#I CANNOT WIN
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Itacha saga destroyed me so I had to cope with something more wholesome..
Soooo Astyanax lives au doodles I guess? Very quick and easy things, I didn't even color them


Only thing I actually colored is Astyanax ref because I needed it


Other than that I just have more doodles and tbh the things I've read about this au are destroying me even further...so in the end THE COPING IS NOT COPING


So I'm just gonna be delusional and not think about the angst and only fantasize about the great relationship the whole family has :D



Mandatory stupid doodle of the day: Telemachus and Astyanax bickering
#greek mythology#doodle#epic the musical#Astyanax lives au#i cannot WIN#If you have any recommendations for some Astyanax lives au fics send them to me pls i wanna read about it#odysseus#telemachus#i will draw more of them#and cry about it
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everybody's so obsessed with making Brennan lose games because its SO FUNNY (it truly is), but I wanna see a game that's not RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING against him and see the man actually win fair and square on merit. It actually can be fun to see a skilled player cleverly win something.
#brennan lee mulligan#dropout tv#Dropout#Sam Reich#Second Place King#Ratfish#I CANNOT WIN#Yes or No#Game Changer
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as a person who gets really really badly squicked out by incest I think that the fact that my brain chooses to interact with the fandoms where thatâs always actively a debate being had is some kind of hate crime or funny joke played by the divine
#people with really strong squicks and yet a very relaxed opinion towards fandom donât get behind me but we can nod across the room#it makes me feel very gross inside I have siblings you can quote me. Not a fan#BUT IM ALWAYS HERE GOING NOW- WAIT- HOLD O- PUT THEM DUKES /DOWN/#I CANNOT WIN#kipspeak#alright thatâs enough talking about that. Iâm going to just start playing with my toys and assume youâre smart#I hope youâll assume IM smart.#NO reblogs get out of here. might delete later too I donât like having even a little fandom discourse on my blog
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Losing my mind I'm playing da2 a second time on stream with a friend and the first time I did mostly good save for Fenris but this time I fucked up with Isbella approval so she didnt come back for the duel AND Fenris is still mostly neutral with me đ I literally cant win
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I FUCKING HATE SHARING SPOTIFY WITH A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD đđđđđđđ
#I HAVE NOT HAD EVEN ONE YEAR OF SPOTIFY WRAPPED#EXCEPT IN MY FIRST YEAR OF HAVING IT#WHEREIN MY PARASITE SIBLINGS DID NOT HAVW ACCESS RO THE ACCOUNT#IT IS RUINED EVERY SINGLE YEAR#i do NOT listen to morgan wallet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I CANNOT WIN#THEY R#my shit is KESHA. i listen to GARBAGE POP. that is IT.#and showtunes!!!!#in all seriousness i donât care that much. or i wouldnât let them have the passcode.#BUT JESUS H CHRIST#personal
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âand slimes awayâ is an actual fantasy high:Sophomore Year quote from Brennan Lee âmonologues about not being able to win for 3 minutesâ Mulligan
#dimension 20#fantasy high#brennan lee mulligan#fantasy high: sophmore year#game changer#big ol goose egg#I CANNOT WIN
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The Ella Purnell holy trinity:
Depressed, delusional and dead



#ella purnell#emma bloom#jinx#jinx arcane#jackie taylor#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#arcane#yellowjackets#i cannot win
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Brennan losing his shit and dropping trivia on game changer is so #mood. This villain monologue is fan-fucking-tastic. Zac and Ally look so good in their crowns
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So much for watching the end of the QSMP o7 (my twitch crashed bc sadness)
#qsmp#liveblogging#live blogging#qsmp liveblog#i cannot win#i can never win#this is a bad day for luna
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The issue with my hobbies is that all of them fuck up my wrist.
#personal#crochet#writing#cosplay#gaming#i cannot win#also the jokes write themselves with this one but STILL
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nothing was more relatable to me than aabria's rolling, that's just the average session for me
I'm literally suvi, I take nothing but Ls
my average roll is a seven (7.4 to be exact, we have done the math), and this is a statistic suvi would love me for finding
#i cannot win#wwwo#wwwo spoilers#suvi#worlds beyond number#the wizard the witch and the wild one#aabria iyengar
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So today I found out Tumblr has a feature to filter post content - I.E, a specific phrase that the op did not tag but they did say. So I added "yn" (your name) since I don't like x reader content. I started scrolling through the Wriothesley tag and came across this:

So I'm like "ooh, is the filtering working or is this post tagged #y/n? I'll check". So I click on it and,,, uhhhhh it was not x reader, it was a wriolette fic. Unfortunately:

.... their pairing has y/n.....
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Me: grrrr I don't wanna write đ
Also me: knows I have a deadline and will be pissed at myself if I don't meet it
Me: fine I guess I'll just reread what I have so far to get back in the headspace
5 minutes later
Me: no shit this is actually kinda good, I am invested, OOO I actually can't wait to write more now muahahahah
Also me: loses all energy and brain power when I actually try to write
#i cannot win#i just need to finish this one chapter#I don't ask for much#send help#writer struggles#writer life#writer things#writer#writing#writing struggles#fanfiction writer#fanfic writer#six of crows fanfiction
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whoever invented the body randomly being in pain/extremely sore for no reason should light themselves on fire itâs sooo over
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me: ok i am cozy i will finally go to bed
my body: no. curse of 1000 fires
me: ok ig i won't have my blanket
my body: wrong again. curse of 1000 icicles
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I canât even say âsurely THIS time [character] is unfuckableâ or someone will pop up to prove me wrong out of what I swear is sheer unadulterated spite.
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