#I AM A QUEEN CAR
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dont go wasting your eeeemotions
lay all your love on meeeeee
don't go wasting your devooootioooonDONT
STOP
ME
NOW
#IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN#I AM A QUEEN CAR#YOU CAN START ANYTHING BUT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE INTO QUEEN IN THE END#That is the way of the world bebe
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Noticed there wasn’t a ton of photocheer fanart and I wanted to change that (which why isn’t there more these two dorks are so cute together!!!!)
#come get your food (art edition) fellow photocheer’s you must be STARVING#also to anyone interested in getting into this paring read there is a light and it never goes out by pearlypairings (it’s on AO3!)#to me it is THE photocheer fic#it’s amazing and I love it (also a sequel fic from Chrissy’s pov has started and it’s also really good so far!!!)#it was my gateway into getting into it so I think it’s a good place to start#after posting this I am in fact going to reread it that’s how good it is#anyways I’m definitely going to make more art for them cause they were so fun to draw together (just got figure something out first)#listened to the smiths while drawing this (got the queen is dead on vinyl recently)#also the usual stuff too like alvvays and joy division (my beloved fave bands <3)#OH ALMOST FORGOT!!! I added pins and patches of Jonathan’s fave bands on his bag cause that bag would have LOVED to have some on there#shame it died like his rusty car </3 an unknown pleasures patch suits it nicely#I have a whole post about it too (the sketch for this inspired it btw)#and Chrissy’s skirt is a corduroy one btw (I have a similar one irl)#thought I’d mention that cause Idk of it reads as a corduroy skirt#I’m going to stop rambling now cause that’s too many tags (hope this enters the tags cause sometimes my rambles cause my own works demise#:’] )#stranger things#jonathan byers#chrissy cunningham#photocheer#jonathan x chrissy
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"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags
#amy and danny constantly trying to ruin each other's lives only to constantly get into deeper and deeper shit themselves is. peak.#spoilers follow:#literally like half the main cast dying in a gunfight with cops is Also something i could not have predicted.#rip jordan my favorite toxic lesbian queen. she was only there to start shit. stealing her brothers gf. her constant gay tension w amy#and then she GOT BISECTED???? girls it turned into a horror movie straight up so fast... poor naomi she was just there to fuck bitches.....#liza post#beef netflix#live liza reaction. if they reconcile over paul dying horribly i will have . feelings#anyways RIP paul he was like my favorite character. i love a stupid ass himbo#everyone in this show is a terrible person and it's extremely entertaining#'I AM NOT HELPING YOU UNLESS YOU USE NICE WORDS' you both just crashed your cars off a cliff after chasing each other down. ok#'i see your life' 'you poor thing'#it's such a good show at being funny and dark and poetic and Good. also crow motif xoxo#update PAUL ALIVE SWAG
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Just saw the F1 (Brad Pitt) movie trailer thanks I hate it
#one of the worst thing I have seen in a while#the title is...is nothing. NOTHING. Jesus I am not saying come up with the best title ever but 'F1' is not a movie title.#it's an abbreviation of the name of the sport#hell Rush wasn't a brilliant titoe either but it was something at least#'who said anything about safe' jesus christ I know I myself am a relatively new fan but I have to ask#does Brad Pitt know anything about this sport#is someone going to explain to him that hurting oneself/dying in a car crash doesn't make you cooler#that it IS important that a car is safe when the sport is already so dangerous in itself#I will only pirate this movie for the cameos (Gunther and Max are who I saw for now)#but God it already looks like a shitshow#and the song...I love Queen but it really looks like they wanted to put a generic ass popular rythmic song#it's like they put the same effort in choosing the song that they put in choosing the title#the bare minimum#I swear I didn't watch the trailer wanting to hate it. I swear. The disappointment is just that much.#f1#formula 1#f1 movie#brad pitt#Edit: WRONG there are more drivers in the movie which simultaneously makes me happier and sadder
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Boxer!Bradley AU;
Bradley fights big matches and wins big prizes. He's one of famous ones. one night at a bar he meets Jake. He's a run-away kid looking for finding a job in this big town and a new start and it's supposed to be a casual one-night stand but morning after when Jake walks around Bradley's small kitchen, wearing Bradley's shirt and sitting on Brad when he's doing his push-ups, Bradley just gets too fond of him that he suggests Jake to stay with him until he finds his own place to live.
he's set for a big match for next couple of months and his competitor is also a good boxer with good reputation too so it's a real challenge if he can beat him. Talking about moneys and bets here which he can make a whole new life someplace else (with Jake💗 Brad's planning on to purpose him) something that he doesn't know, Jake's his competitor's lover.. and all this was a plan from start to get under Bradley's skin to get to convince him losing the match without polluting his own name. So Brad finds out somehow and they break up and while Jake truly has feelings for him, but he doesn't say a word or begs him.. he just leaves..
Brad wins the prize (Jake's heart was beating so fast he was so scared, on the edge of tears whenever Brad got hit. At the end Bradley's locking eyes with Jake while they raise his hand to announce winner) and at that same night Jake comes knocking on a moping Bradley's door, tears in his eyes when Brad pulls him in a kiss, says he's in love with Bradley and he put bets on Bradley instead of his ex-lover💗
#hangster#sereshaw#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#top gun maverick#Bleed For This fusion#hmm and let me steal that version of Glen from Scream Queens#so yeah they're gonna go live someplace sunny and buy a house and a car and a dog and adopt kids together💗#Brad will open a gym of course#and they lived happily ever after#💕💕💕💕💕💕💕#thank you @redfurrycat all your aus posts encouraged me to make my own one💖💖💖#I'm proud of this post!! I am!!#also you bet. Brad indeed put LOTS of forces in his fists cus 'NO ONE GETS TO TOUCH AND OWN JAKE EXCEPT ME!'#its why he won? hmm maybe!!#also sitting on your husband while he's doing push ups sit ups is really really cute ok#and I just need to see this scene when Jake kisses Brad's bruises pushes his sweaty curls out of his face after the match💗#and Brad wraps him in his arms hhhnn#this ship is so cute🥺💕💕💕#au post#au posting
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Pre-Birthday blues please send me photos of your favorite queens and/or photos of cute animals 😭
Here is my Jaida tax to get this post on your dash <333
#it’s not even about be turning 25 like damn why can’t this just be a quarter life crisis smh#anyways I am sad but showing me your favorite queens and yelling to me about why you like them will heal me#also kittens or bees or whatever other cute animals you can think of#rachel rambles#jaida essence hall#also my birthday isn’t until Monday wtf let me live until then#is part of it my final that’s due tomorrow sitting unfinished in my car?#perhaps#I don’t know how to draw why did I pick a drawing#anyways#it’s not really that it’s more social stuff but w/e#I’m gonna go do my makeup and hopefully that’ll perk me up lol
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New Mouthwashing ocs just dropped
Jeff, Jeffrey and Jeffdrew
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing ocs#cumlore#in 1977#woweee#Bartholomew#finland#the queen of england#the karma sutra#Desdemona#newark#fallout 3#fallout 5#splatoon 76#haemorrhage#lobotomy#help i accidentally lobotomised myself#what do if hit by car????#9/11#7/11#vladimir putin x zelensky#Putin spelt like Putine food#i am illegal#guncrime#rishi sunak#jerma985#new lore drop#iodine poisoning#crisp#execute the french
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this came to me in a vision
sorry but the problem is you, not me </3
#this is light hearted but I do genuinely not enjoy her#kotlc#kotlc discourse#kotlc ro#listen!! you can like to all you want! that’s totally fine!#personally I just don’t#she is insufferably and one sided to me#which I’ve talked about before so I won’t go into it in the tags if a shitpost#but just like. woof. she sure is. something#inspired by that one post that’s was like ‘when I see a female character and don’t like her I’m like sorry queen that’s on me I’m the proble#m I need to work on myself’#and was thinking about it and went that’s not ro! I’m not sorry and I’m not the problem here#anyways#thought of this in the car and just now remember so I rushed to make it#enjoy#mom please stop scheduling maintenance workers to come to our house while I am in it
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What if Yuta was the one hit by the car and so now we have a sociopathic 15 year old with a giant fuck you monster.
#rika herself is still the queen of curses bc of Yuta's power level.#her grandmother is also still so sure that Rika pushed Yuta in front of the car#i think Rika would join Geto though she's just like that.#i am not that great at communicating visuals but curse yuta has like giant eyelashes into the weird tentacle hair and a probably#a giant eye instead of the giant mouth#and id imagine the ring fits more like a collar#jjk#jjk au
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sometimes u just gotta listen to the paul simon radio on spotify and be like. i am a middle aged dad
#today's gender: middle aged dad#this is not MY dad but it's somebody's dad#my dad listens to metal#well. he listens to everything actually. he's very musically diverse. but i'd say like 80s heavy metal is his *thing*#anyways. when hall and oates rich girl comes on the paul simon radio i am absolutely transported to childhood#bc my mom would play their greatest hits cd on loop in the car every day for months until she'd swap it out for our queen 3 disc hits#i used to sing rich girl while gazing out the window on my way to and from school and imagine the meanest rich girls in my class lmao#vic.txt
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you are jeff by richard siken // swanqueen
#[gunshots]#[car explodes]#queerbait is a beautiful thing#once upon a time#emma swan#regina mills#swan queen#swanqueen#sq#i am So Sad#web weaving#queerbait
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FINALLY A HAMLET 2000 TRUTHER
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU I AM OBSESSED WITH HAMLET 2000. my friend and I put it on on a 3 am whim intending to make fun of it but the further in we got the more we were turning to each other like "wait is this good? is this actually good though?? holy shit?? why does this go off?"
#some may argue that the blockbuster scenes or the faxing or the painfully 90s outfits date this movie but I#enlightened#am here to argue it was actually ahead of its time.#its time hasn’t happened yet or anything ofc but it Will come#hamlet#ask#every day I think about his stupid fucking hat.#also that uncomfortably long shot in 1.2 of hamlet and claudius talking reflected fuzzily in the half rolled down car window while a#sharply in focus gertrude beams up at them over the rim.. like. she's so....#+ the commitment to utter unaesthetic-ness: hamlet’s super cluttered depression apartment & cars honking on the new york street#& 4.3 in the LAUNDROMAT— ham 2000 is the 2d production I've seen where hamlet kisses claudius after 'man and wife is one flesh''#a concept I like a lot more than the traditional gertrude kiss bc it's kinda in line w how he's been fucking with claudius the entire scene#(though ethan hawke kisses them BOTH. a choice I am OBSESSED with. get it I guess)#as a pretty subdued unenergetic hamlet I def wouldnt say its my fave performance but there are like. so many fascinating choices#the action movie motif.. the airplane motif.. biker horatio.. marcellus as his girlfriend who's just silently in the bg for all of act 5??#also BILL MURRAY POLONIUS and actually all the ophelia stuff was such a Take.#that intensely uncomfortable scene with the king & queen where hes telling them about her relationship with hamlet as she slowly wanders#along the edge of the pool... it's SO visceral like that's. that's exactly how being a kid feels.#no agency.. your parents telling people your personal shit while youre just There. and zoning out to cope#anyway I'm tired but so much abt the framing & symbolism is so oddly compelling I can't go through all of it#a lot of it I just didnt know what to think of too loll like setting the ros & guil scene in the club....#them having to yell to be heard over the music is such a specific and awkward vibe as to be intriguing#but also they cut the most interesting part of that scene lol I was disappointed#+ they cut the gravedigger which is.. in line with how little they showed hamlet's sense of humour and odd bursts of energy and such :(#but anyway it's undeniably a fun watch with a friend#I'm definitely forgetting some stuff there was a Lot
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Tongue-tied
Or, 6 times Jael almost told her best friend she loved him + 1 she did, for the @wayfarer-week 6+1 prompt, bc it fits too well for my poor smitten girl.
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Jael’s heart first betrayed her a year before graduation, on an evening bathed in moonlight.
And it was so simple it almost made it worse. She and Aeran were up one of the abandoned towers in the Spire, their spot, talking about nothing and everything and eating toasted apples she’d liberated from the kitchen. Aeran laughed at something she said, and the way the moon’s glow caught him just then; easy smile and a twinkle in his eyes, sent Jael’s heart in a swan dive toward the ground several stories below. She almost dropped her apple after it when the warmth of realization hit. Moonlight looked good on him.
She must’ve stared too long, because Aeran snorted and nudged her knee with his foot. “I have apple on my face or something, Jae?”
For half a second she almost told him the truth. I really wanna kiss you right now. “Just enjoying the moonlight,” she said, biting fiercely into her apple and burning her tongue, “your face happens to be in the way.”
He rolled his eyes--“Oh, so it’s improving the view?”--and punched her shoulder and she played along.
The rush of... feelings, desire, whatever it had been, was safely buried by the time they finished their apples and went to bed.
Graduation was soon, even if she was reckless enough to gamble their friendship over a random crush(that would probably go away in a few days), this close to leaving wasn’t the time.
It’ll clear up, it’s better not to say anything.
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Aeran found her sprawled in the grass, sunlight between branches above dappling her shirt as she stared at the shiny silver medallion now looped around her neck. “Leaving in the morning?”
Jael started and tucked the Wayfarer pendent inside her shirt. “Two more days. There’s some remedy Varyn wants me to have along that needs to finish brewing or something. What about you?”
He nodded, as she’d feared he would, as he flopped down next to her. His own medallion glinted briefly in the sun. “There’s a rumor out near Ilis. It sounds like a Wayfarer problem and Sero thinks I’m the answer.”
Something in her chest clenched. With so few Wayfarer, it made sense to send out more as soon as they were available. She’d just hoped for more time. Aeran was such a constant in her life, she hated the thought of losing him--even if she’d known this day was coming.
Her heart did an odd little twist at the thought of not seeing him after tomorrow, that he’d be gone from her life for who knew how long. “Aeran, I-”
‘-think I love you,’ but it was terrible timing, they were both leaving, she couldn’t drop that on him now. Especially if it was just a crush.
“-I’m gonna miss you, you know?”
“Ditto,” he said with a gentle smile, bumping his shoulder to hers. “Hopefully we’ll cross paths sometimes, but it’ll be weird not seein’ you every day.”
“Very weird,” she agreed, bumping his shoulder back. That was true, regardless of anything else.
Aeran chuckled and propped himself up on one elbow. “One last visit to our spot?”
Jael grinned, shoving him back into the grass as she scrambled to her feet. ���Race you, Kellis!”
“You-!” There was a laugh in his voice. “Oh, you’re on, Aizura!”
It was so easy to pretend her pounding heart was from exertion rather than the sight of his full smile when he claimed victory. (Less easy to believe it, though)
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It was three years before their paths crossed. Both heard the same rumor--a fannarl near Sarin--from opposite directions. Despite the years apart, it was easy as breathing to fight together. To fall back in synch, to work as one. Halves of a whole. The Masters would scold her for thinking like that; Wayfarer were by nature solitary. she shouldn’t be binding her effectiveness to another. She didn’t care. Not when Aeran sent her a grin flush with victory before moving to reclaim his spent arrows. Jael wiped dripping acid from her gear as she stepped to help.
“Good to see you haven’t lost your edge,” she teased, plucking an arrow from just below the fannarl’s eye.
“Or you your reckless streak,” Aeran retorted with a laugh. He braced one boot near the deep slash in the fannarl’s chest to pull out an arrow.
“What can I say, you bring out the best in me.” Jael grabbed another arrow from the beast’s flank, and another from the ground, grinning as she passed them all back. It was more true than her joking tone let on. Running into him like this had stirred up feelings she thought she’d relegated to daydreams. But they did make a really good team.
Aeran laughed and they sat, sharing a boulder, so they could clean their weapons.
“You don’t have to wait for me, if you have somewhere else to be,” Aeran said, clearing the blue-black ichor from his arrowheads. “I know this part’s boring for you.”
“I think I can tough it out,” Jael snarked, wiping down her blade.
“When you have such wonderful company?” Aeran paused to bump her shoulder.
“Exactly.” She fell silent, watching him as he worked. His tan was deeper, the muscles in his arms more defined than when they’d parted, and she had to very deliberately push down the flutter in her gut.
So, that crush is still there...
And it stayed a flutter in the background as they finished cleaning weapons and headed back into town, as they found somewhere that would serve them and shared a drink before heading separate ways. Persistent and annoying in its subtlety until the words blurted unbidden from her mouth.
“Hey, Aeran?”
“Hm?” he grunted over the rim of his mug.
But no. No, she couldn’t bring this up now. That was silly.
“...Got any badass stories?”
He set down the mug and grinned. “I’ll share mine if you share yours.”
“Deal.”
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The next time she saw him, her emotions were already raw. Not an open wound, but a bruise subjected to unnecessary poking.
Her door was half open, his knock cursory.
“Heard you were here,” Aeran said, bypassing the perfectly good chairs to sit next to her on the bed.
“Yeah.” It was rare for Wayfarer to return to the Spire, Jael no more wanted to dwell on why it had been her instinct to do so after this mission than she did on the miracle of Aeran being here at the same time.
“Also heard you cornered your prey neat Brennath,” he commented.
“Yeah.” She was quiet for a long moment, and he let her be and she loved him more for it. “I didn’t visit them.”
He didn’t say anything, just watched her turn her medallion over and over in her hands.
“I was tempted,” she admitted, tracing the Wayfarer sigil. There was so much she wondered about the place she once called home. What had changed. What was the same. “But I didn’t.”
Sated curiosity wasn’t worth the ripping open of old wounds, the hurt that was likely to come with it.
“I don’t blame you,” Aeran said softly, giving her shoulder a gentle nudge.
She slipped her hand in his. “Don’t need them, anyway. No point looking back.”
Aeran squeezed her hand. He knew how she’d wondered. How she’d dreamed. How much this choice had hurt even if it was the right call.
“‘M glad I have you, Aeran,” Jael mumbled, nudging his shoulder back. Glad enough she wasn’t going to ask why he was here, just be grateful.
“Yeah.”
The confession sat on the tip of her tongue, but something held it back. She wasn’t sure what; maybe the same fear that kept her from visiting her clan. Wondering was better than rejection.
She got her second tattoo before she set out again, a raven on her shoulder, to acknowledge her past and how it shaped her. If Aeran noticed the raven was posed as if landing on her other tattoo--the geometric lines that mirrored his--he didn’t say anything.
So Jael didn’t either.
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The words were almost driven from her, unbidden, at Karth. Between the strength of her relief and the strength of Aeran’s hug, the confession teetered on spilling free.
I thought I lost you, I’m pretty sure I love you, I don’t want to hide it anymore-
But a shudder rippled through their hug, though Jael couldn’t tell if it came from her or him, and she buried her face against the side of his neck.
He was here. Aeran was here, warm and solid and alive, even if he wasn’t the same. There would be time another day.
For now she was going to hug her best friend and thank the stars she still had him.
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“So what do you think we’ll find in Velantis?”
Jael leaned cautiously against the ships rail. The bandages were off, her strength mostly returned, but two things remained--the marks of the basilisk’s coils just below her ribcage and the shift in Aeran’s demeanor. There’d always been a level of casual affection between them; bumping shoulders, side hugs, hands or knees brushing when they sat together.
But it was different since boarding the Dareia; a tenderness in his touch, a lingering to his looks, hardly leaving her side. Jael was pretty sure she knew the reason. It had been her call(fuck the Count, fuck the chalice, fuck this miserable swamp of a city) and he’d followed because she talked him into it and she’d almost gotten herself killed. Dwelling on the hypotheticals of why that made him like this was a hope Jael didn’t want to give herself unless it was going to go somewhere.
So she’d stick to more solid, relevant hypotheticals instead.
“Oh, you know. Money, power, corruption. Guild mages.” Aeran practically spat the last one as he joined her, so close their shoulders brushed. “Just an all around good time.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you,” Jael said lightly, curling her pinkie around his.
“I feel so much better,” he snarked, but something in his eyes said he at least halfway meant it.
“I’ll always have your back, Aeran,” she emphasized, leaning into their contact.
He sobered, staring out through the ocean spray. “Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Jae.”
She opened her mouth to insist she’d keep this one if it killed her, tell him why, but another voice cut across before she got a word out.
“Wayfarers!” Malsara called, “Zenaida would speak with you.”
With matching sighs and a final grin, Jael and Aeran pushed away from the rail to follow.
This was for the best, Jael told herself as Aeran’s fingers brushed the back of her hand. She really should wait.
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They were batched in moonlight, again, when her resolve broke. Her walls and worries had been worn down by this fucking day; Quirinus, the gala, Velantian politics, Lethalis.
Their fight.
She’d heard it was the ones you knew and loved who could hurt you the deepest and Aeran had proved it tonight in spades. But she still loved him, bone-deep and inescapable, which was why she was here instead of some party. Standing in one of the most luxurious rooms she’d ever seen, highlighted by soft moonglow as her best friend looked at her with tears in his eyes and apologized.
“I could never hate you, Jael.”
And the truth finally bubbled unhindered to the surface as she dug her fingers into his wonderfully curly mop of hair and tugged him in for a kiss.
A wordless confession, but all they needed right now.
They knew each other that well.
And her heart sang with joy unspeakable when Aeran melted into her and kissed her back, fingers tangling in the draped fabric of her serithan.
Finally finally finally.
Her hand cupped his cheek, his the back of her neck, foreheads touching as their breath mingled.
“Aeran.”
“Jae.”
“I just want to be here with you tonight.”
“I’d like that.”
And for just that night, no matter what came with morning, everything felt right with the world.
#queens fic#jael aizura#aeran kellis#wayfarerweek#wayfarer if#jael/aeran#my girl is strapped into the clown car and determined to ride it off the cliff#so--apparently--am i🤡
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Three Days Grace's song Just Like You but Raven and the Evil Queen
#oo i am so ill about this#I'd make an animatic if i knew how#eah#ever after high#raven queen#the evil queen#eah the evil queen#ever after high the evil queen#snow white#snow white and the seven dwarfs#snow white and the 7 dwarfs#music#let raven be PISSED at her mom i think#i was listening to it in the car and i was like ooooo mommy issues
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favorite book, favorite album, favorite item of clothing/accessories
giovanni's room / james baldwin ! be the cowboy / mitski or sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band / the beatles ! and probably my big bulky brown corduroy jacket that used 2 be my dad's !
#ask game: ask me 3 things you want to know ! :^)#also contenders for favourite album (which was. hard):#the idler wheel / fiona apple and the queen is dead / the smiths (SORRY WOMEN). also london calling the clash and#what do you think about the car / declan mckenna sorry...albums are always so hard because im just. i dont tend 2 be an album listener#really like so many artists i like i couldnt pick an album because. the songs i like of theirs are scattered across like four diff albums#i find too often with albums i have to listen to them a couple of times before i can even have an opinion especially if im totally#new to it because. the first few times it usually all jumbles into one and the songs sound the same and i cant pick any out until i get 2#know them a bit better. its why i am always stuck rooting through the singles box in record shops </3#ask game
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I'm so sane. Only sane people think about "Life is Strange but isekai'd into Paper Mario TTYD". I'm so sane I swear.
#bulletbilltime rambling#life is strange#paper mario ttyd#another one in the 'absolutely stupid ideas' pile that I am taking way too seriously#somehow not the weirdest nintendo property I've tried to put LiS in.#but yeah there's like... something darkly fascinating there#both properties feature a great calamity involving a storm#and imagining regular old max with no fighting abilities whatsoever using her powers to overcome stuff mario can just jump on#is deeply fascinating to me#it turns a lot of these conflicts into more cerebral ones#not even 'talk it out' but like... 'outsmart your opponent so they can be defeated without needing to attack'.#and imagining max coming into her own as she learns to outwit dragons and pirate ghosts and the like#I even imagined the intro sequence but it's rachel sweet-talking the shopkeep into letting her try to open the box#so she can then run off and pawn it off to get coins so she and chloe can leave rogueport#however since the shopkeep is a plant the x-nauts are immediately alerted and they catch up to her before she can find a pawn shop#so the peach segments are now peach and rachel trying to figure out how to get info down to the others.#chloe works as a mechanic on the excess express btw. it was the closest I could think to a car mechanic type job for her to have#max and chloe would find each other as max is heading to glitz pit#and then chloe immediately gets max to join her as a tag team duo to get the championship#taking advantage of her abilities to lay the smackdown on their enemies#ALSO MAX AND CHLOE ON FLAVIO'S SHIP??? HELLO THIS IS TOO PERFECT#chloe gets way too into it and seeks out a pirate outfit and goads max into getting one too#meanwhile goombella and the others are just sitting there looking at them like 'when are they gonna kiss'#(mario is conspicuously absent because peach never sent him the map)#(in this AU peach is chased down by the x-nauts before she can try to send it and ends up giving it to max as a desperate gambit)#(since them trying to take it from her means they probably want it for evil and from a quick interaction she can tell Max is a kind soul)#oh yeah also shadow queen causing a storm like the one in arcadia bay is a given#that's just... duh#anyway this crossover is stupid and insane and I am EXTREMELY invested in plotting out a story with it now#will I write it? fuck if I know. nanowrimo's right around the corner tho......
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