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It’s black history month. As my bestie says, you’re legally supposed to give me money
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I think if goat wore pants under their fleece...and if someone were to pants them... they'd be wearing hello kitty underwear
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Chat we're taking fat Ws today
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nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟
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whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me
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I Miss the era where I’d get that man in a full body Pikachu suit instead
#All the shid I get now looks ai generated#Also why am getting this man#Slow down dude stop hunting me down to do your side mode achievements#goo jibbers
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A frog carved from Connemara Marble
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hieroglyph toast - miitopia (2016)
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working out so I'll able to bride carry my future femme gf
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“Ah sorry I’m just dumb” (having ADHD my whole life has meant that I’ve been criticised heavily for making mistakes that come part and parcel with the condition. Even the people I love most in the world have chastised me for mistakes that I spend much of my life worrying about and trying to avoid. It’s much easier to tell you I’m just a silly guy than explain to you that no matter how much effort, how much thought, how much stress I put into avoiding these same mistakes, I will keep making them over and over again. My brain is structurally built to thwart me throughout it all.)
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ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around
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