#I CANNOT WIN

[kael-writ]

everybody's so obsessed with making Brennan lose games because its SO FUNNY (it truly is), but I wanna see a game that's not RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING against him and see the man actually win fair and square on merit. It actually can be fun to see a skilled player cleverly win something.

[fisherrprince]

as a person who gets really really badly squicked out by incest I think that the fact that my brain chooses to interact with the fandoms where that’s always actively a debate being had is some kind of hate crime or funny joke played by the divine

[autisticlancemcclain]

I FUCKING HATE SHARING SPOTIFY WITH A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ech0thegeck0]

“and slimes away” is an actual fantasy high:Sophomore Year quote from Brennan Lee ‘monologues about not being able to win for 3 minutes’ Mulligan

[adorablecrab]

Big downside of mostly learning english by using the internet and playing pokemon is that i didn't learn any kind of spelling standard, i just picked up what seemed right.

So twenty years later there's a squiggly red line under the word "behaviour", because my keyboard is set to US english. That feels incorrect so I change it to british english.

There is now a squiggly red line under the word "externalization".

[youronebraincell]

The Ella Purnell holy trinity:

Depressed, delusional and dead

[18catsreading]

Brennan losing his shit and dropping trivia on game changer is so #mood. This villain monologue is fan-fucking-tastic. Zac and Ally look so good in their crowns

[heartub]

nothing was more relatable to me than aabria's rolling, that's just the average session for me

I'm literally suvi, I take nothing but Ls

my average roll is a seven (7.4 to be exact, we have done the math), and this is a statistic suvi would love me for finding

[narrativeats]

all my classes require compulsory attendance and we only have the right to be absent for 4 days, but the worst part is that during the midterm exam weeks (2 weeks), the class delegate wrote to everyone that there will be no [redacted] class during the midterm exam WEEKS, so İ used my 4 absence rights accordingly but now it turned out that the prof actually meant the first of the week and not the second week, so she thought that the whole class agreed not to come to the second week classes and skipped the class (100+ ppl) and suddenly I had 1 more absence and that's why i failing that mf class......☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ prof doesn't accept any explanation and says we should have research ourselves if the information was true or not👹👹👹👹👹👹 im literally losing my mind because i will not be able to apply double major applications or exchange programs next year which means my one year is lost

[perenians]

do u ever just want jaykyle to be less dysfunctional for ONE SECOND so u can make them go through relatively trivial emotional angst like normal people.

[aha-chuu]

So today I found out Tumblr has a feature to filter post content - I.E, a specific phrase that the op did not tag but they did say. So I added "yn" (your name) since I don't like x reader content. I started scrolling through the Wriothesley tag and came across this:

So I'm like "ooh, is the filtering working or is this post tagged #y/n? I'll check". So I click on it and,,, uhhhhh it was not x reader, it was a wriolette fic. Unfortunately:

.... their pairing has y/n.....

[neptune-scythe]

Me: grrrr I don't wanna write 😠

Also me: knows I have a deadline and will be pissed at myself if I don't meet it

Me: fine I guess I'll just reread what I have so far to get back in the headspace

5 minutes later

Me: no shit this is actually kinda good, I am invested, OOO I actually can't wait to write more now muahahahah

Also me: loses all energy and brain power when I actually try to write

[btvs]

whoever invented the body randomly being in pain/extremely sore for no reason should light themselves on fire it’s sooo over

[dream-eating-youkai]

me: ok i am cozy i will finally go to bed

my body: no. curse of 1000 fires

me: ok ig i won't have my blanket

my body: wrong again. curse of 1000 icicles

[cloudbattrolls]

I can’t even say “surely THIS time [character] is unfuckable” or someone will pop up to prove me wrong out of what I swear is sheer unadulterated spite.

[writeouswriter]

Me sobbing @ my brain as I run through the house narrowly avoiding bizarre traps and jump scares: You're writing a normal mystery slasher book, you're writing a normal mystery slasher book

My brain @ me, holding up a note paper on psychic powers, monsters and prophetic dreams, brandishing it like a knife in my direction: Am I though, am I?