#I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS

[demonicseries]

"will lokius go canon this season?" thats the not the question here. It's marvel. I know they won't. But i want to see just how close they will get to it. How much will they get away with? How much of the story they want to tell will make it through?

[a-shade-of-green]

do you think it was weird for mike to go to california and experience his first byers family dinner in months just for it to be far too similar to wheeler family dinners

[lynne-monstr]

umm so I already thought the whole "how can I ever repay you" thing combined with the sexy tank top was A Lot. and then the spirealm show said hold my beer because HE HAND-FED HIM A LYCHEE.

me watching this go down like: oh wow haha they're gonna pretend to do sexy gay hand-feeding...wait is he actually gonna....holy shit they did it!

what a rollercoaster of an episode. yes yes good excellent. now cuddle.

[grimoireemil]

I stg if I'm tanking in ffxiv and I don't get a comm I immediately start to worry I did something wrong when it's actually either people are too lazy to comm or they just gave it all to the healer.

[the-right-honorable-king-butter]

Hello. I'm the butter king. bask in how totally cool and not cringe i am, please

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Hey Southwest.

If you're gonna cancel my flight can you just frickin do it already so I can have my refund please?

This disaster means I've already made other travel plans and ya'll really being top-of-the-line jerks by waiting to cancel flights you already know you're going to cancel and inhibiting people from making other plans and stressing them the heck out in the process.

If you wait until the day of, I will never fly with you again, you can count on that. Stop stringing people along already.

Sincerely

One Super Peeved Person Who Just Wants To Go To Her Friend's Wedding

[spacebelltower]

Damn some excellent foresight from our resident wizard

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge

[starbuck]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[0sbrain]

alternatives for ai to design ocs

hero forge

picrew

the fucking sims 4

your local furry artist

bitmoji

shitty photoshoped collage

DeviantArt bases

zepeto

making edits of your favorite character

searching "dress up game" on the app store

learning how to draw

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[dilaofan]

unfortunately my dunmeshi welfare vision is an unusually catty kabru. practise safe binding my friends

(笨蛋 = dumbass, idiot, dimwit, etc.)

[bamsara]

I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

[cordspaghetti]

some more of these two

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[reaping-the-benefits]

Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.

Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.

Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.