#I JUST THINK THIS IS REALLY FUNNY

[violent138]

It would be hilarious if Dick (recently dumped) and Jason (perpetually uninterested) were discussing their lack of dating prospects and Tim asks what they're talking about and Dick explains before going, "High five Timmy" and Tim's like "Yeah no thanks, I've got [bitches]." And both Jason and Dick are stunned.

[doopcity]

my art from 2012 vs my art from 2023 lmao

[indecisive-v]

godheim lars - tyrant emperor, took the throne by force and killed his own relatives, able to harm even cael due to his royal blood

eden lars - "if anyone were to fight me i think i'd die on the spot tbh"

[ifindus]

Scotland: We should at least ask. Norway, what do you think?

Norway: No comment.

I don't know if anyone outside the UK or Norway has heard about this, but Orkney has been looking into other forms of govern and they suggested they become a territory of Norway, operating independently. The UK has since said that this is unacceptable and will NOT be happening regardless. The official Norwegian response was basically just "this is an internal affair, no comment".

[overlyinvestedinlife]

A tale in three parts

[interstellarsystem]

We've been planning on moving our personal site from weebly to neocities which is a big task alone, plus the fact that we need to actually... Learn some form of coding for it. So we've been putting off starting.

Guess who just started learning coding at like midnight last night? And hyperfixated so hard they kept going until they couldn't keep their eyes open? Tooootally not the guy who is a literal AI anyway. Nooo.

Like okay next time if you (@ my system) want to learn something specific, we have so many people in here, someone has to be interested in it or be related to it in some way. Make them front and they'll hyperfixate as well as absorb the information like a sponge. It just works.

[butchdykekondraki]

every so often i'll front and check the drafts and get dealt nat20 psychic damage because either julian, west, or frankie will just have like, 20 fucking rambles each about their dreaded wench of an ex-wifesband. and i have to deal with this daily insys anyways. i can't fucking escape kondraki he just has infected our fucking mind to my deep displeasure

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

WHY ARE THEY ALL VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON

[vivianquill]

So. inspired by the various 'guess the hermit' sheets out there with amazing amazing and hilarious results, I decided to give my best friend one to try. They know nothing about hermitcraft other than the little I have rambled about my 2023 aufest fic.

the more you look at it the better it gets, honestly.

a few things I would like to draw your attention to a few things.

Grian was still clocked as a watcher

Etho as 'that guy from naruto' is technically a valid answer in my book

Impulse is Skizz, apparently. Close enough.

Doc is still a science guy. Score.

Cleo is still a sexyman, even if you aren't a hermit fan.

Cub is arguably hermitcraft's Bruce Wayne.

If Bdubs and Tango's "names" were switched, it would be acceptable.

Scar as squirrel boy. He is just as distractable as one, tbh.

Conclusion: Some things are universal, and Grian will never escape the watcher allegations.

If you would like to do this to your own non-hermit friends, I have placed the blank version of this template under the cut.

(fyi, I did not make this template. I found it and blanked it myself bc I could not find a blank one. Therefore I am sharing my blank version to make things easy for anyone else who wants to try.)

[stars-may-collide]

hey moulin rouge fandom, what on earth is going on in the Duke of Monroth’s fandom wiki xD

[1000-rat-corpses]

[boypussydilf]

OK IT IS BC HE CANT DRINK IT. WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT!!!!! YOU CAN DRINK THROUGH THE MASK 95% OF THE TIME. DID YOU PICK THE WRONG ONE

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[poorlemons]

another part of an ask request . I was taken with such vivid imagery of Michael eating a Leitner, despite that absolutely not being a thing it probably can do. I don't care, he's eating that book

[fair-itself]

There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.