#I HATE RAISINS

[peachdues]

it is almost rum raisin season

[satan-is-a-furry]

IT'S CALLED CARROT CAKE NOT RAISIN CAKE GET THOSE UGLY OLD MAN GRAPES OUTTA THERE!

[crustyshoe]

Alright so I actually have no idea how Tumblr works, but I'm not totally new to this apparent hell site.

From my understanding, I scream into the void, so I'll be doing just that

I fucking HATE raisin cookies, and I mean absolutely loathe them, even if I go in knowing it's a raisin cookie. If I take a bite of what I think is a chocolate chip cookie and it's fucking raisins, ruined cookie experience, if I take a bite of a cookie I know is a raisin cookie, still ruined cookie experience because I know it could've been better if it was just fucking chocolate chips

Conclusion being, I hate raisins

[monkeyman1030]

Sorted through about half a bag of cereal because I don’t like raisins.

[ded-inside-anonymous]

A couple of my grapes tasted like raisins and I'm really upset about it 🤢🤮😭

[greencheekconure27]

Okay, we've had plenty of those "popular food that you hate" polls.It's time for:

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[shrekshugebadussy]

imma need the trail mix companies to start making mixes with like 60-90% less raisins. i do not want 2x the amount of raisins to everything else in the bag.

thank you,

a raisin hater

[w1yre]

spot the difference

[looney-mooney-studio]

I know Lezah is dead. I KNOW. But her last name is Sllew and she SLAYS. I want to give her apple juice and trail mix with extra raisins in it as a snack break from breaking convention regulations

[scrawlingwithstyle]

This is fine, but I really just want some toast. 🥺

I've been having bad stomach pain (I think it's gastritis) on and off for two days, and there are limited kinds of foods I can eat without pain. I want to eat white bread so bad. 😭

[ihni]

Or, "Harringrove and the abomination of an ice-cream creation". (From another prompt from @giurochedadomani)

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

gonna hate on jonathan sims for a second. what the fuck is rum and raisin ice cream. it sucks. ok it's good because literally all ice cream is good but when the raisins finally dispersed and i got to the chocolate flavour it was like the sun itself smiled on me. i get to the mint chocolate and alexa automatically plays heaven is a place on earth. what the fuck is rum and raisin. fucking guy

[kaiserscissors]

like and subscribe if you think pearl is perfect just the way she is

[ryehouses]

anyway I walk dogs on my lunch break 2-3 times a week and it's usually amazing, bc it gets me up and moving and wiggly dog time in the middle of the day

sometimes, though. sometimes. sometimes I pack bond immediately and try my wife's patience attempting to sneak another largish dog into our already largish dog home.