#I HATE MYSELF /j

[justachoker]

Happy birthday, Choker!

[midgetmoth]

I love not being able to sleep. I just cleaned up my entire room off the pure drive of doing anything but sleeping. To top it all off, I even threw in my blankets and pillow sheets to get washed. So even if I wanted to go to bed right now, I have sealed my fate for the next hour. I am unable to rest due to my own actions. I am my own worse enemy.

[aquafire2008]

Why are some people so oblivious?!?!

[katescribblesabit]

Bro I was so hoping for Missa to log in yesterday while Phil was on. He said Friday and Phil streamed longer than usual, where was this wet cat?

I even had a mini dream where missa did log on and both him and Phil where really existed to see each other. Phil was all like ‚OHH quick quick! come home I’m about to log off nooOOoo‘

And missa being missa running over from the new Mexican town by Roier and screaming. (Somehow they could hear each other)

But I woke up before they made it! Even my brain is teasing me with pissa crumbs what is this! I was so delulu when I woke up I thought it actually happened and I was just thinking about it but at last it’s wasn’t.. a bit disappointing but oh well.

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

I just thought of the best Poptropica crossover ships: Dr. Hare x Dr. Two-Brains, and Myron Van Buren x Van Pelt

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Jingle jangle hey Chris Kringle

[sincerecinnamon]

mmmmmmm wave*

explodes from gay thoughts like a grape in a micheal wave

[xxradzxx]

Man these find the difference games are getting pretty damn hard.

[nomx33]

when I laugh at dick jokes it's less because penis (plural) are funny it's more of the fact that the word just is funny to me

I think all of the words that you can replace penis with are funny and you can bring that up with my attorney !

His name is Dick Weinerson

[malebreastfeeding]

OMG totally sooo me when I totally forget the post I was about to do

[emacrow]

Young justice league and danny in a mysterious dark labyrinth.

"You just had to touch that artifact.." Konner said flatly as they were dumped in the middle of the deep dark dank labyrinth. Dick is still trying to get comms to come back but there was nothing as it seem the labyrinth was anti-electricity as every phone was dead including the back up tater.

"Does anyone see anything to light a match or flame?" Dick asked to the other members while danny remained quiet. Only for Konner's face to brighten up and grabbed danny by his waist, and shaking him at high speed for a moment before setting him back down.

Danny's whole body suddenly illuminate a bright neon green tone color lighting up the room immediately.

"Ho-." Wally was about to question how the heck danny able to do that.

"Remember that ride at Disney that spins you around, up and down and sideways?." Konner said with a amusing smile.

[umblrspectrum]

i think the idea of v finding uzis last name hilarious is a really funny one

[the-travelling-witch]

au where yuu is originally from a pokémon region, so when crowley goes “you’re our beast tamer now” they just shrug and think to themselves “alright, unconventional name but business as usual i guess” until they realise there are no pokémon here

yuu throwing a pokéball at overblot riddle and watching it bounce off: …

riddle: …

ace, deuce, cater, trey: …

yuu: see normally this solves like 99% of my problems, so idk what you want me to do here… grim, use flamethrower

[jerswayman]

"what!? you got a warning? for jumping and things?" "for coming in too hot"

[ahllohehn]

the most self-indulgent losercore au ive ever made (please dont ever try to understand it. just know its an moba esports au)

[themushroomprince03]

The joy of finally finding a Cherik fanfic with Prof. X in a wheelchair vs. the crushing disappointment when the fic randomly becomes ableist for no reason