#I HAVE IT THATS WHY IM JOKING ABOUT IT PLS DONT KILL ME 😭

[wendigoons-shoelaces]

is this why crystal methyd chose her name? because she has ipad kid brain and has to take meth? because if yes, then slay <3 always and forever my fav s12 queen

(I DON’T KNOW IF SHE HAS ADHD, I JUST SEE HER AND IM LIKE OMG ME AND I HAVE ADHD. THIS IS JUST A SILLY LITTLE JOKE 😭)

[kookidough]

random rant about tbp tiktok cause i’m actually Sick of it at this point💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ these issues probably exist Outside of tiktok as well but i only ever see them on there so thats the platform i’m gna talk about

before you read i just wanna say warning for mentions of sa!!!!!

first of all i dont want to jump straight into the serious shit so the unoriginality is actually INSANE like ive been seeing the same jokes since 2022, can we Please get something funnier than “griffin does gymnastics / is a ceiling fan” 😭 the amount of times recently i’ll see a tbp tiktok and then get someone copying the idea and making the Same exact post like 3 scrolls later is insane like Pls can we be original Pls this movie is so sad i need something to laugh at

outside of being totally unoriginal some of the jokes tend to be Really Fucking Disgusting like straight up joking about assault, i shouldn’t even have to explain that thats not funny in the slightest?? this one person made a bunch of really gross ones and kept blocking people who called them out in the comment section, my friend had to dm them Several times and all they did was take down one post, the rest are still up with a ton of views :/ i know its like shock humour or dark humour or whatever but i dont see the ‘funny’ side of a grown man forcing himself onto a child and i think if youre laughing at that you should sit down and ask yourself why you think thats so funny.. people in the comments are always like “i shouldn’t laugh” so they Know its wrong as well which just ugh the whole thing just really gets on my nerves

another thing that gets on my nerves is the lack of media literacy and straight up spreading misinformation, maybe on the media literacy part i’m just a hater but i see so many questions being asked or theories being posed when all of the things mentioned were… literally answered in the movie?? “whats up with finney and gwen’s mother” it’s literally said in the movie that she has the same ability as gwen and she killed herself bc of it, next question, “why was max so interested in finding the missing boys” maybe because he was a coked up conspiracy theorist who saw a serious crime happening in his brother’s area so he decided to be a genuine concerned citizen who wanted these boys to be found💀 “why did the grabber kill max” because he had evidence of the highly awful crimes he’d been committing and was about to let his latest victim free?? the list goes on and on but those r the main ones i see all the time

as for the misinformation. Ough. it annoys me So much this is a hill i will die on😭 i dont know if its people’s half-baked theories or personal headcanons that just got way out of hand but i see so much stuff being spread that just Isnt true, it gets spread so far that when you google these things it appears as true when its not which is annoying !!! i actually was gonna make an entire rant about one theory in particular that pisses me off so bad but i can fit it in here alongside my list of “other theories presented as facts that i Absolutely Despise”

first theory, the one i was gonna make an entire post over, is the theory that vance is the grabber’s son. if i see one more tiktok of those two with that marina and the diamonds song im going to fucking lose it😭 i have no idea where people got this from but its so fucking popular that it comes up on google and i Hate it, i think it comes from the fact that in gwen’s dream sequence, which, might i add, WAS A DREAM, it looks like the police drop vance off outside the grabber’s house and he goes inside there, which… apparently automatically makes them related…?? it takes like one ounce of media literacy to realise that Obviously he’d be getting dropped off at his own house in real life, but as a ghost he’s centred on the place he died and is showing that house to gwen in her dreams, like how every other ghost shows that house to her. awful theory awful take i hate it, if its ur personal headcanon sorry but i do Not fw that

the other theories i have like. not much to say about other than the fact that they’re Not true, i see a lot of stuff about griffin for some reason? the number tends to change but a lot of ppl say “he was kept in the basement for 4 years” like . Huh. where is your proof???? i know the missing posters are insanely unreliable but if you literally read them griffin went missing on april 2nd and billy went missing on may 4th so highly likely griffin was only in the basement for like. a month at most, no idea where ppl are pulling 4 years out of💀 i also see people say griffin has broken legs or a broken back Just because of the first scene where we see him doing a backbend but . if that was the case then he wouldnt be able to stand with the other ghosts when they show gwen the house, i think the backbend was just the position he died in and thats why he first appeared that way to finney but Hey thats just my opinion! last two i have like no rants over but just. firstly people saying robin never made it to the basement for some reason but clearly he did otherwise his ghost would not be down there with the rest of them😭 secondly the theory that vance was kept there the longest “because he’s the most feminine” which. just makes absolutely zero sense to me whatsoever idk whos random headcanon got popularised but i dont like it

okay getting serious again, while this one does not make me angry its like. just really weird to me? i think its common knowledge at this point that both the book and the movie are inspired heavily by the john wayne gacy case, with the grabber literally being inspired by john wayne gacy himself (you Cannot argue with me on this one its literally confirmed and theres a boatload of evidence supporting it). i guess its natural to see people making comparisons between the movie and the case because of the inspiration but i’ve seen Several videos recently of people taking photos of jwg victims and putting them next to tbp characters and saying thats who theyre inspired by and i think thats . Really coming across as insensitive i cant lie😭 we know the grabber was inspired by jwg and its heavily thought that billy was inspired by johnny gosch but theres not much about the others and i think its just really distasteful to compare real life murder victims to fictional horror characters just to get views/likes on tiktok, it comes across as insanely disrespectful to me but idk i havent seen anyone else talking about it so i might just be being sensitive

last thing that really really bothers me is grabber simps. while i do see it on tiktok i see it on here, tumblr, most often and its… so odd to me…. like why are you thirsting over the paedophilic serial killer… so so strange to me… i want to see art and character analysis and silly little posts about all the characters but every time i open the tbp tag i’m jumpscared by someones weird ass grabber x reader oneshot and its SO GROSS get that shit away from me😭😭😭😭 also saw this one girl on tiktok one time whos literal entire account was dedicated to the grabber and she defended this by saying the sa in the movie was “just a theory” which is so victim blamey girl i do not trust you there is so much evidence for it in the movie, again w the media literacy point, just because something isnt directly shown to you doesnt mean it isnt shown in other subtler ways… anyway i get if people like the grabber as a villain but actually like. loving him and thirsting over him is weird as fuck to me

so um ya the fandom is a trainwreck can we go back to there being like 3 of us please and thank u. if you actually read all this then Wow thank you its literally just me being chronically online and ranting about stuff that doesn’t matter in the real world at all

[grossillygirl]

It was more so about if you’re prepared for that possibility. Last time you had a breakup, you were an absolute mess for a while, and kept joking about killing yourself lol. Obviously, we’re trying to determine if you’re going to (possibly) go through that again, or if you’re steeling yourself a bit so you’re not blindsided if it happens.

You’re the one who keeps making posts about how you think it might be a mistake, and how you can’t tell if he’s serious or trying to use you. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to prepare yourself if things don’t go the way you’re hoping but I wish things do work out the way you want

I joke about killing myself when things go wrong in my life to be honest like its barelt about the guy😭 thats why most of the time when u guys trash someone i post about i constantly repeat the "you dont have full context" thing cus i just use things as an excuse to project my insecurities. Especially when i know they have no access to my blog and it cant hurt their feelings

Like if hes at work and not replying i might post that he hates me and nothings real and im gonna melt into the groumd but i just do that cuz its a way to express my most like extreme insecurities, which are unrelated to whatever the scenario isss.

Like u guys might not have realised hut right around the time my ex broke up with me, i was doing (and failing) my exams, along with no friends and no one to talk to. It was honestly barely about the guy i cried for like 20 minutes about that in total tbh. But i guess i kinda see ur point? I still think that kts a bit weird to make me try and imagine breaking up with someone when everything is fine?? Like what💀

I think in ur owm way ur looking out for me so i do appreciate that butttttt yeah pls dont be pessimistic :)

[retired-magical-girl]

i didnt really vibe with the c09 anime idk what else to say lol not much thoughts and cba to elaborate (spoiler alert i elaborate) nor do i really want to get into a shitfight about it, id probably laugh more at a 2016 "try not to laugh compilation" than "WOW youre a hot 15 yo" like 😭 idk i just dont care maybe. i saw a video complaining about lack of characters and idec about that its just not funny. i dont even know why its not funny compared to other dark humour (well i do but its hard to explain to the public who just call u party pooper like im just explaining why i dont think its funny to me u do u boo). i think its because the world is crafted around the characters rudeness rather than characters being awful in a world where their actions still have consequences and that their views aren't normal if that makes sense.

its like the difference between magical girl site and wonder egg priority for me, WEP handle their subjects way better and by doing that they shine in their genre whereas MGS is just like... shock value weird stuffs. like they don't have that layering of values its just normal to kill children or something and thats the joke/content but in reality while people do get hurt all the time there are layers to taboo and society and its not that simple. then i just doubt the message of the media itself and its just offputting i guess. like whats the point of the burrito scene. it feels like a collection of memes rather than something meant to be over 3 mins.

and idk i just got grossed out i personally just dont feel like engaging with the source that much anymore and thats just me again i dont dictate what u do dont act like i am pls.