#I DONT NEED FUCKING THERAPY
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I hate when you take a fun online quiz and it gives u this little thing at the beginning like 'this quiz is just for fun! The results don't mean anything!' And then you get the result and itz like 'if you feel you answered these questions correctly, please seek mental health assistance. Talk therapy and/or psychiatric assistance might be beneficial' BITCH I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS QUIZ WAS FOR FUN I DID NOT ASK FOR DOCTORS ORDERS TO BE BRAINWASHED
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Dolores is the representation of Five's soul. She is the symbol of the human aspects that he values most about himself, his ability to love, his ability to care and suffer, but above all his loyalty. It's his way of reminding himself that he's not just an animal and/or, later, a weapon... and there's just something so twisted and abrupt about the way they decided to kill that fragile strategy of preserving that kind part of himself. because the affair only made him literally and symbolically betray his soul
#he need therapy not kissing his brother's wife#dont come at me#i know dolores is a coping mechanism#my point is that now hes just more fucked up than before#number five#forget it#s4 is not canon
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traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy
#starscream is terrified that he feels kind of getting for thinking de@ththre#@ts at metalhawk#and bumblebee is terrified that he doesnt feel any guilt at all#and only one other bot knows it so the accomplice must be destroyed any gaslighting distactable means possible#' YOU need THERAPY' ' NO yOU NEED THERAPY. ' ' I DONT NEED THERAPY. I JUST FILMED AN AD FOR MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS'#' fat fuck probably took up 29 cameras to film just you'#' THE TITAN. DIDNT. CHOOSE. YOU'#and then they both say keep yourself safe bcs theyre just so kind#me drawing starscream like an scp : now THIS is secy to me !!!#bee is an scp too they were Made for each other otter#starscream who everyone sees as an scp: everyone screams cries runs away tells to get help#bee: literally just a guy who happens to be a bitch. what happened to having fun and whimsy in this world anymore :\#bee who everyone sees as their lil friend nothing more : uoughhh so cute the smol protecc him omg!!#starscream: he kicked me while i was down & told me he hoped that made me infertile#' hes a fucking little bitch is what he is. im gonna get him pregnant now.' real life starscream quote Real i was maccadam.#maccadam#starscream#bumblebee#tf idw#idw scumbag bee enjoyer#metalhawk#whatever he has like no content anyways ill include him ig#transformers#starbee#the way i made shipart then almost forgot to tag the ship#GUILTY* KIND OF GUILTY* bruh
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you ask the most superstitious men with attachment issues to the comfort of worn equipment what their oldest piece of equipment is and sometimes you get "im not a weirdo like that" sometimes you get "i still use a girdle"
naturally maffhew could not be a part of this because well you know...
#aleksander barkov#sam bennett#adam boqvist#jesper boqvist#jonah gadjovich#aj greer#spencer knight#anton lundell#eetu luostarinen#niko mikkola#evan rodrigues#mackie samoskevich#nate schmidt#carter verhaeghe#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#once again. the ghost of symphony frobby haunts us all.#i do also have to mention maffhew bio jock in training#babys first crime against humanity (rank jock)#i didnt realise benny used a girdle until he said it and i went no yeah now i notice it#“i used to be more strict about gear” sasha arent you still one of the only handful of players who dont use interchangeable blades#“but now i just like whatever and im going to get used to it” this sounds like hes talking himself through exposure therapy#all the finns sans sasha still having a piece of equipment from when they played in liiga#the sentimentality...#yeah mikksy changed out his pads he had such cute turquoise trim ones i adored them :(#roddy saying “im not weird like that” is SO FUCKING RICH#swaggy having 12 year old shoulder pads this isnt a competition but congrats youre not beating your built like an accountant allegations#not changing them at all... since he was 17...#no one needs to know how old that jock is maffhew thats why he wasnt asked
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hey guys if i see another billdip vs billford poll i might ram my fist through my head <3 in fact can we stop with the comparison altogether lol. CLEARLY theyre the same but also completely different we’ve all elaborated enough on that. idc which one u like they both equally suck because bill is the worst. now lets go back to making whichever one we like better (for some weird unknowable reasons) kiss in our heads and go about our day. PLEASE
#billdip#not tagging the other ones cuz theyre mean to us#but listen i truly dont care. canon not canon WHO CARESSSSS ITS A FUCKING TRIANGLE#’its pedophilia’ please go outside for once in ur life genuinely im worried about u#i think we should worry less about which ship is better and more about what shipping either says about our mental state#im betting 90% of us grew up with a narcissistic parent LMAO#ok enough diagnosing i wont waste my degree here#but seriously excuse my harsh tone this is all in good fun#i like making fun of how absurd this is#tldr we all need therapy and also our favorite ship is based#i am a billdip tho for life theyre my bread and butter and if u dont understand Well. u just werent meant to. but trust me its glorious#i wish u could get it#canon is as real as these characters are. meaning its not
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EDIT: after bein explaimed to the affects lobotomy can have on someone, ill have to amend this post by sayin i would not lobotomize the joker. i would srill do SMTH, jus not like. . . this. makin this edit as i still agree w alot here aside from the lobotomy and vegetable comment(which have neen explained to me as ableist). also another reason for this edit is so others can see this w out me havin to take this down but also so i dont have to do major edits whilst half asleep 👍
ngl of i was Batman i woulda lobotomized the joker i,f he kill my son. fuck him, and fuck Superman! that mfer aint finna srop me
Supes: u cant kill the joker
me: ik that y ima lobotomize him, he killed my son. u think ima let him get away w that?
tbh i woulda lobotomized him the 2nd time he commited mass murder ngl, i ain fuckin round w thqt shit. Barbaras not gonna become disabled bc of him, Tim aint gonna become joker jr, amd Jason sure as hell aint finna die bc the jokers gonna become a fuckin vegetable when Dick is still Robin
ALSO i woulda gotten therapy the moment i realized i was fuckin up Dicks n i's relationship. i woulda offered him to join me in some family therapy n not do wut emotionally constipated Bruce "I am Vengence" Wayne did tf
#dc batman#dc robin#dc#dcu#jason todd#dick grayson#barbara gordon#tim drake#bruce wayne#superman#BRUCE NEEDS TO GO TO THERAPY#HE LOWKEY FUCKED UP HIS KIDS EVEN THO HE LOVES THEM#therapy#the batkids need it too#me if i was batman#fr fr#but genuinely Bruce wtf#like u dont gaf bout the law#y u let spues stop u from killin the joker???#o i forgot to tag him#ugh#the joker#ig 🙄#genuinely fuck the joker tho#except lego joker bc hes chiller than the movie jokers#also yea#i capped all the names except jokers#that bitch gets NO respect from me#FUCK the joker#all my homies HATE the joker
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this scene makes me need to lay down. goddddd.
sometimes i get the sense that reid is more attached to gideon than gideon is to reid. obviously they both serve as surrogates for the family member each is estranged from (gideon is estranged from his son and reid is estranged from his dad) but.
you know. reid clings to gideon, not physically but emotionally, and i think a lot of his wellbeing at the start of the series relies on gideon's presence. gideon almost certainly knows the most about reid out of anyone on the team—i don't think canon ever says that reid has told gideon about diana, but i would imagine he has—and i think reid feels understood by him in a way he doesn't by other people, even compared to the rest of the team who (mostly) try their best. i think he also tends to try to be as good and deserving as possible of gideon's presence, since he definitely at least partially feels like his father left because he wasn't good enough.
on the flipside, while gideon definitely sees reid as a son, he's...not the best dad. i think we see him repeating a lot of the mistakes that drove a wedge between him and stephen with reid, and i think that had mandy patinkin stayed on, we would have gotten a larger parallel there. he holds him at arms length, trying not to get too close, although he definitely cares about him more than he lets on and the mask slips sometimes, like this moment and on the plane after ldsk.
#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s01e12#what fresh hell#spencer reid#jason gideon#spencer reid & jason gideon#character analysis#scene analysis#i guess#theres a darker argument that gideon lets himself show these moments of affection to keep reid attached to him#and i can see that and on some level i agree but i dont think its intentional#while reid tries to make himself good enough for gideon to stick around#gideon naturally tends towards distance and being quite aloof but#knowing that that's part of what drove stephen away#he lets these small moments happen in hopes that reid will stick around in the hope of more#they are mirrors#do you see the vision#fucked up old man who needs therapy + fucked up young man who needs therapy = ideal father/son relationship#a decent amount of this is extrapolation and personal feelings abt the characters#hopefully its not too out there#gideon & reid#favourites#criminal minds 1x12
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15x9 "The trap"
Way to break my heart you little shit.
This reminds me so much of that "I'm not a violent dog. I don't know why I bite" AND IT'S FUCKING KILLING ME!!
Also I love Jensen's acting so fucking much. He does such great facial expressions and he tells so much with his eyes, it's so gooooood ahhgggg
#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#dean and cas#dean needs therapy#i dont know why i bite#dean and castiel's profound bond#sad man#jensen fucking ackles#jensen ackles#good acting
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armand: he's fine, he's just fine, oh he's FINE, YOU'RE fine, this is FINE, WE'RE ALL F I N E
narrator: at this point in time, things were very NOT fine.
#interview with the vampire amc#armand#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#the narrator would like some therapy#everything is fine#NOTHING RIGHT NOW IS FINE#THIS IS FINE GIF OF EVERYTHING ON FINE#armand please calm down#or you know dont and get freaky with daniel#CAN YOU JUST FUCK OLD MAN DANIEL#at one point i do need armand to say its fine to old man daniel#narrator: i too am very not fine#iwtv
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Having to block everyone who has "wincest dni" in their bio not because I ship wincest (because I have come to the conclusion that I actually don't) but because I do think it'd be fun to poke around at the very real weirdness of their relationship that I've noticed in the show so far. And I'm 99% sure that my poking around will get seen as shipping.
#andiv3r rambles#incest mention#stupid because i Don't ship them. i dont want them to kiss or whatever i just think they're Weird and would like to acknowledge that#and maybe play around with it . and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.#but nobody in any fandom wants to play anymorree#like im sorry they're weird. im sorry they got repeatedly assumed to be a couple just within the first and second season#and then compared to bonnie and clyde. and then !#. “an old married couple.”#and also there was the “just brothers” comment which i've spent so long ranting about that i'm sure all my friends are sick of hearing about#how what i'm sure was some writer's intention of doubling down on the “look they're SO not having weird gay incestuous feelings for one#another“#MAJORLY backfired and instead implied that the incest was more of a possibility. whereas just about ANY other phrasing wouldn't have.#i dunno. i dunno! once again i don't ship them . but i do think they're weird about one another. codependent maybe? dean specifically says#that he couldn't continue living if sam dies. they both try to sell their own souls to keep the other one alive#which again!! doesnt imply incest necessarily!! but it does imply Weirdness! they ARE weird!#probably a lot to do with their upbringing. but like. they are Weird. they behave strangely and act like they Need one another#which is Not normal for a sibling bond 👍#but yeah . yeah i'm rambling now. it's whatever.#tl;dr i don't ship them but their relationship is Canonically Weird And Abnormal and i think it's unfair to ask me to ignore that#and just go “haha they're so Brother. they're so Regular Normal Sibling.” because they're Not#they have that sibling bond that makes me go “aha#these are clearly brothers“#but then they say and do shit that makes me just want to grab the nearest person and scream ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT#WHAT DO YOU MEAN “she knows your weakness. it's me” STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO YOUR BROTHER. THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!#. ahem. anyway. yeah. sorry#i can't wait till i get to later seasons and castiel shows up because i've heard im going to Like him#and also because Gay People#but for now i'm rotating sam and dean around in my mind in a microwave and Wishing i could put them in therapy together#because they Need to learn how to not be so strange and odd about one another in an unhealthy way
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went window shopping in those baggy jeans nct love so much
#had the absolute worst time at therapy lmfaooooooooooo like making progress but it was so triggering! so i needed a few hours of just#headphones on looking at prettie stuff#want that lilla my hat so bad u dont get itttttttt i found a whole ass MUMIN STORE literally cried#anyways#love the proportions of this fit i love wearing this sweater w the cropped jacket and also big pants i love volume#however i wish the cold would fuck off so i don’t have to wear winter clothes anymore thanks#also last thing i wanna say i need my hair cut BAD#u can rb etc etc#visage
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there are 2 reasons why gus should've killed zenoheld in ep 39:
1. he, i assume, would've ended up covered in blood, which is very hot, which means that when he would've returned, spectra would've probably started making out with him immediately, bc personally if the most perfect and prettiest man in the universe killed for me and came home covered in blood i would have lost my mind, and i assume spectra would too (this is the most important reason)
2. zenoheld sucks or smth idk
#for legal reasons this is all a joke#they're both a little fucked up but they love each other#i spent 20 minutes deciding whether to post this but ive decided fuck it we ball. no i dont need therapy#im also ignoring all the potential consequences of killing zenoheld that early on#i am NOT tagging this only my followers get the consequences of following me. u guys signed up for this#i am so sorry to everyone#i know there wouldn't be any blood in bakugan but we are. ignoring that. for the sake of me being down atrociously#yes im a lesbian yes im down atrociously for a fictional man what abt it
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Y'know guys?
I always wondered what Bill's 3d version would look like if it was a cone instead of a pyramid.
Listen, the pyramid makes sense. But goddamn I wanna see his ice cream ass 💀💀
I mean, atleast he'd have a hole?
#gravity falls#help 💀#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#billford#i dont need sleep i need answers#don't ask#dont look at me#my mind is fucked#i need therapy#seriously#what the fuck are these tags??#what is wrong with me#???#if there's a hole#there's a goal#aaaaand post
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the doctor isnt neurodivergent or autistic or adhd or nonbinary or genderqueer or asexual. what the doctor is, is Not From Here
#which necessarily of course says something abt their (non)whiteness#(i had all these words in quotation marks first so mentally add those to whiteness too)#but we've them be black for all of 1.5 episode now so#lets see how that develops you know#also i dont think i understand the politics of that part well enough to say much abt it#not that i probably understand the politics of these parts better but#im annoyed enough abt this Thing happening these years. in these 20s i guess. the 'representation' thing#to complain abt it anyway#the dsm isnt real and it isnt gonna fuck you buddy#maybe i'll read some books and then one day i'll write an essay driven by spite and pettiness#i wonder if i can make the thesis statement about the tension between their status of main character#in a 60 year running family adventure show vs this therapy thing we're doing now#like. you cant do that. in terms of like. what story is and does. what a character is and does. it strains#in an interesting way. like im not saying they Shouldnt have done it. im just observing. that you cant do that really. i think#or maybe you can! but i'll find that out#i also dont know shit abt narratology or whatever so. need to read books first. sigh#always have to pause my thoughts to read myself in first its so annoying. esp bc i rarely really do#bc then new thoughts new things to do you cant do EVERYTHING. you can do almost nothing. bane of my existence really#but like you might even be able to say smth interesting here about whether you can call them traumatised at all#remember that article i saw around on tumblr a few years ago i think that was abt like. some scholar in the middle east maybe#saying that ptsd is a western thing bc it necessitates a Post#all of this is western. psychiatry is western. its all stories. how you conceptualise trauma is a story#whos Other is story#where youre from is a story what you stand for is a story who you are is a story#ah. checked the article. dr samah jabr. palestinian. i'll start with her book maybe
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Anyway,
Elain and Azriel are each other's light and make each other happy.
#elriel#why does azriel need therapy before a relationship when no one else does?#never mind the fact that antis constantly say they want lucien to be happy and dont think of elain#why is it elain's job to make lucien happy but not azriel?#elain and azriel already make EACH OTHER HAPPY YOUR HONOR#that's why i ship them#everyone and their mama needs therapy in prythian#but they don't have good healthcare#guess they'll have to fuck it out
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Day 272 | id in alt
Kugisaki, being physically aggressive to captured and sedated curses isn't helping anybody but you girl.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#shoko ieri#shoko ieiri#what the fuck#i love making Kugisaki a menace its funny to me#dont ask whats going on with the background. its held together with hopes and dreams and a meager knowledge of it at all#im trying yo do backgrounds well I HAVE REFERENCES it just dosent connect at times#its like therapy when she antagonizes curses#not that she needs therapy maybe
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