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The MC of Honkai Star Rail ping pongs between “If I don’t commit to the bit I Will Die”, “Horrible little trash raccoon” and “Wuh? Huh?” energies like their life depends on it.
#txt#kayoi bullshits again#honkai star rail#mc hsr#Trailblazer honkai star rail#caelus#stelle#I play the guy but no one makes enough content for him#I just want to see my scrunkly son#I guess I have to be the change I want to see in the world
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Neuvillette, trying to explain to Childe why he's here: You have been accused of being responsible for the kidnapping cases. You have the right to defend yourself in the court of law, or you can get an attorney to represent you. If you wish, you can also -
Childe, not listening, also only knowing like two of Fontaine's laws - where it was illegal to fish and how to get a government sanctioned duel: Which option gets me the fight
Neuvillette, trying very hard to keep this trial fair and also really wanting a drink: If you want to duel a Champion Duelist you have to accept the charges that have been laid against you. Do you intend-
Childe, vibrating: I wanna fight. Let me fight. Please.
#kayoi bullshits again#txt#genshin impact#genshin 4.0 Spoilers#4.0 Update Spoilers#tartaglia#neuvillette
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So the thing is I have an intent to read the scum villian novel or whatever because it sounds interesting but I keep never getting around to it because the second hand knowledge I get is so much funnier. From what I understand:
The protagonist is a redditor who said "I read porn for the plot" and then did actually proceed to do that. A type of hater never seen before. This guy also is apparently a fruit but like. He's never going to figure it out. He also dies and has the luck of becoming that shitty book he read for the plot's villian. He proceeds to try and not become a villain.
The actual protagonist of the book (Binghe???) is apparently in gay love with the protagonist. I respect the grind. Also apparently if he doesn't get with the protagonist he will tear the world asunder which. well. Is a way to deal with that.
The actual antagonist/god of the world/original shitty porn writer's name is Airplane. I do not think this is explained but he calls the protag cucumber? I don't know. People sometimes collectively call them cumplane which is funny.
I don't actually know what the plot of it is but I think someone goes to superhell or dies but they get better.
So from what I understand I should read this at some point.
#kayoi bullshits again#svsss#txt#sorry for tagging your main tag folks#I keep meaning to buy the first novel and reading it but I keep never doing it for whatever reason#But from what I have heard it is a very funny time and also it is sad but it will get funnier as well
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What I have understand of Yanqing enjoyers here on tumblr dot com is that you all treat him like sans undertale. I have seen a minimum of like 3 alternate universe Yanqings in the tag in the span of 2 minutes. Putting that boy into the yanqingverse
#kayoi bullshits again#hsr#yanqing#this is not a bad thing#please keep doing it#I have done it Once so it's not like I can say anything
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Thoughts on Yanqing post 2.5 main story and the legacies he carries with ice and blade.
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My extremely hinged observation of “Buddy Daddies”, that anime where the two vaugely homosexual men raise a child becuse whoopise fucking daisy they mcfuckin murdered her dad.
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Now, people may remember that a few days ago, I made a post about intending to read the Scumbag Villian Novels.
I can now report that since then, I had a chance to read the first 3 stories (which I understand are the main run? the fourth has like. the filler episodes right?). I am now here to give my observations in my "Scum Villian Book Report":
My inital assessment of the series, surprisingly, was correct. This is wild.
I did not expect Shen Qingqiu to die so many fucking times. My man has a K/D ratio of 1/3. Still is the worlds funniest hater though.
There is something critically wrong with Luo Binghe and I hope he continues.
Liu Qingge seems to be consistently losing or at least suffering in every scene he's in. He's a very good swordsman it's just he has to also put up with so much bullshit.
Every character in this series is on a sliding scale of stupid and it's awsome. There is so miscommunication.
I knew this series had gay sex, because of course it did why wouldn't it I just didn't expect Shen Qingqiu to take it up the ass dry. My man has balls but also. Maybe don't do that.
He also keeps cursing out Airplane. This is funny.
Also half-related: Really like Velinxi's art in all this. I should read Countdown to Countdown again.
To condclude: This was great I may write stuff for it who knows. I finally read one of those Chinese novels so my mother no longer has to look at me weirdly for not engaging with them.
#kayoi bullshits again#svsss#txt#sorry folks for clogging your tag again#but I did read it now!#Yeah great book#keep an eye out if I ever write anything#probably going to be doomed yaoi knowing my track record but well. Wahee.
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Started watching Wind Breaker like two weeks ago it's a fun anime. I especially like the part where that one kid with the eye patch took one look at his opponent and decided that he'd rather just psychologically torture the man.
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You know when the Tears of Themis MC Rosa ever goes like…anywhere, those four other guys are always there… like they will come up with the shittiest fucking reason of why they will go with Rosa and it’s fuckin like:
Rosa: Okay guys I’m off on my trip.
The Boyz:
Our Trip
#txt#kayoi bullshits again#tears of themis#not tagging characters I’m lazy#but yeah they really just go ‘Our Trip’ and then tag along
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Hey tumblr? What the fuck is that thing
#kayoi bullshits again#img#this webbed site#what the fuck is with the clown pirate thing in the corner#tumblr
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Started playing the first twewy on the 3ds and I have come to some conclusions:
Neku is a major dick
Due the game originally being for the Nintendo DS, the audio is so incredibly compressed. It's so crunchy now
#txt#kayoi bullshits again#the world ends with you#twewy#no spoilers please#although I did watch the anime but I'm treating it like it doesn't exist
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Watching people on my dash get into Ultrakill is funny when I still know nothing about except there are gay non-binary robots in it and I think they kill god I'm not too sure on that one
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Apparently Microsoft imploded or something, releasing corporate girlies everywhere
#txt#kayoi bullshits again#microsoft#wow it really did just fuckin went 'early weekend. now go away'
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Don't think reddit should be the only people to see this image so you guys get this too. Unfair they have given me these creatures that look so pettable and yet I can pet exactly none of them. HSR is a cruel cruel game
#kayoi bullshits again#img#i made this in like 10 minutes don't think about it too hard#hsr#honkai star rail
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*Me staring at the Amane vote* What is it about 12 year olds that makes people so fuckin angry. Is it the cult, the murder, or the 12 year old.
#kayoi bullshits again#txt#milgram#amane momose#there's just something so funny about it#All of the other guilty ones got like pretty overwhelming innocents#but for some reason there is a subsect of people who just fucking hate that 12 year old#Is it because she threatened to shank the doctor?#if the doctor gets shanked by a 12 year old well that's on him to be honest#how do you let yourself get stabbed by a 12 year old
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Okay so this might be a little bit Out of Character, and very much “He would not fucking say that” but could you imagine if Kaveh was the kind of guy to just go “Huh. Wild.” at like the oddest shit. Like his standards for what is “normal” is so fucking skewed mostly because it’s Alhaitham’s fault but also this guy has a float suitcase from ancient tech. He’s broke. He has no more sanity left.
So just imagine, that Alhaitham comes back from a trip from the desert haunted and looks directly at Kaveh and says “I think I might be the reincarnation of King Deshret.”
And Kaveh, who at this point, has been dealing with Alhaitham’s bullshit for too long now, just goes “Huh. Wild. What does that have to do with me though?” and just returns to his sketching or whatever.
And so whilst his roommate has his whole “Am I a God Reborn or am I Overthinking This?” crisis with like the Sumeru Revolution team or something Kaveh’s over there, sitting on the couch, watching all of this and saying “Well at least he’s socialising”
#txt#kayoi bullshits again#genshin impact#Kaveh#genshin kaveh#ooc but it's funny#crack if you will#just like 'Oh you might be the goddess of flowers'#and he goes 'Sick bro. I heard she was an engineer its time to see what kind of techniques they used back then'#and some sage goes 'don't you understand what this could mean for sumeru?'#and kaveh goes 'no but I do know what it means for my client's new patio'
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