#I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

[galedekarios]

love undying

[rita-morgan]

If my man Theodore Dimas isn’t in the new season of Only Murders in the Building I will riot

[transingthoseformers]

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[hismercytomyjustice]

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL REMAKE WHERE THEY DO THE WHOLE MANGA WHEN?????!!!!!!

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

we need more of this please 😭

[djali-de-riva]

The real reason why Dragon Age: The Veilguard didn't win GOTY is because Bioware has not given us a Golden Nug mechanic.

3/10 the studio should be shut down

[forgottenporkbun]

I really wanna make a creepypasta playlist for my autism and i need song recommendations. Please creepypasta fandom, i beg of you🙏😔

(Idk why I haven't made a playlist for it b4 but i'm into it again so might as well) (feel free to recommend like- ANYTHING- genre doesnt matter)

[malware-program]

Someone PLEASE animate Shilo to this specific audio dancing in an empty ballroom

God I wish I could animate to make it

[the-lunacy-system]

Please send asks to @ask-hollowmori

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

[bleach-your-panties]

Sincember Event❄️❄️

Rating: Implied Smut🍡

“Fuckin’ Robitussin…” 

Choso let out another phlegm-filled cough that made his chest feel like it was about to cave in. 

The disgusting red liquid that he’d just taken another dose of didn't seem to be aiding his condition in the slightest.

His pale fingers curled around the bottle before he hurled it into the wastebasket near the door.

He wasn’t exactly certain of how he’d gotten sick, but during this time of year, it was almost unavoidable.

When you work in a crowded electronics store during the holidays, especially one where you have to touch shit all day in order to demonstrate to the customer how it works, you're bound to pick up some type of germs.

Choso had trudged over to sit down on his bed when the doorbell rang.

“It’s open!!” 

After turning the knob, you pushed the door open with your shoulder and carried in some plastic grocery bags.

“Cho!!”

“In the room!” The obnoxious sound of him blowing his nose followed.

You set the bags on the counter and began digging through one to bring out a glass Pyrex full of homemade chicken noodle soup.

“Babe! What are you doing - you came here straight from class?!” Choso examined you thoroughly with his sleepy eyes, looking like a pitiful, red-eyed panda bear.

You had on a white, long-sleeved thermal top with a navy blue puffer vest sporting your school logo on it, matching sweatpants, thick socks, and your Crocs.

“Not straight from class. I went home to change and cook you some soup, then I came here.” 

He gripped your hips, not so subtly squeezing his fingers into the flesh of your ass.

He then quickly turned his head and brought his elbow up to sneeze into it.

“Aww, poor baby. You look miserable.” 

You leaned away from him to set the container of soup on the nightstand.

“Have you taken anything?”

With a small nod of his head, chocolate eyes shifted guiltily to the bin where the cursed concoction now laid.

“I did. I don’t know why, but this shit got me feeling lazy right now..” 

“How much did you take?” 

“Almost the whole bottle.”

“Choso!”

“Please don't yell, baby. My head is pounding.” He squinted his eyes shut.

“Sorry, but Robitussin is only supposed to be taken every six to eight hours, pookie bear. You’re going to hurt yourself.” 

A small, weary smile found its way across his dry lips.

“Mmm, Nurse Y/N. Sexy.” 

A loud slap echoed throughout the room as Choso’s heavy palm connected with your butt.

With a giggle, you removed his hand, but he grabbed you around the waist and fell backwards onto the bed with you straddling his waist.

“Don't tell me you're horny right now, Cho.” Your hips rolled over his lap and you got your answer. 

He let his head fall back onto the pillow, eyes closed, dark brown locks splayed across smooth, black silk. A small smirk crossed your cocoa-butter flavored lips as you did it again, pressing harder against his erection with your pelvis.

“Baby, you can… ride it  -  o-oo~yeaaah..” 

He started to open his eyes to look up and watch how fucking sexy you looked sitting on top of him. 

“Keep them closed.” 

No objection left Choso’s mouth as you lifted your hips to slide off your pants and panties.

When he felt your lips hovering over his mouth, he grazed your chin with two fingers, slightly gripping it and turning your face so that you pecked his cheek instead.

“I don’t want to make you sick.”

“Choso, who cares if I get sick?”

“I know you care, Y/N..”

—-

“I don’t know what you did…did to me...but my headache is gone now.”

You laid in bed next to him with your eyes closed and head on his chest. Thank God it’s Friday and you don’t have class tomorrow.

“That, my friend, is called the healing power of the pussy.” You said without even opening your eyes.

“Yeah. My pussy, right, baby?”

No answer.

“Huh? Is it?” 

Choso smacked your bare ass cheek, making you jump away from him. 

“Oh my God, yes Choso! Now let me sleep; we just went three rounds.” 

He smiled this time before nuzzling his face into your hair.

“Might just make you tattoo my name on it then.” 

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ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ🫶🏽

[winifred-stormborne]

Manifesting Aventurine to Come Home

Y'all

Aventurine is back

I only have 110 pulls and I'm not on a guarantee

I'm taking the gamble today. He would be so proud.

So surely that means he'll come home, right? RIGHT?!

AVENTURINE PLEASE COME HOME I MADE YOU MY BANNER GUYS PRAY FOR ME

[lorenhearsawho]

FUCK LARIAN STUDIOS. Larian is straight

DEVILISH

and fucking

EVIL.

“What? They listen to their fanbase and BG3 is so good!!!”

Uh, no. They are EVIL. They purposefully make the most 💕Beautiful and Interesting ☺️✨characters, make me FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM just to not have any individual character merch?!?!!!!!

What the fuck.

It’s like they get off to my suffering or something. Releasing that DAMN kissing update and you mean to tell me I can’t but an official figure of Gale of Ballsdeep?!?!!!!! I LITERALLY NEED HIM SO BAD 😭😭😭

Please Larian Studios if you can hear me, release official figures or something. PLEASE.

[communisticbones]

Someone needs to make Redacted Just Dance headcanons, PLEASE. 💀

[dizzycycl0ne]

ghost come to canada challenge

[nameless-formless-entity]

watching cynthia interact with the thespians is so funny to me as a stage manager/lighting tech doing theater in college. cause like. actors are so much /pos. last semester i was apsming a show and the director INSISTED that the stage management team participate in all the bonding games and exercises at the start of the production. and one of the exercises was the meisner exercise they’re doing in rotpl. and my (and the psm’s) reaction to it was “this is weird and very, very silly, why are we staring into each others eyes talking about our hair color.” and the cast was so into it.

like it’s so clear to me that all of these actors are just grown up theater kids (affectionate) and i’m just trying to imagine how god damn hilarious it was for ari to have to act like they were absolutely baffled by everything they’ve been surrounded by (presumably) a good chunk of their life. and nim had to be so god damn serious about a high school play and i just can’t. imagine being at your job and having to act like that person from high school.

also nancy’s line about not being an actor and not respecting the profession while thinking she’d be great at it sent me. because like. can you imagine being on a film set FULL of actors, including yourself, and having to say that completely deadpan. i honestly don’t know how tricia didn’t lose it entirely.

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

(read to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Tomorrow Sinsmas drops

Everyone is hyped as fuck

I can't watch it then

Cause schedules really suck

Now, I don't ask for much

But this is where I stand

If anybody spoils it then it's instant fucking hands

OH

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to spoiler-dodge for a few days (NOT!)

Jingle bells, I'm in hell, spoilers are the worst

Why does this keep happening, I think I might be cursed