#I COOKED????
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Uh. Who let me cook
#this fic did NOT mean to exist#3k words????? WHAT???#how did this happen#MY LONGEST FIC????#AND IT TOOK LIKE 5 HOURS??? MAXIMUM???#its C R A z Y#I was like “Oh yeah I can qrite anything I want! I'll do something self indulgent!”#*makes my best fic*#.... WHAAAAT???????#LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO???#I COOKED????#its for something i havent said much about#for my mlb sth au#KINDA CANON? half canon. quarter canon???#idk#it doesn't happen to the nick and terios we know and love
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More high lesbian antics involving food
#i was making hot apple cider if anyone cares#my art#artists on tumblr#lgbt art#comic#lgbt comic#i love my wife she really struggles with cooking while stoned
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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#mothman#mothford#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls au#Monster Hunter Pines AU#digital art#my art#procreate#I love the first drawing so much dude idk how I cooked that#can’t believe Stanley was about to shoot the Mothman smh doesn’t he know that’s his brother’s favourite??#ignore the fact Stan looks different in literally every one of these drawings LMAO
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism#good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry#APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS#eliza cook#is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it#the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed#words#gay belligerence
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I'm afraid I must report I'm obsessed with the wicked movie
#this came out very cartoony and i dont think i'll be drawing them THIS cartoony again but it was fun#cooking some gelphie also. obviously#i love them your honor.................#glinda upland#galinda upland#wicked#wicked 2024#elphaba#elphaba thropp#im kinda happy with the like. shapes here#art#wicked art#wicked fanart#gelphie
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Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.
No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.
Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.
(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)
Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.
Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?
Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.
Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!
#(a few months later) Red Hood: I AM NOT CALLING YOU ALL GOOD BOYS YOU THOUGHT I WAS THEIR DAD?????????????#in their defense... he kept cooking for bats and agressively mother-henning... how could they know???#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#batman#dcu#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#this is such a stupid concept but-
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
#it's november obvs#december is not like this!!#today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game#while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire'#for 1.5 hours#zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth#and then somehow i cooked dinner
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#Dungeon Meshi#Delicious In Dungeon#dungeonmeshiedit#senshi#dmgifs#mygifs#this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why#this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking#500#1k#5k#10k
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FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!
This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))
also the YouTube link!!
#I COOKED#it was a slow roast BUT NONETHELESS#artists on tumblr#digital art#animated#animation#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magpod#the magnus archives#tmagp fanart#alice dyer#sam khalid#gwen bouchard#lena kelley#colin becher#celia ripley#tmagp needles#ink5oul
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"guys we're so cooked" "it's wraps" "the end is near" shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up. i say that with love because you are probably saying it out of distress and hopelessness, but for your own well-being and for everyone else's, please stop saying this shit.
no we are not "cooked." and by saying that, by the way, you are giving more power to the neo-nazi oligarchy in charge.
they want you to abandon all hope of a better life. they want you to believe "oh well, it's over, we might as well stop trying to fight back and just resign ourselves to despair forever."
every time you get on tiktok and comment "guys we're so cooked haha it's over," you are feeding into the mindset of hopeless compliance. you are, unknowingly, spreading this infectious idea that just because we've lost one battle, we've lost the entire war.
your words matter. i am saying this out of love and concern for our future, but please stop choosing words of defeat.
#“we're cooked” is becoming like a genuine trigger for me and i do not think i have ever had a “trigger” before#daisy speaks ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚#politics#hopecore#hopepunk#oligarchy#free luigi#just thought id throw that one in there <3#greatest hits
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Time to cook 🫓
Commissioned by oceanchairsky, thank you so much! Any artist's dream to get paid to draw their OCs
#mouse#mouseworld#cooking#food#my art#fun fact: young deer mice are gray before they turn ginger#theyre darker than the ones in the picture though... but i dont want to mess around too much bc watercolors have no 'undo' button#finished commission
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#silco#silco arcane#jinx#jinx arcane#my art#please dont repost#my jinx bell design is back !#ngl i kinda cooked with that idea#this time it's more HD#i also bought the arcane artbook and i love jinx's notes#she's so unserious#in today's episode fren will draw more jinx & silco#because it seems to be my life since 2021
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nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)
#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#grian#waffle duo#isdoodles#ppl out there cooking angsty as hell stuff or something super impressive or super cute. meanwhile#meanwhile i just love drawing the stupidest shit ever HASDJKAWKAWBRHG
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈
#this is so deeply unserious i’m sorry#been cooking this up in my head for weeks now#based on a conversation i had with a friend who’s also a bi 4 bi percabeth truther#for some reason the post button isn’t working on my phone so i’m typing these tags out on my ipad like a loser#not sure i like the colors but that seems to be me with all the stuff i make rn lol#my art#fan art#artists on tumblr#percy jackson#pjo#percabeth#annabeth chase#riordanverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#bisexual#bi 4 bi percabeth#percabeth fanart
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They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food
#dungeon meshi#senshi dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#comic#not pictured is giovanni potage whos also telling me to make soup#and the medieval cooking music playlist i put on
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