#shifting violently

[meth0ne]

HOW TO SHIFT STEP BY STEP NO CLICKBAIT

(if you have any questions, don’t be shy)

Hello everyone, I’m Methone

I would like to introduce to you my method called “no clickbait method 100% works”.

I am a shifter since the famous haunted for shifters 2020. But I’ve never believed that I need to drink 10 litres of water to shift or to do other dumb sh!t.

So it was easier for me to find my way to shift.

Just few weeks ago, I would ask some different bloggers about what to do.

But then

I’ve asked myself.

Because who knows me better than myself?

STEP ONE

I would like you to ask yourself a question: Who makes decisions in my life? (if you answer someone that is not you. Bruh. Start again)

STEP TWO

Another question to yourself: Who do I trust the most? (of course it’s beyoncè (i don’t want to risk anything))

STEP THREE

Take a few breaths in.

STEP FOUR

Now. How many hours you’ve been scrolling on shiftblr/shifttok/amino or other apps in order to find out “how to shift”?

STEP FIVE (the violent one)

(this step will blow your mind)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU ARE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON THIS INSTEAD OF JUST SHIFTING?

GURL YOU ARE THE METHOD.

YOU ARE NO CLICKBAIT.

YOU ARE THE 100% GUARANTEE.

YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SHIFT.

FEEL YOURSELF IN YOUR DR

JUST SAY “I AM” BOOM YOU ARE THERE

OH MY GOD METHONE HOW DID YO-

BECAUSE I AM YOU DUMBASS

THATS HOW

THINK ABOUT WHAT WILL YOU DO, WHAT WILL YOU TASTE AND SMELL

you know why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THERE.

YOU ARE.

YOU. ARE.

Now go lay down, stand up or sit down and simply shift :)

And you better not scroll after this post because when I catch you Ricky-

When I catch you.

Best Regards

Methone.

p.s: I know there’s a lot of posts like this. But i know from MY experience that when someone has the mindset from 2020 those posts does help. BUT IF YOU DONT HAVE THAT MINDSET WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING MY P.S NOTE?

Go shift.

[sunlit-mess]

sane fr

[imagine-shenanigans]

Ugh I neeeeeed more of that ghost fic where he basically assigns himself as your boyfriend after defending you from a creep 😭😭 he’s so yuck but also where my men at

great news i started writing it as a oneshot but in the meantime heres some extra ideas to tide you over that im not sure if theyre going in the fic or not

Ghost doesnt end up touching you sexually at first, its all just grounding to him. Almost reverent, at times, when you wake up to him in your bed and he wasnt there before, fingertips running along your skin, eyes half lidded. Like something he never thought he could have. Presses his face to the crook of your neck and breathes. Its so soft and... well, tender, that you almost forget he broke in again. (Almost.)

calling the cops on him does absolutely nothing. every complaint is wiped from the database, any time you try and report him to a commanding officer... nothing. He's a fucking ghost, what did you expect? To invite him in and be done wirh him when he gets scary? No sweetheart, you take the whole of him whether you like it or not. (And you will like it, he will make sure of it.) The first time you call the cops and go to a hotel room, he flips you onto your stomach and spanks you raw, makes you cockwarm him with your mouth for an hour at least while he tells you exactly what you did wrong. Slips a remote control vibrator in you and then a chastity belt and sends you on your merry way back home when he's done. Sets the vibrator off at random times during the night

The first time you complain to Price, the captain just raises an eyebrow, and sighs. Tells you that he's not going to get involved in anyone's marriage, and you blink at him, dumbly, until Ghost walks in. When Price repeats himself, this time to Ghost, Simon huffs and takes you home. He spanks your pussy hard between edges, but eats you out reverently for the rest of the night, rutting his hips into the mattress as you sob and writhe against where your wrists are bound behind your back. When you're all wrung out he slips a ring on your finger and warns you not to take it off.

Simon pulls you into his lap while watching movies, running his hand along your sides soothingly. He doesn't watch horror movies, or slashers, surprisingly enough. He won't entertain the idea of anything even remotely scary and flicks it off with a displeased hum, turning it to cartoons when you try and put on Scream (half to make a point, half for the joke) and pulls you down onto hsi chest so youre cuddling.

This Simon hates to see you cry, hates discomfort, hates anything negative (but understands ehen it happens). You're his girl, and hes your man, and so that means you should be happy. He wants to treat you right, even as he chips your phone so he can find it anywhere. Can find YOU anywhere. Won't take no for an answer. He does whatever he pleases, because you're his. And you do whatever you please because he's YOURS. Gets rock fucking hard if you push him down and ride his face or his cock, hell if you lay next to him, and press his fingers to your clit he'll take care of you for hours until you stop.

You punish HIM once, just to see if you can, and are astonished when Simon lets you mark him up with hickies because he was out too late drinking. He lets you edge him for an hour, and takes it because youre his wife and he knows he fucked up. (Only lets you do this when he feels like it though. When he decides you're right. Or thinks its fun.)

Also gets rock hard when you're jealous - even if you try not to be. to remjnd yourself that hes invented a relationship in his head, that hes a creep, etc... he just presses you into the mattress and coos softly at you, his thick cock pumping in and out of you as tears bead in your eyes. Tells you how precious you are, and fucks the jealousy out of you for hours if need be. Then he holds you close, making you cockwarm him. He presses soft kisses to your head and runs his hands over your skin. Lets you drool on his chest and snore and shuffle around in your sleep. Chuckles when you snuggle into him

[foldingfittedsheets]

I am too small to survive the world today. I ended up helping three guests simultaneously with no one to help me with processes I don’t know yet like picking up a bed in another state while I try to juggle three people and the phones all at once.

[feinv]

My period started and all I want is JW to put his massive hand on my lower stomach and make the cramps go away.

(I didn’t get to see my IRL loving husband today because my cramps were absolutely pissers.)

-H

john wick x f!reader. period stuff. fluff & a loving husband <3

this man would be stressing more than you on your period cuz he knows your emotions are all over the place, and if last month all you wanted was to be left alone, it could be the complete opposite this time. either way, he always has a drawer of your favorite snacks ready and if you want something else he would be on his feet in a second and take his car keys, telling you he would be back in fifteen minutes.

obviously he got a heating pad for you, but it never did much help. you were convinced his hands would do the job better, and lucky for you, you were right. ;)

so when you two were cuddling in the bed in a weird position with a random tv show playing on the laptop, your body shifted closer to his as he spooned you from behind. you guided his hands under your shirt and onto your lower stomach. a contented sigh left your mouth at that, unsure if it was the feeling of his lips leaving soft kisses on your neck, or just the fact that he was a literal walking human furnace, and his warm hands felt so so nice against your exposed flesh, his thumb drawing soothing circles and grazing your belly button every now and then.

“feeling better?” he whispered in your ear as he felt your whole body relax, his usually stoic and harsh voice always so caring and affectionate towards you.

you mumbled something resembling a yes as you felt yourself dozing off in his arms, the excruciating pain finally fading away. <3

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

literally no one was doing it like natsuno yuuki. he was genre savvy but he was also fucking gay so he still died. after his death he started dressing like the google search results for gay vampire. his only friends were his homoerotic bestie, an adult medical professional speed running his descent into madness, and two random kids he dug up his stalker’s grave with. he became a vampire and was immediately better at it than all of the other vampires but he thought they were bitches so he didn’t even tell them he turned. his last words was that he was never going to make it out of that town alive but if anyone could have it was him and that’s what makes him so tragic. he died trying to save someone who was never ever going to save him back. he wasn’t afraid to die because he was already dead. he burned the entire town to the ground mourning his own death and he didn’t do it to save a single goddamn person, he did it because they murdered him and he was going to fucking hurt them back for it. I’m obsessed with him

[calypsolemon]

kinda hate that when stores pull back their pride shit bc homophobic protestors are threatening the workers, ppl on this website for some reason ascribe the removal of pride merch as the "sign things are going to get worse for us" and not the. workers being targets of homophobic harassment part

[traumatizedjaguar]

Awe poor baby man has a puny fragile ego and can’t handle women rejecting him or criticizing him or having boundaries or just living our lives :( so sad. he’s the real victim. the real victim is the “man” with a big dainty ego who emotionally manipulates women. :( his poor childhood is to blame not him :(

[aetherilyyy]

ugh i wanna shift so bad but ARRRGHHHH i never have the time to do it 💔💔+i live in a loud ass house and its just !!! RAAAAAAA im so gonna cry

[meth0ne]

𝙼𝚈 𝙻𝚄𝙲𝙸𝙳 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙹𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙽𝙴𝚈/𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙾𝙳

Hello It’s me, Methone again 🤟

I’ve been lucid dreaming, every single night for a week.

I’ve always wanted to achieve it, since i was idk 6

AND I’VE TRIED EVERY STUPID METHOD. I’ll tell you that

I know that those methods does work for some people but I am not one of them😔

And then a week ago, I thought “who the fuck will tell me what to do to achieve my goal”

Since we all know about the void state, shifting and lucid dreaming I’ll go straight to “THE METHOD”.

╰┈☆ THE METHOD ☆┈╯

1. I put on this banger👇 on my headphones and i lie down (i always do this when i feel that i’ll be tired soon or when i know i can make myself fall asleep pretty easily. BUT NOT TOO TIRED)

2. When I’m listening to this i affirm just the simplest and most beautiful “I am” (i listen to that for an hour at least) But sometimes my mind wonder and i think about some stupid things like “should i pee? or not?” for an hour and it still works for me.

3. When i take off my headphones and i hear in my ears that dubumdubum sound, i know that I’m ready.

4. Then i just lie on my bed in comfortable position to fall asleep and i repeat in my head “I am aware, I am aware”

5. Booom you are lucid dreaming

6. (extra tip) I visualise that I am already counting my fingers.

Thank you for reading this:) I hope my “method” (i hate this word) will work for you! I’m waiting for your stories in the comments.

I love you, beautiful people.

[hanniewinnix]

Im gonna kill someone who says this isn't webgott🔪

[llumimoon]

Did NOT have time to draw Henry birthday art today so instead take this wip of Hen and Mercedes first meeting in an AU of mine <3 tehe

[sarahwatchesthings]

[New season complaint warning. Scroll on if you don't want to read complaints about the new season.]

Trying to figure out who RTD's target audience is here.

First episode: Most likely to appeal to kids and um... the criminally insane? People with head injuries? Strange choice for an opener to say the least. Even as a kid I would not have liked this one.

Second episode: Not bad, good fun, still going to appeal mostly to kids, especially since it suddenly turns into a musical at the end.

Third episode: HEAVY COMMENTARY ON WAR AND CAPITALISM. THE IMMEDIATE THREAT OF HORRIBLE DEATH. CORPSES COMPRESSED INTO PORTABLE TUBES.

Fourth episode: Temporal paradox. Spooky old lady who will definitely give kids nightmares. The Doctor is gone for almost all of the episode.

Just some weird choices to me. I can't help wondering how newcomers to the show are reacting, especially since they wanted to call this season 1 as if to welcome in new viewers.

Looking forward to episode five as the next piece of this fascinating puzzle.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I saw that you might actually kill off some characters in your lights out au and pls pls pLS PROVIDE SOFT CUTE DOODLES OF THE DECEASED BECAUSE MY HEART CANNOT HANDLE IT- ESPECIALLY WALLY ORZ

Also me, the dark side that loves whump fics: Suffer! Make them cry! Make me cry! Do your worst!!!!

ah, but if i provided soft scribbles Then! you would all know Who kicks the bucket(s)!! and i'm not sure if i'm ready to share those details yet <3

[reitziluz]

i survived the worst typing lesson so far. felt as bad as trying to pat your stomach and pat your head at the same time. (i have never been good at stuff like that, never was able to play drums either)

i've also gone through enough keys that it's viable to start forcing myself to type "properly" and it's pure torture because ofc i'm now slow as shit

[greeneyedvamp]

I saw a post the other day wishing there were more queer ships with characters who are good people, and began thinking about why I'm drawn to queer characters who do fucked up shit instead. tw: internalized homophobia

My family and friends, to whom I've been out for a couple of years, have mostly been accepting and nice. However, I can't easily discuss my queerness with anyone in my life because it is entirely centered around masturbation and sexual arousal. I don't have crushes, I don't date and don't particularly want to, I've never had sex and I doubt I'll ever build a family the way my relatives seem to expect. As a result, I tend to see myself as a pervert whenever I'm attracted to someone irl, and I avoid mentioning that I'm gay to people who don't already know for fear of either being perceived as a freak or as fake because I have nothing to show for it.

Romantic queer fluff to me can feel good at first, but often eventually transforms into fomo and self-loathing for not fitting into the story: not experiencing romantic feelings the way the characters seem to, having poor social skills and not looking the part.

But within stories (and fandoms) like Hannibal that feature queer love that doesn't fall within the mainstream framework of romance or ethics, set on a background of murder, I find every corner of my mind to be acceptable and true. They provide me with a vast alternative mental space to engage with, discover or observe aspects of my psyche (not limited to queerness, as the need to single it out vanishes, though it remains inherent), free of the need to mold myself into a predetermined image. In relation to this media, the secrecy is reframed from that of alienation to that of uniqueness, and with narratives to fall back on, I feel more able to face the world.

The following screenshots also articulate my feelings wonderfully: