#insect ment

[neopronouns]

flag id: two images of the same flag with 5 stripes, which are angled so that they go from the lower left side of the flag to the upper right. each stripe is scalloped, made up of rounded portions that meet in a downwards point. they are brown-black, very dark dull purple, medium dark faded purple, dull light yellow-green, and cream. the left flag has a brown-black symbol in the center, which is shaped like a spiderweb at the outer edges, but has the spiderweb pattern replaced with a spiral on the inside. end id.

banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.

wevaranet: a neogender umbrella for terms conceptually related to the web from 'the magnus archives'

[pt: wevaranet: a neogender umbrella for terms conceptually related to the web from 'the magnus archives'. end pt]

concepts included under wevaranet:

manipulation, lies, control, being controlled, controlling others, etc. (especially without the victim knowing)

being trapped without your knowledge

spiders, spiderwebs, and web patterns

marionettes/puppets on strings

hypnosis, enthrallment, enticement, etc.

addiction

secret plans/schemes (especially behind the scenes and wide-reaching)

tape recorders

derived terms:

rane: a wevaranet person. plural is ranae.

weben: a wevaranet gender. plural is webens.

wvin: wevaranet-in-nature (ex: wvingender)

wevarine: having wevaranet qualities. noun form is wevaranity.

transwevarine: transitioning towards wevarinity/a wevaranet identity. can be shortened to transwev.

netaeic: gender alignment to wevaranet/wevarinity

day 14 of @radiomogai’s 1k coining event, ‘the web’! there wasn't a web neogender umbrella, so i figured why not coin one? i'll post flags for wvin(gender), transwev, and netaeic soon!

the term (and derived terms) comes from 'weven' (middle english for 'to weave'), 'araneae' (order made up of spiders), and 'marionette'.

the flag is supposed to sort of look like a spiderweb without having a ton of tiny lines everywhere, since i didn't want it to be super cluttered, and uses colors i associate with the web and its connected concepts. here's the template if anyone wants to coin webens!

the symbol is a spiderweb with a spiral on the inside to represent manipulation of the mind! here's the symbol by itself:

[image id: a brown-black symbol in the center, which is shaped like a spiderweb at the outer edges, but has the spiderweb pattern replaced with a spiral on the inside. a blank image is next to that image so that it doesn't take up the whole width of the post. end id.]

tags: @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai, @freezingnarc | dni link

[dungeonmeshifancast]

Omg a wasp or smth was just on my sjoulder please gog help me help.me.

[zipmode]

Want to go on my computer but theres a huge as fuck spider on the ceiling right above my desk 💀💀💀i love and respect spiders but somebody has got to let them know the ceiling is the WORST place to hang out in a human household. At least when it comes to making me nervous abt them. Like dude what if your little tiny hands lose their grip and you fucking fall on me. That would suck for both of us.

[odball]

I had a small moment today, sometimes I have these moments where I feel possessed to do things like it is so important that I will go out of my way to do it, there was this dead wasp on the stairs, completely intact, I passed it by earlier but this time I stopped and felt this need to protect it from being stepped on even though it was already dead, I picked it up by the wings and moved it to the left side of the stair so it would likely not be stepped on, sometimes I find meaning in these things and sometimes I dont, I think it is such a big action in my head like if I fail to do these things it will signal something or I will have made a giant mistake

[solidwater05]

Do you have any Exigency theories?

Nope. I kinda gave up theorizing about Saint's characters. And I'm pretty sure that 'believing something that is heavily implied' (in this case that Gabriel was the Exigency's abusive dad) doesn't count as a theory

If this turns out to not be true somehow I'll jump out of the window. /silly

[coulsonlives]

TIL aphids give live birth to babies that are already pregnant and I'm not sure how I feel about that

[magicdew]

**walk to cvs and buy bug killing spray

[neopronouns]

flag id: a flag with 6 stripes, which are brown-black, dull brown, dark red, light sandy brown, faded brown, and brown-grey. end id.

banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.

spiderpuppic: a gender related to being a spiderpup, a pup with spider attributes, a pup who relates to aspects of spiders, etc.

[pt: spiderpuppic: a gender related to being a spiderpup, a pup with spider attributes, a pup who relates to aspects of spiders, etc.. end pt]

for anon! the top three stripes represent spiders and the bottom three represent pups.

tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai

tags cont: @prettypinknarc, @skrimbliest

dni link

[ccaptain]

@aguilareye: “Kaeya,” the cowboy calls to him in quiet voice. His eyes dull, dark, and staring distantly. Boothill has never seen the Enigma so still and silent before, concern rising in the ranger. His metal hand reaches out and holds Kaeya’s shoulder, giving it a gently squeeze. “Where’d you go, Kaeya? Whatyah saw? Hey, look at me.” His other hand touches Kaeya’s chin, guiding it up so their gazes meet.

   the outlaw would be right if he guessed that something has happened to the being in front of him. Kaeya knows that he's perceptive, observant- there are things to see that go beyond simple words of assessment, and this is one of them.

   he doesn't know he has been zoning out until cold metal gives a grounding squeeze to his bare shoulder; empty gaze unclouds, turns apologetic. there's already a small i'm sorry on the tip of his tongue, about to justify his mental absence-

   fingers gently coax his chin up until he can't hide- he can see right in the other man's eyes: the gesture is nothing short of gentle, and Boothill's gaze has genuine concern in it. there's nothing imposing in the questions he asks Kaeya, no commanding tone, just a quiet urge to know if he's okay, and what has left him so shaken in the time they spent apart.

   this is what tears him apart at the seams.

   the horror seeps out of the cracks of a being who spent his lifetime seeing fear as an inconvenient, unnecessary without a solution to be provided. there's no longer a barrier between the slight shake of cold digits and chest caving in from the terror, the dread in pale, dulled diamond too evident, too oppressive to pretend that nothing has happened. it haunts him like a persistent ghost- but it's real. it has happened. and the pieces of his composed mask have all crumbled in his lap from the sheer shock of being cared about.

   Kaeya spares nothing. after a brief description of the Simulated Universe and what it entails, he lets the horrors attack the cyborg just as they have harmed him. his voice doesn't stop, he has no mercy on himself.

   how the simulated onlookers who paid for the show of a cobalt-haired fellow swallowing a Protozoan egg for their amusement, a thing he always takes in good stride with a bow afterwards. how the Occurrence is usually a bit gross but devoid of harm, as the saliva destroys everything before something bad can happen.

   but this time, the Propagation found him. and it made sure to give the Occurrence a grotesque, macabre twist.

   how the insects targeted the crowd, and even if simulated and not real Kaeya just couldn't stop himself from trying to prevent further harm for the poor people shrieking in fear. he diverted the buzzing attention on himself to avoid casualties, as he always does.

   and at that, the Swarm zeroed on him.

   Kaeya doesn't like to remember what happened after: his body convulsed back and forth. he screamed until his throat tore, eye wide open on the true horror descending upon him for what felt like hours. somebody must have turned off the faulty Simulation and extracted him from here, but he doesn't know who or why. he was an intruder. if anything, a phenomenon in a coding error to be studied  whoever decided to stop his torment must have taken pity on him.

   ( and Kaeya does have some mercy, but not for himself: he spares the concerned cowboy how, sometimes, it still feels like there's scratching inside of his skull. wing beats. buzzing where there should be none. the Enigma wants him to understand, not have nightmares. )

   ' I'm sorry, ' his voice breaks, then mercifully returns to normal, ' it's always- always nice when I am with you, and I wanted today to be fun, too, but... '

   there's a small pause that he gives himself, some dampness hanging on his lashes, refusing to turn into tears purely out of having forgotten how. there's something stuck in his throat that he doesn't know what to do with. the man in front of him wants the truth, and it's delivered to him in the form of quiet shakes.

   ' I don't think I'm okay- and I don't think I'll be okay for a while longer, ' this time, his voice wavers, web-like cracks on the surface of normally unwavering ice. pale diamond lifts to meet the crosshair in Boothills eyes, uncertaint, small. ashamed.

   ' do you still want to stay a while? we can find something to do... '

[bhaalborn]

@illhound said: "i have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me."

" consider yourself one of the LUCKY ONES, then, " ulysses chides, a sideways-slant to their smile not unlike an askew picture frame amongst idyllic milieu. when one of them land on their finger- they gaze upon the insect with interest, hardly larger than a hairsbreadth, a creature so small it'd go easily ignored if it wasn't for their propensity for BLOOD-SUCKING, " and luckily for both of us, these creatures are completely harmless, outside of the occasional case of hives. hardly enough room in their hindquarters for all six quarts of blood you've got stashed away in that MEAT SUIT of yours, really. "

with a puff of air, ul scares off the mosquito previously hoisted upon their index. it disappears nigh-instantly beneath the shroud of darkness, despite the rays of moonlight painting the tree leaves, " or was it something else you were concerned over? "

[diolanza]

ཀཀཀཀཀ⚔︎ཀཀཀཀཀ

I have never known peace

Like the damp grass that yields to me

The song rings out, above the vast ocean and towards a starry void. Thought to be quiet, silenced by the sounds of the sea and an uncaring wind that carried the voice away from the ship.

I have never known hunger

Like the insects that feast on me

The greying doctor sat cross-legged at the bow of the ship, back pressed against the foremast. Emerald gaze carefully watched the horizon for anything that'd prove to be a danger to the crew. For what seemed like the millionth night, Evanidus offered to take the first watch overnight, knowing he wouldn't sleep if he were to go to bed. It was better to let himself grow exhausted, too tired to fight sleep, mind too muddled to have any nightmares.

A thousand teeth

And yours among them, I know

Below the deck, the crew is falling asleep, aided by the ethereal voice of their doctor. Unbeknownst to him, this is an almost nightly occurrence. The captain smiles softly as they tuck themself in for the night. Although they've heard the song before, it's usually sung by a duo, rather than an individual.

Our hungers appeased

Our heartbeats becoming slow

Evanidus finds himself, hoping, praying that he'd somehow hear the familiar voice harmonize with him foolishly believing he'd hear the voice of a loved one long dead. The song, despite the subject matter, they'd sing it to their daughter, watching her struggle to fight sleep curled up into her bed. It was a struggle to sing now, almost painful. How long had it been now? Over a decade a least, but the wound on his heart was still festering.

Footfalls closeby startled Evanidus, stopping his song and making him scramble to a standing position. Face reddening, he realized that the other had heard him singing.

❝ You scared the hell out of me! ❞

[chilschuck]

woahhhh you should totally write about chilchuck dealing with a reader whos obsessed with bugs and keeps annoying him with them ahahaaaa twirls my hair

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ HERE IT IS. FINALLY. i know you wanted me to reply to the other ask for this but i thought having this one would make more sense. happy i could finally get this out for you!!

— CHILCHUCK: x gn!reader who likes bugs hcs.

꒰ warnings: ꒱ ment of bugs & insects!! reader is really into entomology. sfw + sweet n’ fluffy!

꒰ wc: ꒱ 575

✦ sorry this isn’t super long, i’m in the middle of finals week so i’m struggling creatively rn. :”))) i can write more for you after this is over fr!!

✦ You decided to venture down to the beginning levels of the dungeon for one reason only: entomology research. The dungeon, rich with all kinds of monsters, had attracted you to its depths for a chance to discover more than you could just on the surface.

✦ Meeting Chilchuck was an added perk. Coming across Laios’ party at the upper levels was the best thing that could’ve happened to you at that moment. Now you had a party to explore with, and even a half-foot to aggravate.

✦ And oh, how easy it was to irritate him. You’d scoop up anything that you’d find and immediately show it off to him. At first, he’d give you an unamused look and tell you to cut it out, afraid just what you’d picked up this time.

✦ Except when you started telling him about it. You’d find a treasure insect or point out a cleaner at work, giving him all the facts you knew. Occasionally he’d actually listen to you talk, finding it almost… relaxing?

✦ It wasn’t that he was completely uninterested, but you had started to grow on him the more you shared what you knew. Hearing you speak about the insects you have on the surface and how you cared for them definitely made him curious. He never knew so much time and dedication went into stuff like that.

“Look at this one, Chilchuck!” In your hand was an insect you had come across on the floor your party decided to rest on. With excited eyes, you began pointing out all the parts, their functions, and even what purpose they served in the dungeon.

For some reason, Chilchuck found that sparkle in your eye when you chattered away to be… endearing, almost. He couldn’t help but feel the corners of his mouth tug into a smile, encouraging you to keep going. After all, this was what you were passionate about. Unlike Laios’ obsession with monsters, your knowledge didn’t make you seem sick in the head; it made you unique.

✦ Chilchuck soon would find himself pointing things out to you and asking questions of his own. Maybe about what that particular insect was, what it did, maybe if it was rare or not. And more than happily, you answered him in kind.

✦ Even if you drove him crazy sometimes with shoving something in his face, he found that your presence was comforting. Having someone else here besides Laios (or even Senshi) that knew about some of the dungeon’s creatures was nice. You two would even entertain each other by sharing things you knew about insects on the surface or in the dungeon. (Not that he knew much...)

✦ Sometimes he’d even have you talk to him at night while the rest of the party got ready for bed. It wasn’t that your words put him to sleep, it was more that your voice had begun to bring him comfort. Chilchuck could feel his eyes growing heavy when you told him about some of the insects you liked on the surface, and soon enough you had managed to lull him to sleep with just the sound of your voice.

✦ Eventually you’d probably be able to get him to actually hold something. Maybe he’d see that look in your eyes again and swallow down his pride, holding out his hands to whatever you found this time. That happy look on your face made it all worth it.

[idcfriend]

Hi guys! So it's been quuuiiiitee awhile since I've posted about one of my absolute favorite hyperfixition....

Misunderstandings and Eldritch Yuu! (Love me this combo _(┐「ε:)_)

Anyways... Lets get to it!

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So! Lets say the first years are hanging out with their favorite Eldritch prefect(not that yuu knows that...) and Ace remebering how intimately Yuu had talked about the Great Seven wanted to know more(the others had seen the video one of the students that overheard took...(AN: if your confused about I'm refering to please refer to one of my previous post sorry ( p_q)))

"Hey Yuu can you tell is more about what you lnow about the great seven?" Ace asked causing the others to choke at his forwardness

"Ace! You can't just ask that!" exclaimed Deuce

"Oh shut up you guys are just mad I had the balls to actually ask!" said Ace accusingly

"...still you can't go digging into people's past just like that" retorted Jack the other agreeing

"...Whatever" conceded Ace reluctantly

"...I don't mind answering actually" piped up Yuu

"Really?!" asked Grim excitedly as he clung to them

"yeah to be honest with you...it's nice to be able to talk about them like this...it's been so long since anyone's wanted to know but I had still hoped..." trailed of Yuu melancholy

(unaware that they look sadly nostalgic but hopeful with a far away gaze as if they were remebering something long ago that almost caused the first year group to quickly backtrack on their want to know more as guilt slowly boild up from making their dear friend *cough*obsession*cough* remember something that clearly mad them upset)

(...Yuu actually ment that they usually didn't have anyone to talk about disney with...)

"...henchman..." Grim said concerned for his partner(let's face it every single one of you reading this sees that little guy as your child...don't deny it (* - -))

"I'm fine...well who would you like to know about first? And i don't just mean the Great Seven I do know quite a...bit about those I remember fondly" you said not knowing the amount of misunderstandings they just produced...

The first years while shocked(and maybe jealous ) still wanted to know more

...surprisingly Sebek was the one to talk first

"Well while that is a tempting offer human we would like to first know more about those that which our school follow" he said

"hmm...that's fine another time them" Yuu said conceding

(unknown to you they it looked as you had a slight look of disappointment as if they had presented them with a test...and they had failed...they looked at them as if they had offered the secrets of the universe on a silver platter (which technically with the amount of lore and background info Yuu knows they...kinda did?) and these puny little insects had the audacity to refuse them-)

"...well then who first?" you asked snapping them out of there panic looking as calm and reassuring as you can (though it wasn't quite...right...but they appriciated the effort their otherworldly friend put in for them nonetheless)

"Ooh can you tell us more about the one from Savanaclaw?" asked Epel surprisingly

"Ah yes Askari...or well Scar as he's most known as" you say fondly snearing at the name Scar

"let's see...well Askari contrary to popular actually adored his nephew quite a bit infact his nephew had been one of the few to call him by his true name rather than the one his brother had mockingly bestowed upon him...that is Mufasa had forbade his son from doing so"

"What?! Why would he do that?!" shouted Ace in indignation

"Well...let me bestow a word of advice to you my most cherished friends," started Yuu (the first years had noticed how the air seemed to get just a bit heavier when Yuu had stated their claim before lightening once more...oddly enough they weren't scared afterall...why should they be scared when someone-no SOMETHING as powerful as their friend openly claimed and protected them?) "everything has a balance and never is something seldom only black or white...for you see many people claimed as heroes could be those the darkest souls and those as the villains the purest of heart..." you said mysteriously...almost pleadingly (you were honestly just reminiscing about something you had learned in your English class and decided to share it with the others since it was a good bit of info to keep in mind...not that the first knew that...)

The first years took Yuu's words to heart since it seemed important to them

This time Jack was the first to speak

"...was Mufasa a good king?"

The others were taken aback by this question but Yuu seemed to almost...expect it

"...a good king? Yes...to those he deemed fit to be, he had a tendency for...bias you see" you said with a playful lilt to your voice

"...a good father? Yes too though...not always for he often tended to treat his son like a subject rather than a son...often being more of king than father really..."

"Now a good brother?" you let out a laugh (to anyone listening it sounded...sinister it was as if Yuu was holding back from taring the very fabric of reality apart from their anger...for this was surely anger with the way their sharpened nails dug into the table leaving marks...to the subtle glow of their eyes) "...not in the slightest for you see...dear Mufasa saw it as a personal insult if someone claimed to be better than him...say...like a second born brother being much stronger and more respected than him...he did not like that Askari was the one to inherit 'The Roar of the Elders' for wasn't that a sign that the ancestors found his lowly second born brother more fit to be king than he? So he devised a plan to make his respected brother into the lowly second born he saw him as"

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that's all i got at the moment guys sorry!

But! I do plan on making other post in were i show the darker side to the various disney 'heroes' since you know twisted wonderland is of course of a darker nature than everyone's favorite disney movies, plus i know none of the information I'm writing about is actually true but...i don't regret it

It was one of things i never liked about disney even though i love it to bits i didn't like how they never eleborated on anyone else's backstory other than the protagonist

[felixcloud6288]

Dungeon Meshi Chapter 41

I love the snowman on the title image. It has living mushroom feet for eyes, a mandrake for a nose, a pearl centipede mouth, and treasure insects for buttons. The scarf is a snakeskin.

I'll just call her Izutsumi for this post since she tells us that's her name at the end of the chapter.

Was Marcille's "Not this again..." thought referring to when Shuro's party caught them, how they've been captured by other parties several times, or how Marcille has been grabbed more often than the others?

Izutsumi has really long nails.

And yeah, her race reveal is a big deal. It's not an established one though. Izutsumi is a cat beastman. Chilchuck said she's an engineered one, which implies the existence of natural beastmen.

Kuro probably acted the way he did at the end of chapter 32 because he sensed the black magic that was used to make Izutsumi. He made the same face when Falin appeared as well.

The detail on Izutsumi's hands implies she has fur on her hands and fingers.

The only other chapter where Izutsumi's hands are drawn with any detail was that panel I brought up in chapter 37, and that panel only shows her thumb. I looked at it again and noticed two new details. First, the general outline of her hand in that chapter didn't have the smoothness that other people's hands have. Second, Kabru was standing behind her and his gaze was on her hand. He probably figured out she's a beastman.

If Marcille was bolder, she could turn this entire hostage situation on its head. Izutsumi needs Marcille to do something for her, but the party doesn't need anything from her. If Marcille were bold, the next time Izutsumi threatened to kill her, Marcille could just say "If you kill me, no one will be able to break the spell on you and the others will kill you."

Even before her picky-eating habit is explicitly stated, there's a small hint when Chilchuck gives her their supply bag and the one thing she chooses to eat is the ration pellet, aka the only food item she would be familiar with.

Secret monster info lore dropped. Walking mushrooms initially grow like normal mushrooms but then grow legs.

I'm probably wrong about this but I think the parts of the mushroom that grows above-ground are the reproductive parts of the fungus. If so, then maybe walking mushrooms proliferate by spawning the caps and simply letting them run off somewhere. Then the offspring plant themselves in a good spot, spread their mycelia, and repeat the cycle.

It's not just the spoon she doesn't hold properly. Izutsumi also stuck her thumb in the bowl.

She licked the bowl like a cat!

I have never feared for a fictional character's life more than in this moment.

In her defense, depending on how that cat soul is integrated into her body, Izutsumi might not be able to eat mushrooms like a regular human could. Cats are obligate carnivores so they have to eat meat to get any nutrition.

Senshi is about to take this child up on his knee and give her a spanking.

So if Maizuru can't touch the collar on Izutsumi's neck periodically, it summons a hag who attempts to kill her. And did Shuro abandon her knowing this would happen?

I just noticed Marcille and Senshi have been wearing little bags around their feet since chapter 39. They normally wear sandals.

It looks like they're made from pieces of the frog skin used to make Chilchuck's outfit from chapter 21. Maybe they're stuffed with harpy feather or some type of animal fur? After this is over, they could try tanning some of the shapeshifter's fur to make them more insulated.

We don't see it properly, but Senshi knocked Marcille to the ground as well when he tackled Izutsumi. She got knocked out during the whole fight with the hag.

Senshi and Laios were amazingly competent dealing with that hag. Senshi was acting as if it was a minor annoyance to get rid of. Meanwhile, Laios figured out immediately how to destroy it when he realized it was made of paper.

Quick guess: Hags are an eastern variant of golem. Marcille mentioned the spell that summoned it was a repurposed gnome spell, and golems seem to be a gnome creation based on MMT2. So maybe the hag uses the same general magic formula to make an automata out of a certain material, but it conjures the material and controls it remotely when activated rather than needing to be inserted into it first.

Izutsumi is making the face of a cat that has decided you are trustworthy.

Marcille is trying to remove the stigma against black magic by calling it ancient magic instead, but she nearly slipped up for a moment. After what happened to Falin, maybe she's starting to think that black magic really should be forbidden.

Everyone thinks it's Marcille's fault Falin turned into a monster. No one was around when the magician transformed her.

She's so cute in this panel.

Why is Laios blushing while talking to Izutsumi? Is he excited to have finally met his monster waifu?

Izutsumi really didn't plan ahead here. As Chilchuck pointed out, she can't get back to the surface on her own. She deserted from Shuro's team so she could force Marcille to remove her beast soul, and that was as far as she thought. And now she has to travel with them because she has no other option. She's going to find out really quickly that the Touden party is not stuck with her, she's stuck with them.

It's a start, but Izutsumi is at least holding her spoon properly at the end of the chapter.

Izutsumi was a character in the Chapter 0 oneshot. Her interactions with the party made it clear that she had joined them at a later point in their adventure and wasn't aware that they ate monsters.

The party was on a journey to save Falin, but the end goal of the oneshot was to fight the red dragon. With some light tweaking, chapter 0 could easily be a miscellaneous story after this point.

I definitely feel like Ryoko Kui had the whole story planned from the start. She might have wanted to add Izutsumi sooner but held off until after Falin's transformation to establish human-monster chimeras before introducing a cat-girl ninja.

Izutsumi is definitely going to add a new dynamic to the party. Kind of like how Shuro represents the dangers of not taking time to eat and sleep, I feel like Izutsumi is going to represent the importance of eating a balanced diet, eating your food properly, and not letting yourself be picky about food.

SENSHI FLASH!!

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[jollyfunvoid]

Bucci gang - incorrect quotes (but as things my friends said)

Fugo: "So is he an alcoholic or something?" Bucciarati: "Nooo don't say that. He is... more like a... recreational drinker." Abbacchio: "You could say I'm a wine taster." Fugo: "I doubt drinking 2 and half bottles is called tasting."

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Mista: "What does being a workaholic mean?" Narancia: "It's a person who doesn't drink anymore."  Fugo: "I swear your IQ is equivalent to your shoe size."

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Trish, helping Giorno pick out outfit from his closet: "I don't know... what's something you haven't had in a long time?" Giorno: "Full 8 hours of sleep, a proper meal, good mood..." Trish: "I ment clothes, dumbass!"

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Narancia: "There is a spider in my room! Giorno, come pick it up and throw it out!" Giorno: "Oh come on, we throw insects out all the time. Why can't they live with us? Give me one good reason why I should throw this poor spider out." Narancia: "Well, first of all, he lives here rent free." Fugo: "So do you and yet we let you stay."

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Abbacchio: "This is a very tricky situation. We should get the adults." Bucciarati: "WE ARE THE ADULTS!"

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Narancia: "How in the hell am I supposed to concentrate when all I can hear in my head is Phineas & Ferb theme song?"

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*watching Jurassic World* Mista: "Oh he is SO hot..." Giorno: "The dinosaur?" Mista: "No, Chris Pratt. What the hell, man?!"

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Giorno, flirting: "What's your favorite constellation?" Fugo, with zero relationship experience: "Is this some kind of a psychological test? Why are you asking these weird questions?"

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Mista, counting money: "Here is your euro" Mista: *holds out 0,50€ coin* Narancia: "Listen up, asshole, I might not know what 5+7 is, but I know what 1 euro coin looks like."

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Abbacchio: "My good mood is just like the pen you are using right now." Bucciarati: "Please elaborate..." Abbacchio: "Throughout the day it randomly vanishes. Especially when I need it the most."

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Narancia: "Is there like an official term you would use when describing people who drive under the influence?" Fugo: "Idiots."

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Trish: "Can I ask you something?" Mista: "Hold on, I'm doing 3 things at once. And that is a lot for a man." Narancia: "Yeah, Trish, hold your thought. Boys can't multitask."

[neopronouns]

flag id: two flags with 9 stripes. the left flag's stripes are dark brown, dull brown, warm grey, light grey, very light grey, light grey, warm grey, dull brown, and dark brown. the right flag's stripes are dark brown, dull brown, warm grey, light grey, very light green, light grey, warm grey, dull brown, and dark brown.

banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.

centipedish | litecentipedish

centipedish: a gender that is, itself, a centipede

centipederal: a gender that is literally a centipede

[pt: centipedish: a gender that is, itself, a centipede

centipederal: a gender that is literally a centipede. end pt]

anon asked for the second term and i wanted to coin the first as a base! they both use colors from the centipedian flag and the second flag uses green to represent the literal nature (since i use purple for metaphors, fiction, etc. and green is its opposite). the terms are 'centiped' from 'centipede' + 'ish' and 'centipede' + 'eral' from 'literal'!

tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai

tags cont: @freezingnarc, @skrimbliest, @seraphtrix

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