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firebuug · 1 year ago

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13, 14 and 31 for the uncommon oc questions? for whatever ocs come to mind first

(also A and B for the creator questions for whoever comes to mind too :> )

before i look at the questions UHHH ill choose eva and centi because theyre bouncing in my head (eva bc brainrot centi bc hes my icon).

13. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

eva was raised as a little nestie boy and in my mind very fancy rich colors are always light and pastel like marble and stuff and my brain always sees him dressed in white. i think he thinks he looks most dapper in white. maybe even gray. monochromes mostly because its hard to coordinate an outfit when your hair is fuckin Blue and you don't want to look like a stupid clown.

i however am in the impression that eva would look nice in red. and golds. and pale greens. and black. i just like eva

centi does NOT CARE in fact he HATES UNNECESSARY HUMAN CONSTRUCTS. what do you MEAN i cant go out to the supermarket in the human's PAJAMAS eva you are an IDIOT a FOOL a DOG to abiding to such STUPID human standards i am CONSERVING MY ENERGY . he doesn't care....but i guess he'd like colors that help him stealth or that he's had on him as a centipede bug

14. What animal do they fear most?

i . have never thought of this. UH. man i feel like animals are weird in PMworld. do they have zoos. obviously they have animals bc a lot of abnos are animal based but like. are they frequent. do people go to the zoos and see lions anymore. man. anyways i think if Eva met a chimp he would be scared. i feel like if he saw a hippo he'd be kinda scared. i dont think he'd be scared of horses he'd think theyre beautiful. i think, to a city dweller, animals arent as scary as the Daily Horrors you face, but at the same time, eva is a nestie what animals is he seeing? birds?? white eye crust dogs??????? lizards????? i think he'd be scared of snakes. oh my god he'd be scared of snakes. OH MY GOD HIS BOYFRIEND DISTORTS INTO A GIANT SNAKE BUG i think he'd be scared of snakes. i don't think he'd like bugs but he is fine with taking bugs out in a cup or throwing a newspaper at them but i think his parents kept his childhood house as bug-free as possible

centi is scared of anything that is scarier than him because it usually means it is a stronger devil than him. he is a predator bug outside of his fiend form and eats other bugs that are weaker and is very scary but he'd know his fucking place in front of Spider Devil or some shit. also he would probably not like dogs and cats. anything that poses a threat to a little centipede. however. as a human somehting like a bird? he laughs at now. dogs and cats? those can still fuck him up and put him in his place (owww scratches)

31. Who are they the most glad to have met?

theres very obvious answers here. but genuinely even if they annoy him sometimes or make his work harder eva does appreciate meeting his friends and his future bf at lobcorp because, if he had worked here for this long without making friends with ANYONE. no matter what he tells himself he would have been so much more miserable. having friends isnt what he came here for but its what happened and hes grateful that his friends somehow didnt get tired of him and put up with his rocky beginnings because he doesn't know if he wouldve ever found joy in this work without them

he is also, as expected, very glad to have met julian because otherwise after the wing fell he probably would have no other reason to be on this earth other than "maybe make weird art until you run out of money and starve". jules kind of rocked his mindset too and helped him realize the people around him at the corp Arent just dumb npcs who are expendable, they are Human and Mortal and Will Die. they experience emotion just like him. and even if they ar einsufferable they are human and you will ifnd yourself crying when they die even if you only knew them as the guy from info team who made your life worse. he cant fester in hatred and hope someone innocent eats shit because one day theyll die and he'll be stuck with those emotions, and not everyone comes back like jules did

centi.... well. this is mostly just inner oc stuff with my friend and i's ocs hehe. but he is happy to meet another bug devil like him. because well...i like to think theres SOme sort of solidarity in being a scary bug. maybe hes a bit jealous. but then theyre just..homies. he doesnt have to face the isolation of feeling like an eldrich monstrosity living in some dudes apartment and getting yelled at for being an eldritch monstrosity and being Different and being Caged in a Stupid Inferior Human Body God FUcking Damn It alone. he has another bug guy going thru the same. we must imagine the bug fiends happy

also despite how much he despises eva at first he eventually realizes this weird as fuck THing is actually. not killing him. this is a devil hunter yet he's making me a grilled cheese. whats wrong with hinm. i can throw his stuff around and he can get upset but he will still let me sleep in his house and stand up for me. whats wrong with him. eventually he will slowly warm up to him...but he'll still bother him. thats what fiends do

A) Why are you excited about this character?

for eva? I DONT KNOW . I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!! HES JUST SOME DUDE!!!! BUT I GAVE HIM MY LOVE FOR MUSIC MY LOVE FOR FISH AND GAVE HIM MULTIPLE NEUROSES AND NOW I LOVE HIM . THE FUCK. i also really love his distortion. just. grips heart. a lot of my ocs and stories have this theme of isolation, i guess it's something i like to explore a lot, and considering eva is a (count with me) autistic transgender mentally ill born-rich kid who was raised kind of sheltered from the full extent of horrors and Forced to go down a pre-determined path from birth . and not only that but he becomes even more of a fish out of water post-lobcorp and literally experiences the isolation of not even having a true god reach him through the metal walls of the corporation. idk. i think he's pretty isolationcore and neurosispilled and his distortion is fun because YES WE CAN FINALLY GO APESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! CATHARSIS!!! BUT PAIN AND GRIEF MANIFESTED INTO A PHYSICAL BLIND RAMPAGED BEING!!!!!

centi because he is a fucking BUG!!!!!! AND HES EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HES SILLY!!!!!!!!!!! CARTOONISHLY EVIL FREAK WHO USED TO BE A LEGIT THREAT!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!! and not only that HE SHARES A BODY WITH THE POLAR OPPOSITE AND IS A HORRIBLE MONSTER BEING FORCED TO LIVE AMONG HUMA---god damn it its another isolation and not fitting in story. BUG DYSPHORIA

B) What inspired you to create them?

nothing crazy here- eva was randomly generated employee number 2 in my lobcorp facility, i grew attached to him thru keeping him alive and also i liked his grumpy little face. survived to the very end of my playthrough, and juleva started as a crackship but i did like their dynamic a lot..................... things just escalated from there

centi because ummm i made a csm au of my ocs and i wanted julian to be the Centipede Fiend to reference his distortion but i created a whole new personality for the Centipede Devil inside of him and went oh my god i love them, i need them to be a new person, i love them, oh my god

thanks so much for the opportunity to ramble! if you made it this far im marrying you.

#ask #anon #rambles #ocs #eva #centi

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orcelito · 2 years ago

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Ok it is officially a Bad Night haha

#speculation nation #negative/#im trembling very hard right now #vaguely negative mood turned to outright terror when someone on an otherwise empty street called out to me. telling me to 'come here'#and i entirely ignored him and sped away. and then a car was driving after me.#and i dont know if it was him but in that moment i was sure it was him and now im home and huddled in my bathroom #because i dont feel safe anywhere with windows #all i want is to be able to peacefully decompress outside but there are People there and they Shout #and no one's come banging on my door or windows but i am still paranoid that that dude followed me here and will have a grudge or SOMETHING #what an experience. all consuming terror that makes my legs feel like jelly.#feels very much like the double giant centipede experience lmfao. except a lot more paranoia inducing #well i guess the centipedes made me scared of my bathroom for a solid week. but that still wasnt in the Scared For My Life kind of way #the car was probably unrelated. they didnt slow at all when i veered into my apartment's lot #i was biking a different way than normal for. enrichment i guess.#but i couldnt even enjoy it bc i was fucking terrified for most of the way lol #god knows im never fucking heading that way at this time of night again #literally why would you call out to a random stranger like that. who looks like a small girl no less.#in what world would that be anything BUT terrifying??????#im fucking scared of men i dont know ESPECIALLY at night and E S P E C I A L L Y when theres no one else around #im calming down now. still nervous but no longer terrified. but holy fucking shit that was the Opposite of the decompressing i needed.#i miss having a balcony something Fierce. a controlled little section of outside for me to sit in.#just me and my basement and the stupid fucking bugs. ugh #bugs ment/

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harborchild · 4 years ago

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Harbor's AUs and OCs i guess

AUs:

Feral Children Colony- Six, after defeating the Lady, accidently crashes the Maw into the Forest/Wilderness' shores and the Children held captive break free an now theres jus a colony of feral children living in the wreckage of the Maw. this ones jus ment to be cute, RK lives cuz he was in the Hideaway when the Maw crashed, RK is the "leader" of the Colony because 1. nobody else wanted to and 2. he has experience from the Nomes. Six and Seven(RK) have an adorable protective sibling relationship, nobody knows if their actually related or not Tag: Feral Children Colony

Masked Six- this au exists because i really like the Rascal Mask and Six and Mono get to be mask buddies. the kids have their funky lil powers and are learning how to control and use them. Tag: Masked Six

Monster Friens- Mono an Six are both big signal tower Monsters but theyr still friens. RK is also there but hes still smol cuz he jus got snatched and he is very frighten. outside the Signal tower Shadow Six and Static/Shadow Mono ponder their funky new existance. Tag: Monster Friens

Pokemon- Six is a Mimikyu, Mono is a Phantump other than that its pretty much the same (if Mono's a phantump dose that mean Thin Man is a Trevnant?) The Maw is in a Giant Lapras Shell. Tag: LN Pokemon AU

Living Maw- where the Maw Itself is some kind of eldritch sea creature contained in a giant metal shell. occasionally peices of the hull fall off and expose the creature itself and also all the characters are creatures because i say so. it has a happy ending Tag: Living Maw

Littol Nightmares- i have no self control they are so smol and there are several of each of them. what is the term for a group of littl Sixes? a Poncho. and a Group o Monos is a Static. a Group of RKs is a Retreat (thanks to that anon for the lighthearted names nwn) i dunno theyr jus smol

Halloween AU- Magical and Spooky things happen around Halloween time. dolls, puppets and even static itself all comes to life!

Born of Blood- Six and Mono arrive at The Pale City, once a place of wonders and healing now fallen to ruin and Beasts, seeking a cure for Six's mysterious and painful sickness

Ghost Hunters- Mono can see (and Slightly Interact with) Ghosts, Six can pull her own Spirit out of her body to fight ghosts, RK is normal (no hes not thats a lie he has prophetic dreams) and RCG might know ghost-related magic, together they hunt ghosts!

Space Station AU- Six is a malfuctioing Repair Bot, Mono is a Secondary AI, both need to flee the stations that they are from, why not flee as a team? and why not collect more stray friends along the way?

OCs:

Crackle: (Any pronouns) Electric powred child who is the caretaker of The Harbor and child of The Generator

Matchstick: (She/It) Fire-Fond little girl, lives on the Maw, hair is naturally blond but is colored black with coal, Sibling to Petricor

Petricor: (He/Him) cannot say or spell his own name, very smol so so smol, baby, makes up stories about the places they explore, forgets they were makeing it up and gets upset about it, has survived purely off of stupildy dumb luck

The Inventor: (He/They/It) many armed very smart centipede man whos head is on backwards

Guise: (They/Them) Awful Creature. Rotten, empty little beast. a false child. Their own soul (or at least most of it) was stolen from them, leaving them acheingly empty and forceing them to take other's souls

Leech Prince: (It/They) kid who lives in the deepest darkest depths of the Maw, leeches dont attack them so they are the leech monach, can seemingly command the leeches

Scrunchy: (She/Her) lil nome. she cannot cook but nothing stops her from trying

The GateWalker: (Any Pronouns, They/Them prefrence) a strange little entity who cant remember who they were before they became the Gatewalker

Vernon: (It/They) cute little gremlin who dosent talk, but they do make critter noises! they like fruit and think Twig is cute!

Bagel: (He/They) Vernon's big bro! hes protective of Vernon and made a promise to protect them no matter what. He has heat powers and is resistant to high tempuratures! and wears a dragon-like mask!

Radio Kid: (He/It) Kid whos possessed by a Raido Frequency Entity whos got some grudges against The Signal

Shade and Fuz: (They/Them) a Shadow Kid and a Glitching Remain who are best buddies and also fused at the hand because theyr both ghostly and they held hands so much

H: (They/Them) Creature made by The Tower(hence the tv antennas and lack of facial features), lured away from the Pale City by The Maw, now serves the accursed ship, But is Friendly! I promise!

Grin: (It/Its) Gremlin born after the world fell appart, which resulted in their face being...strange. wears masks to hide their face. also got kicked out of home by its parent to "show it how the world is"

Reven: (They/He/It) Bird child, has wings, unknown if they can fly, lives in a graveyard and frequents an abbandoned hot topic with their flock or twisted ravens, throw rocks at people, and get chased. alot

Mosquito Kid: (it/he/she) Vampire, responds to any name directed at her, silent type, kills with little to no warning, constantly deadpan

Vector: (she/her) LOUD angery wasp child, has a poisoned stinger-dagger, you'll hear her coming, loud and screams and lots of threats of killing, often gets kills stolen from her by MK because shes so loud, also she has wasp wings

This List will prolly be updated. unless i can have some self control. which i dont. self control? whats that? a salad dressing?

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adorable-deku · 4 years ago

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👾Do you believe in aliens?🐞Are you afraid of insects? And if so, which ones?

i mean. theres gotta be aliens somewhere. the visible universe is 14 billion light years in all directions. it would be foolish and arrogant to believe that humans are the Only Ones. if we arent talking about intelligent life, then the possibilities are even higher. they just gotta be out there!!! also there may be forms of life that we are currently unaware of because of our Earth-centric standards of what a 'living being' is. i always thought abt that when i was watching star trek like!!! ur in a whole nother galaxy who says that lifeforms must be carbon-based!!

as far as bugs go,,, for the most part im okay with them as long as they dont touch me. giant centipedes, cockroaches, and those big ass black beetles!?? get out of here!! i shudder if they get Near me. not hesitation when it comes to killing a cockroach in this household. crickets are cool except when there are a lot of them. cicadas are too fucking loud. i am! a fan of bees and praying mantises and spiders. spiders are all so fucking cool and orchid mantises?? out of this world if u havent heard of them PLEASE look them up

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synthaphone · 5 years ago

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reposting my pokemon opinions from earlier now that i can put them underneath a read more. they’re a giant text wall; i’m sorry

rapidash looks like it’s going to bully me at the mall food court. im SO disappointed; i really wanted a more heraldic looking unicorn and rapidash is literally just like. the most boring possible unicorn, regular rapidash is more interesting and i never really liked it that much either. i think the only way it could be more boring is if they took away the purple hair on the hooves

loving those birds though, especially the second stage. i think the fossils concept is going to be wildly unscientific compared to past fossils, but probably interesting- maybe they could play off the idea of how theres not always a consensus on what a creature was like, or innaccuracies of past irl reproductions?? that would make everything you resurrect a sort of frankenstein’s monster kind of deal- interesting concept though. looking forward to seeing those.

stage one squirrel doesnt appeal to me but its evolution does, LOVE big sheep and feel like its a huge improvement from wooloo, i like the second form of rolycoly but dont care for the third one at all. i like the centipede and the snakes from earlier. moth is fine, no big feelings. i think the yamper evo is cute, i like the shape of the ears. yeah its a boring dog, but i’m okay with that

stage one of ladybug is good ONLY if its looking over to the side and the white parts aren’t reflections... but after looking at the second stage, the white parts are reflections. so i guess i don’t like it actually, rip. second evolution is good though and the final is interesting? i prefer ledian but like. why not have another ladybug, sure

the moth caterpillar is wonderful. snom... don’t care as much for the full grown moth but its not bad

galarian stunfisk is a fun idea with a weird as hell design. guess im down for it but MAN thats like. i felt like the footprint marking on original stunfisk was really clever, and these ones are so obvious in comparison. why are the footprints markings paw shaped when the ‘lure’ is a pokeball?? does this stunfisk prey on pokemon who want to get caught by a trainer?? or pokemon who want to steal items???? anyway i dont mind too much really its just weird. i’m glad it exists and its a bear trap and that we got a stunfisk variant at all

#pokemon spoilers #pokemon swsh spoilers #swsh spoilers #swsh leaks #i need a text post tag

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tillman · 6 years ago

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hi i ranked every single dark souls 1 character by who i think is the most kissable . its 79 characters all with a description of why theyre at the place theyre at with images for reference :-) its all under cut for u to enjoy.. thank u

this is all my opinion cus hehe im making the list but also im god so this is fact now .

counting down because u know what ! buildup is fun and i have to start off with everyones most favorite:

GWYN - 79

im kidding. fuck gwyn and everything he stands for. he wouldnt even be a good kisser he doesnt have FUCKING LIPS

SEATH - 78

oh you really wanna kiss the incel dragon who kidnaps ladies for his weird experiements?? yeah?? who are you, big hat logan?

EINGYI - 77

heres one i wont get hate for: this fucking asshole . die bastard . he cant even kiss his face is all infected and gross!

KAATHE - 76

he sucks.

SMOUGH - 75

not only is he too big to kiss! hes a cannibal!! hed eat you!!!! thats no kiss i want!

MANUS - 74

listen i know yall love daddies and all that but hes manipulative and not a nice person so id watch out. i GUESS hes kissable as he was a human before but def not a good kiss

BED OF CHAOS - 73

its just some vines that sometimes set on fire!! If it were still the witch of izalith she would be probally in the 20s as shes a good person who tried very hard to help the world but in this state... u cant even kiss her!

FRAMPT - 72

better than kaathe but the whole no lips and being a manipulative snake monster really throws me off and shoves him down at the bottom

FINA (GODDESS OF LOVE/BEAUTY (?)) - 71

(mentioned character - no image sorry :-( )

Listen as much as im all for love, this is love u dont want ! just trust me dont be lautrec dont do it you dont want to kiss fina listen to me. please dont kiss fina.

VINCE AND NICO - 70

way of the white members are NOTABLY unkissable but these guys. are just so boring. theyll be your white bread boyfriend as neil would say... bad kissers and bad people!

LAUTREC - 69

aw fuck wait can i make another character 69 he doesnt deserve it. anyways not only is he not over his ex (fina) hed probally gut you and steal your lunch money half way through the kiss anyways so whats the point . thats not how u treat a lover idiot

CENTIPEDE DEMON - 68

it eats your face and you die. next pleaaase

PETRUS - 67

another way of the white cleric. he at least starts off nice and he says fuck rich people but also he let that happen to rhea and i fucking hate his guts so no.

PALADIN LEEROY - 66

out of all the way of the white idiots hes the best in that he wears armor and seems cool but its the way of the white man. i cant get past that. sorry leeroy at least your armor is cool. he probably hasnt kissed someone in hundreds of years anyways

MOONLIGHT BUTTERFLY - 65

delicate ... but beautiful! i dunno how to smooch it but i def would if i could ! i dont think it can kiss back but, o well! we all have flaws

IRON GOLEM - 64

it cant kiss back but its COOL and can throw me like a javelin so like . yeehaw id smooch its little face place

UNDEAD MERCHANTS (BOTH) - 63

between moss and yulia i think they got enough on their plates! plus since theyre so hollowed, i dont think they have any lips to kiss back with!

INGWARD - 62

hes not like . bad persay but also i dont trust him after he helped with new londo. cool design tho. i wanna kiss that bird beak mask

JEREMIAH - 61

was a bullfrog, and never took off his crown long enough to kiss another person...... i feel like if he did though! oh boy!!!

Asylum Demon + Demon Firesage + Stray Demon - 60

more kissable than some bosses, but still not the greatest lips. good butts though on all of them.... so i guess thats fr u kinky people

SNUGGLY THE CROW - 59

(no image shes a crow)

please stop drawing her as an anime girl shes literally just a grow that likes warm things oh my god you freaks be nice to her

BIG HAT LOGAN - 58

hes hard to kiss around the hat! and on that note hes pretty much taken with his obsession with seath. good luck! hes nice though so better than most of this list so far

GAPING DRAGON - 57

ranked so high because past its giant underbelly of teeth and destruction is this very tiny head which i think is so funny i cant help but want to kiss its little snoot.... hehe baby

PRINCE RICARD - 56

oh now were actually getting into kissable range! ricard is a prince (maybe even of astora... kissability increase.) so his high ranking might get you some kissability points, but the hollowing is gonna lower that. 4/10 no kissable lips!

4 KINGS - 55

whats better than a prince..... a king... whats better than a king.................. 4 KINGS! just watch out for their overly anime spiky armor and the fact their in a never ending void nightmare but they do have faces so thats points above the rest!

SALAMAN - 54

(mentioned character only! sorry!)

hmmmm we dont learn much about him other than he was close with quelana and he was ............ hot! hes a pyromancer. being of the great swamp pushes him down a bit because he prolly smells like his name sake but u know what ! maybe hes cute! we cant be sure! hes in the running at least!

TAURUS DEMON - 53

hmm... bad lover.... good kisser................................................... the things i do for big beefy demon love.

GOUGH - 52

While you cant kiss gough cus all the sap in his helmet i cant bare to put him lower than he is hes just so sweet. a kiss on his helmet because i love him so much

NITO - 51

while he cant kiss back, nito deserves a kiss or two! plus he has a lot of hands so u can hold his hands and be hugged at the same time and u know what that might be just as good as a nice kiss. good on you nito!

STONE DRAGON - 50

again a non kisser........ damn beaks! the stone dragon does need a kiss though. they havent seen another living soul in years down in ash lake! so im giving them points on that alone.

VAMOS - 49

like the last two.... no lips! vamos though makes up for it in his charm and wit, and his exceptional skill in smithing! so even without lips to kiss, you still should kiss vamos! hes a good friend

ARIAMIS - 48

(mentioned !)

wow... a painter! and a skilled one at that! this man created the painted world used to keep priscilla safe and that is so noble it gives him points right off the bat! i feel like though, as an artist, he might be a bit weird about it. so watch out and be safe, but in the end, get free art and some free smooches out of him!

ELIZABETH - 47

thats my mom ... of course she gets a good cheek smooch for all her hard work keeping dusk safe!

DOMHNALL - 46

i love domhnall hes a good guy whos trying his best but also his mask is so fucking goofy i dunno if i can do it .

RICKERT - 45

as much as i think rickert would be a good kiss (hes smart, cute, and skilled!) he is trapped behind some bars willingly and probably wont let you in. i can dream though!

CEASLESS DISCHARGE - 44

if theres any boss that NEEDS a kiss its him. poor dude lost all his family and was turned into this laughing stock of a creature. youd probably burn your lips but .... please just be nice to him :-(

SHIVAS BODYGUARD - 43

ooo a strong yet silent type.... hes even cute under his mask! good kiss, but i feel like he might just care more about his actual job than a kiss ! hes dedicated !

CIARAN - 42

putting aside me knowing shed be a good kisser, i just understand she probably doesnt want a kiss right now, shes grieving over the loss of her friend and i respect her comfort. maybe a good pat on the shoulder and a cup of nice tea with her would be nice though!

PINWHEEL - 41

may seem like a weird choice to put a necromancer up so high on the list but.... honestly pinwheel needs some love. dude lost his whole family and in trying to revive them accidentally fused them to himself. while he might not be the best kisser, i honestly just wanna tell him everythings gonna be ok.

KIRK - 40

ok if you know me you KNOW how much it pains me to put kirk so low but. hes a busy guy! not only is he doing so much work to help out where he can with the fair lady, but you might just get pricked by his spiky armor while youre going in for the smooch! so, as much as he deserves a kiss for all his hard work, maybe pass until another time!

SIEGLINDE - 39

were getting there! she is just so strong... and so brave........ she may not even be undead! sieglinde is so strong and wonderful doing all that just to deliver a message to her unruly father, she deserves so many kisses! Shes got a lot on her plate though so please respect her......

BERENIKE - 38

(just mentioned!)

implied to be a huge strong knight who made it to even sens fortress! yes please !

BELL GARGOYLES - 37

hmmmmm,.......... if u can get past the whole lighting your face on fire, these are two loyal gargoyles! that seems pretty good to me!

BEATRICE - 36

a wonderful helpful witch friend! she is so nice to help you defeat flying bosses with her magic!! i love her so much! shes even cute to boot!

GIANT BLACKSMITH - 35

HE HELP ANYTIME................... I HAVE TO GIVE HIM A KISS FOR ALL HIS HARD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGALLY I HAVE TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RHEA - 34

putting aside my hatred of the way of white.... rhea really is just a babey.... shes adorable and kind and just wants everyone to be ok so im won over. maybe a little forehead smooch for being such a good person!

OSCAR - 33

oh oscar. a noble, heroic, and cute knight but in the end. would he be a good kisser........ i feel yes, but maybe not so much so! hes busy focusing on being a hero you know! hes a good friend and i cant help but fall in love with nice guys

THE FAIR LADY - 32

she deserves the entire world and all i can give her is my humanity and a kiss........... sobs. i wish i could do more to ease her pain but she is so strong and wonderful! please give her a nice smooch!

QUELANA - 31

i didnt wanna separate them ........ her wonderful sister! who even taught humans pyromancies! shes smart and nice, and honestly probably needs a kiss.

MILDRED - 30

uh my notes from last night are just

so yeah! thats mildred!

CRESTFALLEN MERCHANT - 29

hes sad as fuck but also... kinda handsome! he was a knight of berenike and made it almost all of the way through sens fortress showing how skilled he is! a strong man like this (inspired by maybe the best kisser in demons souls, boirr) has to be a good kiss!

SIEGMEYER - 28

hes going through a lot right now but... how could u not think siegmeyer is kissable. thats on you man. thats your own character flaw.

OSWALD - 27

ok this might be slightly controversial but i feel like oswald would be a good kisser. if you got past his slightly weird love for velka who well get to (thats just carimites (carimians? carimfolk???)) hes nice and kind and maybe the funkiest character in dark souls

KALAMEET - 26

another cant kiss you but.... kalameet is just so cool ! very shadow the hedgehog and u know what that is NOT a bad thing. you might have a rough time trying to get there, but..... aww whos a good dragon.....

DARKMOON KNIGHTESS - 25

alright the final stretch! the darkmoon knightess is the anor londo firekeeper, and a friend of gwyndolin! shes supposed to be “ugly and shit” (real quote. i would never lie to you) but her model is so cute! defiantly kissable as fuck!

SANCTUARY GUARDIAN - 24

GOFH ITS JUST A WIDDLE KITTEY CAT........... I GIVE IT A WIDDLE KISSEY ON ITS FOREHEAD AHOWHWWAWWW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALVINA - 23

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DUSK - 22

oh yes!! the princess of a lost land...... will you be her knight in shining armor.......... oh i just love her so much. shes sweet and nice and cute and deserves a kiss or two!! please be nice to my daughter!

SHIVA - 21

hottie with cool armor and a cooler sword. since they cut his whole sidequest i can with all certianty say YES he is super kissable and is probably a great kisser

QUELAAG - 20

IGNORIGN HER GIANT SPIDER LOWERBODY........... SHES JUST DOING THIS FOR HER SISTER SHE JUST WANTS TO HELP HER POOR SISTER WHOS IN PAIN HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HER SO MUCH!! PLEASE KISS QUELAAG!

GRIGGS - 19

im putting griggs so high cus hes kissable in a factor unseen before...... baby factor. hes soft and nice and is just trying to find his dad! just tuck him into bed and kiss him goodnight! its what he deserves!

ARTORIAS - 18

everyone already KNOWS why artorias is a good kisser. hes nice, strong, brave, and most importantly. cool as FUCKING HELL ! HE DOES SICK ANIME FLIPS!! if you can look past the abyss slowly taking him over, youll find a good good boy who deserves a good kiss.

ANASTACIA - 17

the good firekeeper who we spend most of our time with in 1! YES of COURSE Shes kissable. she deserves SO MANY kisses for all of her hard work in keeping the firekeep shrine lit! good job anastacia im sorry lautrec is like that

VELKA GODDESS OF SIN - 16

(just mentioned!)

if her title alone doesnt bring you in, youll be pleased to know shes implied to help watch over priscilla (who well get to hold your horses) and keep the poor girl safe! a strong sense of justice and a love of crows, shes probably an amazing kiss if you can find her!

ANDRE - 15

were closing in on #1 and i just have to throw andre in here. hes so nice and strong! just . please kiss andre! he deserves some he does so much work!

PRISCILLA - 14

poor priscilla. called a monstrous crossbreed and has to hide in a painted world to stay safe from those who would hurt her. including the internet! leave her alone you freaks shes not your fetish fuel!!! she deserves a good kiss on the cheek and a hug for all she has to put up with

CRESTFALLEN WARRIOR - 13

its my list i get to put the crestfallen warrior where i want. and u know what? he would honestly be a good kiss. hes kind and helpful and never once wishes you harm, he just needs to be held tightly and kissed passionately and u know what. dont we all.

GWYNEVERE - 12

she is beautiful but .... 1 shes married and 2 shes not even real! whatever. her husband the flame god flann is at least.......... hot! haahgdaefshdfcdhswfe im so fucking funny

BLACK IRON TARKUS - 11

listen i see a big beefy dude i go “hey thats hot please kiss me” so of course tarkus is this high up hes the beefiest dude around.... right?? anyways all knights of berenike are kissable hes just the MOST kissable of the 3 named ones!

ORNSTEIN - 10

this dude kisses the son of gwyn you KNOW hes a good kiss. the golden lion armor just helps so much. we love you ornstein .....

HAVEL THE ROCK - 9

HERE HE IS ... THE BEEFIEST GUY AROUND ... this bitch uses a DRAGONS TOOTH as a huge club to bash people with if that isnt big dick energy i dont know what is. armor made of stone. heart made of gold. havel the rock please god kiss me passionately under the moonlight .

SIF - 8

oghfoghfohg puppey..................................... SMOOCHIE THE PUPPY>...........

NAMELESS KING (!?) - 7

(hes just mentioned in ds1!!)

I KNOW HES A DS3 BOSS BUT LISTEN TO ME THEY TALK ABOUT HIM SO MUCH IM ALLOWING THIS. he defected from his awful dads team to go help the DRAGONS!! thats so cool hes so kissable. would be more kissable if he wasnt kissing ornstein but thats ok . i respect them both.

MARVELOUS CHESTER - 6

this MAY just because i have a huge crush on him but also here are some good kissable things about him: his fasion, his voice that sounds like a purr, his laugh, his malice, his funny mask, him. thank you for your time.

GWYNDOLIN - 5

FINAL FIVE! heres gwyndolin. the most kissable of all of gwyns children for the sheer fact of how much work they put in to making sure people stay safe and happy. they are so kind and wonderful they deserve SO MANY kisses! good on you gwyndolin....

LAURENTIUS - 4

now heres a fun one! laurentius is one of the nicest guys u will EVER meet in any souls game. he genuinely cares about you, he loves and respects u even if u dont respect him or his skills, hes nice cute and above all: i love him . please kiss laurentius he is a nice guy who just wants the best for u..... dont be mean to him.....................

CAPRA DEMON - 3

the highest one that cant kiss back and thats for the capra demons SHEER HORNY ENERGIES. this is a demon you can fuck! thats it i have nothing else to say i just think the capra demon is funny

SOLAIRE - 2

do i seriously have to explain why solaire is so high up. not only is he nice and cares about you, hes handsome, passionate, and just a good fucking person. he is hands down one of the most kissable characters in any souls game ever! fuck yeah! go off you funky little lover boy!

and finally.

its patches.

#i made this entire list for a joke and u know what the 4 hours i spent on it for the build up was so fucking worth it i dont care #dark souls #soulsborne

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sometipsygnostalgic · 6 years ago

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good things about bayonetta 2:

bayonetta and jeanne are married

the parts of the game where bayonetta is worried about or interacting with jeanne are really good

mostly because bayonetta has NO CHILL in this game

rodin is santa

loki is fine at first

you can fight demons in hell and they are made of metal in contrast to the angels which look like theyre made of ceramic, and BOTH have guts which is disgusting

the whip is WAY BETTER than the whip in the first game

i can actually activate umbran climax manually. i somehow had it active during the first credits fight of the first game, but have no idea how. maybe it was the weapons equipped to my character?

theres no Grace and Glory... no Gracious and Glorious.... im saved

you get Jeanne by just completing it

balder is somehow improved

bad things about bayonetta 2:

no catchy licensed music, at ALL. just one song that we cant hear the lyrics to. how did they fuck that up

not enough sexy fun dancing which is the heart and soul of this series ;)

not enough actual cgi cutscenes, just that fucking clock which is a poor mans version of the film roll in the first game. obvious budget issues here due to the game’s turbulent development

i like jeanne’s new look but where is her eyeliner

the entire storyline with aesir and loptr is garbage trash and drags the whole game down due to how poorly handled it is when the game wouldve legitimately been much better if it focused on bayonetta saving jeanne from inferno

the game’s a lot easier which is weird after torturing myself trying to play bayonetta 1 on 3rd Climax and getting through Grace and Glory with no witch time, about 30 times. im now most of the way to completing bayonetta 2 on 3rd climax. i used jeanne half the time as well but swapped out when the fight with the masked lumen came up because No.

there arent really a lot of big boss fights. while im glad they dont recycle bosses like no tomorrow with limited means to attack (cough Temperence cough) i miss those scenes where i would use a centipede to crush together a mess of 6 baby heads with snake mouths.

no ANGEL ATTACK

no LETS DANCE BOYS

no bombastic fight with giant god at the end... only crappy loptr god

luka.... what are THOSE

if you’re looking for the more complete experience that you’re going to remember for years I’d highly recommend playing the first game, rather than the second. the second is fun in addition to the first but it’s missing that SPARK which made it so special. most of the problem comes in that the game isn’t about Bayonetta herself, it’s about Aesir, but Aesir is a weak as hell generic villain character who doesn’t fit the style of the game and is deeply underutilised even within his own lore.

#bayonetta

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glacier--freeze · 2 years ago

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[ID: Several Tumblr posts with the usernames replaced by Dream SMP characters. image 1:

wilbursoot (with a screenshot of Quackity on the post): time sensitive question how flirt boy

[screenshot of several replies: tommyinnit: Throw rocks at he ranboo: Hot Dogs tubbo: Kill him]

wilbursoot: thanks guys

image 2:

philza: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

tommyinnit: no

philza: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

wilbursoot: word*

philza: I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven's front door.

image 3:

quackity (with a screenshot of Wilbur on the post): lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

image 4:

quackity: Someone should invent a word for when you're jumping and popping

wilbursoot: pumping

quackity: Not quite but I would never correct a woman

wilbursoot: im a white boy

quackity: *collars you* You're my pet now

wilbursoot: this is Biden's America

image 5:

tubbo: so here's the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated "a friend!" and when I said "no!" he added "and maybe....... a lover.." the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[all caps Snapchat message from Beef: A lover Lover spotted within my dresser No thank u]

ranboo (in all caps): Why is my name Beef in your phone

tubbo: you know................. like bf...............

image 6:

wilbursoot: i hope i am not just an insane person to you guys but also a weirdo and a bitch

image 7:

quackity: you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[screenshot of a reply from wilbursoot: narcissism ain't cute sis]

quackity: theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

image 8:

wilbursoot: *gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

wilbur soot: wait no its cracks knuckles

wilbursoot: wait no its cry myself to sleep

wilbursoot: dont reblog this stop it

image 9:

tubbo: back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that's an important fact about me

image 10:

wilbursoot: like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

quackity: My shower curtain is glass

wilbursoot: well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

image 11:

tommyinnit (in an ask): I had a dream that you were my therapist but all you did was call me a bitch :/

philza: bitch

technoblade: Dreams do come true

image 12:

quackity (with a screenshot of Wilbur on the post): this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately

image 13:

wilbursoot: [photo of a train station sign that says, "oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie! we sijn heul hard aan t werk om dit te make mss kan je beter fwietsen owo"]

fundy: Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is

image 14:

tubbo: we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

ranboo: But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

ranboo (in all caps): Wait a minute

image 15:

quackity: I just realized that not everyone can fit their fist down into a Pringles can. How do y'all survive.

[screenshot of several replies: tubbo: I rip the can open with my teeth technoblade: Raw strength or Scissors ranboo: pour it into my land and then lick it up like a dog jschlatt: I just realised not everyone can fit their mouth around a Pringles can. wilbursoot: Smoke it like a giant joint]

quackity: Damn bitch you live like this?

tommyinnit: i eat mine like a spider

quackity: What does that. Mean.

End ID.]

Part 1 Part 2 <- this post

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pa-pa-plasma · 6 years ago

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noteable stuff that has happened at my school

"The whole school smelled like Bubble Guppies"

I tried to open a can of spray paint that was a little stuck and the cap responded by flying like 10 feet away

"the paint is dry, but is it smely"

classwide discussion on human VS dakotaraptor

mutual agreement that human < bby dakotaraptor

Dustin (my art teacher) eating macaroni & waving at the camera in the background of b-roll footage i was shooting of the art room

digging graves behind the school

(jk they were actually garden beds but everyone kept calling them graves)

me becoming "the girl with with timmies" cuz apparently every notices if you get timmies every day

my first day in art class dustin excitedly talked to anyone who came in the room about the block of wood he found

the giant centipede i found while repotting one of the other teacher's plants

the frog that we found in the healing garden that one time

The ensuing chaos when everyone in class heard "theres a frog outside!"

I accidentally left "tell people you are antman" on a horticulture project

"spray painting in a snow storm will create an effect on the paint that will become a recognizeable style that makes us famous n people will be like 'how do you get that effect!?' and--"

worms in cup

everyone (including me) finding out my cactus is like 80 years old

"ive done gardening twice and only just now realized that is asparagus"

i drew a lil bill cipher on the desk in math & the next day someone had drawn another beside it

i got bored so i repaired a 5.5g fish tank & gave it to Aiden the betta in the gardening class as a replacement for his old 1g tank

me: *stands up*

my joints: crckckckkkckckkc

everyone in gardening, day 53 of this: *does not even bat an eye anymore*

me, day 1 of art class: *stands up*

my joints: crckckkckckeckckerckkckk

someone: oh my GOd did you guys HEAR that?????

dude: did you make this?

me: 👍🏻

dude: 👌🏻

The fact that in quite a few school photos im like a cryptid in the background, eating pie or unintentionally doin the bigfoot pose or smthn

That one project on crows i did that had a page that was just "What's Their Damage?" With a picture of a crow holding a knife, which i got an A on btw

REPTILES ARE COMING

this school is in between a fire station, church, prison, & RCMP base that is surrounded by barbed wire fence. no one ever mentions it. I tried to bring it up Once. I dont remember how the conversation ended.

"Let me help you out with some dots, brother"

#this is more for meto remember all the weird shit tbh #cuz i need to remember n put em in books i write #theres probably more that im forgetting #i almost forgot reptiles are coming

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theshadowsandsilhouettes · 6 years ago

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Alphabet get to know me meme!!

nazI was tagged by @joinmeinthishell THANK YOU!!! <3 <3

A: age: 21

B: Birthplace: The UK

C: current time: 10:21

D: drink you last had: PG Tips tea,

E: easiest person to talk to: my best friends really

F: favorite song: i have many so im cha nging it to song stuck in my head THAT WONT FUCKING LEAVE - Elle Me Dit by Mika

G: grossest memory: anything that has a giant centipede in it. theyre horrible fuckers with too many legs. LIKE THEY DONT NEED THAT MANY LEGS AT LEAST MILLIPEDES LOOK CUTE.

H: Hogwarts House: Slytherin, hiss hiss motherfuckers!!!

I: in love with: duvet and pillow.

J: jealous of people: not really like, sometimes i long for things but otherwise no? It doesnt help me or them in the long run and i have other things too!!

K: killed someone: WHY IS THIS A QUESTION?!!!

L: love at first sight: my bed honestly. i was like this one. also my parents house when we were moving at the time? we now live in it :D

M: Middle name: Valerie

N: Number of siblings: 0 - only child!!

O: one wish: to actually get somewhere with my mental health cos theres only so much i can do and im on too many waiting lists at this point....

P: planet: Can it be made up? cos if yes im going with Magrathea.

Q: Queen/King/Nobleperson of: songs stuck in my head.

R: reasons to smile: my ratties - theyre too cute and my friends :D

S: song you last sang: Elle Me Dit by Mika - i said it was stuck in my head

T: time you wake up: 5:45 am. how dare.

U: underwear color: none of your beeswax.

V: vacation destinations: return to Norway, visit family in NZ and honestly? wonder round scandinavia.

W: worst habit: not actually putting things in the dishwasher or washing them up till i actually need them. same with actual washing.....

X: X out: ngl some customers from work... i attract weirdos apparently

Y: your favorite food: any food made with friends :D

Z: zodiac sign: Sagittarius

so i now have the joy of finding people sooooo

@somethingcool421 @prebeartobemoosified @nazgul-of-angmar And if anyone wants to jump on please do!!!! Lemme see!!! have fun with these!! <3

#been tagged #hex tag #Hex Speaks #get to know hex a bit

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aquamooncoffee · 6 years ago

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do all the bugs.

fuck, putting a cut cuz its LONG

Golden silk orb weaver- favourite colour?Hard to say just a single favourite, maybe mint green or dark purple, I like colour combos more than single colours; like orange and pink, pink and green, pink with basically any colour is nice, teal and silver is also quite nice

Water boatman- how do you feel about the sea?one of my favourite places to be!

Cicada- do you prefer night or day? night, but dawn and dusk are my favourite times of day

Honeybee- favourite flower?mostly any kind of dianthus, superbus is tops

Dwarf tarantula- how tall are you?about 5′6 or so

Jumping spider- do any sports?hell to the hell no

Goliath beetle- favourite bug right now?cicadas are an all time favourite, silverfish are super cute too, also mayflies

Sun beetle- indoors or outdoors person?a bit of both, im pretty sedentary and i get hot easily, if im somewhere with good weather and nature i like to be outside a lot

Orchid mantis- hair colour?naturally its dark brown but right now its a faded combo of like red and brown so its a little bit orange

Hissing cockroach- what’s one thing you fear? (Different one each time it’s asked)being trapped underwater and drowning

Peppered moth- how do you feel about forests?second only to the sea, a great place to be indeed

Tropical woodlice- favourite food?dolmas

Emperor scorpion- gender?just a lil sexy lady

Cabbage butterfly- sexuality?sex is overrated honestly, i like guys mostly though

Tortoise beetle- romantic orientation?mostly guys

Giant katydid- do you have a middle name?yeah its McClit

Leech- top 5 bugs you don’t keep right now?i dont have ANY bugs atm unless you count the crickets that constantly invade my home, id love to keep so many beetles though, rainbow stags are so pretty, if they werent endangered a trilobite beetle would be super cool too (also maybe whip scorpions)

Fire ant- do you collect anything?not atm but when i was younger i collected many rocks, mostly just ones that were in one way or another interesting or unusually shaped, i think theres still a lot at my grandmas house

Leaf insect- any odd/different interests?maps, flags, meteorology, and foraging

Wasp- your first name?Ms. Coffee

Damselfly- Myers Briggs type?i usually get INTP but every now and then i get INFP

Ladybird- zodiac sign?Virgo sun, Aqua moon, Cap asc (Libra merc, Scorp venus, Cancer mars, the rest is basically the same as anyone else born in 94)

Dragonfly- favourite mythical creature?Furbies and their close genetic relative, the Tattletail

Mayfly- favourite weather?100% overcast, 40-60F, still to light winds

Pussmouth caterpillar- something you hate? (Different one each time it’s asked)when you take too long to drink your tea and it goes rancid, such a shame

Centipede- single/taken etc?statistics show a 100% chance of Incel

Fruit fly- tea or coffee?I like both equally, for tea I mostly like herbals (spearmint, raspberry, blackberry, and most floral teas - blends are a bonus, and i really want to try some cedar or spruce tea sometime this winter too, i hear white cedar is divine!)

Giant weta- what country/state are you from?I was born in SoCal but grew up in the Appalachians in northern Bama

Giant pillbug- ever been bitten/stung by a bug?growing up in the south its quite literally impossible not to be, you are a walking buffet for every insect on planet earth (in fact one time WHILE walking i stepped on a burrowing bee hive entrance and one came out and stung my foot)

Cellar spider- do you have any really close friends?Yep!

Goliath birdeater tarantula- are you in eduction? If so what do you study?not even remotely, i dropped out of hs like 8 years ago or s/t

Giant huntsman- where would you most like to travel to?Kamchatka, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Norway

Stick insect- a game you’re into right now?minecraft and EU4

Hercules beetle- any hobbies?music & gayming

Camel spider- tell a random fact you know without using google!god this is like my fucking forte, almost all species of true spruce teas have edible needles, and almost all nonedible ones in north america are restricted to the west of the rockies

Maya cockroach- ask your own!what does this MEAN?

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lukeskqwalker · 7 years ago

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Tagged by @ihamtmus !!! aka the rays of the sun disguised as a human.

What’s your favorite childhood animated movie? And not animated?

AS A KID I watched the 2000 movie “dinosaur” enough times to break the disk. currently, my favorite movie of all time is “iron giant” and I loved that movie as a child as well. As for unanimated, I watched the 2009 sherlock holmes movie an overabundance of times. More recently, one of my favorite unanimated movie (leaving out the obvious star wars and star trek movies) might actually be “the man from uncle” because its fabulous.

What is the weirdest dream you’ve had?

i actually have a dream log and read it last night and man you Dont Want To Know. I dont know which is weirdest. ok, between a ridiculous fanfiction-y time travel romance between fred weasley and peggy carter (who was married to a now dead anakin skywalker) or the one where I’m a mcfreakin furry, which sounds weirder? I’ll send you one. I have the entire log for both. (its mainly a log for nightmares, so the rest arent very Funny)

Do you enjoy rain?

I love rain so much that every time it rains i stand outside and let my clothes and face and hair get soaked and i love it. I live in a desert, so it very rarely rains.

Why did you choose your url?

everyone talks about their cringy internet past, mine was my pinterest. currently and at the time, pinterest was stalked full of unsourced art of all kinds. a popular comic idea in this time was that aquaman was such a useless character. obviously, I was furious. he controls more than half the earth, and has the same powers as superboy did in young justice and more. so that’s become my Brand Name. you’d be surprised that it’s untaken in many places. ever since then it just Stuck and im now unable to change it. (even tho i have a SICK luke skywalker url that im nursing that i wanna change to)

What is your mobile phone background?

Do you take selfies sometimes?

meh. not really. i tried for a lil bit but theyre just not my thing.

Who was your first favorite character ever?

my first? hm..... I think Aravis from the horse and his boy. I loved her. she was Epic. Mcfreakin hardcore, man. I love her audaciousness. An Icon.

Do you have any OCs? How many? Are they from an original story of yours?

is this a real question. Man I wish I could do another cut. Well, theres too many to count. In terms of main ocs, I’ll try to be brief. First, theres punchie. who im sure you are all well aware of. then, theres sam and kabe, who are from a SPIN-OFF of an original story i wrote when I was 11. (like??? really??) also I thought no one would notice that sam has my name. In my defense, he’s literally disguised as ugly, unnerving, extremely awkward, gangly, soft-spoken, dumb in some areas and genius in others, In The Way, quick to cower, and many more things that are Not Great. The story was that of growth, and how kabe and sam’s friendships help save them from themselves. (kabe is My Wonderful Terrible Son who is That Emo Kid. hes really good with machines and listens to metal unironically while hiding the fact that he cries while listening to taylor swift in his bedroom.)

MOVING ON. more charcters include Kat’el (one of the first few to strike Fear into Forge, birbs oc), magda (a centipede elderly woman), theres technically the characters from my original novel that i wrote at 11, but those guys are pretty flat.

theres also the trio of rose, hanna, and lucy who are Great and theres an elaborate plot. one of those things that doesnt have a single chapter written and never will but the story is so fleshed out in your head. Rose is a mcfreakin dragon shapeshifter but shes got Extreme Anxiety so she can only turn into a slightly smaller dull grey dragon with dull claws and small wings. (until later that is ;) ) theres Hanna, who is the connector between lucy and rose, as they both love her with their whole heart. she just wants to bake bread and Chill but that dont happen here. nope. not at all. Theres lucy, who you cant deny acts out of love, but shes. shes the one that causes the plot to happen. she lets her fear and anger get the better of her, but i love her still. also there are zero boys in this story and im chill with that.

HECK THERES ALSO MY CLONE OCS CUB AND BLASPHEMY AND I LOVE THEM. I actually draw these guys how could i forget holy smokes.

and finally, most recently, is my dnd character who is still unnamed. I officially bought her dice today too because I wanted it to match her character

Do you despise any fictional character? Why?

sheev. badly written.

Which character gives you second-hand-embarrassment?

anakin,,, pls,,,,,,,,,stop being a creepo,,,,,,,,,ur lucky pads hasnt punched u,,,,,,,,

If you could learn three foreign languages overnight, which ones would you choose?

POLISH! spanish (to pass this mcfreakin class), and klingon. (cuz i gotta)

my questions:

1. what's that food that you doubt is actually food that you adored as a kid? (example: spaghetti-o’s, pop-tarts, those wobbly “cheese”s that was wrapped in plastic. peeps. etc etc.)

2. you can now change in and out of any animal you want at will, which animal would you want it to be? (bonus: you can choose one for land, one for sea, and one for sky)

3. who’s a fictional character that reminds you of yourself?

4. in two days you will be transported to a place of your choice for a week, where do you want to go?

5. congratulations! you get to save a fictional character from all the terrible things they get in canon. who do you save?

6. you get to ace any class without having to do any work for it again, which class?

7. what would you put in the perfect smoothie?

8. music starts to play and you find that you just cant help but dance, what dance do you do?

9. whats your go-to movie/show/book when your sick?

10. when aliens come to earth, i hope they.....

11. what type of fashion would you wear if you had both the confidence and money? (bonus: use pictures, too!)

annnd immmm taagginngg: @ihamtmus (because the questions are different so now im curious), @connanro-chan @the-movie-that-was-never-made @steampunkforever @ranaji-chan @darling-dearest-dead and @more-than-useless

feel free to ignore this :)

#this is late gabi but illyyyyy

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