#I CANT BELIVE IT WORKED???

[poisxninthewater]

TAYLOR SWIFT JUST PLAYED RED AND GETAWAY CAR AT MY SHOW??! SHE PLAYED THE MOST KITTY CODED SONGS IN FRONT OF ME TF????

[nibbelraz]

I am endlessly entertained by the prospect of MBJ just having literally no clue how human physiology works, and thus believing everything he hears (which, paired with SQH's propensity for saying dumb shit without thinking, is a recipe for disaster)

like:

SQH: ugh if I read any more expense reports my eyeballs will fall out of my head

MBJ: *frantically gathering as many expense reports as he can carry before shoving them into the fire*

SQH: *literally watching all his work burn up in flames* i-

MBJ: please hold in your eyeballs

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SQH, offhandedly: lmao wei qingwei ate so many bao buns at the festival that I honestly think he's going to turn into one

MBJ, absolutely horrified, actually gives his condolences to the (very confused) human man because this affliction which will soon take his humanity is a fate worse than death. Also he starts hiding SQH's melon seeds

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SQH: ugh I'm so stressed out i'm gonna EXPLODE

MBJ: NO-

Yes YES OH man Shang Qinghua definitely has no filter when complaining about stuff, Poor Mobei he's learning so many awful things about humans and how MUCH DANGER THEYRE IN (how much danger his favorite human is in)

He tries to learn more about what can happen to his poor human so he's spying on Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghuas meetings only to hear them BOTH dramatically explain how tired they are, Shen Qingqiu with some peak lord duties juggled with Binghe and Shang Qinghua with just the amount of paper work and how they both won't make it if things don't slow down soon which prompts Mobei to immediately tell Luo Binghe that his consort is going to DIE if he doesn't get rest immediately this second

I can see this getting SO out of hand so fast, He'd bury Shang Qinghua in blankets and hold him tight so absolutely nothing can bother him and he'd be safe

[trashmakerarticle]

Okay but before the justice league met the rest of the batfam I have a scenario

At one point one of the justice league, prolly Superman catches a ride with Batman for whatever reason and Superman being the goofy man he is, is getting awkward at the quiet notices a cd saying “the bat jams” and so he puts in the disc making a joke about Batman listening to heavy metal before B could even stop.

Superman isn’t sure what he expected but the blaring lyrics or barbie world is certainly not it, he looks over to B with shock written all over his face but Batman will not tell about the fact that the kids had contributed to make that cd for him as a joke, he will not risk the knowledge of his family getting out there, will not risk more potential danger to come there way, and honestly didn’t want to deal with the questions.

And so all he simply says is “mm good song”

Superman is FROZEN, he feels like he discovered a new layer of Batman but he still can’t believe that he owns a disc that’s called ‘the bat jams’ and has barbie world on it, he simply can’t process the information that has just been given to him.

[teabutmakeitazure]

told my mom I don't feel like her daughter or blood because of the way she treats my cousin and she told me I'm being ridiculous and petty

[the-good-luck-anomaly]

[mimi-weka]

Losing my mind how Katsuki "Kacchan" Bakugou made us trending with two different tags!

The one and only Kacchan!

[gh0sty]

Crystal cat boy <33

[i-am-thevoid]

IM SO EXCITED ABOUT MY NEW TOOLBOX OMFG.

[random-tree]

Now reading higurashi it really feels like Lambda and Bern were created to reflect Takano and Rika but after the author decided he wanted Lambda and Bern to have homorotic tension he changed Lambda to reflect off Satoko more instead, it's so weird. I was already not the biggest fan of Lambda and Bern's characters (esp with ep 8) because of how disconnected they are from the narrative and how much screen time they are given despite that but I accepted them as important devices, but the vagueness of Lambda bothers me so much

I know 7th expansion isn't big on authorial intent but god this type of vagueness grates on me

It's like with Tiso from HK. Is his death supposed to showcase what foolish bravery gets you or just a dig at an uncooperative backer? I'll never know. How can I become emotionally invested in something if I'm left wondering if even the author is interested?

Vagueness is fine of the plot elements are vague but the emotional core is intact. And that's why Lambda bothers me. Who is she at her core. Is she and Bern a personification of Rika and Takano's relationship with fate and that theme being carried and expanded upon in umineko. If so that's fine but nooo we had to have homorotic tension (I can't believe I'm complaining about this) between them and lambda is now Satoko despite Satoko having nothing to do with the theme of certainty.

It's just muddies the emotional core that I was already not all that interested in.

Oh but what about our murder lesbian representation-

Just make Tohya a trans girl who realised it through his exploration of Beato's character in the forgeries, making them technically a lesbian couple through time.

Fuck

This shit is just homestuck

ALSO IF YOU TELL ME TO WATCH GOU & SOTSU I'LL EAT YOUR KNEES, I AINT GETTING INTO SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIAL. EVEN IF REFRAMES THINGS IT DOESNT FIX LAMBDA IN THE OG WORK.

[friendlynaborhooddisapointment]

the dream would be a 15hour week workday at a low stress job not that far from home but not too close it feels intimate to your home, a small mangable appartment that wont fall apartwith furnishings i like,bills that arnt stress inducing in a way that make me think about money all the time, and just chill and do my hobbies when im not doing all the other things people have to do in their adult to not be that sad life like cook and clean and talk to people

[endothermic-archer]

can someone like explain the dream thing to me, cuz like i feel like ive missed like 17 steps. i know about the grooming thing and the poor dsmp planning and a bit about him being weird about qsmp (an woah those two thingsdo not seem to be the same level of severity, but it seems like the planning things is getting more of the attention???) is there anything else or is it just that now more people are talking shit. i was briefly into the dsmp after the Mr beast youtube rewind for like 3 months before I gave up on catching up but I follow a lot of mcyt tumblr stuff so I see a lot of references to it and I am sosososo confused. I just want to understand wtf everyone is talking about pls help me

[bahrtofane]

idk if i did it right but i donated $3 for a part 2 of the kids fic 😭 it’s my first time using that website so idk if i paid enough im sorry 😭https://www.tumblr.com/bahrtofane/746496223904661504/girl-dont-do-this-to-us-i-will-pay-you-for-a

OMG😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THAT IS SO INCREDIBLY SWEET AND KIND OF YOU. DONT WORRY ABOUT THE AMOUT AT ALL THE GESTURE AND FACT THAT U DONATED IN THE FRIST PLACE IS SO SO SO SWEET AND I APPECIATE IT SO SO MUCH IM GONNA CRY

I WILL ADD PT2 TO THE SCHEDULE BUT IT WILL BE A SECOND IM IN THE THICK OF EXAM SEASON RN

[cloudishmagma]

Nightmares

Weird pose ik but anyways

A small illustration of a headcannon of mine regarding James’ reaction to a nightmare where his SO was injured badly or murdered.

Knowing that he has issues regarding losing people plus his possessive (?) demeanour, I imagine that he would hug his SO tightly?

Not really sure ngl.

Eve is pretty delicate so I kinda see him more protective

She tries not to touch any scars but she just woke up with basically a bear hug from behind from someone who is significantly larger

After calming him down, she falls asleep rather quickly even in the close hug he forces.

James is from @hotpinkmoon

Eve is from @cloudishmagma

[squeakadeeks]

im gnawing at the bars of my cage. ive been increasingly displeased with my costume work, i can compare my recent craftsmanship to work from 2 years ago and that work is objectively better on a technical level. i KNOW this is happening because for one reason or another i've felt this impetus to put out something new EVERY single month and do one project right after another so my work has been getting progressively sloppier and rougher.

i've tried to actively combat it during a project by trying to get myself to focus and slow down, but at this point im almost certain i have to take a break and go through a hard reset period of a month or two (if not more) where i dont make any costumes at all. BUT this is where the gnawing comes in bc i know that taking a long break will be the best choice of action on all fronts but i want to make CAUGHSTOUMES NOW

[ialpiriel]

fussing about the old muleskinner novel again, because the cursor & eques brainworms are reactivating, and that was such a relatively easy novel to write, and this one is hard

[splendontcore]

so guys

If i open comissions to pay what it cost to repair my phone

Would you buy them?