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Remaking this post since I’m pretty sure it got deleted, and a lot of people found it very helpful. This is a medical diagram of before and after bottom surgery for trans femmes.
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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
#i just eat straight salt sometimes#not sure if i actually need it anymore#but as a kid i sure Craved That Mineral#i would take a bit from the salt mug and put it in my palm and eat it off my fingertip like fun dip
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THAT'S NOT. HOW MORMON. HELL. WORRRRKS [throws everything across the room with my psychic powers]
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#offhand no#BUT i can count them#i have 3 on my mom's side#23 on my dad's side#i didn't meet some of them till i was an adult#the youngest is probably a toddler#I'm the oldest on both sides
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KPDH songs are stuck in my head like a parasite. Jesus. Can't a girl get some sleep?
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the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
#if the idea didn't absolutely gross me out i would sell feet pics or something#but... ew.#don't think about me that way#I'm an art piece#not intended to be viewed through a sexual lens by anyone except a devoted partner#anyway y'all who are comfortable with all that get your 💰#I'll stay broke and blissfully unaware of anyone sexualizing me
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Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.
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The worst parts of everything today:
my mom is home safe and I'm still Big Mad and SUPER stressed out. I did not get enough sleep last night and I'm too worked up to sleep now. I can't even stop clenching my jaw.
Big Negative Emotions = Big Cry (this happens only once every several months for me, and it's the only time I really cry.)
Also I have No Fucking Therapist. I don't have anyone to talk to about how I'm feeling. Just places to vent.
I haven't been able to convince myself to shower because our water heater stopped working and today isn't hot enough to take a cold shower.
The only people who could help me regulate my emotions with a hug don't fucking exist. (my dad is dead and I don't have a partner. Being touched by anyone else would just make me more angry.)
I might have to tell my d&d group that I can't play tonight because I don't think I can get into the right headspace to have any fun.
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Y'all I am so upset with my mom right now.
She knew it was a batshit idea and didn't tell me because she knew I would tell her it was batshit. She told literally all my other siblings (who live nearby) and they didn't bat a fucking eyelash, so they'll get an earful too (except the one sister who knew about the date and didn't know it would be overnight; she will be spared a bit of wrath).
My True Crime-loving, paranoid as hell mother went on a first date. TO A MAN'S HOUSE. TO SPEND THE NIGHT.
They hadn't even met in person yet!
I'm gonna have an aneurism. I'm already planning for a worst-case scenario.
(I'm gonna need to figure out how to sell a fucking house that I can't afford the mortgage on. I'm gonna have to give away my cats. I'm gonna have to ask my boss if I can live in her basement because I can't afford actual rent. My brother will need to find somewhere else to live.)
And I already know she's gonna say "I feel so judged!" GOOD. YOU ARE BEING JUDGED. AND MY JUDGEMENT IS THAT YOU'RE RECKLESS AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS.
#my sister in Arizona was entirely unaware that mother even PLANNED a date#she sent us his name and address and phone number#BUT THAT CHANGES NOTHING#That just means if she goes missing we know who to hunt down
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#''you're too loud''#*judgy mean girl stare*#''you're crying? what are you- five?''#*deprecating laughter*#there's more but i don't remember it all 🙃#middle school and my grandfather were brutal
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''Everyone at school is afraid of my girlfriend'' - Short Comic
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Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
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Oh hey. I learned a bit of magic at the jewelry store that I’ve forgotten to share, please pass the blessing along.
Have you ever had a knot or tangle in a metal chain? Especially the very fine ones, it can be impossible to work them out with your fingers.
My friends, all you need is a thumbtack. In a pinch, a toothpick, needle, or any fine thin stick will do. I have never been defeated by a knot with a thumbtack in hand.
You stick the pointy end into the trickiest part of the knot and slowly just work it in. The knot loosens around it, and I’ve used this metaphor for acupuncture too because it’s the same principle to me.
But anyway, I’ve untangled chains women brought in that have been stuck multiple hellish kinks and knots for decades. It never fails to astonish them, and honestly it’s fun. Very tricky knots can take longer but it always works.
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