sleep from hysterics. funniest choice of a name for him istg#and i realized we were given miss Paulings name in the comic 5 minutes before drawing this#i love both their names. i will forever mourn Joseph Ludwig#but#this is so funny its so worth it#and flo..... Florence Pauling.... okay lesbian omg......... i#good for her#i hope she's happily married to the loveliest woman who loves her sm#and i hope medic doesn't cry himself to sleep after heavy laughs at his name for 3 hours
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daisuke bucklesby tho 💓💘💗💞💖💓💘
#daisuke bucklesby#cloudward ho#cloho#cloudward ho fanart#d20 fanart#dimension 20 fanart#dimension 20#d20#d20 cloudward ho#marya junková#comic#d20 comic#dropout#first rayleigh now daisuke. looks like i have to start seriously considering whether or not im entering some sort of gilf era.#spoilers#cloho spoilers#cloudward ho spoilers#kinda. the divorce bit is a super teeny tiny spoiler so i added it.#IM EXCITED FOR HIM TO REUNITE WITH COMFREY THO old people romance my beloved#when he said they met in their sixties and they got married 😭💖 and then divorced lmao that's some meaty feels right there#anyways this season is so good already. i called daisuke being a fave cuz i love wanted men haha outlaws are always so 🤌👌💘#but i also really like maxwell :'))) and olethra's really cute!!! they're all so fun tbh and i loooove el dorado stories im so so exciteddd#anyways!!!!!#expect more cloho haha
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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husband nanami and his two pretty princesses ??? his wife and his little toddler girl? NOOOOOO MY LOVER BOYYY. he would take you both to an amusement park packing some essential stuff with an extra sweater for his princesses because he knows how cold you and his baby girl can get. he’d win some plushie and either hold them or give them to his little girl perching on his shoulders—tiny hands tug on his hair, giggling and babbling about what ride she wants to go on next. as for you, one of your cold hands is warmly tangled with his inside of his pocket, his thumb absentmindedly brushing over your skin. nanami would also take many many many pics, wanting to remember everything, and when a stranger offers to take family pic? his eyes light up, flicking with excitement as he hugs you both against his chest. his usual demeanor nowhere to be seen as his face radiates love and joy—a rare dimple picking at his right cheek as he smiles widely.
NOOOOO NANAMI BEING HAPPY IS CANON IDCCC IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND MY SWEET MANNN
#lemme marry him#i love him i might burst#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nanami kento#jjk fluff#fluff#nanami x reader#nanami fluff#jjk x you#jjk drabbles#jjk kento#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami#x you fluff#x reader fluff
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my thoughts during the 3.0 quest
also phaidei nation where you at???? did not expect to ship these two so hard but they're giving me so much brainrot we love our dumb jock rival boyfriends
#they're so sunshine/grumpy coded I love them#they're gay your honor#trailblazer was third wheeling fr#hsr#hsr meme#hsr 3.0#mydei#phainon#phaidei#aglaea#castorice#mild 3.0 spoilers#amphoreus#if I can't marry mydei irl I guess I can let phainon have him#do you think they go to the gym on dates
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the doctor on their way to steal your heart
#drew this on a bumpy train ride with an old lady sitting next to me watching the whole thing#pretty sure she also fell in love with ncuti gatwa#have I mentioned that I'm completely whipped for him?#my brain has been nothing but ncuti gatwa and the 15th doctor these past few weeks#gonna pull a rogue and propose the second I ever run into him#the lesbian urge of wanting to marry ncuti gatwa#anyways#doctor who#doctor who fanart#DW#dw fanart#ncuti gatwa#15th doctor#15th#15th doctor fanart#my art#digital art#my doctor who fanart
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I really liked @cybershock24601 ‘s idea of it only being SVSSS’s Mobei-jun who always had his tits out so I made this 😭
#best way to cope with not having kind shizun: slutshaming ur right-hand man#free og mbj my king did nothing wrong#my art#procreate#svsss#luo bingge#mobei jun#original mobei jun#comic#lbg: I know what you are#lbg: i can’t believe the other me married my scum shizun#lbg: whats next mobei jun marrying that traitor rat of his???#mbj: yes actually#why is this the first fully colored comic i made?#ummm.m#to color those mobittys- i mean bingge#tw blood#tw bruises#i bully bingge cuz i love him#< airplane
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dr robby your pathetic nature and hangdog expressions have captivated me
#gave him a wedding ring bc he’s married to me :]#jk he’s married to abbot#he’s like a coworker i worry about#dr robby#doctor robby#michael robinavitch#robby robinavitch#the pitt#ouuuu his shape is so crunchy#this is just a wip but he’s standing with his favourite eldest daughter! dr mohan i would go to war for you#the pitt fanart
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thinking of ex-husband!sylus
ex-husband!sylus who was sickeningly generous during divorce proceedings. he had his lawyer agree to each one of your requests without batting any eye.
ex-husband!sylus who still remembers your anniversary. he sends over expensive gifts, tokens of his affection, hoping to win you back.
ex-husband!sylus who visits every month on his obnoxiously loud bike so the entire neighborhood knows that he's back.
ex-husband!sylus who brings along his pet crow, and then gets jealous when it cozies up with you.
ex-husband!sylus who has luke and kieran spy on you when you go out on dates.
ex-husband!sylus who acts like he doesn’t know why your dates have been ruined by unforeseen misfortunes (he pays luke and kieran extra if they manage to sabotage the date).
ex-husband!sylus who sees red when you manage to bring a man home, despite all of his interferences.
ex-husband!sylus who still has a spare key and waits inside for you to get home with that pathetic date of yours.
ex-husband!sylus who pulls you into the filthiest kiss, tongue and all, in front of your poor date who watches with wide eyes.
ex-husband!sylus who knows you miss him when you go limp in his arms and respond to his kiss just as eagerly.
ex-husband!sylus who knows how desperately you try to push him away, and yet will always come back to him.
ex-husband!sylus who is so riled up that he has to take you right then and there, up against the front door.
“w-wait,” you gasp out, feeling his lips suck harsh marks against your neck as he hauls you up into his arms.
“i've waited long enough,” he hisses, bunching your dress up at your hips as he rips your pretty, lacy panties off. he can't believe you'd wear such cute panties for another man.
you scrabble at his shoulders, trying to stay stable with the way you’re held against the front door whilst your ex-husband fumbles with his belt.
sylus pushes his cock into you roughly, his head falling against your shoulder when he feels the dizzying wet heat of your cunt. he’s finally back home.
the front door shakes with every thrust he delivers to your poor pussy and you quake in his arms, his movements tearing loud moans and whines from your throat.
you find yourself kissing your ex-husband desperately, hands in his hair and legs locked around his waist.
it's messy, rough and your breath hitches when you see his shirt shift, exposing the necklace around his neck. your wedding rings hang from it.
sylus grins at you, gripping your cheeks to hold your head still.
“i love you,” he says gruffly, kissing you over and over again until you wail and kick your legs out at the force of your orgasm.
he groans, his grip on you faltering as he comes at the same time, thick cum spilling inside of you.
you feel yourself slide down the door, legs too weak to hold yourself up until sylus catches you by the waist and tugs you close to him.
it’s not hard to see the adoration in his eyes when he cleans you up and pulls you into bed.
he lands soft kisses against your cheek, presses his forehead against yours and whispers his vows from years ago.
there's tears staining your cheeks when he slides your wedding ring onto your finger again, pulling you into a tender kiss.
sylus promises himself he’ll never let you go again, no matter what.
because he knows you’re his.
his precious darling.
#sylus smut#sylus#sylus x reader#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#lnd sylus#lnd smut#sylus qin#ex-husband!sylus#i want to marry him#this was purely self indulgent
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From the moment we met
I knew I could love you
and quickly I fell
head over heels
completely enamored
with your everything
your hair, your eyes, your smile, your laugh
it was all enough and too much
your humor and your touch
the gentle grace of being a fuckin weeb
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Every moment you're away I cannot help
The gentle clawing in my stomach
and the nagging in my mind
that one day
you will have had enough of me
and everything I have felt will have never been returned
and I was just too eager to let someone else in
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Every facet of the jewel you are
is another way I get to see
exactly who holds my heart for me
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You are amazing in every sense I can see
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Oh I hope you never grow bored of me
For I can see forever with you
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I think we both fear the same thing
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I cannot tell if the rocks I stand on
shake from instability
or the weeping earth as she gazes upon
the love which she created
but still I stand and stay
so that she may continue as we do
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I am so used to darkness
creeping down
my weary mind
crushing everything inside
but you bring light
from the center
to the tips
till it dances across my lips
From light comes warmth
and warmth, fire
until I am burning
from the inside out
and I would not feel anything else
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I cannot fathom my heart without you
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Everytime you mention our future
I am so ready for it to be our present
and yet
I hold that hope at arm's length
so the loss will not feel so dire
and my heart will not have grown to know it
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You say I made a mistake
With a glint in your eye
and a smile on your face
but I will always say no
because it will never have been a mistake
to love you
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You are the sunshine
You are a stormy day
You are the cozy cloud
that carries me away
You are the gentle drizzle
that lulls my eyes to close
You are the single drop
to fall from my nose
The weather is not perfect
nor are you and I
Yet I want no other
than you in my sky.
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Stars pin pricks in a pitch black sky
I'll never let go of tonight
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Atop the ferris wheel
I could see the whole world
I kissed him
and admired the horizon behind
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Trailing thoughts
Nothing new
These are all my days with you
promise me forever and I will gladly follow
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Nearly two years
and everyday you show much how much you care
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Though life throws obstacle
after obstacle
so that it seems we've never known peace
you are still a smooth ride
warmth in my stomach
and a flutter in my chest
please know we'll make it out okay
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I married you today
and I'd marry you again tomorrow
You snore queitly beside me
and your warmth makes me sweaty
I love you Thomas
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"Everyday we are faced with hardships and everyday we have to choose joy. You guys chose each other"
I will weep everytime
For we chose each other
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It is normal now, to love you
Kissing you is like breathing
Your touch as familiar as the clothes on my back
Boring? Never.
#poetry#love poems#i wrote this over the course of our relationship#a collection of poems that tells a story#i married him#its like one long poem
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#hes so dad coded
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#8.05#bobby nash#bobbynashedit#gifs#mine#Bobby was in his element having a time with the kiddos#hes such a dorky dad vibes i love him#that's the man Athena married alsdkfjksdf#i need to see him having play dates with Jee Denny and Mara#like imagine the chaotic goodness it would ensue.....yeah I NEED it
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even more sick hilson.. the patient needs hurt/comfort to live
More sick Hilson hurt/comfort flavour coming up!!!!!!
thanks for the request :D
#hilson#house md#gregory house#Ask#james wilson#I hope you like this dear moot#house md fanart#I always make house the sick one I can't help it#I need to see him being loved#They are married in this I want that to be known
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