#How To Text Your Ex To
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr was acquired by Yahoo for $1.1B in 2013.
Text
my most autistic trait is probably that, as someone raised by christian nationalists, I cannot STAND the cheap flimsy potshots antitheists fire at christianity. you guys are Doing It Wrong. you dont even know about the council of nicaea OR christianity's long history of antisemitism. get off the stage you're embarrassing yourself.
#morgans magical musings#cultural christianity#ex christian#text#“dae invisible sky fairy” grow up oh my GOD#jesus wasnt even a historical person! everything you know about how this religion was formed is FROM CHRISTIANS and therefore full of BS!!!#theres so much material there but no. we gotta say the old testament (aka jewish) god was a warmongering bastard. ROLLS EYES.#“the bibles only mention of abortion is how to preform one” if you seriously think this is a valid argument you have never met a christian#in your entire life. get off the stage!!!
60 notes
·
View notes
Text
I can't stop thinking about Jester's sendings to Suzy Greene
#the more i think about the funnier and more insane the whole scenario gets#it's like what if you had the person who ruined your life and caused your breakup drunk text your ex#how insane would that be?? 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#nein hells#braius doomseed#bells hells#bell's hells#it's me i'm th#it's me boy i'm the ps5#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
69 notes
·
View notes
Text
How are you a dude making a diss track to a woman? Lol. You were begging to come back by writing her love poems, but when she peeped you were really the ops, you have the audacity to do a 180 by putting out an incels greatest bullet points...and can't even keep up with the wack ass beat. This ninja said "Megan thee person" on a soundcloud beat. Meanwhile Meg out here paying you dust like:
#At least come with some fire beats and some flow#Like how are you rapping sad boy songs to your ex when you have a new baddie?#Run Twinkle run!#Negro she was fucking men and women before you were a couple just like you#He in his feelings and probably texting her while she's at his momma's house right now#Lipo where? Meg been had body looking fine since she entered the game and the gym been her 2nd home#Like seriously you can have your say but at least make it worthy#You fumbled dassit
203 notes
·
View notes
Text
One of my absolute favorite “cliche” tropes is amnesia fics where reader has been dating character for years, but they forget and then they can only remember dating their ex. So it’s like they go back to the ex because it’s all they’ve ever known, and their current love has to cope with seeing the love of their life in the arms of another guy.
I could read that trope a million times over and never get bored or think it’s too repetitive.
#bonus points with him trying to help you remember but not wanting to like scare you or freak you out???#and even better for like Sanemi when there’s no phones or cameras to show text messages???#or photographs#and he REGRETS not writing you letters so badly then sigh#or like Bakugou not giving up but like caring about your welfare so much that he just kinda watches you with your ex?#cause he’s seen you in the hospital for weeks/months and knows how shit it’s been for you? how sad and lonely you’ve been#and he missed seeing you happy— even if this time it’s at the hands of another man#but he subtly leaves you gifts like your favourite flowers???#like maybe it sparks something inside you? because you tell everyone your favourite flowers are roses#but you find fresh tulips on your bedside table each morning after he visits? and it like grabs at something at the back of your mind???#or he brings you coffee and he’s somehow the only one that gets it right??? but it’s something you’d never order?#like you ask for oat milk but he brings it with coconut milk and it just tastes better? and you’re like I didn’t even know I liked this???#and your ex is just like ‘she likes oat milk’ like MATE NO WE DO NOT#I WILL EAT THIS UP WITH A SPOON AND WOLF IT DOWN YOU HAVE NO IDEA
53 notes
·
View notes
Text
that blonde man is gonna make me end up on the news
#text#woe. volo curse#did you think your hyperfixation died down? jokes on you how about a new masters ex chapter
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
one of my only spelling errors in my dissertation feedback being one use of lowercase g in reference to the Christian God and getting back "It is common practice (perhaps problematic in this context!) to capitalise ‘god’ in Christian contexts" can be something so special
#it was an accident i do capitalise it elsewhere#the constant switching between lowercase god within a nonchristian platonic context and uppercase God within christian platonic and#nonplatonic context is hard ok#but like funniest way to catch me on what was an unthinking error#just a little but youre kinda right for this#capstone#just realising and processing the fact my supervisor has some concept of the fact im Ex Catholic based on how every meeting with her has#involved her going yeah dealing with irish students who were raised catholic really changes my relationship to early christian studies bc#youre all representations of the stakes of this kind of thing#the consequences of bonding with the other queer ex catholic in that class and us both going oh yeah this text predates and sets the stage#for [insert modern catholic ideological horror]#like its relevant and a key aspect of what we are doing as receptions are key and it is paired with not solely receptions based analysis#but yeah i think she's picked up on this
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
.
#ok im making one more dot post and then i am (hopefully) getting off tumblr and going to bed#liam payne#death#i do suggest not reading tbh because its just gonna be waffle. anyways#ive distanced myself from the boys for years for a multitude of reasons. mainly that they did things that disappointed me and i realised the#way i was attatched to them was unhealthy. so for the most part i listened and enjoyed the music and didnt pay Much attention to anything#else. and like liam. i always liked him in the band days because to me he was the underdog. the underappreciated and probs less stanned one#out of all of them. and when youre a fan i do feel like a lot of us just wanted them all to be appreciated. idk. but anyways yeah i did feel#for him. due to him backgroud growing up. his talent. etc etc. even though he wasnt my fav. and even when he did something wrong my teenage#self still defended him like my life depended on it. (embarassing) anyways. his solo music while it was not my fav i still occasionally#enjoyed. its just over produced pop like it was fine and i found it fun. in terms of him as an actual person by this point in his career i#didnt pay attention to him or the others that much anymore#and like. yeah as of recently as more stuff came out about him being kinda weird and rude and abusive 🙃🙃🙃 that was kind of the final#straw for me! like in terms of me giving a fuck about him. if he eventually came around cool but i wasnt gonna wait around for it.#god this whole thing feels so dramatic but i need to get it oit or i Know i will not be at peace lmao anyways#so yeah come to hearing about his death which. i hear about because of trin lovell on twitter like. shsvshs. anyways my reaction was#disbelief and just... nothing? like i said in my brain i had just disregarded him honestly. and even now i still just feel speechless.#to summarise my feelings. fuck him for how he treated his ex and probably other women as well. but also. he was my boy. he'll always be a#part of me. and it feels weird that hes just. gone. he suffered a lot with addiction and pressures etc and its just. sad that hes gone now.#that he never got to get better. and he wont get the chance to. im sad for his family. and anyone else thats gonna be affected by this#im always gonna remember him.#and thats all i have to say. honestly part of me feels SO dramatic for even typing all this out but here we are.#if anyone has read this far and wants someone to talk to im more than happy. and also just wanna make clear that i am fine#le text post
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
listen i love tex but i do think stinky has a point and if he snapped and broke tex's nose yeah i would be upset about it but in the like popping popcorn and pulling up a chair kind of upset
#justice for stinky#we never did find out why he had the helen files mikey sent to nobody#or what the deal was with that poker game#how much he knew about chance not chris#suspicious boy i love you and your giant horse and your ex villain and your adopted hippie#the text: dont get too paranoid its never turns out well#my brain immediately: oh so stinky is right. he's at least half right. he has to be now#🥔#w.bg#w.bg spoilers#w.bg170
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Battle Network being the only MM series that I didn’t get deeply invested into that I still haven’t played most of the games is so funny despite this year basically being it’s year of relevancy again because I do know facts off handily about it and one of the things that jumpscares me every time I remember it is something that wasn’t even in the games: It’s the fucking fact in the anime they said “let’s make this a Tokusatsu” in like the fourth game arc onward and this will never not throw me off despite being the mf who’s favorite mm series is literally ZX.
#meg text#mega man#mega man battle network#mega man exe#The funniest part is I never bothered to watch the anime but I still know this knowledge#I was that person who absorbed most/all mega man knowledge and got confused when others admitted they didn’t know Jack about BN#despite not even caring for it I was just like “how did you not get it shoved in your face#I still don’t know why this series doesn’t tickle my brain at all though#like I say classic and x are overrated-not in a dickish way tho-but there’s stuff I like in them#just not stuff to consider my favorite but still enjoy#BN I’m like “you seem neat ig” and don’t care further#but also I enjoyed starforce??? I’m weird#I appreciate just the fact the anime was cracked as shit even if I probably won’t watch with my attention span#also it’s not the perfect adaptation even if it expanded some stuff they also ruin things kinda#but I’ll take eh adaption to watch a few eps of then whatever the fuck happened with sf anime#also I’m happy BNLC did well but if we get bn7 I will sob because o know how the series ends and we DONTNEEDIT#I’m rambling in tags but my mega man autism activated
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Writing over 30,000 words worth of content for a fic only to realize it’s all pointless because you have no interest in it anymore and you were never gonna finish it anyway….
What even is The Point anymore
#current mood#it’s so joever#this isn’t even the worst part honestly#what really sucks is that this project was the last thing in my life I had any sustainable interest in and now that’s gone too.#now I have nothing. like#the fuck am I supposed to do??? get a new interest??? that’s fucking impossible#nothing hits like it used to and everything is just….bland….and SO MUCH EFFORT to get into#like hobbies are so difficult? and my old hobbies (ex writing) are becoming more and more toxic and like a chore rather than something fun#like writing at this point has become a battle of perfectionism and I’m fucking losing#what am I supposed to do. nothing inspires me. I have no interests. no hobbies. not many friends irl#and it’s not like we ever hang out because people are a fucking piece of work#either they cling to you like dog shit or they never respond to your texts no in between#im just so tired of existing??? and also college??? is fine but like#what the fuck am I DOING here like#why am I getting an art degree??? is this really how I should be spending my time and my parents money?#what the fuck am I gonna do for a job??? what do I WANT from a job???? I don’t even fucking know#i can’t see myself being happy in life doing anything and that’s such a nonstarter#it makes it impossible to start planning anything because I feel paralyzed with fear#and like I said….i don’t have any interests. I don’t LIKE anything. I am the antithesis of curiosity and interest like. there’s just nothing#i can’t do this anymore#im so done#idk why I made this so long but#I guess I have a lot on my mind I wanted to share#sorry for cringe posting on main it will happen again#im sorry in general actually for everything im sorry for being needy and attention seeking and annoying and flaky and never finishing any of#my fics because I lose interest and for not responding to anyone in my inbox I’m sorry#personal#cringe#cringetober#long tags
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I have so much to write in my diary omg
#how does my mother just TALK so much#like girl chill and stop internalizing EVERYTHING#also I couldn't watch bewitched bc it was ‘evil’ 😢#bad news mom your daughter was a witch for a v brief period of time lmao#also gd everyone and everything is so fucking annoying#like stop texting me gf I don't have time and I don't care#and brain fuck off about the ex stop obsessing#and oh I just don't care about anything right now and want to scream and also spend a few days absolutely alone#people are idiots and stupid and annoying etc etc#personal shit to fucking delete
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
we GOTTA stop repackaging outright gender essentialism and misogyny as cute '''''''''feminist'''''''''' jokes!
#i eat my girl dinner of a few crackers and a diet soda i give in to the feminine urge to text my ex and spend frivolously#then i justify it with teehee girl math cos everybody knows girls cant do math or be smart#i listen to the divine feminine reminding me that girls love pseudoscience and real knowledge is for men while girls get to Feel#and any girl who actually cares abt science is probably just faking for men and being a pickme!#btw women dont exist were all Girls forever#like we CANNOT keep advancing this idea that a.) there are magical differences between men and women#and b.) THOSE DIFFERENCES INCLUDE HOW WOMEN CANT DO MATH OR EVER BECOME ACTUAL ADULTS#be a good girl! dont think girl! be financially illiterate girl! eat badly girl! you need to be taken care of girl!#someone else needs to make your decisions for you girl!#terfs done touch this i hate u for real#rain speaking!#sorry i know i harp abt this a lot#but it is for real so distressing to see this shit getting so mainstream#ANYBODY REMEMBER THE 2010S! HOW DID WE GET HERE FROM THAT#like women who love femininity have always been around! im sorta one of them!#but this framing of it as being Innate To Girls is so fucking bad#and it used to be the sort of shit you just saw outright trad freaks parroting#and anyone who critiques the ubiquity of these 'jokes' is accused of being unable to take a joke
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
⚠ I need some slides on Yuji and/or Akane
@getsusekaii sent ⚠ for a bad presentation slide about their muse
#getsusekaii#ᴏɴᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ | answered#[ akane is truly i could be your angle or yuor devil cries#[ the bottom of akanes text was gonna judge her ex bc of recent chapters. but i must remain spoiler free before they attack me heh#[ i feel like eiji and yuji would be those dumb bro meme friendships. like the whole ' close your eyes bro ' and cries#[ but the discussion about their biases uvu;; we all know eiji is a fanboy so he is happy to talk nonstop with yuji#[ pls forgive how long it took me to finally get this out uvu;;#ᴛʏᴘᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛ: ᴠɪsᴜᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ | edits
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ok
#kinda vent post cause ive been anxious ever since we got coffee this evening#I promise I'm not trying to be weird or anything. I'm just#I just really don't want to screw this up. I know we spent almost the last year avoiding each other#And I know things between us were rocky for a bit before that#and I hope I'm not overwhelming you. I know things won't be better overnight#I know we've distanced so much and theres so much awkward history there. I know things are different now#And I respect that. I respect your relationship and your new life. I'm not trying to impose or make you uncomfortable#I'm just anxious and tbh scared an nervous too. I don't want to fuck this up. If theres a chance for us to be close friends again I want it#Im so so so scared of fucking it up. I feel like I forgot how to be friends & after the way I left things Im scared that I lost my chance#I'm scared that it's not gonna work and that a permanent goodbye is in our future. I'm scared that you won't want me around after all#I would understand if that became the case.. but I really don't want that#I cant text you this without seeming like an overbearing clingy anxious mess of an ex but ive been on the verge of a panic attack all night#just for the fear that I'm fucking up already somehow. Just the fear that this isn't going to work and I shouldn't even try#I think I spent so long avoiding you that now I don't know what to do with myself. But I'm trying to be normal#I promise I dont have any motives other than missing a really great friendship and being tired of missing friends#And maybe I still have a ways to go in the emotional healing department but I think I'm ok enough to try. I've been ok for a while now#If you see this please know that I mean every word. If you never see it thats ok because I just need to get it off my chest before I burst#I don't want to scare you off or lose you again. if thats what it comes to then know I'll always miss and appreciate you for all my days#Thats all. Ive been a ball of nerves all evening & I just needed to air this out cause having this weight sitting on my chest is too much#emma rambles#personal#vent post
1 note
·
View note
Text
I was going thru old screenshots and I found this one and I'm going to blow up I'm going to-
#luly talks#a man just got fucking hit by a car outside 😭#MID ME WRITING THIS POST#HE'S JUST THERE ON THE PAVEMENT#anyway i do suck that hound's cock a lot but i really hate how mistreated davetrap is#like there is no fuckign resolution for him#it's just doesn't stop he never gets a happy ending but bc no one even attempts to give him one#i really think he'd have changed with help. i really fucking do#he makes me so sad I'd save him#like it's a running gag w my ex for me to go [evil character] was actually right 🧐 and I've said henry was right before#but to have your protagonist IN THE GOOD ROUTE be saying this is like brother what if i killed you.#LIKE WHAT'S. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS? LIKE. IT REALLY IS PLAINLY POOR WRITING#LIKE REMEMBER HOW I LITERALLY THOUGHT JACK WAS EVIL? BC LIKE THAT'S WHAT THIS IS THIS IS JUST EVIL#purple text is one thing but pink text is like too fucking far#just makes me mad I'll bring that bunny to my bossom and pet his silly little moldy head
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
How to Drunk Text Your Ex:
Remember she's your ex girlfriend for a reason, and not care after a few shots and half a bottle of whiskey
Be somewhere between desperate and sad but "I'm doing great and just wanted to catch up" because you can manage that between the tears and alcohol
Ignore your friends, your therapist.
Pull up the message, start typing and typing.
"I loved you, I think. You became a part of my life and took something from me that I can't take back and you can't give back. You haunt me like a poltergeist. I see you in reflections and crowds, in spaces you don't belong. Sometimes when I wake up, I still feel you next to me and I wish it would stop because you make it harder to move on when you do this. I miss you. You were summer in a winterstorm, warmth."
Deliberate.
Send.
[Message was unable to send. This number is no longer in service]
"Please come back. I miss you."
[Message was unable to send. This number is no longer in service.]
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry."
[Message was unable to send. This number is no longer in service.]
Put your phone down. She's your ex for a reason.
#writeblr#writers on tumblr#poems on tumblr#poets on tumblr#look mom i write#i had an idea ig#how to drunk text your ex gf who killed herself#im sitting in numb but wanted to get this out of my head
13 notes
·
View notes