#I JUST FUCKIN LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAA... ;_;

[64sue]

my baby on the pit wall 🤭🍊🧡

[osachiyo]

love, love, what do you think about a reader who has really thick thighs :0 how would the bsd men react to it >:0 I feel like Nikolai/Dazai would like to force the reader to sit on their face lol (it’s a thirst just in case!!)

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ note. . . AAAAAA this ask made me so insane tysm for this nonnie. . . (mdni) not proofread sorry im a lazy fuck </3

dazai would love them, maybe so much so that its a little concerning— only a little though ! he'd lovee to lay his head on your plush thighs, whining for you to sing him to sleep— its the only way he can get some rest, y'know? he already loves your thighs so much but if you like wearing booty shorts, tights or even stockings? this man is a goner. just a heads up though, they're gonna be ripped to shreds by the time he's done with you. and no, he's not gonna buy you new ones (he's too broke ya'll)

he's definitely gonna beg you to sit on his face— at least do it once for him, won't you? oh but when you actually give in, he's so fucking happy he could basically die. he'd even say it to you— pretty brown lashes fluttering as he slurs out muffled words like— "god, bella. i could just— could just suffocate between these thighs," and if you know him, you know he's being dead serious. but you can't bring yourself to complain when he's practically making out with your pussy so fuckin' good, making you drool and sputter your words as he runs his tongue up and down your slick folds. filthy slurping noises escaping his lips while his fingers dig into the fat of your thighs— they're definitely gonna bruise later..♡

chuuya would find them adorable. he just loves to bury his face between them. not even in a dirty or suggestive way— he just found it so comforting, y'know? but also would be downright mesmerized by the way your thighs jiggle and spill out of your tights— blood rushing to his face and he can't help but sneak a couple glances at your plump thighs. shit, did they look good but he just wanted to rip them off as soon as possible.

and rip them off he did— blunt nails easily ripping the fabric of your mesh tights as he continues lapping at your soaked cunt. he only chuckled when you gasped and whined about how those were your last pair! he'd peak his head from between your spread thighs— tongue running over his swollen lips and god, did he look like a total fucking mess. his eyes were glazed over with pure lust and love for you— twinkling with delight as you moaned and clutched onto the bedframe, holding on for dear life as chuuya ate you out like a fucking animal. a sloppy grin graced his features, hand moving from your thigh to reach between your legs— pushing two gloved fingers in with ease. "relax, doll. I'll buy you all the tights you need. jus' lemme enjoy my fuckin' meal." and with that, he dived right back in..♡

fyodor found the contrast between your body and his own adorable. he was tall, lanky and slim. you, on the otherhand, were plush, soft and just....so enticing to him. he loved each and every part of your body, of course but your thighs— god, your thighs. he'd love to just bury his face between them and stay there for hours. not that he'd ever admit it, though. his pride wouldn't allow it. that doesn't mean he wouldn't show his adoration for them in a...different way, of course.

he'd lay you down gently on your shared bed, kissing every part of your body from head to those delicious thighs of yours. and after he's finally done— he'd press them together before sliding his cock in between. what? why're you looking at him with those pitiful eyes of yours? what better way to showcase his love for your plush thighs than to fuck them, no? he'd shudder at the way the flushed head of his pretty cock would catch against your clit with every drag of his hips. he'd only laugh cruelly at your whining and begging for him to just put it in! oh well, he's not stopping anytime soon until he gets to cum all over your pussy and those pretty thighs of yours so..goodluck..♡

nikolai would just.. keep his hands on you all the damn time. i mean, how could he not? when you're practically asking him for it! that's why you decided to wear those tight stockings, didn't you? to show off your mouth-watering thighs to the world? he just couldn't keep his eyes off them the entire fucking day. the way the fabric clung and dug into the meat of your thighs and fuck. how could he not get rock hard?

and that's how you ended up seated on his pretty fuckin' face. eager tongue exploring your insides as guttural groans and growls left his parted lips. he was soaked— head getting squeezed by your thighs and he could almost cum from the feeling. his hands were also busy— occasionally slapping and pinching the soft fat on your thighs and snickering at your high pitched squeals. he'd also lift you a little by grabbing the back of your thighs just to look at you with those drunk-dazed eyes. and fuck, he was practically pussy drunk. he wasn't at fault though! it's all your fault for having such nice fucking thighs..♡

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[ya-zz]

If you're down for it, could you write a little something with Cassidy? Maybe something where reader and him got separated, due to his envolvement with Blackwatch since they didn't want to take any part in that, and meet again by chance? Bittersweet, maybe a happy ending? Just cassidy going through it when he sees you AAAAAA

I fuckin love this cowboy, the first Overwatch character I simped for. Thank you so much for the request! I could've kept going with this, but I had to force myself to stop.

Cassidy x Reader (gen)

Word count: 1524

It had been a long few years since he had left you - part of him regretted it, but he understood your feelings. He knew that there was a chance he wasn’t coming back should something go wrong. He didn’t want to burden you with those thoughts, but when you had outwardly said you couldn’t be with him if he joined Blackwatch, he felt relieved somewhat. 

While he had Reyes and Genji to keep him occupied, small jaunts at Moira whenever he was in the mood, his mind would always wander back to you. The tear stained face before he left, the sobbing and calling his name before he disappeared. He hated himself for leaving you, but he had to do something. Overwatch was everything to him, his family, and doing the extra part with Blackwatch made him feel useful. 

But as the years went by, Blackwatch under a watchful eye and finally disbanding after everything that went wrong, Cassidy was thankful that the shitshow had ended. Finally returning back to the Overwatch headquarters was like returning home - one of which made his heart flutter with excitement as he no longer had to worry about anything for awhile. 

The moment he stepped off the drop ship, Genji next to him, he felt a wave of euphoria, finally home at last. 

The first thing he wanted to do was see you, he didn’t wait to get checked up by Angela, he didn’t listen to Reyes shouting after him as he almost ran down the halls towards your room only to be met by an empty space. 

He felt his heart drop as he stepped foot into the room, his steps echoing, dust particles swaying in the open space. 

“They left a few months after you did.” A familiar voice spoke out behind him.

He turned to face his commander, Reyes. 

“What? And you didn’t think to tell me?” Cassidy’s voice had a hint of anger. 

“No. I didn’t need you distracted.” Reyes leant against the doorframe, arms crossing. “Jack rang me while you were scouting with Genji to break the news. They weren’t the only ones that left.” As he spoke, listing off the other members who left, Cassidy zoned out, his heart aching.

“Where are they?” 

Reyes shrugged. “No idea.” He released sigh, standing up straight. “Get settled, do your report and come join us.”

Cassidy stared at Reyes before he left, standing in your old room for a while longer, trying to pull himself together… 

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Weeks went by and slowly his anger and heartache subsided until Cole was finally back to his usual self. He moved on somewhat quickly, however each time he passed by your room and looked in, his heart would pang with guilt. He still missed you. He avoided your room whenever possible, taking the longer routes just so he didn’t have to be reminded of what he had lost. 

Cassidy and a few other members were heading out for the evening, something of which they had been planning for the last week. It wasn’t a rare occurrence, but the stress levels had been higher than usual lately. 

With the cool evening air embracing everyone as they walked, chatter rose among the group, laugher emitting, filling the surrounding air. The tension was subsiding. 

As they wandered the streets, the group found themselves at a bar, taking a seat in one of the further back booths, away from the partying crowd. The music was loud, small vibrations shaking the tables slightly. 

Cassidy took his seat at the edge of the booth, an easy escape should things get too rowdy, his seating partner was Ana and Jack. Reyes, Genji and Hanzo were sat opposite him, already ordering their drinks from the waitress who arrived a few moments after they had sat down. 

Once the drinks were placed down, the chatter continued, stories about the days in Blackwatch, stories about past missions with Overwatch. Family stories and past traumas, who was dating who within the ranks. It was a joyous night for the group, and even more so when Jack arrived. He took his seat at the back of the booth, like he was the head of the table. 

The night went on without any issues, rosy cheeks for all members as they continued drinking, almost slamming empty glasses down on the table. 

“Your turn to get drinks, cowboy.” Genji spoke out against the music, glass touching the table with no liquid in it. 

“Yeah, yeah.” He stood up, heading for the bar as he straightened his hat. His steps were a little off, the alcohol clearly affecting him and his stance. 

He spoke to the bartender, listing off the seven drinks needed for his table before he turned around, leaning his back against the bar as he scanned the room. He watched as a small group of people danced around the floor, arms entwined with others, smiles and quiet laughter erupting from them.

Cassidy smiled, tipping his head slightly as a few women looked over at him. He winked before turning back around, grabbing the first three glasses and transporting them to the table. When he returned, waiting on the final four drinks, a small shove from someone beside him knocked him into someone else seated at the bar. 

“Hey, watch it.” He called out, receiving an apology before they turned and walked away. Cassidy looked back, “My apologies, darlin’. Hope I didn’t hurt ya.” 

They turned around, eyes locking with Cassidy’s.

“[y/n]?” Cole felt his heart almost stop, eyes widening slightly at the person in front of him. 

“Cass?”

“What- You-” He stumbled over his words, a disbelief coursing through him as he stood there speechless. 

You smiled at him, turning in your seat to face him properly. “It’s good to see you too, Cass.” 

“Yeah…” His cheeks flushed, the warmth spreading through them as he instantly sobered up. “It’s good to see you.” 

The bartender placed the final glass down in front of the cowboy. 

“Thanks.” He turned back to you. “Why don’t you come join us?”

“Us?” 

“Me and the others are sat over there.” He pointed behind him before adjusting his collar. It was taking him back to the very first time you had met. The nervousness he had felt despite being slightly drunk, a very similar situation happened, being pushed into you. He chuckled to himself at the thought. “Or, we can sit and catch up here?” 

“I like the second choice better.” You kept your smile before ordering another drink. “I’ll be waiting.” 

Cassidy nodded, taking three drinks back and leaving the group once again. His glass was moved closer to yours, away from anyone else’s hand.

He took a seat next to you as you handed him his drink. 

“I didn’t think I’d see you again.” He spoke out, arm resting against the bar. 

“You could’ve called.” You laughed, turning to face him again. 

“Thought you hated me.”

“Why would you think that?” 

He paused, taking a sip of his drink, the ice clinking against the glass. “I left you for Blackwatch.” 

“So? You were doing your job, Cass, there is nothing wrong with that. I just… I just couldn’t do it.” A shaky sigh escaped you. 

“I know. I remember you sayin’. I remember everythin’ about that night. Felt so guilty about the entire situation.” His eyes never left yours as he spoke. Even now he still felt guilty and he couldn’t shake that off of him no matter how hard he tried. There were many nights he would stay up and regret his decision in joining Blackwatch and leaving you behind. 

Part of him had expected you to stay, waiting for his return, but then he would remember you saying you couldn’t stay awake with the stress, never knowing if he was coming back. The moment he saw you tonight, it felt like no time had passed, and when the harsh reality that it had been several years since he last saw you hits him, he breaks.

“I’m sorry, [y/n]...” His voice was barely audible against the music, a slow tear falling down his sun kissed cheeks.

You tilt your head slightly, taking his hand in yours. “Hey, Cass. It’s alright. I’m glad you’re back safely.”

The way you took his hand and gently rubbed small circles with your thumb made him weak, it was something he loved, the way you calmed him down with the simplest of gestures. 

“I heard about Blackwatch…” You look down at his hand. “Jack keeps me in the loop sometimes.

“Yeah. Those days are over.” A sigh left his body as his shoulders relaxed. “Maybe, just a thought, maybe we could work things out again?” 

“I would like that… I’ve missed you.” There was a warmth rising in your cheeks as you looked at the cowboy. 

“I missed you too, darlin’. More than you could ever imagine.” His hand gently squeezed yours, his heart racing in his chest. “You’re my everythin’.” 

He took your other hand in his as he looked up at you, a soft look on his face. “I don’t wanna lose you again.”

[bonnieisaway]

A really good detail in Scissor Seven that I think not only is really good for world building but also gives the viewer a bit of a hint as to when shit is going down is the way they introduce other assassins, targets, or people trying to kill Seven.

Honest to Christ, can anyone tell me the names of the underpants guy or the bdsm grandma woman. The answer is probably not. I don't think they even have official names but they've been reoccurring characters in the background since season 1. And I think it's really cool they don't have names that are really talked about! Chicken Island is not that small and I think it's a good detail that while Seven knows a lot of people, he doesn't know them all well but regardless they fill his daily life and he cares for them just as much for their mere presence alone. But also in the episodes where they were targets, it's a good detail that they're hardly really named, it's just like, "my son" or "that guy over there" because in the grander scheme of things they pose no threat and they're just some fucking guy.

But on the flip side of this: there is damn near a whole catalogue of characters who were introduced by a name or title and got like, ten seconds of screen time! The entire time Seven is getting chased:

I mean, none of these five say a fucking word and never are talked about again! But they all have such detailed and gorgeous designs and unique and powerful fighting styles that are distinctively theirs. Not a single other character wields the weapon Wusheng does, Single Blade is just fucking cool and I cannot believe they designed and made such a stellar fucking fighting style for a two minute long chase scene, Li Hua is just fucking gorgeous and I love the way she cooperates with the others, and we never see them again! But it's also such a good detail that we don't! We don't need to! Obviously, anyone with a weapon that Seven passes in this point of time is going to pose a danger to him. But for the viewer, there's a significant difference than going "Oh fuck, who's this guy?" and going "OH FUCK, BEHEADING WUSHENG??????" It takes it a step further to illustrate them as these powerful and terrifying threats, and it doesn't even list their rankings on the list, cause what does that fucking matter? Look at them! They're fucking terrifying! I am going to instantly assume a motherfucker named Nightcrawler is fairly high on the list!!

And it's such a good, stark contrast from the other characters I mentioned who were arguably about as powerful or outsmarted Seven at the time but they were justifiably just some fuckin guy that wasn't meant to be intimidating at first sight because it was meant to be a shock and a little funny they overpowered him. And even after they did overpower him they were still just some dude who's there and that's so cool and it's not only such good worldbuilding and detail but it blends the difference between what being powerful meant on Chicken Island and for the current Seven and what being powerful means in Xuanwu and for who Seven used to be. I mean, look at these fucking five! These are five out of every damn killer in the nation chasing him! Imagine what the fuck else is there!

And this dude is such a perfect balance between the two as well - I mean, he's still arguably a threat, but he's unnamed and his outfit isn't as flashy as the others, but he still holds this significance and weight the others didn't because he had a memory of Seven he described. He's still obviously terrified and not that powerful, yet a threat and important!! I just!! It is so cool the way they introduce characters and present them to us!! Aaaaaa!!!

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Aaaaaa S, i'm having thought about boypussy Steve all of the sudden. Imagine how squirmy he'll be— imagine how drippy baby boy will be. I've never really seen any boypussy Steve stuff before but Goddamn am i having thoughts.

Imagine just— getting his pussy really fucked for the first time. He'd be fuckin' panting and whining cause it's so good that he doesn't even have to massage his own clit to get more stimulation. He wants it full. He wants it rough. He wants to feel his stomach pooching out juuust a little from the length of Bucky's cock. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Pussy 👏🏻 Steve👏🏻

Jesus Christ, I really need to write something for him 😮‍💨😫 pussy Buck has gotten love and his other half Steve needs some, too. If not together, then, just, both existing in the ether.

I have found a very few things for pussy Steve, but yeah, it's not much. There's this post, this one, and then this one on my blog (with AO3 links).

Your thoughts, though...

I--

I don't think I can handle pussy Steve who likes it, who needs it, rough. 🥴😮‍💨

I'm imagining this as pre-serum, spitfire Steve, B-U-T I can absolutely see parts of it as post-serum Steve, too. So, we have to discuss both. Naturally.

Okay, little Steve first...

He's vehement about it being rough. He pushes and shoves and scratches and hisses until Bucky gives it to him like he's trying to break him. There's nothing that makes him wetter than getting it hard, fucked good until he can see the bulge of Bucky's cock through the pale skin of his flat tummy--until he can feel it underneath his trembling palm. He squirms and blushes and gets sweet when Bucky finally gets him there, swearing at him for being a son of a bitch and a stubborn shit, giving it to him like he hates him, so deep inside him. Then, Steve stops arching back, stops fucking himself back on Bucky's dick, and starts shaking, squirming, almost like his body is trying to get him away from it, it's too much. But, also, he will wail if Bucky dares to try and stop.

Second, big, big Steve...

Post-serum Steve likes it rough, still, except after the serum... he can't handle it rough. Really, he doesn't like it slow. It's just not what scratches the primal desires inside him. It doesn't unwind the aching arousal inside him in the same way. But. After the serum, he's so sensitive and just the slowest, smoothest slide of Bucky's cock inside his dripping pussy leaves his toes curling, hands balling into fists, and his eyes rolling back into his head. He gets so wet. He can't help it. He's so easy. He likes it when Bucky goes rough and fast, even if it makes him scream through gritted teeth. Absolutely, though, he can't handle it if Bucky touches his clit. It makes him shatter. He likes it. He hates it. It takes him an embarrassingly long time to recover from the head-spinning pleasure. Too much. Too rough. Everything he needs.

Jesus 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[stars-n-spice]

Thoughts on s3 Ep06!

Going to make this quick and will probably be shorter than others because I have fuck awful memory and even though I literally just saw the episode, I watched episode 7 right after and so that's fresher in my mind bUT

Spoilers under cut-

As always, these are not coherent thoughts or in any order of the episode and what happened in it

CHUCHI MY BELOVED MY QUEEN I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AGAIN!!

And I was surprised to see the Raxus Senator again, it really does seem like they're trying to tie up all the loose ends so now I wouldn't be surprised if that Bennie (?) kid shows up again or something

Felt like a fucking clown when I was like "Oh that's Tech, that's so Tech" the entire time during the beginning of the episode only for it to not be Tech

Howzer <3

I completely forgot about what happened between Howzer and Crosshair on Ryloth so I was like,, "Why the fuck is Howzer being so aggressive?? I don't remember Howzer being so aggressive??" and then I was like, "oh yeah,, nvm-"

I just keep loving Crosshair more and more with every episode,, Force help me

OMEGA MIMICKING CROSSHAIR WITH THE TOOTHPICK?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Captain Rex my beloved <3

He looks so funny without his pauldron thingy

ALSO

I could nOT sit still the entire time I was watching these episodes,, I was watching it like how Asian dads watch TV,, like right up in front of the tv and whatnot

It was also because it was dark as fuck and I couldn't see SHIT because my tv kinda sucks but I was standing for pretty much the entire time

Then when Wrecker appeared I fell to my knees

I'm going to be thinking about him petting Batcher for a long time-

OKAY BUT WHEN HUNTER SAW OMEGA MIMICKING CROSSHAIR AND HE HAD THE FAINTEST SMILE ON TOP OF THAT LOOK OF CONFUSION??

Also I love Echo so so so so much,, when he gave her that modified crossbow and told her to keep the others in check?? :(( mom,,

"they don't look happy to see us...just like old times huh?" WRECKER omfg,,

also that clone assassin is so tech right?? like,, that's Tech yeah?? even with the voice thingy he sounds like Crosshair kinda and in the previous episode Crosshair had a moment where he sounded like Tech so like,, that's GOTTA be him

Aaaa,, when Howzer starting coming for Crosshair and Wrecker looked about ready to square up in the background,, and then Hunter defending Cross later, ack ack ackk

CONFIRMATION THAT CROSS WENT THROUGH WITH THAT TRAINING BUT HE'S TOO "SEVERE AND UNYIELDING" SO IT DIDN'T WORK AAAA

at that point i'm kinda surprised they kept him alive?? but still-

i really thought Rex might know what 'M-count' was when Omega mentioned it since he was around Jedi but I guess not??

that entire conversation I was chanting, "Talk to Ahsoka, talk to Ahsoka, talk to Ahsoka"

dude when the fucking,, when (i'm going to call him Tech) when Tech just fucking SNUCK in and was like RIGHT there,,

FUCK that entire,, ugh when he called to report he found Omega I was just like,, "Oh they fucked up so badly. So badly"

EVERY EPISODE HAS ME FUCKING TERRIFIED ABOUT OMEGA BEING TAKEN AWAY AGAIN

the,, the conversation between Crosshair and the clone assassin,,

Cross,,, dude,, what,, what are you hiding man?

Fireball :(((((((((

UGHH

then Tech got fucking crushed by all those rocks and I was like,, "Okay, so maybe he ISN'T tech," but then,, fucking episode 7 changed that-

ALSO ALSO!! SHOWING THE CLONE BASE,, WITH THE FUCKIN,,, WITH THE FUCKING CLONE THEME IN THE BACKGROUND AGUUGHHHEHEUUHHHGHHH

AND THEN WOLFFE AT THE END??? THANK THE FUCKING FORCE THIS WAS A TWO EPISODE RELEASE DAY FUCK

OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU COMMANDER

FUCKING

AAAAAA

anyways,,

im so normal about this show :)

[stoopid-noah]

Watching The Crowded Room and going in completely blind..

Haven't seen a trailer, no idea what it's even about lol

Here are my thoughts as I move along..

After watching Ep 1, I think:

Danny and his brother where SAed as children, maybe by the stepdad.

Ariana is a sex worker?

His brother either died due to abuse or offed himself because of it.

Ep 2:

Ariana was sexually abused too, I think.

Danny might have Multiple personalities and seems to be unaware about it.

Some charracters might actually be part of his system?

Is the "ghost house" actually his mindspace?

Ep 3:

Yup, multiple personalities!

Yitzhak is definitely one of them!

Jonny probably too & if he is, so must Mike.

Ariana might be aswell, maybe she's his sexual protector & SA trauma holder.

Did he ever have a twin brother, or was he also part of the system?

I love Yitzhak, best protected ever!!

I think Rya, the psychiatrist might suspect him having DiD, but isn't sure yet & the police has no idea.

But how did eye witnesses see Ariana?!

Ep 4:

I think Jack is also part of Danny's system.

Jack seems to be a protector aswell.

I can't tell if his brother was another alter or his actual brother?

All the drawings in his (burned) sketchbook might be of alters.

Oooooo shits 'bout to go down!!

Ep 5:

Gee, straight to the intro, no little scene before that? Is that a good sign or a bad one?

I really hope his mother didn't know what her children where going through.

I love Mario, he's cool!

I feel so sorry for his mom (Candy?)  too, she just wanted the best for her baby.. :(

I think Adam was his first protector & trauma holder, not his actual brother.

Ep 6:

I hate how the police officer is talking about poor Danny. :(

I hate the psychiatrists son, he's a brat and a nuisance lol

Hell yeah Jonny, get right outa those cuffs!!

God, I love this woman.. she's an amazing doctor and I NEED her to succeed!!

Why do I kinda like his lawyer?! He's such an asshole lmao

Oh, Danny.. My poor baby.. He's so scared :(

Ep 7:

Yayy, Yitzhak is back!!

Jack, Jonny, Mike, Yitzhak and Ariana confirmed alters, yay!!

Goddam Jonny... At least try to keep it together man >:(

These "psychologists" are so insufferable.. and so is the judge..

I love Yitzhak so much.. please don't let him be gone gone AAaAaa <3

Oh god.. please help him, poor puppy boy :(

Ep 8:

GET OFF MY SVREEN YOU FUCKIN PEDOPHILE PIG PIECE OF SHIT!!

I hope Marlin rots in hell, fucking piece of shit.

I love the directive so much!!

Candy, how could you? How could she cover for that piece of shit?

Oh, I feel bad for Arianas boyfriend.. and for Ariana :(

Why should they try to "get rid of the alters"?? I know that this plays in a different time, but it's so frustrating that the alters aren't really seen as whole ass human beings by the professionals.. :(

Jerome is so sweet and kind, I cant- I want them to be friends forever AAaAaa

If that boy doesn't get the help he needs, I'm going to scream...

Ep 9:

I hate him. I hate Marlin so much.. why do I have to look at him right now?!

How can candy live with herself, protecting this pig????

I hope she fucking turns around and stands up for Danny in the end :(

Stan is such a good guy, I hope he's a great lawyer too.

I hate it.. D.I.D. is real for fucks sake.

The trial just started and  I'm already crying..

I'm starting to hate candy, she's acting like a real bitch right now, ngl..

FUCK YEAH CANDY!! GO SAVE YOUR FUCKING SON!!!

Aaand she went home.. goddamn it..

Yay Jerome is back!!

Goddamn.. she's a really good psychologist.

I swear to God Candy, if you mess up again I'm going to scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Danny, baby.. no :(

How dare you end the episode like that?!

Ep 10:

Jesus Christ, please don't let my baby die.

God damnit Jack..

I hate his smug fucking grin.

I hate him. I hate him. I hate him..

Oh, If Danny can come back, so could Yitzhak, right? I miss him. :(

"Adam is me" I'm fucking crying again wtf..

I'm on the edge of me seat, please don't jail this boy!!

OH THANK GOD!!!

I can't stop crying aaaaa

If Danny can forgive Candy, I guess I should too.. but I don't wanna >:(

He looks so cute, with all the paint on his shirt. <3

Don't try and make me feel sympathy for Candy.

Hell yeah, no forgiveness for Candy!!!!

I love the friendship of Danny and Rya, they have such great chemistry!

Last thoughts, after doing some research:

They handled this whole theme so respectfully and good!

Tom also did such an amazing job portraying his roles, it's amazing!!

Especially considering that this series and the movie "Split" where apparently based on the same case.. I fucking hated how DiD was portrayed in Split.. Like it's something to fear. Like it makes people violent. And as something fucking supernatural.. I fucking hated that.. But "The Crowded Room" is so honest and respectful.. It's beautiful!

[whimsi-clown]

POCAHONTAS 2 LIVE REACTION LEZ GOOO!!!

Note: I don't remember much from this movie at all. Wish me luck again.

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EYO BLONDE BOY JOHN SMITH IS BACKKK!!!

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YEEEEEE RATCLIFFE MY FAVORITE PURPLE CLAD EVIL DISNEY MANSSS AHHCSKGCSKGCSHLVDLHVJLD!!!

(Second after Dr. Facilier ofc.)

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I just realized that this is the only disney movie (that I know of) where the villain from the first movie returns in the second.

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Awwww! Miko and Percy! My absolute favorite love team!

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Pocahontas is still as fearless as ever, happily laughing while the rest hold on for dear life as they sled on snow at high speeds.

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I forgot that some of the men stayed behind, but now they have a small little village going on with natives watching their every move. Good for them.

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This John Rolfe guy or whatever, did he seriously have to ride a horse off a boat?

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Ew. That arrogant smirk he makes as he tells her,

"It's alright now, I've taken care of it."

Ew. It's giving John Smith 2.0.

What's up with your taste in men, Pocahontas?

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Ah, ok. I get why the horse is there now.

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Pfft- I love how all the men of the tribe start glaring and side eyeing him when it sounded like he was about to make an offensive remark about Pocahontas.

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"This is a matter of diplomacy. You can't handle a job like this."

My god this man sounds so fuckin misogynistic. I wanna strangle him.

Good on Pocahontas for not backing down.

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"Cut a notch in this staff for every pale face you see."

Bro's about to make more than a hundred notches on the staff, and it still wouldn't be enough.

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Everyone in this damn movie looks like they're sponsored by L'Oréal.

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I love how Percy is like, trying to lead Pocahontas into the carriage in his own doggy way. So adorable. I love him.

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What's with this wack ass Belle in the village musical bootleg music?

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Pfft- Poor John Rolfe, running around in search of Pocahontas while she explores.

Also, not once has her body guard stopped making notches on the staff to the point it's gotten so short...

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AAAAAA GOVERNOR RATCLIFFE MY MANNNN!!!

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Jesus Christ I fuckin hate this King James guy. Only his wife seems to have common sense.

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PFFT-

Bruh. John Rolfe, you've seen her in her much more revealing native clothes. How are long bloomers and long sleeved undershirt much more embarrassing to look at?

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Ew. This king. Praise seeker much? Gross keep your praise kinks outa this.

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Not me wanting so bad to be in Pocahontas' place and dancing with Governor Ratcliffe. XD

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I just noticed that Ratcliffe doesn't have his pretty purple eyeshadow on T_T

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Man, I simping for this guy hard now... What's up with me and my preference for big asshats??

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Bruh, these people are evil. They're laughing at a chained up bear.

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Yea! Tell him off sister!

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YEEAAA! JOHN SMITH TO THE RESCUE!!

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Pfft- Not John Smith boredly waiting for the other John fighting off the guards.

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Also. I just looked it up.

Governor Ratcliffe's full name is John Ratcliffe.

What is up with this girl and so many Johns in her life??

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Oh no. Not the love triangle dynamic.

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Like I said, the queen is the only bitch in that court with common sense. Good for her.

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"I'm ThE gHoSt Of JoHn SmItH, rUn FoR yOuR lIvEs!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

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Again, with the flintlock pistols! Why is Governor Ratcliffe using a flintlock pistol under rainy weather? You dumb ass!!

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Jesus Christ, these men and their witty comebacks...

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Damn, John Smith really be letting Pocahontas go to another John.

What happened to

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without you."?

Like, damn boy, you sure move on quick.

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Oop- Nevermind. John Smith is back and just ruined the moment between her and the other John.

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Ok. Nevermind again. He moved on really quickly and was surprisingly accepting.

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Eeyyy! The other John is back! And the bodyguard guy is staying? And the maid lady owns the bear now??

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Ah. A kissing scene. What a great way to end the movie.

(Said sarcastically)

[theodoraflowerday]

young royals s3e5 episode reaction:

well I really hope the cliffhanger isn't horrifying bc this week is gonna be really fucking long

let's fuckin do this

"tired" and it's just him contending w the fact that erik might have been violently homophobic

i can excuse [rolls down a 6ft long papyrus] but I draw the line at being racist - august, probably

"family" LMFAO sure dumbass

seriously those girls are acting like sara and felice broke up (and I get it, friendship breakups are horrifying but damn)

"are you on something?" MY LITERAL FIRST QUESTION SKFISJFKSJFKDJF

I feel like micke is gonna die. idk.

his own letter? why?

oh. hello ludwig. i forgot what your voice sounded like.

"it's hard for her to show weakness" yeah well so it is for all of us. be a mother. show up for your son.

naaaaaaaaaaa volvete serio ludwig

wdym he was perfect. are you serious. do no adults in this show have the slightest bit of common sense?? you're talking to erik's spare my man. erik's little brother who now has to take on everything erik had to do. be the most fuckin for real rn

of fucking COURSE

"it'll be nice to celebrate you. and to meet simon too" ok that was sweet.

yeah wille being in the choir was starting to feel too weird skfjdkfjd

okay? calm your tits my man? simon hasn't said anything?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????? HE'S LITERALLY DEFENDING ERIK?????????

oooooookay kristina jr.

ohhhh it was sara's locker. ok.

oh micke is dead isn't he

FELICE DOING WILLE'S NAILS AAAAAA

HE'S PAINTING THEM PURPLE SOULMATISM

also is this the writers acknowledging the nonbinary wille headcanons bc.......

I can't believe wille likes doing his nails. that's so fuckin nonbinary of him.

god I wish micke had been dead. that is SO much worse.

pls don't get into a car crash sara

linda honey no. it doesn't fit him perfectly it's goddamn huge on him.

love shouldn't be this hard I agree linda

oh fuck me

oh her little face sara no

oh sara is breaking my goddamn heart

WILLE'S PURPLE NAILS

wilhelm, why do you have nail polish remover in your room

MI WILLE I'M GONNA FUCKING BLOW MY BRAINS OUT

omg malin was willing to be bribed. back to fanon malin we go (after the shit show that was season 2)

WHY IS HE WEARING THE PYJAMA PANTS AGAIN SIMON

okay this is killing me inside. this is too much.

BECAUSE THERE'S A RISK OF POISONING SJFKDJFKJFDKFJDKFKFKFKDLRK

simon's FACE im

SHE CURTSIED @ SIMON

I know he must have felt disgusting sjfkdjfk

after pretty much 3 years of a polar opposite fanon interpretation I cannot *believe* I'm witnessing kristina and ludwig being genuinely happy about meeting simon. this is so insane

august are you staring at sara's boobs

oh a rolex

OH IS IT BECAUSE OF ERIK

IT IS BECAUSE OF ERIK OG FUCKKKKK

I missed sara and felice I'm ngl. I love my tiny baby girls

oh kristina is about to throw up isn't she lmfao

ludwig is being weirdly nice. this is so strange.

ludwig and simon chatting away while kristina is about to choke and die

hold on. IS kristina gonna die?

even during wille's birthday they can't stop yapping about erik. my god do royals genuinely only care about their firstborn? god

NOT DILF HUNTER SJROSUFOSIDOD

class bad boy slfjdlgj I think they had to have done that on purpose. I mean vincent didn't wanna give him the satisfaction of giving him another award. I can assure you.

august is such a *sad* character oh my god

I WISH I HAD DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY WITH YOU NAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

oh of course she kissed him.

WHAT A SNITCH WTF

im

"please don't leave me alone with your parents like that again" honestly wille they could've eaten him alive

my god wilhelm you're being SO NASTY

OH HE'S GOING OFFF

oh ldkgldjgldjfldjffl

I can ASSURE YOU during my s2 liveblogging at one point I basically wrote "[points at ludwig] AND YOU" bc i was so fucking done with his bullshit skrjdlrkdlrkld

to hear wille going AND *YOU* is fucking sending me help

IT ISN'T EASY TO BE BOTH YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR BOSS OH FUCK OFF KRISTINA

I NOTICED BECAUSE YOU'RE SO USELESS AT BOTH HOLY FUCKING SWEET JESUS CHRIST

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

me rn:

my god this is the most cathartic shit I've seen in my life

OH AND SIMON IS WATCHING THE WHOLE THING

god

I knew the cliffhanger was gonna be that

but I didn't expect them to cry like that nor did I expect ME to cry like that

bro I'm sobbing I can't wait another week

[httpiastri]

idk about brainstorming but the way i loved you just give me the vibes of being in a completely fine and chill situation (like with ollie??) and not being able to fuckin chill and enjoy it remembering of how wild and crazy it was with paul

like, things being fine but the voices inside your head won't leave you alone because you know you miss the wild part and also feels a little guilty bc howww can things be fine ollie be such a sweetheart, and you not be able to enjoy it???

and also paul kinda noticing that you're a little bored because he knows both you and ollie 😬

ANYWAYS i really love you writing and I really hope you write this idea bc i just LOVE it!!! ollie and paul have such different vibesss you were really a mastermind in this one

AAAAAA !!!!! thank you so much for this!!! i can rlly see this so clearly 🤭 like being with ollie is so good, it's perfect in so many ways. he's a true and complete gentleman all of the time; buys your mother flowers when he visits your parents, opens all doors for you, always making you feel safe. and it's so easy for you to feel guilty because you know you should think it's all perfect for you and you should feel so satisfied. but you just don't. something is off.

cue paul aron (who never really left your life lol)! every time you see him, it's like you get thrown back to the days when you used to be with him, and you get reminded of how great things were (at times). and paul reads you so well, the two of you were almost inseparable before and you know each other like the back of your hand, so it's easy for him to notice how unhappy you are in the relationship. he's good friends with ollie so he knows how gentle ollie can be, and he knows that isn't all you need in a relationship...

but on the other side, ollie also senses all of this. he knows what your relationship with paul was like; he knows how intense it was and how strong your love for each other was. and ollie notices the glances you take of your former lover, the way you suddenly get glossy-eyed and how your mood is affected when paul is mentioned in a conversation.

the thing is, ollie is headstrong and doesn't like to give up without a fight – he'll do anything he can to keep you. so he tries to find ways to make your relationship more like the one you had with paul, but... it just doesn't have the same spark for you, no matter how hard he tries....

thank you for your sweet words 🥺🥺 i dont remember when i first had the thought of them to that song but i really do think their vibes match it !!! and i've also kinda been thinking about that swedish house mafia & the weeknd song, cant remember the name..... but like "he seems like he's good for you, he makes you feel like you should, all your friends say he's the one, his love for you is true" for ollie, and then "but does he know you call me when he sleeps? does he know the pictures that you keep? does he know the reasons that you cry? does he know where your heart truly lies?" for paul...... like omg paul isnt your boyfriend but you still can't help but share secrets with him sometimes 😭 im going crazy, sorry

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Can I request "I can't stop thinking about you" or "last night was incredible" for Peter? Your Peter content always makes my morning/afternoon/evening/night.

aaaaaa you're so kind ;w; thank you so much!

I love my short king <3

things that you want to hear.

This is the fifth time this week you’ve been back to the circus.

You can’t help yourself, because you feel like you’ve begun to fall for one of the trapeze artists. He occupies your every other thought even when there are other things you should be thinking about.

He’s the most fascinating person you’ve come across since you can’t remember when. This short man with youthful features, who is undoubtedly an adult. You’ve never seen a child carry themself the way he does. He’s got short blonde hair, slate-blue eyes, and something about him has just made you weak.

The rest of the troupe must know about your infatuation. Several of them have made comments about seeing you, particularly the ringleader who seems to wonder what in the world their show has to offer ‘someone like you’. (One of the nobility, you’re sure he means. It stuns people when one of London’s aristocracy is overly and genuinely interested in affairs like this commoners’ circus.)

A woman of the same stature as the object of your affections introduced herself and the man, who’s apparently her brother… except you haven’t actually spoken to him yet. She just gave you their names before suggesting, several times, that you might want to talk to him.

Today, at least, you’re trying. You’ve come closer than before, lingering by where he’s perched atop a crate, eating half an apple. It looks like his eyes are unfocused, drifting off wherever, and suddenly ― as if sensing that you’re watching him ― he snaps his gaze over to you.

His eyes are withering. You’re not sure what he’s thinking, unless he’s hoping his eyes turn to daggers and strike you dead. At last, he scoffs. “The ‘ell are y’ gawkin’ at? I ain’t some freak show. Ain’t y’ been ‘ere enough times that a li’l man don’t shock y’ no more?”

… Oh, dear. He’s noticed that you’ve been to the circus a lot. Not just a lot, every night this week that they’ve put on a show. And two afternoons.

You suppose, in hindsight, that you could have been a bit more subtle. Are you staring at him?? Maybe. But not for the reason he thinks.

“I’m… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to gawk. And you’re not shocking, for the record.” You shift around before taking a step closer. “It’s… PETER, right? I’m (Name).”

“Oh, that right? (Name)?” He spits a couple of apple seeds into the grass. “I don’t care. Y’ been talkin’ t’ Wendy, ‘ave y’? Wot’re y’ lingerin’ round ‘ere f’r? Y’ keep comin’ t’ shows. Even people wot like our acts ain’t that faithful. Wot’s y’r problem?”

Part of you wonders if you should just come out and say it. That’s like tearing a bandage off a painful wound, right? Get it over with? At least if you do that, he can’t accuse you of beating around the bush.

So you take a deep breath. “I… I can’t stop thinking about you. That’s my problem. I… well… not ― not that I’d call it a problem, per se, but…” That’s what he’s asking, isn’t it? Why you keep coming to shows? You might as well be honest.

Of course, that does get his attention. He clearly wasn’t expecting that response, and perks up with eyes wide toward you. After a moment of surprise, his expression turns angry. Or, at least, incredibly irritated. “Oi, ‘avin’ a go at me? Ain’t funny. Wendy put y’ up t’ playin’ some joke on me, ‘uh?”

“W… what??” He thinks you telling him that you’re attracted to him is his sister playing a trick on him? You’re almost insulted that he thinks you’d let yourself be used like that. “No, she has nothing to do with… well, perhaps, she kept encouraging me to talk to you, but… but I think that’s only because she knew I had feelings for you.”

He rolls his eyes, and takes another bite from his apple half. More seeds find their way into the grass. He’s so… crude. “Y’ don’t fuckin’ know me, ‘ow can y’ ‘ave feelin’s f’r me? Go find a wood t’ get lost in.”

You frown, then step closer. “I’m being honest with you. It’s not something I can explain, but… I find you very handsome, and I… I came over today to finally ask if you’d like to go with me.”

“Go with y’? Go where with y’?”

“I mean… out? I don’t know where exactly… dinner, or a play, or dancing, or just a stroll…” You shrug. “We can do whatever you’d like.”

This time when he spits out another couple of seeds, he sputters, sounding almost like he’s choking. To wit, after spitting them out, he coughs a few times. “Wot, like a… wot d’they call it… courtin’ me?! Pfff… didn’t know Wendy would ask y’ t’ go this far. ‘M almost sorry f’r y’.”

Alright, you’re starting to get a little disheartened. “If you don’t want to go with me, you can just say so. I’ve got feelings; you could let me down gently.”

“The devil y’ goin’ on about?” With the final bite of his apple taken, he tosses the core down onto the ground and looks back at you. Then, he blinks a few times. “… Ah, fuck. Tell me this is a joke.”

“It’s not,” you mumble, rubbing self-consciously at your arm. “I don’t know why you assumed that, but it’s not. Genuinely, I can’t get you out of my head, and I’d like to get to know you better. Wendy was only talking to me because she noticed I was paying attention to you.”

He raises his hands, spread out as if to stop you from talking. “Wait, wait. So, y’re tellin’ me… y’ actually wanna be seen out in public with me?”

“That’s… strangely specific. But, yes, that’s what courting you would mean. Unless you wouldn’t be comfortable with that.” You shrug. “You’re allowed to say no to me, but I do like you. Sincerely. No tricks. I find you handsome and interesting.”

Peter squints at you, head tilted, like he’s searching for any little sign of a lie. After a long moment, he blows a breath out his nose, and pushes himself off the crate he’s been sitting on. It’s almost like he thinks if he reminds you how much shorter he is than you, you’ll reconsider. “Alright, (Name). Come back after t’morrow night’s show, ‘n’ we’ll take a walk ‘r somethin’.”

With that, he turns to walk off. “Don’t worry, y’ll ‘ave enough’a me after that!”

Somehow, you don’t think you will. Just this short interaction has left you wanting more.

How much more, you wonder, will you want after spending an evening with him?

[jaijaitbinks]

Saitama and Genos arguing for the first time (I can't think of a reason serious enough though) and him telling Genos that things were easier when he wasn't around. Genos of course doesn't take this well because he thinks his sensei is telling him that he's a burden.

The truth is, Saitama meant that everything was simpler when he didn't feel anything. Because back then his life was just punching monsters and go back home, but now he has someone else to worry about other than himself, someone to protect and love. And that comes with feelings he isn't used to have.

Basically Saitama being emotionally overwhelmed and not knowing how to handle it and accidentally hurting Genos because of that.

(They talk things out in the end, don't worry, I just wanted angsty Saigenos)

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PLEASE I CANNOT HANDLE GENOS FEELING LIKE A BURDEN. I NEED A QUICK 180 OF EMOTIONS FOR THEM BOTH BECAUSE ISTG FEELING LIKE A BURDEN WILL FUCK YOU UP AND I. I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT GENOS GETTING FUCKED UP. AAAAAA

Pleasepleaseplease I need them both getting smacked in the face with the quick turns of emotions. I need them having an exchange that goes something like:

"It was so, so much better when you weren't around!"

".... Was it..?"

"Yes! Yes, it was!"

—Genos goes silent, and Saitama is too emotionally overstimulated to notice.

"Fuck– Sometimes I wish I just never met you! This is all new and I don't– I can't– fuckin'– I've never been this– this is so much–"

—Genos tears up. He wants to leave, but the part of him that loves Saitama doesn't want to leave when Saitama looks like he's about to break down.

—Saitama digs his nails into his scalp, badly wishing he had hair or something so he could just yank

"You... You're so new to me. Someone like you is so– too new to me. Having someone like you in my life is so terrifying and too much and you scare me, but I'm scared of you leaving too and I don't know."

—Now Genos is confused too. Alongside Saitama, he's stressed. He's hurt, confused, he feels hopeful but also dreading to ask. He doesn't even know if he should feel happy about that last bit about not wanting him to leave.

"What do you mean, sensei? 'Someone like you'? That I scare you? I don't– what do you mean?"

—He takes Saitama's wrists and pulls his hands away from further trying to bury into his scalp. Saitama stares at him with a face twisted in stress and regret and like he might cry but desperately trying not to.

"... I care for you. So much. I've never cared so much about anyone before, and I can't stress enough how that is not an exaggeration. I've never cared for someone and no one has ever cared for me. And I was okay. I was okay with that. But then you showed up and suddenly I care way too much about you because you feel so nice to be around. I'm–.... I'm not used to nice."

—Genos' heart breaks a little. He doesn't interrupt him, but he has the urge to hug him and comfort him. His own pain be damned.

"I'm not even used to talking this much. I would go days without saying a single fucking word. But then you showed up and made me want to say so much, even when I don't even feel like I should. You make me so happy but you're so goddamn reckless, and I'm so scared that it's going to take you away, or, or that you'd willingly walk away because you don't want to be around me and fuck– If I lose you... I'm afraid."

[samaraxmorgan]

HEAR ME OUT PLEASE I MUST YAPP

OK SOOO WHAT IF WE FIND OUT HOW SUKUNA FEELS ABOUT US ON TOTAL ACCIDENT AND LIKE HE THEN REALISES WHAT HE JUST SAID AND TRYS TO BACK TRACK BUT CAN'T BECAUSE NOW WE KNOW AND WE TELL HIM WE LIKE HIM TOO AND THEN BOOM! Sukuna wakes up from his dream and sighs into his hands or something >:D

I love being evil ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )/ ✨

ps. Reminder to have a good day/night and I love your work, art or writing :D

HELLO BABE!!!

Oh you’re EVIL!!! DIABOLICAL!!!! I love that idea that sounds SO fun BUT I know everyone is super excited for a confession to happen so I would feel WAY TOO BAD faking everyone out ASKAKAMAMM

I absolutely ADORE the accidental confession trope!! I think it’s just the cutest fuckin thing EVERR and omg the idea of Sukuna slipping and confessing on accident is !!!! AAAAAA

I wonder how he would confess by mistake like!! Would he be drunk and not even remember saying it the next day while we’re sitting there blushing up a storm wondering if we should mention it or pretend it never happened? Would he be focused on something else and not realize what he just said until it’s too late? ORRR (and this might be my favorite bc I think this suits him so much) do we get into an argument and in the heat of the moment it’s one of those “why does me doing XYZ bother you so much?!” “because I fucking care about you!” AAAAAAA

Maybeeee way later into the series I’ll have him accidentally tell the us that he loves us, but for the initial “I really want to be with you” moment I doooo have an idea that I really like :) With him having such a difficult time admitting his emotions and being vulnerable I’m leaning towards him finally deciding enough is enough and telling us upfront!! I feel like it would be rlly good for his character growth to finally be HONEST about how he’s feeling and take the leap by telling us :)

I hope you have a lovely day!!! 💜💜💜 and AAAA THANK YOUUU!!!

[noctilionoidea]

Can’t believe it took me this long draw ampelos ☠️ What kind of queer am I.

Read book 10 of the Dionysiaca today. It’s so,, cute like “My Satyr’s beauty is dearer to me than Olympus” and “I covert not the nectar, I want no ambrosia! I care nothing, if Ampelos loves me, even if Cronion hates me!” ohhhhhhhhh my heart. And then it’s like you know this ends with Ampelos being gored to death, and just aaaaaa-

nonnus is a writer that, as much as I love his work, I know I need to take critically. For one, it’s… a book. There’s a lot of purple prose and it’s not as well known as his predecessors for multiple reasons. Also it’s likely Nonnus was Christian, because prior to the Dionysiaca he wrote a paraphrase of John. But at the same time, a lot of other stuff does align with earlier myth, and there is another source for ampelos through Ovid’s Fasti, which is a wildly different recounting. So! Ampelos is not likely an invention. I am very content with this, because I like Ampelos I think he is very cool for his five seconds of fame

Nonnus also specifically described Ampelos and the other satyrs with horns and a tail. Usually I draw satyrs, minus specifically pans, slightly more aligned with red crater pottery depictions, but with hooves because why not? So Ampelos is a special boy lmao I went with Nonnus on that. Dionysos doesn’t have the grapes I usually depict in his hair (…yea) but I also put him in a very not accurate chiton thing. I was concerned about the lack of accuracy for a bit, but then I was like “bro…I’m the fuckin artist. I don’t need to be accurate if I’m not intending it that way”.

[numbknee]

omg more kyman headcanons please, your last ones were *chef’s kiss*

aaaaaa I am SO SORRY I completely missed this ask so apologies if this is a million years late 😭🙏

but alas....I do have many kyman headcanons rattling around in my brain (and a lot of them are displayed in my fics so this is a shameless plug to read those lol...also a lot of this is very horny so I apologize in advance)

when kyle and cartman finally get together, a lot of their external dynamic doesn't really change that much. I adore this post by sludgescribble because it perfectly exemplifies how I see established relationship kyman: arguing until the cows come home but still holding hands. still being huge fuckin idiots, still obsessed with each other, still very much in love

I like the idea of kyle going into counseling or something else psychology-related because of the post-covid specials (and also i'm a psychology ho), but I can't for the life of me imagine an actual career that cartman would settle on.

I would think cartman would be the type to do odd-jobs for his whole life, never settling on one thing but jumping around from place-to-place where he thinks he would make the most money in the quickest amount of time possible, maybe running a drug ring or a dog-fighting circuit or whatever before moving on to the next thing. either that.... or he just becomes a fuckin rabbi lmao. I totally lost my shit at that in the post-covid episode because it was the COMPLETE fucking opposite of what I (and I'm sure a lot of other viewers) expected from him. but leave it to cartman to keep us on our toes every goddamn step of the way. also I'm sorry but rich CEO cartman just doesn't do it for me. he needs to be in a position of power, but simultaneously that position needs to be... kind of lame and unconventional.... like a mall cop or some shit. hahahaha

(now onto shmekshy stuff again I'M SORRY) kyle takes a while to admit to himself how much he's physically attracted to cartman because... denial and conventional beauty standards are strong forces to be reckoned with. but once he does, he's fuckin OBSESSED. all of cartman's thick, muss-able hair, his deceptively cute and innocent-looking face and huge brown puppy-dog eyes, every curve and swell of soft flesh on cartman's body... kyle goes FUCKING INSANE whenever they get intimate because he's subconsciously making up for all the time he missed being in denial lol. also he's more similar to his dad than he likes to admit: he likes his lovers strong-willed and chubby... lmaooooo

I may have implied this before but cartman is actually a HUUUUGE masochist. he's shown to have some sadistic tendencies in the show (see all of ginger cow) but the underlying vibe I get is that his performative sadism is a huge cope for what he ACTUALLY wants, because we've been shown that he gets off of being taken advantage of (i'm SO SORRY for that link) which.... is kind of fucked up but hey kinks are like that sometimes. and god knows this kid has an insanely fucked-up relationship to sex in general (which I also wrote a fic about lol. also kyle is a sadist in denial too LOOOOOL)

they end up doing A LOT of shit together throughout the course of their relationship. they travel the world. they stop the world from exploding a few times. they nearly kill each other on several occasions. they save each other's lives on even more occasions. they go to other planets because eventually the tom-fuckery of their hometown becomes too much to be self-contained. they somehow destroy reality but end up stitching it whole again at the same time. and through it all.... they stay together. because they both know deep down that they simply cannot live in a world without the other. they are irrevocably intertwined. think that quote of stephen colbert talking about his wife but like slightly more fucked up and with a few poop jokes thrown in

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Tatort Saarbrücken (Das Herz der Schlange) liveblogging

what the fuck is up with adam's hair the fact that leo keeps munching edamame tickles me lmao insane way to get into a fortune cookie but very fitting (crumbling it up inside the package) "ihr charme ist überwältigend" *stares at leo*, he already knows dear she's ordering more stuff? after the meal? when did they get the fucking cookies?? they usually come with the check also, adam's dad saved as Drecksau in his phone. As he deserves aaaaaa the little headshakes between leo and adam. kills me and antoher "alright" from adam. love it the way they approach crime scenes is so wild to me. there's like no rhyme or reason actual!wet boy adam for once. and not just metaphorically ...his voice is weird too? christ his dad got weirder. great. also HE CAN WALK? and talk normally?? who cares if you have cancer. you ARE a cancer. god leo in the stupid white t and holsters, fuckin hell black office coffee? you're hardcore do I have sudden face blindness or are we supposed to be confused about that being adam or not? I am very intrigued also I'm intrigued about the time jump. wow. his dad is SUCH a fucking asshole and psycho also leo's fucking loyality adam baby :'( of course leo went to check in with the medical examiner what a normal hug. cries i like his hair way more like this. but I can't put my finger on why his voice sounds so different to me leo, stop glancing at his lips please. these closeups are too much GOD my heart I forgot that there was the whole camera surveillance thing going on lmao noooo adam in jail :'( get your boy out <3 "rauchen sie?" "nein" are ya lying sir AAA I did not expect a huge tattoo on adam (aka multiple tattoos). holy shit [update because I watched Tatort Zürich E1: learned that his back tattoo is a yantra tattoo and it's a symbol for protection. cries a lot. also imagine leo seeing it.] also yes the venom thing was super obvious god this is fucking hard to watch uff esther. I do not like you shut your mouth before leo slaps the shit outta you holy shit leo's acting in this. like his intonation etc is very childlike retelling everything. props for that god his dad is so fucking unhinged jfc the fucking fact that adam will be paralysed for 6-8 hours and it took his dad ~4 hours to die? fucking evil what the fuck is adam's back tattoo of? also wanna lick a strip up it along his neck leo answering the walkie-talkie with 'hört'. the scene with adam and his 'uncle'... (special shoutout to adam's chest tattoo peeking out the tanktop) that dude is gonna fucking die the blonde baddie kinda looks like daniel radcliffe mixed with another british dude the girlie calling the other 'spätzchen'. süss. god adam, stop being so fucking hot WITH YOUR FUCKING BRYAN O'CONNOR HAIR adam :'( can people stop betraying him pls. poor bby god, leo coming for adam and hearing there's been an incident. ouch "wir machen das jetzt ma adam style" aka going feral in an interrogation. and I like that he says 'fingerprint' and not in german. aaaaaaaa reunion sorry but with the fucking piano instrumental and stopping to stare before hugging eachother???? there was a way to make this hetero and that wasn't it. also all the fuckking lip glances. stop it