#I DONT KNOW WHO RICKY IS

[protovoxxed]

so ProtoVox and arriving in Hell

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Song: Charlie's Inferno by The Handsome Devil

She had never thought he'd be denied at the gates of Heaven itself. She stared at Saint Peter as the angel gave her a cheery smile as a hole opened up in the clouds at her feet. The violent pull was quick and she had not a single moment to process what was happening to her as the white pearly gates faded to black.

...

She wasn't too sure how long she was unconscious on the ground but woke up to feeling someone touching her as if searching her body for items. The frantic touches got her to immediately sit up and jerk away from the hands and stare bewildered at a rat...person? Who looked just as surprised as she did.

"Woah calm down mi-...sir? Dude! Chill!" The person stalked closer to Violet hands up with a nervous smile as she scooted away bewildered by the giant talking rat. "I wasn't doin' anything suspicious! Promise... thought you were dead actually." He scoffed seemingly disappointed that she wasn't dead.

Violet looked him up and down as she scooted further back until her back hit a wall and she slowly stood up keeping her eyes on the giant rat.

"What the fuck... are you?" She looked disgusted, the rat man looked offended for a moment and then perked up and gave a mostly toothy grim flashing his yellow chompers at her. "Oh... ew..." He frowned.

"Well first of all Mis... Sir...? Boy? Girl? Buddy! Buddy, first of all, I'm a rodent, specifically a rat! AND not EW... A lot of sinner's teeth are yellow..." He watched the boxheaded person's expression as they nodded confused, peering down at them. "From my masterful deducing skills... you're new here! Hi! I'm Sticky Ricky." He extended a hand out to her. She leaned away more. "I'm not actually Sticky, it's a nickname given to me by the boss... What's your na- Wait, since you're new and I'm soooo generous, we should be buddies, I'll name you, I'll call you...TV boy! cause your head is a TV!"

"...What?" Ricky gestured at his own head then hers. Watched as Hell's newest addition reached up and started touching their nogging confused and alarmed. "What the hell..."

"Yup, that's where we are!" He snorted as he watched the confusion contort into alarm and panic. "Ey, before you freak out how do you like the nickname?" The look he got could only be described as exasperation and bewilderment. "What...?"

"It sucks... Are you serious? I'm... we... why am I in hell?" She jumped finally hearing her own voice, it was... strange. "What is wrong with my voice?" He looked like had something to say about the nickname-sucking comment but refrained.

"Yeah, I'm serious, and I can't tell you. Walk with me, TV boy." He slinked his way over slithering an arm around her shoulders and pulling her alongside him. "TV boy is a mouthful actually... what about... Cable? No?" He couldn't help but chuckle at the other glare. "We'll come up with names later.... uh by the way... what's goin on down... yonder?" He tightened his grip around Violet's shoulder when she tried to pull away from him after he shot that question at her. "Alright... a girl..." He thought for a bit, thinking of what to do with this one. His boss could use someone new. "Eh... Boy. You're a boy. Truuust me it'll be a lot easier lil guy." He cackled from the pointed look he got as he tugged her along. "Truuust me, kid, you are NOT going to regret that. And you look like a boy anyway save for your skirt." Ricky kept pulling Violet along and kept throwing names at her as the two walked and talked.

To be Continued Maybe...

[mantis-yippee]

2 DAYS TILL THE TRAILER!

Today is a request

Baldjungasaurus

Binoceratops

Y'know the more I look at major, the more I realize how BIG he is

Baldrius makes a cameo

[chronicblackdespondency]

why do all my dads play guitar

[kudakii]

can you sense the pattern here

[joysmercer]

ok but. imagine

gina accidentally telling ricky she doesn't want a [public] proposal but to ricky (she thinks) it sounds like she doesn't want a proposal at all because she worded it badly. and he doesn't really react in any way but gina comes home and immediately bursts into tears and terri's like "just propose to him instead problem solved". and then the two of them spend the rest of the evening planning the thing out because this is the kind of thing porters find fun i guess and they decide the best time would be just before her graduation party in a couple of months and gina gives terri the very important task of wrangling ricky because there are only two people in this world who can ensure he's somewhere ready and on time without question and one of them is doing the proposing so.

the next day ricky comes to pick gina up for another date (gotta maximize her last spring break of college!) and while waiting for her to get ready he lets terri know he's planning to propose just before gina's graduation party (yeah.) and could she please make sure gina gets her hair and nails done or whatever that morning and get her to the place at the right time so he can pop the question but not say anything to her or their friends because he wants it to be a surprise?

and now terri has a headache.

(and has to buy a hot glue gun because of course they're both planning to go all out with their respective proposals too.)

[cliveguy]

out of all the situations that make people on here talk like conservatives, atheism is the funniest one... i have to read a million quirky posts about catholic guilt but the second you find out some people don't do that shit you're suddenly the most spiritual person to ever walk the earth and god's most perfect princess?

[whoareyoueventhough]

Journeys of an Aquacadet with face blindness 😔😔😔

[tracing-lines-in-the-infinite]

I'm 4.5 episodes into Unsleeping City and I love Cody so much- he's just perfect for Murph.

Also (completely related) I wanna hug Ricky- he forgot to buckle up because he needed to save the kid and got hurt!! That's gotta hurt both physically and mentally dude.

[trashworldblog]

im glad that no matter the bit

we all come together and commit to the bit

i wonder where we got that from...

[psychojetcocktail]

i love when fallout new vegas dudebros try and explain latin to me :3 *eye twitch*

[trendfag]

tumblr teenagers please learn that other peoples pets are none of your business

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

my biggest sin right now is not knowing what songs fit for appleshipping... the playlist is only worth 9 minutes help 😢

[cielospeaks]

this is completely and utterly a shitpost but list of potential ricky ds outfits

(most? likely): amadeus the movie

+fits his backstory really well and he could fit as either of the main characters (moz was frustrated when he became an adult and wanted people to respect his music and ideas and not just cute childishness, sal has inferiority abt his music and keeps a lot to himself), would potentially look nice w demon symphony (mask buddies!)

-might be too early to be ds since its from the 80s (please)

(somewhat likely): music man

+would be very wholesome and cute, ricky also has an inconventional means of music and like the main character is good at using his charisma/charm to get around things, cmon i just want to see ricky in a cute little boater hat and bowtie or a marching band uniform im literally going feral over the karaoke outfits, timeline is probably safe since its an old ish movie

-they might not do it bc ricky is typecast as a european nobleman (booo), the main character is probably more crafty and sly than nervous ol ricky

(this is just wish fulfillment): young frankenstein (or chocolate factory)

+yf story fits ricky really well: european man from a famous/infamous family trying desperately to escape his reputation, soft spoken but firm, but eventually his destiny catches up to him. they both have similar temperaments imo. for cf its more that i want to see him in this meme

-doesnt necessarily have to do with music (but guys. the violin scene from yf it could happen. or the tap dancing sequence too!!!), time is girigiri being from 70s

(??? i literally have no idea): totc charles darnay

+like even more parallels. half french nobleman leaves his birthplace and rejects/is rejected by his family, tries to make a life for himself but his past catches up to him and he (almost) dies for it. the french revolution ties might be a big plus for this one

-has gosh nothing to do with music which should be a minus for me but i adore totc so yes please, i have no idea if there are adaptations of the story within the timeframe bc i am a book nerd lol, ricky might have a dead twin sibling which isnt really totc but does support the doppelganger angle of syd and charles

[realkilljoyhoursnow]

🌎 OPERATION HOT CHIMP

For TOO LONG the DD fandom has been in shambles, ppl arguing spreading misinfo, straying from the original concept etc. Remember when we were supposed to make Nananana the most viewed video on Youtube, yea that didnt pan out did it.

Well I believe i have a solution....🤯🤯

July 26 is going to be a WORLD WIDE DANGER DAYS BLAST. We're going to post fics, hcs, art, cosplays, vids etc to show ppl that were back with a force. 💥🙌

Im setting some ground rules for this content and all DD content going forward. ive thought about them for a while and i think theyre fair. new rules for OPERATION HOT CHIMP are as follows,

🦍 No sayin you wanna fuck Tommy chow/lo mein, witch or that clown guy

🦍 Vayas not going to fuck you either so just let that one rest

🦍 OCs are fine but no more crossovers. i dont think sherlocks gonn show up in the zones to say "hmmmm i have a mystery for...............PARTY POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

🦍 OC names can only have 2 words, noone cares how many dracks Toxic Orgy Bomb Shit Chromatic Biscuits Pie has killed

🦍 Tbh OC names should be more original in general, theyve all got named like Titty Detonator, for exmaple mines called Ricky Bobby (my fav will ferell movie), its laid back, funny movie reference etc also hes a racecar driver like the real Ricky bobby

🦍 Dr. Death Defyings real name is not "Steve." Its charles

🦍 Power Pup is made from DOG FOOD not "grinded up exterminators"

🦍 No more sayin Kobra kid is 🇬🇧british. Tbh the royals probably died in the wars, and thats a huge part of the "Being british package"

🦍 If you write/draw stuff about the four you HAVE to include the girl. "i dont like her shes boring" idc, the girl is the center of dd, she keeps fun ghoul from doin stupid stuff like sticking his dick in the mailbox and yellin "FORGIVE THIS BITCH"

Rn ppl outside the dd fandom make fun of us, sayin "haha its the wierd sewer of the mcrmy."

Thats bc they see the DD fandom as 💥💥💣🤮🙄🙄😑😐💣 But with OPERATION HOT CHIMP, i know we can turn it into 💿💃🍡🦍👈⛽🍆🤯🛴💰🗿

Call it CODENAME GORILLA when your around non-DD ppl (normies). We're going to blow their minds with the biggest blast the MCRmy has ever seen🤯🤯 July 26, write it down 📝

No this is not a joke....someone needs to straighten things up around here....might as well be me🤌

As Ricky Bobby said shake....and BAKE🤛

How I feel reading this ask. What the hell yall doing over there in the fandom

[skyburger]

oh i got recommended a video of john romero playing myhouse.wad and i had to think on who he was. i was like "is this the doom guy" so i looked him up and went on his wikipedia page and discovered we have the same birthday... so awesome. ive never known anyone with the same bday as me not even fictional characters except for bill fucking gates 😭😭😭 WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BILL GATES!!! anyway yes he is in fact the doom guy (and apparently the wolfenstein 3D and quake guy! which i did not know) so me and john romero are birthday buddies now. shoutsout to mr. romero

[meth0ne]

HOW TO SHIFT STEP BY STEP NO CLICKBAIT

(if you have any questions, don’t be shy)

Hello everyone, I’m Methone

I would like to introduce to you my method called “no clickbait method 100% works”.

I am a shifter since the famous haunted for shifters 2020. But I’ve never believed that I need to drink 10 litres of water to shift or to do other dumb sh!t.

So it was easier for me to find my way to shift.

Just few weeks ago, I would ask some different bloggers about what to do.

But then

I’ve asked myself.

Because who knows me better than myself?

STEP ONE

I would like you to ask yourself a question: Who makes decisions in my life? (if you answer someone that is not you. Bruh. Start again)

STEP TWO

Another question to yourself: Who do I trust the most? (of course it’s beyoncè (i don’t want to risk anything))

STEP THREE

Take a few breaths in.

STEP FOUR

Now. How many hours you’ve been scrolling on shiftblr/shifttok/amino or other apps in order to find out “how to shift”?

STEP FIVE (the violent one)

(this step will blow your mind)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU ARE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON THIS INSTEAD OF JUST SHIFTING?

GURL YOU ARE THE METHOD.

YOU ARE NO CLICKBAIT.

YOU ARE THE 100% GUARANTEE.

YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SHIFT.

FEEL YOURSELF IN YOUR DR

JUST SAY “I AM” BOOM YOU ARE THERE

OH MY GOD METHONE HOW DID YO-

BECAUSE I AM YOU DUMBASS

THATS HOW

THINK ABOUT WHAT WILL YOU DO, WHAT WILL YOU TASTE AND SMELL

you know why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THERE.

YOU ARE.

YOU. ARE.

Now go lay down, stand up or sit down and simply shift :)

And you better not scroll after this post because when I catch you Ricky-

When I catch you.

Best Regards

Methone.

p.s: I know there’s a lot of posts like this. But i know from MY experience that when someone has the mindset from 2020 those posts does help. BUT IF YOU DONT HAVE THAT MINDSET WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING MY P.S NOTE?

Go shift.