#I DIDNT EXPECT THIS AT ALL

[monaco-the-monster]

Friendship (relationship) I didn't know I needed but I cannot live without now

[daikonghost143]

SCREAMING??? OH MY GOD I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE NOTICED HOLY SHIT?? THEYRE LIKE MY FAVORITE ARTIST OH MY GOD WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING IT

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

what the flying fuck DAMN

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

This destroyed me btw

[onetwothree-moved]

HOW THE FUCK IS DREW WINNING

[1alchemistart]

dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!

happy valentines day :D

[ghosty-0w0]

:DDD

I maaaaaaaaaaaay have made a small lil quiz outta boredom :3

Just a lil disclaimer I am not very good at making quizzes and the answers are limited cuz I'm uncreative. :')

IMMA @ SOME MOOTS NOW TO SPREAD THE WORD HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH @godofautism @taperecorder-gizmo @ofthefrogs @ghosty-0w0 @averagetmntfan @mikey-rottmnt @trashyandtiredsol @annelostshoe @gummy-worms-in-my-brain @lobotomize-d @chiperti @glastly @donniesbrows @potatoeofwisdom @justmesadlysry @i-ate-your-dog-srry @finleyforevermore @mellybabbles @it-came-from-mount-ebott @thatboredaroace @artsandstoriesandstuff @wishtale-blogs heheheheheh :]

[hprewetts]

Okay ive seen a lot of talk around crimson rivers and i wanted to see what the fuss was about and dip my toes in the jegulus dynamic and it's a thg au????

[inktho]

—Is there something you want to show me?

[shebsart]

Im sick with flu so naturally I picked up my newly bought copy of Howl's Moving Castle which includes DWJ interviews in the back.

And im in love with the way she tells these stories feels like a part of her books.

And my favorite:

The magic in the mundane :)

edit: I'm copying the ID by @princess-of-purple-prose below, thank you!

[ID: Excerpts of printed text which read:

I suppose there's also a biographical element in that Sophie is the eldest of three sisters, and so am I. The idea for Sophie grew out of the time I discovered I had a very severe milk allergy. I almost lost the use of my legs and had to walk with the aid of a stick. I was moderately young, but because of this I suddenly became old.

I had to wait until I knew what Wizard Howl was like. I began to discover Howl about the time when one of my sons took to spending several hours in the bathroom every morning and I got really, really, really annoyed with him.

Where were you when you wrote it? I wrote the book the way I write everything, stretched out on the big sofa in my sitting room, in everyone's way. This often annoys my husband rather a lot.

which made me burst out laughing. I laughed and laughed at the seven league boot, and when I came to the bit where Sophie accidentally makes Howl's suit twenty times too big for him, I laughed so much that I fell off the sofa. My husband was really irritated by this time. He snapped, "You can't be making yourself laugh!" And I gasped, "But I am, I am!" and rolled about on the floor.

Are any of your relatives or friends included in the book? Yes, well the thing that started me off writing the book was a friend of mine who never does her laundry. She has it around the place in huge bags for often as much as a year. When she does tip it all out and try to wash it, she discovers all sorts of clothes that she has forgotten she had.

Which is your favourite part of the book and why? I like the book all over, but I suppose if I had to choose a bit, I'd choose the place where Howl gets a cold. It so happened that when I was writing this bit, my husband caught a bad cold. He is the world's most histrionic cold catcher. He moans, he coughs, he piles on the pathos, he makes strange noises, he blows his nose exactly like a bassoon in a tunnel, he demands bacon sandwiches at all hours, and he is liable to appear (usually wrapped in someone else's dressing gown) at any time, announcing that he is dying of neglect and boredom. So all I had to do was write it down. End ID]

[libraryofgage]

Been having Secretly Smart Steve thoughts except it's less that his intellect is a secret and more that nobody ever noticed lmao

The initial thought for this is based on my mom's stories about acting like a ditzy airhead in high school but then graduating with honors

Within five minutes of walking into high school Steve definitely clocked that being cool was more important than being smart right? So he didn't really let on that he was good at class stuff and just let people think he was a simple jock

And Steve graduating isn't a huge thing cuz it happens during UD stuff which means they all miss graduation ceremony and just get their degrees later, so it's not like anyone saw the honors tassels that steve was given to wear with his grad gown

And the first real hint is Lucas trying to make a basket and getting frustrated. And Steve is like "here I'll show you" and proceeds to make every throw he makes from anywhere on the court and when Lucas asks how the fuck he does that Steve shrugs and is like "well, i mean, its all angles man"

Later Mike and Will are working on an egg drop project (you know the ones) and getting worked up cuz the eggs keep cracking. Steve has been watching TV or something the whole time and outta nowhere is like "yall are missing shock absorption and proper wind resistance, duh"

Nancy is trying to decode some number based cipher for fun but it's becoming rapidly Not Fun and Steve looks over her shoulder for like two seconds and goes "group the numbers into twos, subtract 18 from each, and then it's the alphabet letter based on the number" and then just walks off

Dustin is taking an engineering class and is having trouble building a bridge cuz it keeps collapsing when he sends a hot wheels car over it. Steve tells him he needs more load-bearing beams and to distribute the weight evenly and Dustin is surprised when it works

And, of course, Eddie sees all of this so one day when Max or Erica ask for help with some geometry homework he takes the worksheet they give him and immediately passes it along to Steve, waves off their disbelief, and sits all smug while Steve explains concepts they'd been missing entirely

[nyancrimew]

tumblr content moderation just dealt with all FIVE hate speech reports i have made over the last 24 hours in one go, i am not sure if they are actually putting in extra work on catching up right now or if this is because im a big blog and have publicly talked about these hateful asks, but im glad something is being done at least. it will still take a lot for me to be able to really trust this site again, all because of a public tantrum of a CEO, but at least some people on the inside appear to be trying to do what they can.

[emedeme]

While the world is ending (again), the Hero of Ferelden and his son are on a journey together...

(AKA why the Warden and Kieran are missing, they're somewhere else having their own family adventure)

[v3ry-cherry]

omhdfhhkhjk

[kitonmitons]

Isn’t it so funny that @photomatt spent days pleading and begging and swearing up and down that he wasn’t transphobic bc he has trans employees, and then posts a video of a comedy skit by a person who believes people are trans bc of grooming and manipulation, and then that same video gets taken down for violating community guidelines. Lol

edit: updated the language, the skit itself isn’t inherently transphobic (from what I can see), but the comedian herself is transphobic. Sorry friends!

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #25

Amity Park is seen as a tourist trap, like the whole town. No one in Amity is aware of this. All tourists think the townees are just really into the act.

One (or multiple) super families have decided to go on a Classic American Road Trip™. Which means they simply must visit all the tourist traps they see!

While in Amity, on a guided bus tour, there is a ghost attack. While the other passengers are thrilled with the commitment to the bit, the superfamily starts to become suspicious.