#I CAN'T THINK ANYMOREEEE

[teddybeartoji]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUYSSSS:33333333333 IT'S MIJIIIIII EVERYBODY SAY HIIIII MIJIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /ᐠ◑ᆽ◑ᐟ\

THANK YOU SOOO SO MUCH PASI MY ANGEL @nkogneatho FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE I LOVE TITS AND I LOVE TOJI AND I LOVE TOJI'S BIG TITS<33333333333333I LOVE THESE SO FUCKING MUCCCHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO BABYGIRLL!!!!

[spinnysocks]

allies or enemies by the crane wives but it's the outlanders coming to terms with caring about one another, specifically after ushari's death

[taruruchi]

This show is actually killing me bc why is she so pretty

I sure wonder why I like her though. Hm.

[atxxokirina]

What You Deserve ( 18+, MDNI )

Neytiri x Jake x Fem Omatikaya reader

contains: pwp (porn without plot), dom neytiri & jake, sub reader, edging, rough sex, threesome, makeout session, fingering, creampie, punishment.

plot: you, jake, and neytiri enjoying each other's company

"..That's right, fuck her Jake." Neytiri holds your head against her chest as Jake plows you from behind, his large hands gripping the plush curve of your ass. "Mmm.. I-I wanna cuummm," You whine. The two had been keeping you on edge for the past hour, you can barely form a coherent thought. "Not yet baby. Ugh, fuck.. Just let me take that perfect pussy." Jake grunts, angling his hips upwards to hit your sweet spot, you whimper in response.

"Such pretty noises, y/n." Neytiri pulls your face toward her, licking her lips before giving yours a soft kitten lick. "Please.." You breathe out, eyes gazed deep into hers. "Yeah? You like that?" She squeezes her hand around your neck, planting wet kisses on your lips. Jake forces a hard thrust, earning a yelped cry from you. "More! Oh, great mother.. Pleaseeee- fuck, I wanna cum s-so bad!" Neytiri smirks against your mouth, finally giving you the lustful kiss you'd been waiting for. Her tongue touches yours as you pant, desire growing more and more.

Jake grinds his hips onto your ass, finding a new pace as your walls hug his cock. "This little pussy is squeezing me so tight, oh fuck y/n.." He moans, brushing your braids back and holding it into a ponytail, using it as leverage to fuck your wet cunt even deeper. Neytiri doesn't break the kiss. Not even for a second. Both of your lips are hungry for each others, but of course, Neytiri gets the upper hand. Pushing down into you, hungry for each aspect of your body. Her hand travels from your stomach, middle, and then landing on your clit, rubbing the bud with soft dedication as you moan in her mouth.

"G-gonna.. cu..m." As soon as you say those words, she snatches her fingers from you. Jake notices and slows his pace as well, softly chuckling at her. "C'mon, don't you think we should let her cum?" He huffs, holding back his moans. "At least once?"

"Yes! Please let me cum, I-I deserve it!" You whine again, fucking yourself back on his throbbing cock. She thinks for a moment. "No, you don't." She simply responds, pushing your body off of hers and situating herself on the boulder behind her. "I need to-" You couldn't finish your sentence with the way Jake was relentlessly fucking you, you felt your body melt beneath him as your mind became foggy. "Don't be a bad girl." Neytiri smirks at you, spreading her legs to expose her glistening pussy, fingering her folds open and letting out a breathy moan. "Shit baby, so fucking hot." He pushes your head down on the soft moss under you, groaning as his cock slides deeper inside.

"Wh-what are you doing?" You asked her, struggling to complete a sentance. "Giving you want you deserve." She plunges two digits inside of her pussy, you intently watched as some of her slick spills out. You whimper in protest. "Th- haaa.. That's n-not fa-ir!"

"Hm? What was that?" Neytiri teased, her hand now traveling to her plump breasts, using another two fingers to rub her nipples. You're still moaning on Jake's cock, it seems that watching Neytiri play with herself is only making him more agressive. He smacks your ass, a bright red handprint stinging. "Owh..!" You whined.

"Do it again, ma Jake. Keep hitting her." Before you can respond, he lifts his hand up, thrashing them down, a hard spank reigning down on both of your sides. You cried out, tears welling in your eyes from the bitter pain. "You don't deserve me. You're a dirty girl, a dirty little slut for us." She spits on the hand that was around her breasts, returning it back as she swiftly moves her fingers. "Yeah that's right.. Oh yeah.. keep choking my cock." Jake sqeezes your ass again.

"Please let me cum.. I can't- hold.. back anymoreeee.. Haa.." You whimper, holding your head down as your hands searched for something to hold onto. "I want it, please.." Neytiri scoffs shortly after Jake does the same. "Yeah, I bet you do." She flashes her fangs with a grin, looking up at Jake and nodding, giving him some kind of signal. Before you can question it, he pulls out, and immedietly thrusts back in, bottoming out entirely.

You scream through gritted teeth, Jake's cock is hitting your cervix mercelessly. "Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuucckkk!" Neytiri watches your reactions, quickening the pace of her fingers inside of her pussy, greedily moaning. "Ready?" She looks up at Jake. He nods, stiffening his body and holding himself inside of you. You felt his cock stutter and twitch around your spongey walls as he lets out a husked moan. "Fuuckkk. I'm cumming inside that pretty pussy.." A warmth fills your womb as his seed spurts into you.

You look up to see Neytiri, her legs spread wider than before. "Mmm, look at me, y/n. Look at what you can't have." She moans. You watched as her pussy oozes cream, chest rising and falling as her body tenses, her lower half twitching as her cream reaches past her ass.

You're mixed with arousal and submissiveness. You weren't the one cumming, but your body still felt impacted. Jake pulls out and releases the grip he had on your hips, causing you to fall and lay flat on your stomach. He pats your ass before stepping back, Neytiri now standing above you as she tied her loincloth back on. "Think you've learned your lesson yet?" You hum in response. "Good girls don't get what they want, they get what they deserve."

[inu-jiru]

Jazz's "Apology Tour" ramble

Episode was trash, let's go.

First off, the whole "Fuck Blitzo" party is so stupid to me, like you're telling me this 30-something year old man had intimate relationships with ALL these demons and HE was the sole thing that ruined ALL of them?

And how did Verosika even find out about Stolas? Like I know Ozzie's happened, but how'd she hear about their "breakup" (they weren't together but whatever, show)?

Why the FUCK does Verosika care about Stolas being an uwu sad victim of mean old Blitzo aside from everyone being written to want to huff Stolas' sad boi farts?

Why is no one trying to kill Stolas like in Loo Loo Land, like suddenly we're just cool with the oppressive racist now (who am I kidding, the rank system doesn't exist anymore unless the "meanie supremacist" characters bring it up I guess)?

Don't think I'm trying to be "Blitzo's#1Bitch69" or anything, but Season 2 is just so gross in how they've written him. Either he's the big bully meanie for hating his abuser, or they've had him commit the most out of pocket atrocities (like possibly SAing Stolas since he was technically drunk or the circus incident or the shit he pulled with Verosika because what the fuck kinda trauma makes you steal someone credit card for horse riding lessons???) that they just gloss over because fuck having Blitzo actually progress normally or Stolas taking actual responsibility for his own actions, let's just speed through everything so it's back to Stolitz City, don't think about the implications. I just can't stand itttt, I still like and pity Blitz to an extent but his writing is killing meeee

Stolas, stop whimpering about being wanted YOU HAVE A KID WHO HAS STILL NOT APPEARED SINCE SEEING STARS WHERE IS SHE?

Am I really hearing that people are hating the dude flirting with Stolas like come on yall STOLITZ IS NOT OFFICIAL YET CHILL

I've honestly started skipping through episodes, like I can't fucking listen to "WAHHHHH BLITZO I WANT YOU TO WANT ME" for the millionth time, I wish this episode could've just been Blitzo and Verosika facing their issues or something I just don't wanna see this owl loser act like a victim anymoreeee

Man really said "when have I ever been condescending?" SEASON ONE???? How about every time you grab his face and call him out of his name and watch him be shot at while demanding he come over one a month? Oh, but when Blitz starts doing it back it's "Oh I'm uncomfortable ooOoOoo stop it Blitz hnnghhh I don't like it :C :C :C", like whatever man.

The Striker comment was dumb and wrong but that's because Stolas is dumb and wrong

Honestly I feel like I'm repeating the same points I and others have made in the past so all imma say is, I hope Octavia and Stella are enjoying their off-screen and better written adventures together. I'm gonna draw some AU stuff now to give my eyes something better to look at.

OH I forgot to talk about Verosika, uh, she was there? I honestly think she should just get over herself at this point, idk when she and Blitz broke up but what the fuck is it about this clown that she was so enamored over where she's this hurt? I can get being mad about her credit card and Blitz being a lazy partner but if that's the case, I fail to see how they got to a point where she got his name tatted on her arm. Idk it's weird

The Mayweather shit or whatever her name is was pointless and made no sense, like "I want you to kill this woman who made me attempt to kill her and myself but now we're dating" like? Hey Vivzie if yall can callback to that why can't yall call back to Stolas being a creep huh?

EDIT: They really made that fuckass "it's hell" excuse canon, huh? Like, it doesn't even make sense in the context of Blitz saying that, like people say "it's hell" because Biblically speaking, it's where those who truly oppose God in order to live a life of wickedness go as just punishment. Blitz the equivalent of a regular guy in Hell unlike the Hazbin characters, he shouldn't understand that there's a better alternative to Hell because he's not human and never had any opportunity to learn about Heaven or God (unless it's just in their DNA or something idk who knows with this show)

[mikachacha]

𝙸 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙰 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 (𝙱𝚊𝚍𝚊 𝙻𝚎𝚎 𝚡 𝙸𝚍𝚘𝚕! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

Synopsis: You're a famous idol and you love it but there's just one rule that doesn't sit with you, you're not allowed to date. You're so in love with Bada, the person who's doing most of your song choreographies and she is equally as in love as you are.

Warnings: idk yet. Maybe just a lot of fluff?

(A/N: @asweetcollide you and your amazing song suggestions 🥺🫶)

🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸💮🌸

"Bada I couldn't do this anymoreeee.." you whined and Bada raised an eyebrow, looking at you sprawled out on the floor of the studio. She was thinking you were tired from practicing already but you had a different dilemma.

"If you want, we can call it a day then we continue tomorrow. Is that okay with you?" Bada asked as she sat down on the floor beside you. You rolled over and looked up at her, your eyes gleaming from happiness.

"Yes please! Can we go have a picnic instead?" you asked and she chuckles, nodding her head. She really couldn't say no to you at this point. She loves you way too much.

"Fine, we're going on a picnic so go home and get changed. I'll be picking you up in an hour." Bada says and you cheered before rushing to go back to your apartment. You made sure to make yourself look pretty even though it's only you and Bada together. You found a spot where you regularly go with Bada, it's a park that a few people goes to and you love it since you can finally be yourself without cameras and crazy people trying to take you and Bada down from the spotlight.

An hour has passed and Bada came to pick you up for your impromptu picnic date. She could feel her heart beat fast and cheeks creeping up her cheeks as she saw you looked so pretty in your outfit. The both of you got inside her car and she placed a kiss on your cheek when she fixed your seat belt for you.

"You looked so pretty, Y/N.. It's like I'm going on a date with an angel right now.." Bada praised and you giggled, cheeks red at her compliment.

"You look really pretty, too.. I don't know how but you give a feminine and masculine energy at the same time and it's making my heart go insane at how good looking you are, Bada.." you rambled a bit dramatically which mada Bada laugh and shake her head in pure amusement.

Bada drove while you're her pretty passenger princess that's spamming her phone with your selfies. You and Bada aren't exactly together but you go on dates whenever you can. You want to be with her but you weren't really allowed to date, let alone date a woman. The both of you will get in trouble and it made your heart ache.

"What's wrong, sweet cheeks?" Bada asked as you suddenly became quiet and looking upset. You huffed and sighed before turning to look at her. You couldn't bear the thought of not being with her but you also didn't want both your careers to suffer. You worked so hard to be where you are right now and Bada as well. But you can't deny that you're in love with her. You're torn between your feelings and the consequences it will create not only for you but for Bada as well.

"I'm just thinking about this, about whatever we have right now.." you told her and she reached out to hold your hand, giving it a light squeeze. She knows that it's hard for you, the same thoughts are running through her head and it's driving her crazy.

Bada parks the car and leads you to your usual spot, by the pond. She sets up the picnic and lets you go roam around a bit. When you got back, you were holding a small puppy that you found abandoned near the pond. You felt sorry for it so you picked it up and brought it over to where Bada was. The both of you ate and rested for a bit before talking about all of your worries regarding to what's going on between the two of you.

"I badly want to be called as your girlfriend, Bada. I really do but I also don't want to ruin our careers because of that. I know for a fact that you worked so hard to be where you are right now and I don't want to take that away from you.." you said as you laid your head on her shoulder. Bada sighs and kissed the top of your head. Her heart fluttered at your confession that you wanted to be her girlfriend which she found really adorable.

"Y/N.. You can still be my girlfriend. We can still be girlfriends. The world doesn't have to know it just yet.. We can just keep it a well guarded secret that only the two of us knows. Well, that puppy knows but he can't talk so it doesn't matter.." she says, joking on the last part just to cheer you up. You looked up at her, tears brimming your eyes and just hugged her which she returned.

"Sounds good to me, Bada. We're girlfriends now.. You, me, the puppy and this spot are the only ones to know that what we have is real.." you smile and placed a kiss on her lips, a sign that even when kept a secret, your love for each other still remains.

[mintytealfox]

tis the au anon!

One other thing that would be interesting is if the Da Capo team finds a tunnel entrance that ends up being connected to the Golden Cave... Ohhhhh Norton would have a horrible time going into the tunnel and be understandingly resistant to the idea.

Personally you think that Norton would let the team know that this a place he grew up and worked..... or would he try to keep that to himself..... more importantly would he let the other know when he's slowly transforming.

Also I would imagine that this transformation would be painful.

EEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! 👀🙏🙏🙏

What an absolutely nightmare for Norton LOOOOOOL

But Norton constantly making excuses on why they shouldn't go down there and constantly sabotaging any efforts to go to the tunnel! Doing everything he can behind the scenes to keep them from getting there or finding out he has connections to the place

I think the only reason he gets found out is because of Orpheus's creepy connection to the stuff that transforming everything, so he probably got glimpses of what happened here in the past, and then naturally outs Norton, like: Orpheus: "He is the reason we can't continue forward! He is sabotaging the mission!" Melly: "What??" -looks at Norton- "You're the one who is supposed to be guiding us! Helping us survive!" Norton: "I AM! I know for a DAMN FACT we all won't make it through there!" Orpheus: "Or are you just saying that because you don't want your dirty little secrets getting out, and they just so happen to be buried....right.... down.... there....~" Norton: "??"

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Oh maaaannn 100% he would keep that slow and painful transformation a secret! AH! He would likely go off on his own to 'take a leak' but is actually just checking on the progression under his shirt and silently cursing himself and trying to figure out what to do ;; I can totally see him keeping that locked up until its obvious and can't be hidden anymoreeee 😭😭😭 (makes note: 'and he gets noticeably taller' -shuts notebook- okay cool cool -WHEEEZZEEE-)

But Alice looking him over and seeing what this transformation is doing to him, just amazed on how he was able to keep such pain a secret for so long, going through all that chaos and running and fighting, acting like nothing was wrong!

AHH

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Then the thought of Norton going to Frederick while the others are sleeping and not really needing to say a word:

Frederick cleaning up his rifle "you don't need to ask, just say, 'when'." Norton: "I don't know what the hell is happening, but if loosing myself is in the cards, .....just don't let me hurt her" Frederick: "just so we are clear I won't let you hurt me either" Norton: "fair..."

[elikajinnie]

I HOPE YOU'RE ACCEPTING IDEAS

okay, so i was having my exams and i was thinking back to your serial killing niki story, right.... sooo...i kinda have an idea?

it's like yn treats niki different than others do becuase other people in their school (they're in college btw) are always bullying him cuz he's "dorky"

and plot twist he kills all his bullies

yn ofc doesn't know until later (which you'll plan out) and like they became friends and like niki's feelings for yn grew more than just friends

and the rest you'll write cuz i can't figure out anymoreeee

love, an engene (duh) <333

OFC I AM ACCEPTING IDEAS!!! Honestly its so real.. I HOPE UR EXAM WENT WELL!!! Manifesting for youuuu!! <33 AND THANK YOU!! I will start on ur request and tag you when i post it <3

[firstluvlatespring]

friend offered an extra concert ticket that he had cause his girlfriend bailed and honestly lowkey want to go but i think it'll be just awkward cause i haven't hung out with him one on one, we've always been in a group/trip setting should I goooo

i am coming up with excuses but honestly i should stop being so dense he called me and sounded a little heartbroken when I said no @god can you take me please i can't handle normal interactions anymoreeee

[todosmeiape1an]

ok but I love TonnyxJulia and SahedxJulia equally and now you're semi-getting me into TonnyxSahed Whyyyyy I can't handle anymoreeee LMAO (not complaining--)

fr tho keep up the good work your artwork is super cute !!!! <3

YESSS fall into temptation >:D✨

I didn't think much of the ship at first but a friend really liked them and I started to see them differently and their interactions are more and more interesting each time and after chapter 34--- now they're my 2nd fav ship of Marionetta sjskskksm

Love them so much!! Will be making more arts of them in the near future aaaaaaa

and thank u for the compliment (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[sukirichi]

FAKKKKK I CAUGHT UP

SUKIII WTHH I CAN'T ANYMOREEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it bad that I'm thinking about all kinds of bad things to happen to Iris? If yes, I don't care anyway HAGSHAGAHAAHHAHAHA

MY GOODNESS AHSGAIBSKANXLANAO

I honestly hope that Iris suffers a lot more. I can already imagine all the uproar that will happen AHGSHAGSHAGSHA

My heart aches for omi-yn even more so especially with the debut tradition JAGSHAGAHAHA—I SWOONED SUKI—SWOONED WHEN I READ IT AHSKJQOW

Nothing good lasts forever 🤧🤧 honestly, at this point—the only sane people in the Crown are Ushijima, Kita, Akaashi, and Kageyama HAGSHAGAHAHWHAH

- 🎧

YESSS we’re fully caught up now in dtd 🥳 lmao no i hate iris too, i don’t even sympathize with her bcos she really is just there for the shits and giggles (not really, she has more reasons but! tbh she’d be fine even if she wasn’t a royal, she’s just greedy with a crazy mother 😭) HMM YES LIKE omi was the first prince we ever met and to think they had so much potential LIKE isn’t the timing a little too good? it was our debut into society and omi attended the party bcos his mother wanted him to search for a wife and he was pushed to be our last dance, basically saying ‘you two are fated. now dance,’ like 😳 and yeah fr QHDKEPPS very few princes are still sane but those four def still have their logic and heart with them 😭

[teddybeartoji]

oh myGODDDD imagining toji sucking off the strap like a KING but he’s so adamant that it doesnt do anything for him even after you tug him down on it further and make him choke just a little so pretty little tears are in his eyes before he glares at you!! Or if he pulls off and bites your thigh and tells you to be nice or he’s biting your strap off so you have to buy another one…AND YOU CALL HIS BLUFF AND PUSH HIS HEAD DOWN AGAIN AND HE GROANS AND HIS EYES ROLL BACK AND HES JUST THINKING ‘wait a second why does giving them control actually make me hard—‘

IM SO SANE !!!

LUNARRRRR I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT YOUUUU THIS IS DHSIFJDKGJSHRJKSJFKDGKDBKSXBKSFKSJFKSBD AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I NEED HIM TO BE ON HIS FUCKING KNEES THERE'S NOTHING NORMAL ABT THIS I NEED HIM DOWN ON HIS KNEES I NEED HIM CRYING I NEED HIM DROOLING AND SLOBBERING FUUUUCKKKK HIS EYES ROLLING BACK NO STOPPPPP I'M ACTUALLY GONNA CUM JUST FROM THINKING ABOUT IT AND YOU KNOWWWWWWW HE'S GONNA LOVE THAT SHIT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT ITMMMMMMMM HE FUCKING RUBBING HIMSELF THROUGH HIS PANTS AS HE'S SUCKING YOU BC HE'S JUST SO FUCKING HARD FUUUUUUCKKKKKKK HE'S TRYING TO BE SUBTLE BC HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO TEASE HIMMMM BUT THEN WHEN YOU DO HE KINDA.... LIKES THAT TOO I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMOREEEE HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THAT'S IT'S A SILICONE FUCKING DICK HE'S GONNA SLOBBER ALL OVER THE BALLS AND EVERYTHING LUNARRRR CALL THE AMBULANCEE I AM DYING I AM OVULATING I AM UNWELLLLL PLEASEEEEE TOJII COME BACK TO MEEEEE

[oceanmoss]

i can't anymoreeee do you think a world exists in which we don't have to keep desperately trying to catch something we can't reach and time doesn't feel like a timer on an atomic bomb that will destroy everything you love be honest

[amiharana]

OKAY I FINALLY GOT TO WATCH THE TOTK TRAILER HERE ARE SOME OF MY THOUGHTS

the more stuff that comes out about totk, the more interested and emotionally invested i become in the lore. where did these floating islands come from? who were the zonai and why are they back? do they have some sort of connection to ganon or hylia, or other races in hyrule (e.g. the sheikah)? how does the presence and existence of the zonai connect back with the rest of the zelda timeline?

like since there's at least? 10,000 years since the previous links and zeldas to botw/totk link and zelda, did the zonai exist in that 10,000 time period or way before and they were just never seen in previous games (for narrative purposes?)

do you think the presence of the zonai will give us some insight to the hero and princess of 10,000 years prior when the divine beasts were first used against ganon + all the ancient sheikah technology was still used? do you think the zonai had some sort of hand in helping shape that tech?

i know that during the development of botw, some of the things that inspired some of link's "abilities" were from hobbies of people on the zelda development team, e.g. the master cycle zero exists in the dlc because eiji aonuma is a motorcyclist in his free time. do you think someone on the team skydives for fun and that's why they added link falling through the sky and shit lol

they NEVER explained the paraglider in botw. you know me as your local revalink brainrot provider and what i think about the existence of the paraglider if you've been following me long enough. since the paraglider gets a little design update in totk (and unfortunately kind of loses revali's symbol in it

what the HELL are these glowing spires coming out of the ground everywhere. will they function the same as sheikah towers. what the fuck happened to the sheikah towers bc i'm either blind or they're gone. do shrines still exist in this game

hateno village (and other settlements) seems to have gotten updated! what new things do you guys think will be added in villages that weren't there before? also idk if it's just me but why do the three trees on mount lanayru look closer to the village??? i don't remember them being that close idk lol

DO YOU THINK WE'LL GET NEW NPCS IN THE SETTLEMENTS <33

THERE ARE LITTLE CAMPS IN CASTLE TOWN RUINS IM GOING TO CRYYYY they have the hylian crest on them so they have to be related to the royal family (in a business way) somehow? are these the construction folk who are going to rebuild castle town? do you guys think we'll get to see castle town completely rebuilt by the end of totk? DO YOU THINK WE'LL GET TO REBUILD EVERY RUINED SETTLEMENT TARREY TOWN STYLE??????? <3333

i know some people hated the fact that the botw map was reused and imo it's Nawt that serious girl calm down lmao. in fact i think reusing the map is an excellent challenge for the zelda team; how can you rework this familiar world into a fresh one the players can enjoy and explore again? with all the literal changes in the geographical markers of botw and the addition of new little thingie ma bobbies all throughout the map, i'm excited to see how the zelda team has approached this sort of challenge by reusing botw assets

THE THYPHLO RUINS AREN'T DARK ANYMOREEEE tbh i never finished that shrine quest LMFAOKDJFHJKD the not being able to see part always stressed me out and the fact that you had to fight a hinox in the dark 😭😭😭 IM SAWRYYY IM THE MOST ANXIOUS PLAYER EVER but i can't wait to explore it in the light????? i think someone mentioned how it also had zonai architecture; i'm just so invested in how the presence of the zonai shaped the now-world of botw/totk hyrule

so i wasn't able to see it in the trailers because i'm sooo blind, but did you guys ever see the divine beasts at all in the clips? i mean i wouldn't want to do a divine beast dungeon again LOL, but where do you guys think they are? are they just chilling in their respective regions? did they bury the beasts again? do you think we'd be able to actually go inside and explore the beasts for funsies now that they're not corrupted/in position lasered onto the castle?

WHAT IS OUT IN THE GERUDO DESERT. INSERT CARDI B MEME WHAT WAS THAT????? IS IT A SECRET DIVINE BEAST. FUCK. WHAT IS IT

the zonai have got to have some connection to time i know we could probably figure that out from the totk gameplay video from a couple weeks ago BUT STILL. let's have a twilight princess ancient hero comeback and just have old man ocarina bones sit in, or maybe multiple previous links spiderman no way home-style or whatever that movie was called. i didn't watch it sorry KDJHFJDK

ZELDA FALLING IN AND LINK JUMPING IN AFTER HER WITH HIS MALICE CORRUPTED ARM 😭💔 WHEN WILL MY BABIES BE FREE FROM THEIR FATES

THERE ARE FLYING PIRATE SHIPS TEEHEE. COME ON TREASURE PLANETTTTTT link but he's jim hawkins asf

water bubbles as transport like come on vesicles. come on transport cells. ANYWAYS THE LASERS link is a spy girl fr come on kim possible

WHO IS THAT. i can't take pictures i'm watching the trailer and pausing and unpausing on my switch while typing this on my laptop IS THAT A NEW HYRULEAN RACE. do you think it's like a fe3h ashen wolves moment where they've just been living underneath the ground because they were banished by hylia and no one knew lol

THE SANCTUM WAS RESTORED KSJDHFKJSDHFJKSDHF HOW DID THEY FIX IT SO FASTTTT what if link actually went back in time. the room is all sparkly so i'm like. did u fix it with magic or likeeeeee WHAT IS IT ASF

WHERE THE FUCK IS ZELDA. what do you guys MEAN you rely on link and the master sword. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??????? IS THAT THE ZONAI KING OR SOMETHING.

historically the hylians have believed in this like. pantheon of gods comprised of the golden goddesses + hylia, and i've always been under the assumption that other races just coexisted their faiths e.g. zora mainly believing in jabu-jabu, ww!rito believing in valoo, etc. what if there was like a pantheon of zonai gods but it's like greek vs roman style. what if hylia had a zonaian (?) counterpart. idk i'm spitballing out of my ass rn but i think it would be cool

re:WHO IS THAT. bulletpoint: WHAT IF THAT'S HYLIA'S ZONAIAN COUNTERPART. LOL

seeing all these flat little creatures floating in the sky makes me miss vah medoh and revali

WAS THAT TULIN. GO BACK HOME TO YOUR MOTHER?????????? WHERE IS TEBA.

link pulling people in wagon it's giving skyrim "oh you're finally awake" PAUSE WHAT ARE THOSE GREEN THINGS ON THE WHEEL. IS THAT ZONAI TECH/MAGIC

how the HELL did they build those shits on top of the talus. the bokos were really like It's Free Real Estate

link making himself a fully functioning tank rn. my brother in christ that is a vertical stone block with a cannon fused to its edge on wheels. i love it.

i kinda wanna know what happened to the elemental arrows. like in botw they tell you that rubies innately have the power of fire, but how does that differ from a regular fire arrow? does it do more damage?

HOLD ON TULIN WAS ABOUT TO GET EATEN BY THAT ICE MONSTER THING GO HOME??

what the FUCK is zelda cradling in her hands. is that a seed or life or something. it looks like an embryo lol. divine beast embryo

WAIT IS THAT HYLIA???? WHOAAAA

riju 🥺🥺🥺 the champion descendants 🥺🥺 doofus with a bucket on his head... SIDON WAIT HE HAS THE CROWN ON HIS HEAD

"link! you must find me!" WHERE ARE YOU GIRLLLL

i didn't realize there was a word limit. i just kept typing. ok those are my thoughts so far IM SO EXCITED

[bbina]

I WAS JUST GOING TO TALK ABT THE NEW 40 CM NYANGDEOK LMAOO 🥹 ANON FRRR IM ALMOST BUYING IT TOO WE GOT U!!! tbh i can't decide whether to buy the new merchs or buy more poca- it's getting too expensive atp 💀 BBINA CHANGE THE ECONOMY PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEE

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i cant believe sm really milked the SHIT out of those fuckass dolls. i too was a victim with the 10cm version 😭 idk if i could buy the 40cm 😭😭😭😭😭 but its so cute tho 😭 but i think i’ll focus more on buying photocards cus ive always been a poka collector 💔 sorry this time riize u didn’t catch me this time 😜😜😜

[angeldiaries777]

tmi i dunno boobs + life

finally happy with having boobs slay. wouldnt want it any other way. love them. oml cringe but when u spend ur entire life being insecure for no reason and then realize u have always been a gorgeous angel things start to feel sm better. i enjoy being a girl a little more everyday. don't think i will ever go back to being super fem sadly its just not my vibe or who i am anymore but hey atleast im okay with the things i should be okay with instead of the shallow shit. eeee. ive been in my not caring era for a while but its like exceeded everything so im like sooo idc rn its scary im trying to remain grounded though and use this newfound skill for good so. no more weird evil energy i cant do it anymoreeee. only real people who's actions align with their words. liars are banned from my life. liars and just boring people. like everything has to be extremely intentional or i will cry. im gonna try to do what i say im going to do instead of being a bitch. like love me im cool but i can't keep lying to myself sometimes. yknow. over it. see i like self deprication SOMETIMES its fun. its also a good way to test people. i dislike people who never self depricate and put themselves on pedestals and i also dislike people who do it too often. both just come off sooo ew. and no i don't think self love is bad but cmon it gets arrogant. its just like communcation and basic decency at some points to admit that ur wrong or an idiot. and people who do it too often are just either losers or need sympathy to live. like im sorry theres people who r trying to heal or whatever and they just become a shell of themselves and a narcissist and they suck. i cant with this generation being oblivious. only allowing mentally stable people into my life who can actually learn from their mistakes. like im soo bad at social cues i never leave my room and yet somehow people manage to be worse than me. like at that point just leave. wanna so badly just hide like i always do but im forcing myself to live in the real world