#I JOKE PLS DONT KILL ME
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hello great god grove gays. i need to be autistic about the drain for a little bit. Will this make sense? Will this be coherent? I dont know! I have ADHD ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I don't normally post my ramblings outside of discord but my friends encouraged me to-
Wee bit of end game spoilers so keep that in mind!
Anyways, I hope you guys don't mind me taking a few pages out of your books about The Drain being some sort of cold industrial-like place. The Drain is essentially where "waste" goes but the folks down there don't consider it trash. In fact they build their lives, homes, from it. There might be designated places where things are dumped down into The Drain. residents are free to scavenge/rummage through it. But one should be careful in case more falls in. Don't want to be crushed or killed. I'd like to think that's why Gr puts a cone on his head or why P puts a bucket over his head too and refers to it as "armor" its not trash to them. It might have even helped with the on pour of rain down in The Drain too.
It's a negative connotation for the bizzyboys because to them, The Drain is where things might go to rot, or maybe they are living in someone else's shadow of life. They lack a purpose aside from being bottom feeders. Perhaps that's why Alex isn't so afraid of shoving crap in his mouth that isn't edible. He's used to it. Used to the trial and error of gambling. They almost live like sewer rats (I'd like to think anyone calling them rats is very offensive. So don't do that!!).
I think that's why joining the bizzyboys is a BIG deal to those who reside in The Drain. Inspekta gives them a purpose, a reason to find one self in the world. Along with revoking self identity with giving up your name and earning it back but shhh. Also a way to leave The Drain, build a reputation for their kind and see the world the way the ones in the Grove/Earth do.
Fun little tidbits; I imagined Banana, down in the drain found an old, broken TV. He fixed it up the best he could, perhaps making his own makeshift "man cave" to use it. A little canopy to protect it from the rain. It crackles and buzzes a lot but with the added find of VHS tapes, it sparked his love for cinema. Even if audio isn't always present.
Vibi perhaps got into fashion by leafing through fashion magazines that were discarded. Finding fabrics and practicing his craft of being a designer. Even enjoys watching movie or shows with Ban to get more ideas for outfits.
Some other thing, I think every so often, Inspekta and/or Capochin go back to the drain to hire more future bizzyboys. Since there's way more of them other than the main gang you interact with. More recruits means a bigger voice. A bigger voice means Inspekta's propaganda influence will spread.
#goo jibbers#ggg#great god grove#yeah i dont think this actually is written with flow but OUGH i got a lot of thoughts for this place#i still giggle at alex insulting capo with ''ah go drain it'' or somethin#also the idea of the bizzyboy business splitting up must be so scary#like does p and the others return back to the drain? do they no longer serve a purpose now that capo and hector are having a falling out?#to go back living in the shadows... a scary thought indeed#hect is a complicated character...i also think he was scared of his kind being forgotten if he didnt do something#i LOUDLY joke about this but do you think the name of their kind is called drain-os?#I JOKE PLS DONT KILL ME
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ik they’re like sworn enemies and stuff- but i’ve been thinking abt how one day in the faaar future alcor just brings bill cipher back for the shits and giggles (in a good ol the-more-u-fuck-around-the-more-u-find-out fashion) after being bored out of his mind for a good millenia or something (im sure this goes against some alcor lore but it’d just be so funny). alternatively, in the fashion of someone like me, bill comes back after like, centuries after dying and alcor’s got a small tea party set up waiting for him
#bill:pinetree stop giving me holy salt instead of sugar pls im still weak#alcor: stop calling me pine tree and i'll consider it#im joking please dont hate me#i think their dynamic would be so funny though like putting aside the centuries old feud and hate between the two#like let's just ignore alcor's primal urge to kill bill on sight#alcor#alcor the dreambender#dipper pines#dipper#tau#transcendence au#tau art#tau fanart#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls au#reluctant roomates au
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I've been on a mouthwashing brainrot recently, our whole friend group has gotten into it for the past month to the point we started to question what furry Daisuke would be
Introducing ✨ Pomeranian Daisuke ✨
#sundew dream#furry art#furry#mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#mouthwashing fans pls dont kill me xjxhbxjxd#we joked he could be a wolf cus his favourite 'pokemon' is weregarugarumon#personally i think we can find more animals that suit him but this works for now djdhdbdb#need to draw anya glaceon#also hi I've been sick the past 3 days blegh NXBXB
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HI ive awakened (its 1am) to add to my magical girl danny au 😁😁😁
i saw that someone also had an au idea for this but i promise ive never seen that post before i made this ^^;
SO! the portal accident happened and danny DID die. coincidentally, cujo (in all his magical girl mascot glory) was nearby where the portal opened to in the ghost zone, so he contracted with danny's soul to bring him back to life in exchange for danny defending amity park, cujo's final resting place!
few other detailss
- mayhaps cardcaptor sakura inspired...
- vlad also has a magical girl familiar? maybe?? that would be so funny but it sounds like im just turning him into hawkmoth HDJGJGJGKF
- maybe vlad should just stay a halfa...
- danny is still sortaa a halfa? the contract paused his soul from moving on so hes stuck in limbo forever
- i dont think much changed... i was up at 3am one night and suddenly decided that i wanted danny to be a pretty magical girl 💚
is this like. too off-course to the theme of danny phantom. am i gonna get hunted down 😟
im so tired im gonna go to bed...
#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny phantom au#dp au#danny phantom cujo#dp cujo#magical girl au#magical girl#joke au#pls dont kill me#“i cant wait to draw some angst art” LOOK WHERE I AM NOW#guys in frilly girly dresses are so interesting to me#is that weird#you cant tell me he doesnt look cute
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Homophobic male christians always talk abt "repenting the flesh" and "submitting to god" like ok... just admit you and god have a dom/sub relationship John we won't be mad
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@viniknp I'm ur biggest hater now bucko... You better watch out... /J
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✨ manifesting getting my own apartment in 2025 ✨
#sammy says#everyone pls manifest it with me#im going to kill my roommate if i dont (for legal purposes this a joke)
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Am I the only one who's really disgusted by how easily some fans joke about Arthur's illness
#seriously the way they casually joke about it makes me furious#maybe its just a me problem but to me its like youre joking about a deadly illness that killed a person im very fond of#like maybe not do that...#i seriously dont see how it could be funny ever#if u like joking about that pls stay away from me i dont like you#vent post#rdr2#rdr2 spoilers
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the scp fandom is so scary im afraid if i post anything scp related im gonna get infected with rabies and mauled to death and lobotomized
#guys this is silly!! this is a joke!!#um…. it might nit be though….#scp fandom please dont kill me llpplsplspl#scp#scp foundation#scp fandom#im scared……#guys pls dont lobotomize me#i love rhe articles though 💖#scp-3999 my beloved…#skibidi toilet
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started watching blue eye samurai, it is very good, the animation is so beautiful
here's my shit take: Mizu should have gotten some real good cheese from somewhere, to lure all the total of 4(?) white men in Japan, out. Could have killed them all at once
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being an artist means i can draw whaddever da hell i want.... crazy
#this is for artfight bc i can never participate in it without ever having to blatantly tell everyone who bothers looking into it that i am#into a piece of Media/something#zen is gone tho hes hidden forever (slash joke i might unhide him if i ever feel like it)#niiju stays bc hes kennas best friend forever and ever and ever#everyone else still exists im so sorry to my ocs who i never draw my god#im so pissed off though bc i accidentally archived some of my charas and my dumbass didnt realize that doing that deleted their desc and im#AND I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING. KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#sigh#anyway#if u wanna attack me on art fight pls consider kenna wearing a rove* i will love u forever#spelled like this for legal reasons#my art#ocs
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cant stand gamer boys. ohhh you have the japanese gs2 AND the u.s. american one?? wowww thats soooo cool. have you considered killing yourself
#gaz.txt#april fools#suicide mention#(THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A BIT ALSKDKDKRKF i am playing a Character right now pls dont kill me)
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Friend: Yeah like there is this one crackship i like between my favorite kongs i kinda i feel dumbfolded for shipping them... :(
Me: AYO MAN WHAT IF SWANKY AND FREDRIK WERE A COUPLE? THAT WOULD BE SO FIRE.
#yes heather this is directed to you /lh /j#this is a joke pls dont kill me pls pls#also confenssion i non ironically have thought about Swanky x Lord Fredrik after i notice i really like to ship him with blue men#fredrik is also blue so WHY NOT#don't be afraid of shipping what you like guys; i am worse#as a multishipper that cares more about chemistry and dynamic than logic i love crackshipping#i am the CEO OF KIANUS do you know what kianus is?#is a couple between to guys that are not even from the same universe!!! and they have a CHILD#follow your dreams guys; if someone bothers you over silly stuff like crackshipping tell them to !&^!%
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Trick or treat!
You got trick!
#THIS IS A JOKE#I LOVE YOU PLS DONT KILL ME#nebs.txt#nebs.ask#satanic-saints#my husband#trick or treat
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is this why crystal methyd chose her name? because she has ipad kid brain and has to take meth? because if yes, then slay <3 always and forever my fav s12 queen
(I DON’T KNOW IF SHE HAS ADHD, I JUST SEE HER AND IM LIKE OMG ME AND I HAVE ADHD. THIS IS JUST A SILLY LITTLE JOKE 😭)
#if anyone know pls tell me#i really wanna know#it would be so funny if she had adhd even if her drag name wasn’t chosen because of that#me and her twins yeah#ipad kid disease#I HAVE IT THATS WHY IM JOKING ABOUT IT PLS DONT KILL ME 😭
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i love makeup and i love watching videos of people putting makeup on and then being annoyed when it doesn’t work for me bc my hands are too shaky it’s a whole thing but i have seen an uptake in NOSE contouring. our cheeks and foreheads and jawline weren’t enough??? now we have to give ourselves a daily nose job too??? hashtag i only wear concealer under my eyes and blush and contour my jaw and do a little swipe of highlighter and feel like im Full Face Of Makeup like yall are too wild for me
#i know i know no one HAS to do anything etc etc#i am just lamenting ANOTHER added step to what’s expected of women#like bitch i like my nose!!! all kinds of noses are great!!! stop contouring your nose or i’m gonna lose it!!!!!!!#for legal reasons i am joking. for unlegal reasons am i really?#pls dont let the makeup girlies see this#im sorry its just so much!!!! why cant we just like our faces and accentuate what we like!!!!#why are we actively trying to change our face shapes like pls girlies (gn) youre killing me#you know i never noticed my double chin until people started contouring theirs in videos? and then i was like oh no i have a double chin#and i started trying to change how id hold my neck for pictures and shit#and then i started contouring it bc im so self conscious about it#but the funny part is these makeup artists are contouring their jawline and im like dude ur jawline could literally cut glass what r u doin#also this is in no way meant to hurt anyone’s feelings. it is your face do with it what you please and what makes u happy and feeling good#im just like. ANOTHER STEP????#anyway. good morning yall
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