#kayoi bullshits again

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So the thing is I have an intent to read the scum villian novel or whatever because it sounds interesting but I keep never getting around to it because the second hand knowledge I get is so much funnier. From what I understand:

The protagonist is a redditor who said "I read porn for the plot" and then did actually proceed to do that. A type of hater never seen before. This guy also is apparently a fruit but like. He's never going to figure it out. He also dies and has the luck of becoming that shitty book he read for the plot's villian. He proceeds to try and not become a villain.

The actual protagonist of the book (Binghe???) is apparently in gay love with the protagonist. I respect the grind. Also apparently if he doesn't get with the protagonist he will tear the world asunder which. well. Is a way to deal with that.

The actual antagonist/god of the world/original shitty porn writer's name is Airplane. I do not think this is explained but he calls the protag cucumber? I don't know. People sometimes collectively call them cumplane which is funny.

I don't actually know what the plot of it is but I think someone goes to superhell or dies but they get better.

So from what I understand I should read this at some point.

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The MC of Honkai Star Rail ping pongs between “If I don’t commit to the bit I Will Die”, “Horrible little trash raccoon” and “Wuh? Huh?” energies like their life depends on it.

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Neuvillette, trying to explain to Childe why he's here: You have been accused of being responsible for the kidnapping cases. You have the right to defend yourself in the court of law, or you can get an attorney to represent you. If you wish, you can also -

Childe, not listening, also only knowing like two of Fontaine's laws - where it was illegal to fish and how to get a government sanctioned duel: Which option gets me the fight

Neuvillette, trying very hard to keep this trial fair and also really wanting a drink: If you want to duel a Champion Duelist you have to accept the charges that have been laid against you. Do you intend-

Childe, vibrating: I wanna fight. Let me fight. Please.

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What I have understand of Yanqing enjoyers here on tumblr dot com is that you all treat him like sans undertale. I have seen a minimum of like 3 alternate universe Yanqings in the tag in the span of 2 minutes. Putting that boy into the yanqingverse

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All I can say is lol lmao Shidou got his shit wrecked by a primary schooler. That's fuckin hilarious

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Now, people may remember that a few days ago, I made a post about intending to read the Scumbag Villian Novels.

I can now report that since then, I had a chance to read the first 3 stories (which I understand are the main run? the fourth has like. the filler episodes right?). I am now here to give my observations in my "Scum Villian Book Report":

My inital assessment of the series, surprisingly, was correct. This is wild.

I did not expect Shen Qingqiu to die so many fucking times. My man has a K/D ratio of 1/3. Still is the worlds funniest hater though.

There is something critically wrong with Luo Binghe and I hope he continues.

Liu Qingge seems to be consistently losing or at least suffering in every scene he's in. He's a very good swordsman it's just he has to also put up with so much bullshit.

Every character in this series is on a sliding scale of stupid and it's awsome. There is so miscommunication.

I knew this series had gay sex, because of course it did why wouldn't it I just didn't expect Shen Qingqiu to take it up the ass dry. My man has balls but also. Maybe don't do that.

He also keeps cursing out Airplane. This is funny.

Also half-related: Really like Velinxi's art in all this. I should read Countdown to Countdown again.

To condclude: This was great I may write stuff for it who knows. I finally read one of those Chinese novels so my mother no longer has to look at me weirdly for not engaging with them.

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Started watching Wind Breaker like two weeks ago it's a fun anime. I especially like the part where that one kid with the eye patch took one look at his opponent and decided that he'd rather just psychologically torture the man.

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You know when the Tears of Themis MC Rosa ever goes like…anywhere, those four other guys are always there… like they will come up with the shittiest fucking reason of why they will go with Rosa and it’s fuckin like:

Rosa: Okay guys I’m off on my trip.

The Boyz:

Our Trip

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Started playing the first twewy on the 3ds and I have come to some conclusions:

Neku is a major dick

Due the game originally being for the Nintendo DS, the audio is so incredibly compressed. It's so crunchy now

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Watching people on my dash get into Ultrakill is funny when I still know nothing about except there are gay non-binary robots in it and I think they kill god I'm not too sure on that one

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Apparently Microsoft imploded or something, releasing corporate girlies everywhere

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Okay so this might be a little bit Out of Character, and very much “He would not fucking say that” but could you imagine if Kaveh was the kind of guy to just go “Huh. Wild.” at like the oddest shit. Like his standards for what is “normal” is so fucking skewed mostly because it’s Alhaitham’s fault but also this guy has a float suitcase from ancient tech. He’s broke. He has no more sanity left.

So just imagine, that Alhaitham comes back from a trip from the desert haunted and looks directly at Kaveh and says “I think I might be the reincarnation of King Deshret.”

And Kaveh, who at this point, has been dealing with Alhaitham’s bullshit for too long now, just goes “Huh. Wild. What does that have to do with me though?” and just returns to his sketching or whatever.

And so whilst his roommate has his whole “Am I a God Reborn or am I Overthinking This?” crisis with like the Sumeru Revolution team or something Kaveh’s over there, sitting on the couch, watching all of this and saying “Well at least he’s socialising”

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*Me staring at the Amane vote* What is it about 12 year olds that makes people so fuckin angry. Is it the cult, the murder, or the 12 year old.

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I know absolutely nothing about the state of rap or who Mr Kendrick Lamar or who Mr Drake is beyond "They do the rap thing and Drake is a dick head" but never have I read lyrics that have fucking obliterated someone until today.

Holy fucking shit bro Mr Kendrick

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Rewatching "Snow White with the Red Hair" in an attempt to get shoujo to give me more emotions then "Incredible Violence", "Rage Against the State" and "I don't know how many 'it is what it is' I got left in me man"

Is it working? I have no idea.

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I’ve been playing around with a Trailblazer who can shapeshift into any number of animals as I like, mostly for two reasons:

1) the joke of March 7th telling them that only raccoons go through garbage, only for them to immediately shift into a Raccoon and getting right back in there.

2) the visual of a battle where in the middle of it, the person with the bat suddenly disappears, and suddenly a giant grey wolf with golden eyes is tearing the throat out of an enemy, and there is gore still dripping from their muzzle as they shift back.

I dunno. I just think it’d be neat.