#I AM LITERALLY CRYING

[kaligar16]

im sorry but how can i live my days normally knowing that dan and phil have a soulmate type of love i always thought didn't actually exist

[blackcrystalball]

No.

Please no.

We've barely started.

I cannot do biblically accurate criss angel.

My body is experiencing the same feeling it did during nsbu during episode 7,8,9 and 10.

I feel unwell.

[losver07]

ok so i have a chronologically ordered playlist about patrochilles and i thought that putting it in shuffle may make it hurt less somehow

turns out i was wrong ??

“achilles come down angels fly falling” WHAT IS THIS

[rayyanishere1]

welcome back to another episode of "What The Hell Is This Kid Doing?"

today's episode, the loser ford au! in which stanford pines is a loser.

"The Stanford Pines of Dimension-121713, AKA "Loser Ford", is the multiverse's most pathetic Ford variant yet. He's clumsy, awkward, and generally not someone you'd want to be associated with."

"His life never goes his way because, you know, he's a loser!"

-The narrator(s) of the Universe.

@sharkiewyu and i may or may not have lost it, but it's okay, because funny shit like this is born out of it every time

(p.s., we were inspired by @tinfoil-jones and the jerk ford au, so go check em out! super duper cool stuff!)

(p.p.s., if you saw this post like half an hour ago, no you didn't. *uses the memory gun on you*)

[tilly-tilly-2827]

Our beloved Sophie Beckett.

We adore you.

We love you.

And we will protect you at all costs.

[sketchyelvenasss]

Tav: In another life, you’d have lead me to this crypt, and not that pretty clearing in the forest.

Astarion: Gods, you’re not wrong. I can only say, I’m so very glad we didn’t meet then. I don’t even want to think what would’ve happened to you…

Tav: Don’t avoid it. Face it. You would have killed me.

Astarion: I would have killed you…

[firowisteria]

Me after being mentioned in the Starken fanfic:

[russolaw]

WHO DID THIS??¿°¿¿

[saninthebuilding]

when he says "i love you" but zhang lurang said "perhaps every girl can become a princess in front of the one she loves"

[moonchild-in-blue]

HELLO HE IS SINGING ATLANTIC HE SOUNDS AMAZING EVEN SICK PROKECT ATLANTIC IS GOING ON OMG

[mjfass]

He did a Panama Sunrise. MJF did a Panama Sunrise.

[graysbullshit]

just finished reading The Queen of Nothing and I WILL be throwing myself out of a window, thanks for asking

[nimrodbydawn]

Nobody loves you, when being able to spill your guts including being tipsy or drunk.

I hate myself and it's not worth some hours of honesty in the end.

[bitterbreadandblazingbutter]

Tfw you're trying to find an old fic and you have to see all the mistakes you made in life

[exysexualmoron]

I...

So this is how it ends

[sassy-assassin]

Realizing I'm literally cycling through the 5 stages of grief because of that episode