#I AM FUNNY AND AWSOME LIKE THAT

[colestyledc17]

👀 I have found you dakota you will be added to the list soon

-you local duck

(Ooc: sorry if this is ominous asf 😭😭 I just found the blog and it will be added to the master list soon)

I THINK A DUCK IS MAKING AN ATTAMPT ON MY LIFE.YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME

[lucylichtenweg]

Merlin s1e3 rewatch

Merlin: It was me! It was me who used magic to cure Gwen's father. Gwen is not the sorcerer, I am!

Gaius: Merlin are you mad?

Merlin: I can't let her die for me. I place myslef at your mercy

Gaius: He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Merlin: I do.

Arthur: *disgusted face*

Uther: then arrest him.

Arthur: Father, please. I can't allow this. This is madness. There's no way Merlin is a sorcerer.

Uther: Did you not hear him?

Arthur: yes *buuuuut faaather tone*

Uther: he's admitted it.

Merlin: *yes I did face*

Arthur: He saved my life, remember?

Me: yesss play your cards well boy

Uther: why should he fabricate such a story?

Me: True Uther. True.

Arthur: *shit shit shit. Let me think*

Arthur: As Gaius said.. he's... got a grave mental disease.

Arthur: *ah yes, that was awsome!*

Me: yeah like Gaius when he tells Arthur Merlin is in the Tavern. The same brain cell.

Uther: Really?

Uther: *now it is getting interesting*

Arthur: *ok ok ok WHAT NOW?! Stay calm, stay clam*

Arthur: He's in love.

Arthur: *I'm fuckin awsome*

Merlin: *confused and can't anymore*

Merlin: what?

Arthur: with Gwen.

Uther: *ah yes, young love*

Merlin: I am not! *points his finger to be taken seriously*

Me: Sorry Merlin you like a small puppy that tries to bite.

Arthur: yes you are

Merlin: no way!

Me: Are they seriously fighting about a servant love life in court?

Arthur: I saw you yesterday with that flower she'd given you.

Me: Arthur are you jealous?

Merlin: *laughs nervous*

Merlin: *what the fuck is going on?*

Merlin: I'm not in love with her.

Arthur: it's all right, you can admit it.

Arthur: *side hug*

Uther: hmmm

Merlin: I don't even think of her like that.

Uther: perhaps she cast a spell on you.

Merlin&Arthur: *fuck fuck fuck.*

Uther: *laughts*

Me: now that ain't funny Uther!

Arthur: *ohhh it was a joke. Better laught*

Arthur: Merlin is a wonder. But the wonder is that he's such an idiot. There's no way he's a sorcerer.

Me: oh you be surprised. But you have time for that.

Merlin & Arthur: *intense eye contact*

Merlin: *seriously? Like come on man*

Uther: don't waste my time again. Let him go.

Merlin: *lookes around*

Merlin: *fuck it, I just go away*

Later

Merlin: he thinks he's so sharp! Even when I told him I was a wizard, he still couldn't see it!

Me: maybe he didn't want to watch you die Merlin?

Gaius: sometimes it's pretty hard to spot.

Merlin: Maybe I should go around wearing a pointy hat.

Gaius: I don't think you'd find one big enough.

Merlin: *wow that was a low blow*

Me: I love the episode so much. So many funny scenes and quotes.

[letmebeyourcrrsh]

jeongin x fem!reader

warnings: should be non

genre: school crush

summary: you are the best friend of han jisung. you had switched to his school, where you met all of his friends, and instantly fell in love with I.N

it was your first day in this new school. a whole new chapter of your life! you had problems with your old class, so you finally decided to switch into your bestfriends school! han jisung was literally shining when he saw you stepping into his classroom.. he was so happy to finally have his bestfriend here! ofcourse he didnt even let you find a seat.. he quickly dragged you to where his 7 other friends were, so he could introduce you.. the boys were all so nice. so sweet that you instantly started liking them. but there was this one boy…

his name is yang jeongin.. and the moment he smiled at you so charming.. you knew you were cooked.

after class jisung texted you..

Jisung: UGH i still cant get over the fact you are here with me now!! You: IKR!! I shouldve switched earlier! Jisung: school will be so fun from now on! You: Well I am sure it wasnt boring before.. BUT YES!!! Jisung: anyways! Soooo.. what do you think about my friends? They are cool right? They were also really excited to finally meet you! You: oh is that so? thats good to hear! Your friends are awsome! I wasnt even worried to meet them, for how nice they were to me Jisung: felix almost bought you flowers.. as a welcome gift.. You: oh.. hes so sweet hm? Jisung: cute sunshine :3 OH AND HEY!!! This is an important question!!!! By any chance… did you fall for Innie… 🗿? You: WHATTTT!? Jisung: No seriously.. girl it is only your first day.. You: jisung wtf what are you talking about!? Jisung: I AM YOUR BESTFRIEND!!! I saw how you were looking at him.. I havent seen this face on you for the first time.. so i know damn well what that means You: NOO!!! IT DOESNT MEAN THAT!! I swear I am all good!! I was just looking.. Jisung: „ just looking “ Jisung: You looked like you were imagining wedding.. You: NO I WASNT? Jisung: dont worry girl i got you!

and that is how jisung added you to the groupchat...

Minho: ew who did you add. Jisung: Shut up thats literally my baby Minho: ew wtf? Minho: wait oh.. Felix: HIII!!!! You: hello! I.N: Heyy Hyunjin: OH IT IS THE NEW GIRLY!! HEYYY Seungmin: wow she already made it into this chat? Jisung: She is my best friend duh ofcourse she did Changbin: I AM SORRY?! I had to dance infront of the whole class mid presentation.. JUST SO YOU WOULD ADD ME?! Seungmin: sucks to be you. That was definitely NOT worth it Felix: heyyy... but if not this chat.. who would i spam tiktoks to? Seungmin: thats the problem Felix. Nobody watches them. Chan: i do.. Felix: Thank you Chan…. Felix: Anyways we are happy to have you here Y/N! Very happy to have you in our friendgroup! You: Thank you Felix! That means a lot :> Hyunjin: Are you single? You: ..yes I am.. Hyunjin: I am single too yk.. Jisung: Hyunjin no.. Hyunjin: But-..? I.N: no hyunjin… Hyunjin: But she is handsome.. Chan: Hyunjin stop..

you laughed a little at hyunjin.. also smiled a lot at the compliment. what a funny guy! but still you kinda wished that it would be jeongin instead… saying this..

a few weeks passed.. and a lot happened in these weeks! first of all.. jisung just would NOT stop teasing you and jeongin. it always embarrassed you so much.. but luckily jeongin always took it as a joke..

also you and the boys hanged out like A LOT!!

you had sweet study sessions with channie.. he would always help you with your homework, or to get ready for the next test!

minho and you went to a cat cafe a few times.. he even promised to show you his own cats! but it never came to that-

you also joined changbin in the gym a few times! it was so fun!!

hyunjin never stopped flirting with you.. but it all is jokingly! you sometimes even flirt back, which makes you both actually be really close friends!

the most of your freetime you spend with hannie tho. obviously.. he is your best friend after all. half of your hangouts were mostly about trying to get you closer to innie…

together with felix, you had baked brownies! a loooot of times.. you just LOVE them and gladly join to help him!

seungmin and you often work on pranks… you and him just love to team up to prank the other guys.. and it is always so fun!

while you and jeongin… well.. lets say you actually arent that close. honestly.. not close AT ALL.. as much as you try.. you just cant be close to him! the crush was getting worse and worse every single day.. and each and everytime you see innie… you just forget how to talk! you start getting so so nervous.. and so he wont find out, you decided it would be better to avoid him..  avoid him so badly that he himself started to feel bad..

I.N: Jisung Jisung: BABYBREAD!!! What you want? I.N: dont call me that. I.N: but ye so.. i wanted to ask you- does Y/N have some problem with me? Jisung: huh? What do you mean I.N: i mean she clearly does not like me or something.. does she find me weird? Or did i maybe do something- Jisung: wait why would you think that- I.N: Its obvious hyung. She likes EVERYONE but not me. She hangs out with EVERYONE, but i am being avoided. Like what did i do wrong? Maybe id also want to hangout and like game with her or something. But i just feel like… 9th wheel of a bus with 8 wheels— Jisung: oh innieeee dont worrryyy! She does not find you weird. She really does like you too I.N: then why is she acting like a stranger towards me? Han. You really should talk to her. And then tell me what her problem with me is. I really need to know. Jisung: honestly jeongin… why dont you do that yourself? I.N: no why would I? she avoids me so why would i talk to her Jisung: Just do it innie. Itll make way more sense then if i would.

you almost fell of your chair when you saw a message from jeongin pop up on your screen. omg omg why would he text you?! did you do something wrong? omg does he want to hangout? wait or.. wait no really.. what does he want from you-?

Jeongin: hey You: oh! hi innie! Jeongin: ye so i wanted to ask you something You: oh.. what is it? Jeongin: so like- please dont get me wrong.. i am just really curious- are you avoiding me? You: huh Jeongin: it just feels like you are- because.. you talk very well with everyone. But with me you are just.. idk- we barely talk- i mean it must sound weird of me to ask that.. but i just really want to know. Because you are such a sweet girl! And id love to talk to you more.. but even if I try, you dont let me. You: oh.. hey i am sorry- i didnt mean to make you feel like that- Jeongin: its alright i guess.. i just wanted to know- why you are doing that. Is it maybe because you and hyunjin are secretly dating? You: WHAT?! No wtf Jeongin: who knows.. you both are so flirty that maybe yall are dating- and hyunjin hates the fact u talk to others- You: ye nah- thats funny. But thats not true. He aint my type at all Jeongin: then are you avoiding me because you are annoyed at the fact that jisung teases you and me all the time? You: Jeongin no- its nothing from what you are saying and are about to say- Jeongin: what is it then? You: Jeongin.. just dont think of nothing bad okey? I dont have nothing against you- but still i will not tell you- i am sorry.. Jeongin: whatever then..

another week had passed.. and you started to regret everything.. why didnt you just tell him? maybe hed accept it- maybe he wouldnt judge the fact that he is your crush.. because the fact that you didnt tell him.. it ruined everything. now jeongin himself avoids you.. did you hurt him? or is he just doing what you „ want “ him to do…

you felt so bad that after class you once again texted han jisung..

You: Jisung i messed up.. Jisung: I assume its about jeongin? You: yes it is… Jisung: alright..? You: i must have hurt him! Jisung: You are overreacting- You: no i am not!! Now HE avoids me!! And i did NOT want that to happen!! Jisung: Y/N just talk to him… and tell him everything- before you make it worse. You: HAN!! How do you imagine that?! If id randomly tell him its all because i have feelings for him!! I dont even want to know how he would react!!! Jeongin: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?!

this was the end… what happened?! where did he come from..? you took a look at the chat.. and realised, it was the groupchat all along. and the boys had been reading without saying anything.. ugh!! that is when you started to panic very badly.. you felt so bad all of a sudden.. what do you say now? what will jeongin say now? should you just leave the chat and block everyone? oh and change school!!

Seungmin: damn she died. Minho: ikr.. its been 10 minutes already- Chan: just leave her alone.. i guess she is still shocked- Hyunjin: she choose me over innie.. WHATEVER i love my maknae too! My two babys together would be double baby attack! Jeongin: hyung.. Felix: no but you shouldve told her its the wrong chat- Jisung: she shouldve been careful… and also- if i would this would still keep going. Felix: ye but its kinda rude.. Changbin: Poor her!! Chan: Guys lets just not talk in here for a bit- be respectful Seungmin: acting like she actually died now.. You: guys i wanna apologize.. this is really embarrassing right now- and jeongin- i am also sorry.. for acting like a little child Jeongin: No Y/N- its alright.. Hyunjin: no one ever had a crush on jeongin so hes probably happy right now….. Jeongin: hyunjiiin!! Jeongin: no but to make sure- so you ACTUALLY have a crush on me? And THAT is why you were avoiding me? You: Ye- Jeongin: thats kinda stupid.. usually people do everything to be closer to their crushes- and you were doing everything just to not see me. You: funny right- Jeongin: so you like LIKE like me fr? Minho: bro YES You: ye what minho said- Jeongin: someone can actually LIKE like me-? You: yes jeongin- Hyunjin: jeongin i see you typing.. stop typing.. stop asking these useless questions.. Jeongin: man.. what do i say then Jisung: INVITE HER ON A DATE!!! You: JISUNG?! Felix: why not.. that would be cute :3 ! Jeongin: Ye? Seungmin: ye. Jeongin: okey then Y/N- we should actually go on a date.. For you to make up for all the time you were avoiding me!! You: wait like an actual date date..? Minho: YES!! Gosh why are you both so stupid.. JISUNG: SAY YES SAY YES!!! You: wtf ofcourse id say yes!!?? Jeongin: really? Minho: JEONGIN YES!!! No i am seriously leaving.. Jeongin: omg thats insane- You: ikr.. Jisung: now kiss You and Jeongin: JISUNG!!

this is the end-! or atleast of this part- but i cant promise to do another part! only if people would actually want it. and also i want to say sorry for it being written so funny.. its my first ever small story! so please dont judge :>

if you actually like it ! then id be really happy! and i hope i will be able to improve and become better!!

thanks for reading till the end!

[kayoi1234]

Now, people may remember that a few days ago, I made a post about intending to read the Scumbag Villian Novels.

I can now report that since then, I had a chance to read the first 3 stories (which I understand are the main run? the fourth has like. the filler episodes right?). I am now here to give my observations in my "Scum Villian Book Report":

My inital assessment of the series, surprisingly, was correct. This is wild.

I did not expect Shen Qingqiu to die so many fucking times. My man has a K/D ratio of 1/3. Still is the worlds funniest hater though.

There is something critically wrong with Luo Binghe and I hope he continues.

Liu Qingge seems to be consistently losing or at least suffering in every scene he's in. He's a very good swordsman it's just he has to also put up with so much bullshit.

Every character in this series is on a sliding scale of stupid and it's awsome. There is so miscommunication.

I knew this series had gay sex, because of course it did why wouldn't it I just didn't expect Shen Qingqiu to take it up the ass dry. My man has balls but also. Maybe don't do that.

He also keeps cursing out Airplane. This is funny.

Also half-related: Really like Velinxi's art in all this. I should read Countdown to Countdown again.

To condclude: This was great I may write stuff for it who knows. I finally read one of those Chinese novels so my mother no longer has to look at me weirdly for not engaging with them.

[aaasdgnklm]

tw for *described* blood and gore, stabbing, drowning (mentioned)

spoiler alert for epic : the musical the vengence sags

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OH MY GOD

THE VENGENCE SAGA

holy SHIT guys its WILD

ok ok so not sorry for loving you was oretty much what I was expecting calypos va is amazing and the song is so pretty and I almost feel bad enough for her to like her

dangerous was a BANGER I didnt know about the more calm bits at the beginning and end and the pause when the crew usually replied in the 600 lives bit fucking HURT but then hermes shows up and its like WOOOOO PARTYY FUCKIINGGG TIMMEEE AM I DIONYSUS OR WHAT CAUSE WE ARE HAVING A RIDEEEEEE!! the anamatic with ody fighting all these monsters and hermes busting it down was HILARIOUS I love him SO MUCH troy eats every time and its amazing

charybdis was EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED tbh ik a lot of people were really excited for get in the water and dont get me wrong I was too! but I was REALLY excited for charybis and it met my expectations perfectly the vocals and how just fucking DONE ody sounds is PERFECT I love it

get in the water. holy SHIT get into the water. it was what we knew was coming UNTIL IT WASNT AND THEN IT HURT THE BIT WITH HIS DEAD CREW/FRIENDS/MOM WAS OUCH and a fucking jetpack I CANNOT take that seriously bcuz omg thats so funny that he used a JETPACK to fight posideon AND IT WORKED

six hundred strike ima be honest didnt love the 3d render thing it wasnt for me but the water physics were sick but the MUSIC IS AWSOME I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY EEEEEE

first off the crews voices coming back to accompany odysseus as he avenges each of them is GREAT but then

then

the end

HOLY SHIT THE END I

I dont even KNOW what to say because OH MY GOD

posideon basically saying yeah whatever you win but ur fucked you dumbass and ody replying with youre calling that storm off. and posideon going or what bitch

and then the danger motif starts

AND THEN ODYS FUCKING RAMPAGE

STABBING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH HIS OWN TRIDENT

THE PRONGS TEARING THROUGH HIS LUNGS FILLING THEM WITH BLOOD INSTEAD OF WATER HOOKING BEHIND HIS RIBS AS HIS OWN TRIDENT SINKS INTO HIS IMMORTA BODY OVER AND OVER HURTING MORE THAN ANY MORTAL WEAPON COULD

and the things odysseus is saying? holy fuck theyre almost more painful then the trident because DAMN

you can hear all the rage, the misery, the grief, every single goddamn thing odysseus has been through every person hes lost every person hes fail every. single. emotion. odysseus has felt is so raw and painful and THERE and its awful and amazing and its perfect for that moment

and th animation for that portion is amazing too. the glowing stripes on posideons sides and the flashes of lightning and the blood on the trident and the way posideons body lurches as odysseus stabs him AH and ofc that final line. THAT LINE HOLY SHIT

“with everything youve done… how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife.”

so good. im in love.

[the-brightsong-system]

Me when we're mooties with cool, wonderful people:

AAAAAAAAAA

also sorry for the tag, i just had to show you my appreciation. (Dm us for removal lol)

Cw: very,very long post under the cut

(Dont ask why am i doing this at 2 am. I dont know.)

Our mooties in question:

@the-church-of-strabismus

I had to put you first. You have been our moot for a long time, but you are not just a moot, you are one of our best friends (and our online sibling, ofc!). You are just really wonderful and i hope everything goes right for you, always!!!! (Also i can still offer you our eyes if you want/j). We love uuuu! /p

@cool-username-ig

Did i ever tell you you are amazing? You have been there for us since we joined tiktok, all confused about everything. You were always a funny individual, and a cool one at that (just like your username lol). Stay cool and wonderful, remember we love you!! /p (also rock on, fellow tma fan.)

@gaywitchshowfan

We unfortunatly dont know a lot about you, but what we do know is that you are great, and very interesting! Im glad you finally found your identity, or at least that you feel like this one fits you, for now. You clearly have a good taste at tv shows (judging by your username. I hope im not mistaken when i assume your username is a the owl house reference). Keep rocking on!!

@mygraine

AAAAAA. Would this be a good appreciation post if i wouldnt include the coolest being in the world? I think we screamed out loud when we became moots (Ask seraphim, we were overjoyed in their dms). The flags you make are so good, i wish i could just eat them instead of food. We absolutly adore everything you make!

@somepoetwannabe

Ofcourse, if i make a mooties appreciation post, i have to include this cool system. You guys are awsome!! I will admit i dont know a lot about you, but i know enough to consider you our friend. You are genuinly awsome. I wish you the best!!

@rwuffles

AAA. I know we only recently became mooties, but you are so cool that not including you would have been a stupid thing, really. Your flags are AMAZING, and so are you!! We wish to know you better tbh, lol.

@muttfail

Hey, look who it is! Our online cousin! Really, i also dont know you enough, but your blog theme is really cool. And i know one thing for sure: All your outfits are fire, you look awsome. Keep dressing like the coolest person ever.

Im so SO sorry if i frogot someone, like i said its 2 am and i'll probably add you in the morning.

[kitmitts]

Intro post???? More like Schizopost!!!!!

Lololololol I am so funny.

Hi my name is Kit and I am awsome… I like firearms and also bad people who did bad things and then got popularized on the internet by teenagers girls.

I’m uhmmmm male and like, feeftween 🤓☝️(the big ol’ 1-five)

Bye bye!??

[that-starry-freak]

Yknow its almost kind of funny (an absurd in hindsight kind of funny) when someone says i must have [insert mental disorder here] because i have a few of the symptoms and i have to explain "no, i do not. Not that there is anything wrong with having it, but I dont. That isn't what it is"

"You have ocd"? (Something I've heard from my family a lot) I may get bothered by things being even or not lining up, and be a bit of a perfectionist sometimes, but that is not ocd- i don't think it not being perfect is going to do anything bad, it just bothers me, like how certain sounds bother me. From what I've heard that is literally a normal human thing, so yeah no I don't have ocd (I did used to have extreme anxeity with routines, but I think that was just my anxeity as that doesn't happen anymore!)

"You're autistic"? Oh my god I hear this from literally everyone I know, eccpecially my brothers and friends. Im not autistic- as far as I know at least. Many of the required traits for being diagnosed with autism i don't think I have (idk i haven't really looked to far into it because idc that much) and i just don't really think im autistic sorry chat but God I am tired of hearing this

From ocd to autism to adhd I've heard it fucking all (though to be fair the adhd one at least has more backing as a therapist told me I may have adhd once, but the test it took literally came back inconclusive and I dont feel like I have a lot of the symptoms, so as far as I know im neurotypical)

Like its genuinely just absurd how much I hear things like this??? A few years ago my mom wouldn't listen to me when I said I was depressed, but yes, you're going to say I have ocd because you are shit at decorating. Like??? Augh

This is the same woman I was trying to talk about how sociopathy (aspd) was real misunderstood, and they (from what I've seen) can be really fucking awsome. And she started talking about Ted Bundy and I genuinely walked away because I- I cant even

#this is why I want to go into psychology because its interesting and I want to know more so I can teach the people around me and, yknow, destigmatize a lot of disorders

[waspcup]

qhats up here is my anonymous opinion of u i think you are soooo awsome and i have thought this for a long time and i think you are also so funny and i love your braina nd you have awsome opinions and good at posting and i like talking to u because u are so fun & easy to talk to on a range of interesting topics and i am starting to sound like a crazy robot bcoz i am bad with explaining what i like about people just trust me !!! love u ^_^ from the extremely anonymous guy who will rpibably never be identified LOVE

hello anonymous person in my inbox whose identity i am completely in the dark on thank you and i LOVE YOU !!btw^_^ 💗💗💗💗

(send anon opinions about me!)

[tania05]

🪐My Solar Return Chart(2023)🪐

So I was looking at my SR chart (as one does) excited to see what it would bring…

Masterlist

• Let’s get into it.(im not an expert and am using other tumblr posts and websites to help me dissect this chart which I will like at the end of the post guys.)

• So the first thing I see is my sun is in the 9th house. Makes sense because i’m starting college this year. So that was checked off. Then I look at my moon. Its in Sagittarius in the 3dd house which I found cool because My SUN is in GEMINI in the 9TH house OPPOSITE my MOON in SAGITTARIUS in the 3RD house. Two luminaries in opposite signs and houses and I know it makes sense because Gemini and Sagittarius are always gonna be opposite from each other but with my sun and moon and the houses…that’s awsome(i hope). I didn’t know what it meant so I searched it up. “Solar Return Sun opposition or square Solar Return Moon This influence could bring tension in your home which will disturb your tranquility during this period. Don't get too emotional about the problems you have, and try to analyze them more rationally. You could experience disagreements or tension in the relationship with your mother or other female relatives, and you may not always get your family's approval for what you do or say. You also could have some problems with your health because of your need for emotional balance. Watch out for nervous tension and eat a healthy diet. You could feel weaker and less effective than usual, and you may find yourself at odds with relatives who are difficult to get along with at this time. You could lose patience with people and if your work exposes you to the public, you should be careful to avoid unnecessary disagreements and misunderstandings, especially with women who won't tend to approve of your ideas. You will probably be dissatisfied with your daily routine and may even have the desire to change your residence. Already reading that, Im like

•So I look at my Mercury and see it’s in Taurus Conjunct Uranus at the 0 orb. So im cool with it because natally, I have Mercury Square Uranus at 5° so im not really worried about the negative affects because I deal with it everyday but then I see it’s in the 8th house and also realize I have an 8th house stellium which is funny because last year’s SRC, I had an 8th house stellium and in my natal chart(if you use Placidus) I have an 8th house stellium too. Now I believe Merc-Uranus means that now the way I think will…not necessarily expand because I think that’s more of a Merc-Jupiter. I will be thinking in more unconventional ways in 8th house themes. Tbh, im mostly interested in the money aspect because in college, you need bank and seeing Jupiter in TAURUS in the 8th house is making me happy asf! Jupiter is also Conjunct my NN at 1 orb. NN represents what lessons I will learn this year.(side note, imma be referencing @evangelinesbible post a lot so maybe have it open on another tab.) I may learn about how to handle money this year and maybe even get an inheritance like (scholarships) and a lot about sex and intimacy which makes sense because im going to enter my 7th house profection year. With Jupiter Conj. NN, I may get a lot of scholarships and/or money and I may indulge in sex..a lot🧍🏾‍♀️ calm down kitty kat. My Part of Fortune Conj. Jupiter too🤑💵💸💸.

•My Venus. My lovely, lovely Venus. It’s the same sign as my natal Venus and are both at a critical degree. Natally, it’s at the 1° and here, it’s at the 29°. It’s also in the 10th house Conj. MC at 2 orb. My MC is also at the 27°. 1st thing right off the bat, I can see that im going to get a LOT of attention this year🧍🏾‍♀️. Venus Conj. MC may mean that I may get a lot of admirers(romantically) in the work place the involve Cancer like traits(Healthcare, Chefs, nurturing type of jobs) which is on brand because I want to be an Occupational Therapist. It could also mean that I may REALLY love my job. Basically in the work place and with my reputation would be very good and favorable and people would see me as this cute, kind, cookie cutter type girly(Cancer MC and Venus). However, my Venus is at the 29°, so maybe the things I talked about earlier would be difficult for me. Because Venus is mostly known as the planet for love and romantic relationships. The relationships I have could be on full display to the public (MC at the 27°. 27° is a well known fame degree) which could be viewed in a negative light. I think it’s more romantically because I have a Libra Asc( a placement know for having good luck in love) and a lot of 8th house energy(sex, intimacy, ect), Chiron in the 7th house(partnerships, collaborations, ect) and ofc Venus in 10th house and conj MC. All emphasizes on relationships or at least partnerships. My love life is going to be 💩. Here I thought I would meet the loml in college cause I have a Cancer Venus in the 9th house natally. Love that for me😒

•My Mars is in Leo at 8° in the 11th house. This year, im full DIVA mode. “A diva is a female version of a hustla💃🏾” is my mantra and mindset this year. Like Mrs.Beyoncè(Mrs.Carter if ya naaaaaasty), Leo mars shows im driven and passionate about my dreams/goals, my manifestations, and my friends. Imma go HARD. HAH💪🏿. I may develop some INTENSE, POWERFUL, SHOW STOPPING, BOLD, confidence this year. My mars also sextiles my sun at 5 orb. Channeling that drive and energy wouldn’t be a problem. However, my Venus Squares my NN, giving me tension in my friendships so…pray for me. I may approach sex in a very extravagant way. Imma find a GIF that represents what I mean.

(The Fire in the background is so fitting💀)

•I already talked about Jupiter so we’re moving to Saturn. Saturn is in Pisces in the 6th house. Saturn in the 6th house. Saturn is about “restrictions, maturity, and the dynamic with my father.” The 6th house represents health, routine, work habits and etc. I may become more discipline in those areas or may face some restrictions in those areas. With Saturn in Pisces, I believe I will face restrictions because Pisces does NOT work well in Saturn at all. I may struggle with my work, my health, and my routine. However, Saturn Sextiles Part of Fortune so some of that luck may help me and loosen that negative blow.

•Talked about Uranus so we move to Neptune. Neptune is in Pisces in the 6th house at the 27°. Neptune is at home in Pisces since it is its natural ruler. Tbh Neptune represents what Pisces is imo. It represents dreams, intuition, imagination, delusions, lies, etc. With it being in Pisces, that energy amplifies in the 6th house. I may sell myself this idea of getting everything together, having my routine, and health on point but not actually doing it. Well in my case, I probably will because Saturn is in the same place too. Neptune being in at the 27°(a success degree), not only will I have Saturn helping me with discipline and structure (hopefully), the 27° gives my Neptune success through communication. For example, I could tell somebody that I want to work out more and they encourage me/help me and could build a bond with them. “Walk it like I talk it” is the beat way for me to describe the relationship between Saturn, Neptune, and Neptune at the 27°.

•Pluto is in Aquarius in the 5th house at 0°. Pluto is all about transformation, rebirth, destruction. Like the Tower Card in tarot. Aquarius is about rebellion, thinking outside the box, independence, innovative. The 0° is another critical degree. It’s new, like a baby, It needs to gain experience and guess what? I barely have experience in the 5th house themes. I may step into it unconventionally or in an odd way and it may come off as…powerful?? Like I may take the lead in creative projects and maybe sex and the way I do it is seen as Unique or innovative. Pluto is the planet of extremes and with it opposite Mars, intense, out of this world passion + determined, unstoppable drive = 🧨💥💥💥💥💥💥💥. I will be a force to be reckoned with because this is insane. But, again, it ties into what I said during my Venus section. I forgot to add this but Cancer is a well known placement for the Arts. Maybe the create plays a big role but I truly feel that relationships and intimacy is the MAIN theme of this year. ESPECIALLY since Venus is my chart ruler.

•My North Node is in Taurus in the 8th house at 3°. NN in Taurus, I may learn how to take care of my self, manage material things, and maybe learn how to express my sensuality because my NN is in the 8th house. House of Intimacy, Merging Sex, loans, inheritance, partner’s resources, etc. Mostly stuff about money and partners and probably communication because the 3° is ruled by Gemini. Maybe learning how to communicate better is another lesson and by the way my chart looks, those 3 lessons will be learnt……THOROUGHLY ☹️

•Vertex is in Gemini in the 9th house at 17°. Vertex is what’s fates this year……im fated to go to college, communicate, and maybe get popular for the wrong reasons🧍🏾‍♀️🔪.

•Chiron is about what might hurt us and how you heal. Chiron is in Aries, in the 7th house, at the 18°. Aries mostly focuses on self while the 7th house represents mostly with working with other people and the 18° and quote,”this degree actually symbolizes you’re doing so much service for others that you’re not making enough time for yourself.” Through-out this whole chart, im always dealing with other people to the point where it has become a wound. To heal myself, I gotta put me first ☝🏿.

ASTEROIDS

•Nessus: I can’t find the post that talked about it so for rn, this is blank💀

This is my chart everyone. Hopefully my analysis was good and pray for me cause im gonna go through it this year

[dundelion]

Ok, some thoughts after Barbie movie:

1. Pink goes with everything

2. I want that "I am Kenough" hoodie

3. I feel sorry for blond Ken. I mean I understand that Barbie needed to do what she did, just still feel a little sorry for him

4. They marketing and scenography teams have BALLS.

5. Matel allso has BALLS for makeing their boses look like this in this movie. And for going thought the 4th wall!

6. It would be funny if the animatoins would have some of this "Barbieland is plastic so there is nothing in their cups" jokes.

7. I think from now on, everytime when somebody disrespects us, we can say that they act like they live in mojo dojo casa house.

8. In my country, in dubbing, they used the fraze "mojo dojo casa house", and that is important, because "casa" in my country means "money", and that adds another thing to Ken's character.

9. The Kenfight could be ussed to make some awsome music video's (imagine what it would look like with some Queen songs).

10. Will Ferrell is

🩷✨ the best ✨🩷

More thoughts might come.

Ok one more:

11. If You want to do Barbenheimer, Oppenhimer can be pretty exhausting, so I suggest to go first Oppenhimer then Barbie, because Barbie is a good rest after Oppenhimer.

[tomorrowillbeyou]

no it was legit so funny with this guy at the phone shop he asked me what i liked and i am never prepared for that question and said ummm music and he was like everyone likes music say something else so i said maths abd he was like so when you're older do you want someone to cut open your head and look at your brain and see why you're different? and i like laughed and then he was like i think everyone who says they like maths these days and wants to be a mathematician really just wants someone to open up their brain and see why they are the way they are . because it's all already been done. and like i disagree with the bit about it all already being done but nonetheless it was quite funny. and then i started saying about how some of the unsolved problems in maths do have a lot of practical applications eg in cryptography and he was like well i think technology is moving way too fast so i don't like that . and i was like yeah man i feel you i will try to not do anything that helps technology progress if i ever get the chance. and then we talked about like ai and scientific ethics stuff. he was quite awsome

[borealis-siblings]

(@pokege-ne-project ; Hope) "F-forgive the intrusion." It felt like the best idea to just apologize, even if theere was a sudden shaft the area. "May I ask, what this place is? Ican assume it's important to the both of you... Correct?"

The Espeon swiveled it's head to Hope. The Espeon whispering amongst itself for a brief moment. An Alolan Ninetails then reappeared from a gust of wind. Though seeming ahdonormaly see-through... Espeon gave the Ninetails a funny look.

"Are they for real? Do they not know where they are rn..."

The Ninetails try to nudge the Espeon, but seemed to have failed. The Ninetails then spoke.

"Shut up Stardust! Mhhmmm- Anyways~ You, mu friend, are standing right smack dab in the middle of the largest peek in the Mountain Range of Imaros! And I am Aurora! Of nothing... I just live here in the Mountain ranges with my awsome gf Stardust... I don't live in a super cool magical forest like my older sis, Venus.. Hmm.. Wonder what she's up to..."

(@pokege-ne-project, Hope)

[ravenwitch45]

Just read a Hazbin/Helluva x Owl House fanfic you made and IT WAS AWSOME!!! Honestly I like seeing Amity, Edric, and Emira adopted by M&M, who we know are better parents than Odalia even though Alador is trying to be better, but it's still an amazing idea. Is there still some fanfic ideas based around it, if so could you share some details about the AU?

Ah those fics, it's been a while since I thought of them but I'm glad some people still stumble across them and enjoy them so much. I must admit though that the original asker for those fics @beastkeeper91 gave me that idea even though I took my own spin and wrote em, as well as a few others, but yes I suppose there are a few other ideas I didn't explore in either, some theirs, some my own and I'm happy to share a few.

But first since you just said fic, I'm gonna be safe and assume you only read one, and put both here, please read both before you go further cause I'm going to assume you've read both as I discuss the new stuff

(Note those are their reblogs of the fics, cause they were kind enough to send them to me so I could find them easier since this was a while ago, now the new stuff!)

First of all, since the Owl House has since wrapped up I guess I'll speak on M&Ms status during season 3, most likely they'd end up collected like everyone else, sad but that means Amity gets three parents to lovingly greet after everything is done, and Odalia isn't just the third wheel now, she's the fifth wheel! Cause she deserves it :3

Also Stolas and Blitz would probably be right with them, a little bitter but the whole crew gets the collector is a child and all, and if Amity thinks there okay, they'll listen to their daughter/niece. Speaking of daughters I still don't know what to do Octavia and Loona, sorry ladies XP

And since this is a somewhat M&M centric AU, I certainly can't just not mention the episode that most focuses on them and their relationship, Yep Exes and Oohs.

Crimson exists in this AU, but luckily Moxxie has of course cut ties with him, he still sucks essentially, and I don't hate Moxxie enough to have him dragged back. Not sure what he runs in this AU, cause I don't think the boiling isles has a straight up mob, but it's something Moxxie wants no part of. He's aware of his 'grandchildren' and I'm only air quoting that cause this man hardly deserves children, let alone grandchildren, he's never met them though, he is a little impressed with Amity after the brawl so he's intriqued.

Now that I think of it imagine the tension if while he's taking over running the company, Alador get's involved with Crimson, unaware of his shady dealings, and Moxxie just wants to explode right there when seeing him again. Oh lord the drama... And the possible bonding with his kids when they find out that just like them he had a bad parent like they did in Odalia

On a lighter note, how about we talk about some funny scenarios with the funny shark man?

Chaz in this AU, is on much better terms with his exes, and kinda acts like an unwanted uncle to the blight kids, often joking he might just get back together with M&M to become their dad. Ed and Em find him amusing, and kinda get their sense of humor from him at times, and Amity can't stand him one bit, though she is nicer in this AU to start so she's at least cordial with him, agree with who you like.

Moxxie and Millie however, kinda keep him on a short leash when around their kids, none of his usual horn dog behavior as you'd expect, and Moxxie says he'll just steal Chaz's voice if he ever does it in front of em. Which is usual successful, so the kids just see him as the weird uncle, who just acts very awkward round their parents.

Speaking of magic, Chaz is a bard, just like Moxxie in this AU, though Chaz uses his voice for his magic, while Moxxie and say Raine use instruments, his magic looks like green and teal sound waves. Not sure what or if he'd branch off into other stuff after the sigils removed, maybe illusions for like stage effects but that's just me XP Still figuring stuff out for him.

Now this is an idea completely given to me by good ol beastkeeper. Now in this AU I.M.P doesn't exist as we know it, which I felt was for the best not only cause portals are a much more serious thing in TOH, but also not exactly a great career to have when your daughter ends up with a human girlfriend. XP

My original idea was that they kinda had a club during their hexside days and that's kinda how they got so close, but after graduating they all kinda ended up doing different things while staying in touch, Moxxie became a Bard, Mille an Abomination expert, and Blitz a beastkeeper, but then Beastkeeper proposed I used an idea there using in their own Helluvaverse/TOH AU, check it out, it's a little dark but still neat I think.

Anyway they proposed a new company, I.A.S. Imp Appreciation Soceity, essentially activists for equal treatment, now in my AU Imps are just a type of biped demon, same with Goetias, Shark Demons etc. But I reason that Belos, in his puritan head, ended up getting Imps considered lesser and more "wild" then other types, mainly cause they resemble classic ideas of demons the most, cause Belos is an asshole, no surprise there.

Anyway that means they still technichally work together. That's about as much as I've explored it in my head. Either way I find it cool.

The last thing I wanna mention is a few miscellaneous ideas I have thought up but don't feel have enough layed out to say much about, I want a little plot of Blitz and Luz working together and bonding, protagonist solidarity and all. Also of course figure out what Loona and Octavia are like in this.

Also figuring out a ton of hexside time stuff, how they all met, how they interacted, how the parents possibly did. tons of stuff, but I hope for now this is a good bit of information for this AU, maybe ask later and I'll say even more who knows XP

[sksninja]

I have on more than one occasion had my life compared to a sitcom by someone else.

The briefest example I can give was the last time I visited an out-of-town friend’s house for kind of party. 

So the last time this friend had visited me a cowboy outfit was involved and they forgot the hat (or something, I don’t remember) so obviously the most reasonable way to return it was to dress up like a cowboy myself and wear their forgotten cowboy swag to their house. 

I stroll in the front door and say, “It’s high noon somewhere in the world” (circa Overwatch cowboy voice line) and the 15-some people there laugh and clap and whatnot. Cool. Great. Joke landed. Hell yea. 😎  Except everyone continues to stare at me like I’m doing stand-up. So I say, 100% serious, “You don’t have to keep waiting for me to say the next funny thing.” To which they laugh and clap and whatnot, and OH GOD. I realize I am legitimately the most interesting thing they’ve seen all week. They are not like me and my friends. They have no hobbies, they have no weird interests, or fandoms, or blorbos. They do not have wild gay/autism/arson stories. 

I promise this is not me being arrogant. My life is a joke, and it’s FUCKING AWSOME.

[pinky-the-bunny]

My reading of insomnia by @wily-art

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!

Pgs 1 & 2: Already at the first page and I already like how they did sans here. Also, gaster looks very cool.

Pgs 3 & 4: OOOOHHHH, sans almost recognised gaster there. Clever.

Pgs 5-7 : OH SHIT!!!

Pgs 8&9: Oh fuck, I just realized his soul and powers are red now!

pgs 10 - 12: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? THEY JUST CYNED HIM! (Also that exchanged with papyrus was funny)

Pgs 13 & 14: Poor papyrus, he was just concern- HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?

Pgs 15-17: sans remembers resets in this one...I like that fanon idea on him, so this story is right up my alley. (it already is, i'm so invested.)

Pgs. 18-20: THEIR IN THE SURFACE!!!!

Pgs. 21-24: I love papy in this! Also, I find it interesting how he said not red or blue...which makes the art of his soul being blue sort of tie in with the red would from before.

Pgs 25 - 29: Yeah...sans is going through it.

Pgs 30 - 34: okay, so the souls colors are at least connected to chara, right?

Pgs 35 & 36: OH SHIT, HERE WE GO!

Pgs 37 - 38: WOAH!!! I GENUINELY GOT CHILLS THERE!

Pgs. 39 - 41: wow, okay, so that was a lot to take in. So from what I'm getting is that gaster and sans used to work together to make a human-like soul replacement to break the barrier. And the soul traits are like the 7 fallen humans soul names. I wonder what happened with that...

Pgs 42 & 43: I wonder if present sans can feel past sanses emotions at the same time? Cause every time Past sans seems to be stressed his dialogue box turns blue and present sanses soul turns bluer. Plus, when chara is near him, his soul gets redder.

Pgs 44 - 48: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Pgs 40 - 52: He teleported??? Is he still dreaming??? Was this a dream at all???

Pgs 53 - 56: that guy was so sweet, I gave him a surfer voice cause I saw him like that, Lol.

Pgs 57 - 60: And yet he's still throwing away his problems like always...

Pgs 61 - 65: damn, that escalated quickly.

Pgs 66 - 68: oh please don't tell me he's gonna hurt papyrus at some point...

Pgs 69 - 72: poor frisk doesn't know what their favorite skeleton is going through.

pgs 73 - 75: So...is the chara from the "dream" A different chara? Also, I love how they draw chara. Its different.

Pgs 76 - 79: he's bleeding more, I'm worried.

Pgs 80 & 81: Alphys has a team now? Awsome! I can only imagine what having her as a boss is like.

Pgs 82 - 85: man, alphys is so underrated. She is just as important as all the other characters and I am happy how she is portrayed in this.

Pgs 86 - 89: She has a cat phone! Cute!

Pgs 90 - 96: oh, either he's pissed or he's doing something

Pgs 97 - 99: Awww, he wants to help!

Pgs 100 -103: I really like this. A lot of people seem to think that being naive equals stupid, so I really like how they made papyrus find out quickly that sans was lying to him and is trying to help him through whatever problem he has.

Pgs 104 - 108: Its okay, sans. I don't like tea either.

Pgs 109 - 113: Oooh, that hit hard...

Pgs 114 - 118: Oh god, sans is having anxiety.

Pgs 119 - 121: AAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Pgs 122 - 125: Papyrus giving us a therapy session right now.

Pgs 126 - 128: Oh thank god, I really thought he was gonna...

Pgs 129 - 135: PAPYRUS'S GASTER BLASTER REVEAL!!!

Pgs 136 - 140: Oh, that's cool as fuck!

Pgs 141 - 144: He would survive in a horror move for sure.

Pgs 145 - 149: THAT'S FROM THE TRAILER!

Pgs 150 - 154: he kinda...

Pgs 155 - 156: Look at how past sans waters those plants! Very demure, very mindful!

Pgs 157 - 162: Damn, past sans is really nailing the whole "you're trying to forget your fuck up, huh? Too bad."

Pgs 163 - 166: He old as fuck.

Pgs 167 - 170: Oh shit, here we go...

Pgs 171 - 172: He so cocky, I love him!

Pgs 173 - 174: Well, I'm still gonna call ya past sans honey.

Pgs 175 - 178: Past sans is such a bully.

Pgs 179 - 181: That dog is obviously named cupcake.

Pgs 182 - 184: Aaaaand there it is...

Pgs 185 - 187: Of course there be complications.

Pgs 188 & 189: Yep! He has the fucking traits.

Pgs 190 - 192: Oh shit, chara's here.

Pgs 193 & 194: Yay! No more supressing! We love character development!

Pgs 195 - 197: The void!?

Pgs 198 & 199: Are we back?

Pgs 200 & 203: Back to the other chara.

Pgs 204 - 207: ASRIEL!!!!

Pgs 208 - 211: OH?

Pgs 212 - 214: Frisk...no...

Pgs 215 - 218: Scary...

Pgs 219 - 221: THATS FUCKING COOL! also frisk has no eyes???

Pgs 222 - 226: What the fuck is he gonna do...?

Pgs 227 - 229: Poor asriel...

230 - 231: what the fuck...

232 - 236: PFFT-!

Pgs 237 - 240: OH FUCK!

Pgs 241 - 244: had a feeling he would know they ate buttercups.

Pgs 245 - 248: *Starts eating popcorn intensely*

Pgs 249 - 250: this is so intense.

Pgs 251 - 255: Aw, frisk!

Pgs 256 - 259: These pages keep getting better and better! Omg!

Pgs 260 - 263: oh....

Pgs 264: This goes hard.

Pgs 265 & 266: Oh god what would happen if they do? I don't it would be what they'd expect.

Pgs 267 - 270: and papyrus has to FIGHT this guy?

Pgs 271 & 272: OH MY GOD, ITS THE TITLE OF THE SERIES!

Pgs 273 - 275: JESUS CHRIST!

Pgs 276 - 279: Wait, is that an actual thing?

Pgs 280 - 282: Is he gonna tell him!?

Pgs 283 - 286: Does one of the mugs have muscles???

Pgs 287 - 291: I don't get that one but funny Haha papy got mad at pun.

And that's it! I can't wait to see the episodes but that's about it from the comic itself. I hope I gave you all a good laugh and please give the comic a read!