#I LOVE COZZIE

[sageswirll]

a couple of months ago i had a lot to say about marisette content but where the hell is the platonic eposette content?? like hello?? they r literally best friends idc what anyone says. sure theres some but i want more. im not satisfied until they have as much content as they should.

but thing is

whats the similarity between marisette and eposette?

cosette.

so where the HELL is my cosette content??

[nyan-ryder]

I did another one!!! Find it here!! It comes in pin form too!

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[dicapriho]

like 35 for a tshirt at a gig sucks but you gotta say fuck it sometimes i’m here for a good time

[kieren-fucking-walker]

The last quote I had for dentistry for my cat was £1700. I've found a charity that will do everything he needs for £450. Now I just have to find £450.

[linseia]

[mistergoddess]

literally so insanely fucking funny that i was like oh jeeeeez im moving to a famously expensive city the price of groceries is going to be so much more than it already is like groceries are my second biggest expense next to rent and it's nuts. yo food is cheap as hell here bc there's so many places u can always find stuff cheap places i am paying literally like a THIRD of what i did back home for the same amount of food that lasts me the same amount of time because i am taking my happy ass to aldi. back home it was like. u lived near the grocery store u lived near and whatever they charged u is what they charged u and fuck my gentrified neighborhood all we had was kroger conveniently nearby and i could never be bothered to drive 30 minutes to somewhere cheaper so i was paying sicko mode prices for food at kroger omfg. ironically i'm now taking transit 30 minutes to go to my beloved cheap aldi but it's weird how night and day that is as far as like. how it feels and what's worth it. public transit fucking rules driving 30 minutes is like hmm no not worth it taking the train 30 minutes is like yeah no problem whatsoever.

[aj-lenoire]

honestly that’s not far off bc the proper term is la climatisation or le climatiseur, but no one’s got time for all that so everyone just calls it la clim

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

[mindmushyyyy]

Hey Reminder to anyone reading this make some time could eb hourse or thrity or so minuts to just put on some clalming music and old record clasical music whatever you like curl up with your favorit pillows and blakckets get confy.. build a pillow fort.And start doing some sketching sewing catch up on that book youve been meaning to read spend some time reading fan ficiton maby just watch a confort show whatever simple slow paced random mudain thing you enjoy just because. fuck it get a nice little snack to with some hot tea or soda too. And just slow and apriciate it apricate you and how far youve come and relax youve earned it. You dont need to be anyhting great you just need to be thats more than enof.

[vexx-the-egg]

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[incorrectanti-coswanquotes]

Anti-Wanda: Did it hurt when ya fell?

Anti-Cosmo: From what? Heaven, or in love, my dear?

Anti-Wanda: Cozzie, as much as I would love to save ya r ego…

Anti-Wanda: YA JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

[sourtrot]

OMGAHAHGWWHKE CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! TYSM MERRY CHRISTMAS :DD

FROM: @earthmoveryuri TO: @sourtrot

[genericpuff]

Hi from Australia!! Honestly I was trying to think of a cultural thing I could properly talk about (Given, I am both white and a dual citizen who moved here from another country as a child which I will admit skewed alot of my perceptions of things) and I settled for just a variety of things!! (I have only NOW noticed you asked for just 1 fact. Uh. Sorry D:) We mock our prime ministers (and other public officials to be fair). I don't think I'll ever be able to forget the fact someone started a rumour about our at the time PM Scott Morrison shitting himself in a McDonald's and he had to actually address it. SEVERAL TIMES. Wish we could have the claim that we threw a dildo at a politician, but that fame goes to Aotearoa, but we have thrown alot of boots and shoes.

(A very tangential note, but I must include it since we're talking about PM's, We had Harold Holt just completely vanish after going swimming in 1967- which came with alot of conspiracy theories with one of the more bizarre being that he apparently was a spy for the PRC and was whisked away in a submarine)

Outside of politics we do use an insane amount of slang terms (which. I think is at least widely known). Things are shortened, you add 'o' to things, words can get slung together- but also incredibly regional!! Bottlo- Bottle Shop, Maccas- McDonalds, 'Skanon- Going on, Thongs- Flip Flops, Togs- Swimsuit but was primarily used in primary school (Contentious!! I'm from Queensland but most states have wild names for swimsuits, I have heard someone call them Cozzies though??)! We also pull the 'Yeah, nah' and 'Nah, Yeah' thing

I grew up around Gumtrees, Eucalyptus and Paperbarks, which growing up my Ma always referred to widow makers. Have no idea if the tale she told me about them were anything outside of her, but its a good point to talk about folktales (if its even the right term for it asdfad).

With widow makers apparently a man fell asleep beneath one, the wind was blowing and a branch came down on him- leaving him with a widow. There's a focus on the bush, bush rangers, swagmen- the ones i were exposed to the most was Waltzing Matilda (a folk song telling the life and death of a swagman, ending the song with his ghost) and Ned Kelly (A real man whose become a legend, he was an outlaw and bank robber)

I say this all this genuine love for my country, but also that everything is incredibly white. The area I grew up in was not diverse, so the stories I've heard and what I've learned and seen IS coloured by that.

(For an added tidbit, I present a few cute birds for you to check out native to Australia, Crimson Rosella, Blue-Eyed/Faced Honeyeaters and Willie Wagtails my personal favourite)

more than one fact is absolutely allowed!! y'all understood the assignment and then some 😘

i stg y'all down there in Australia have some of the craziest shit going on, you got me wheezing at nearly 2 am in the morning reading about Scott Morrison, jfc LOL

also yesss I've heard SOME of these slang terms but not all, 'thongs' always makes people laugh in NA because as I'm sure you know that's a word that's typically used to describe sexy underwear LOL also not shocked at all that you also do the 'no yeah' 'yeah no' thing, iirc there are a lot of similarities to be found between Canada and Australia simply by virtue of "we both became independent from British rule and are now part of the commonwealth". But there are also a lot of massive differences because we're living in entirely different continents LOL

ALSO HELL YEAH MORE BIRDS AJAJFDKSLAFJASDKL <3

[hobiebrownismygod]

Could you make a hobie fanfic where you and hobie plan and paint a mural/graffiti and in doing discover things about each other? Idk I think that art can show a lot about someone and it would be cool to see that with hobie

OMG, this is such a cute idea!! What I wrote was a little bit short, so sorry if that's a problem. I'm willing to add on if you'd like more though :) I tried to include some indirect symbolism and characterization, but if it doesn't make sense, feel free to ask <3

Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk x GN!Reader

Sketch with Me - Short Fic

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In a universe where color was a crime, a city where individuality was a sin, and a culture based around greed and want, Hobie Brown stood out amongst the masses. Hobie had always been a child of chaos, never conforming to the ideals others imposed on him, and never trusting the higher-ups to know what was best for him. In a world where everyone kept themselves locked under a mask, Hobie Brown used his mask to express himself even further, surpassing a limit that had been pulverizing the citizens of London ever since that dreadful election.

But that mask wasn't the only way for him to indirectly flip Osborne off.

"A mural?"

"More of graphic declaration, but yes."

"That's what a mural is."

"Eh..."

You gave your best friend a sore look, eyes running over his figure sprawled out across the couch and boredly shredded paper between his fingers. He sat up and looked back at you, that mischievous grin spreading across his face. "And I know just the place to do 't."

"No."

He blinked at you. "B-But you 'aven't even heard what I was gonna say-"

"One of Osborne's places, right? They're always swarming with cozzies (cops)." You said, folding your arms over your chest as you glared at him. He nodded sheepishly, standing up and walking over towards you. "I'm not going to get myself arrested for some lousy graffiti."

"I won't let y'get arrested." he looked a bit hurt at the fact that you didn't believe he'd be able to keep you out of jail.

"You can't promise that." You replied, paying no mind to his frown.

"But I can." he held out his pinky towards you, tilting his head to the side with a smile. "I swear." You rolled your eyes at him, muttering your annoyance under your breath before you interlocked your finger with his, effectively giving him what he wanted and signing your refusal away.

"What are we gonna paint?" You asked with a sigh, moving over so he could sit next to you. He plopped down on the couch. "I don't care what it is as long as it pisses Ozzy off." he grinned, leaning back against the couch. "Lot's of color, lot's of tongues and lot's of harsh words. He won't like that ruining his pretty mansion."

You snorted under you breath, grabbing his sketchbook from the table in front, along with a half-broken pencil. You flipped through while he watched, stopping on a blank page and pressing the pencil against the paper. You hesitated, looking back at him. "So...what are we gonna paint?"

"What do you want to paint?" He asked, cocking his head to the side. "Mmm..." you began to sketch out a rough outline of what you wanted to spray onto that wall. He wanted colorful. Hobie leaned over your shoulder, watching as you messily drew out what looked somewhat like a woman's side profile, her hair sticking up in odd, angled spikes and a lollipop protruding from her mouth. Her eyes were closed, with long, thick lashes, and you sketched in a singular teardrop falling down her cheek.

Hobie nodded, a small smile spreading across his face. "Tha's lovely." You smiled back, putting the book down and staring at it, biting the inside of your cheek as you mulled over what else you could add. Hobie ran his finger along the outline of her hair. "Make it rainbow, lots of green and purple."

His eyes lit up as he traced his finger onto the tear. "And make this red."

"Red?" you asked with a laugh. "Tears aren't red."

"'s not about what color they are normally. It's about wot they symbolize." He said cockily, pulling out the collar of his shirt with his finger as if he was too hot. "Yeah?" You asked with a laugh. "And what do they symbolize?"

He thought for a moment. "Anger." He looked back down. "Yeah, anger. Anger at wha's going on in London, anger at those wankers up in Ozzy's parties, anger at-" he stopped himself, taking a deep inhale as he sat back. "You know what I mean" his expression darkened.

You put your hand on top of his, offering him a reassuring smile before you labeled down the teardrop as 'red'. "For the words, I'm thinking we could write words that her face will cover up." You scribbled down random things like 'money' and 'police', erasing the parts that her face covered up. "Yeah, that's cool." He said, tone returning back to normal.

"We put the A on her cheek" Hobie added, referring to the ACAB symbol he added onto all his graffiti art pieces. You obliged, writing down a small 'A' that the two of you would detail when you actually painted it later. The two of you looked over it one last time. "It's simple." you said with a slight frown. "It's perfect."

He stood up with a grin, offering his hand over to you. As you took his hand, he pulled you towards him, picking the sketchbook out of your grasp and tucking it into his vest before he spun you around.

"Let's go cause some chaos, shall we darling?"

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[simpfordemetri]

Can I please get Demetri and Felix with s/o on her period. I'm on mine and dying

DEMETRI VOLTURI

First of all,darling he loves you but why are you doing this to him?

Oh its not your choice?Okay im sorry

Now he have done it and you are screaming at him

He loves to bother you but he just doesnt know how to shut the fucking fuck up when you are on your period

So honestly you are mad at him 24/7 and he just looks like a puppy when you scream at him

Its the only time he will be okay with you swearing

When you are not in a bitch mood(sorry)(i am like this when im on my period)(who im trying to fool im like this always)(anyways)

When you are not in a bitch mood and actually not make him being scare of a human for the first time ever he will cuddle the fuck out of you

Kisses,his hands on your lower stomach,sweet nothings are whispered to you ear

Probably tries to make you laugh with stupid shit

He is celebrating when your period is done

But also…

Eating you the fuck out

He loves the taste of your arousal mixed with your blood

FELIX VOLTURI

He knows when your period is about to come

He is prepared and whispering to himself that you are the love of his life and to have patient with you

Chocolates,flowers and cozzy pillows will be found in your share room

He will prepare you warm baths if your body hurts or you feel dirty due to the blood

Usually you will be sitting on his lap,his arms cuddling you and your head in the crock of his neck

He will get you pads and tampons if you need it,no worries babe he got you

If you get snappy he literally just leave the room,letting you calm yourself and coming back later.

Oh and now you are crying okay.

At first you being emotional scared him,but now he just chuckle thinking you are the cutest thing alive

If you get the sheets dirty and feel embarrased he will think nothing of it,changing them while you take a shower

[ask-adamsapple66]

https://www.tumblr.com/lucithekingofhell/758214104279367680/cozzy-king?source=share

Hey, Adam, I found this laying around. Is that yours? (Also, really cute)

Adam: Hehe, yeah I took that a while ago 💕

@the-king-of-hell-66-6