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Part 1: What then?

Some seemingly innocent, but truly mind-altering information is shared in a staff meeting.

Short fan fic. Low-key Sydcarmy/The Bear fluff. Post-season 2. Canon-compliant.

Location: The Bear

Time: 10:05 a.m.

The restaurant had closed lunch service on a Tuesday for a "Development Day". The Bear had been open for 5 months and had a 2 month wait list! After Family and Friends when they had all banded together the Bear crew had gotten tighter than ever. Carmen had been a outsider in his own restaurant for a couple weeks, but soon the dust settled. Even Sydney came around after 3 weeks of his patient groveling. The duo was good and soon The Bear had become one of Chicago Tribune's "Best New Restaurants." However, with success The Bear was changing fast. They had hired more full-time front and kitchen staff, which was great. The downside was that "respectful communication" and "customer complaint management" was waning a little. Things were not terrible, but Richie for whom Ever set the bar in hospitality, The Bear should always be improving, not sliding backwards. Natalie, Carmen and Sydney agreed. They also wanted to discuss new menu changes and a to-go system they would be testing soon.

"Okay, people! Let's get started" Natalie said beckoning everyone to take a seat at the front of house.

Richie stood next her "casually dressed" in a button down blue dress shirt and dark grey slacks.

He began, "As you know The Bear is on track to paying off the loan and we're the freakin' toast of the town right now, but this is not the time to take a nap. We gotta keep our eyes on the prize. So first, up facial regulation as known as RBF awareness."

Natalie tapped his shoulder and whispered, "Richie, I love your enthusiasm, but I thought we might start with an ice breaker?"

He shrugged and continued, "But Nat, has a ice breaker. Take it away".

Natalie resumed.

"So, first we want to thank each of you for being part of this dream and making it fun, rewarding, and successful. As you know The Bear is a family business and since there's new faces here we'd like to get to know you better and vice versa. We'll start with a quick round of "Best and Worst". Just pick a question out of the cup and answer it. Please keep your answers to 2 minutes."

The first question went to Randall, a young man in his early 20's with dark curly hair and thick glasses that frequently fogged in the humid kitchen. He was the new assistant pastry chef.

"What was the best place I ever lived? Hm…Guam. My dad, Army, was stationed on the base and I lived there from age 9-11. I had like 12 friends just on my block and we were always playing soccer, swimming, or riding our bikes. It was awesome."

"Thanks Randall!" Natalie chirped.

The next went to Tina.

"Ok…what is worst advice I've ever been given? Keep your head down and do what you know. That's the advice I used to give myself. Thankfully I didn't listen because now I'm a sous chef!"

Sydney who was sitting near the front between Gary and Carmy, beamed at Tina who returned the smile with a little moisture in her eyes.

The next question went to Marcus.

"Best moment in the last year? It was training at Noma, in Copenhagen. It was my first international trip. I got to stay in a houseboat, explore the city, meet cool people, and figure out that I wanted to do this maybe forever."

The last several months had been really hard due to Marcus's mom's passing. He had returned to work after a week of mourning citing that he knew she wouldn't want him to sit at home now that she was no longer sick. Despite that he was getting better every day and had come up with several new popular dessert specials. Tina was seated next to him and patted his arm.

The next few questions went to new dishwasher, Chris, Fak, and then Gary.

Sydney drew the next question and winced upon reading it. It wouldn't be possible to lie because Marcus already knew the truth.

"What was my best meal ever? Well…it was this pork confit with onions and rhubarb. Then after I had this dish called Milk and Honey."

She kept her eyes plastered on the tiny strip of paper while she spoke. In her peripheral field she could see Carm turning slightly towards her, his cornflower blue eyes boring two holes into the side of her head.

"Sounds grand. Ok, Carmy pick a question" Richie ordered wanting to get down to business by 10:30am.

Carmy didn't seem to hear him. He was on another planet.

"Yo cuz, pick a question!"

He startled and drew a question.

"Uh ok. Best part of my day? Hmmm. Closing up."

It was now Sydney's soul's turn to exit her body. Every night, with few exceptions, she and Carmy ended the night in his office to debrief on the day, perform last checks, and close together.

After a moment she felt his eyes still glancing at her. Without turning she whispered, "Later." The last thing she needed was to look at him, and forget how much time was passing, giving Richie yet another reason to tease them. Not long ago he gave them matching copies of a workplace relationship etiquette tip sheet stapled to an OSHA industrial hygiene handout before leaving them to close.

She sighed, trying to compose herself. It was no big deal. So what that Carm knew he was responsible for the best thing she ever ate? Also, they're partner-friends so it's totally normal that his favorite time of day when is they are together…alone. Right?

UH OH.

[snozzlefrog]

Working on the assumption most people aren't reading kid's puzzle books (although it is a pretty fun, more relaxed time if you fancy it!), I've compiled a list of main series related observations. Please only read if you don't mind spoilers - and the kids aren't mentioned much since they are Jr originals.

The book seems to take place between books 1 and 2 (plausibly could be during book 1, but unlikely)

Many of the events of book 2 and 3 were in motion beforehand, especially with Tekco

Rose, Raspberry and Indigo all have kids - Indigo's specifically is Olivia, one of the main detectives

This means Logico helped murder his junior employee's dad during book 3 (ouch)

Applegreen, Lapis, Saffron and Ruby work in the same school, alongside Raspberry Jr

Emerald and Earl Grey are neighbours

Logico seems to be a bit famous now, at least enough for strangers to recognise him and to be signing stuff

The Detective club is really well funded, and Logico appears to be in a high-up role, if not the president

Irratino is a "pretty swell" Uncle (likely a second cousin rather than secret sibling)

Irratino is consequently pretty good with kids

Logico is TERRIBLE with kids

Irratino has multiple classic secret levers and switches installed for secret rooms and passages in the II (something we'd all probably do with comical amounts of money to be fair)

Irratino has great memory, and has the entire Institute memorised (which may also be how he can navigate the impossible maze with little trouble)

While it's no surprise, Irratino is confirmed as a habitual wonderer and prone to boredom (AuDHD king)

Irratino is similar to Logico in that he likes being included as a suspect when relevant

Logico either does a decent amount of undercover work, or has a LOT of side jobs

Logico earns what I believe is his first colour association - marzipan! (Suitably beige in my opinion)

At least two of the four detectives don't recognise Logico with a very mild change in appearance (mustache and hat) but clearly know who he is - either face blindness is super common in Murdle, or Logico is gathering an army of specifically autistic children

Logico has a houseboat (unclear if it's a full-time home or for the case - I like to imagine it is indeed his)

Logico is good with computers - at least good enough to stump a tech prodigy

Logico is kinda bad at tone/jokes

The DC and II seem to be at least a little linked together now - Logico tries to recruit two of the kids at the II, and Irratino helps with a DC training exercise as a "favour"

The II has at least one other branch, on the Violet Isles

A funny possible plot hole - Logico knew at least part of SPY was corrupt before the events of book 3 (between that and SoM, I'm starting to think Logico got hit a bit too hard during chessboxing - that or I'm checking timelines in a children's book)

Logico not only successfully pulls off the patented Tino-death-trick, but Irratino (presumably) fails to pull off the same trick

Logico is, and I cannot overstate this, the dopiest, most awkward motherfucker on the planet. Seriously, it's so funny seeing him without his internal dialogue colouring all his actions. It's like if Columbo was actually Like That. He thinks he's super cool and awesome and he's actually Laios from dunmeshi (AuDHD king). He's smart in the logic department but the rest of his brain is empty.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY. He earnestly does the Perry the Platypus disguise TWICE. He wears his hat under a second hat in case he needs to do a dramatic reveal. He lets children go to a wartorn country and solve several murders with no plan while believing that this is a totally planned excursion. HE HIRES A CAT. HE LETS A SMALL CHILD BELIEVE HE IS GONNA BE A DETECTIVE BEFORE GOING "oh no sorry that's for the cat, welcome to the force Mr McPaws" WITH GENUINE SERIOUS INTENTIONS.

If I'm honest, I think the cat might be the smartest detective there (including the adults)

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The Finder: Duke Crocker x Reader

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When you’d first turned up in Haven you’d called yourself a P.I, Duke knows better these days, the more appropriate term would be a ‘Finder’. You have an exceptional gift for locating missing people, it’s that that brought you to Haven in the first place.

You’d been on the trail of your friend Jim Delaney, a man who had simply stepped out of your life one day and vanished into thin air. You’d managed to track him all the way here to Maine.

Using your less than savoury connections you’d discovered that Duke had been the one to smuggle him out of Boston. Jim’s Trouble had started to manifest physically and he’d had to cash in a favour from an old friend to spirit him away. It was safer for everyone, Jim had told you when you’d showed up at the houseboat Duke had set him up with.

It's seeing your compassion that makes Duke realise that you’re something special. Jim’s Trouble had disfigured him, rendered him practically unrecognisable to the man you once knew. However that didn’t seem to faze you. When you realised he was getting sicker, that his affliction was terminal  you had set up yourself up in Haven and liquidating your business assets so that you could afford to make Jim more comfortable during his remaining few months.

“Who is he to you?” Duke had asked one night when the two of you were walking alongside each other on the beach. “Why come all the way out here to find him? Why choose to stay?”

“He’s my friend.” You say simply. “He gave me a chance when nobody else would.”

He’s doesn’t quite understand what that means until the night Jim passes away. The two of you are sipping from a forty year old single malt that he  would have loved when you find yourself telling Duke how Jim saved you.

“I was living on the streets trying to escape a bad situation. I left with the clothes on my back and a couple of dollars I’d managed to take from my boyfriend’s wallet.” You tell him as you lay on a blanket, staring up at the stars. “I couldn’t go to the shelter because I knew he would find me so I started sleeping rough, trying to stay one step ahead of him until I could find a way to earn that wasn’t…”

You trail off then and Duke’s fingers thread through yours because he’s had to do some pretty terrible things to survive and now he knows you have too. He doesn’t judge you for it. He’s just glad you’re out of that situation, that you’re safe.

“He hired Jim to find you didn’t he?” he says into the darkness.

“Yea.” You say softly. “Jim, he took one look at the bruises, the doorway I was sleeping in, the clothes I was wearing…”

“And he saw you.” Duke says knowingly because Jim, he had done something similar for him just after Simon Crocker had died. He had been a lonely, messed up kid when Jim had taken him under his wing, helped him find his feet.

“He got me out of the city, set me up with a new identity, a job, a life.” You say softly, your voice breaking just a little. “He didn’t want anything, he didn’t expect anything, he just did it…”

“That’s who he was.” Duke says quietly as he shifts onto his side, propping his head up on his arm. “He couldn’t stand to see someone in distress, he couldn’t help himself…”

You turn to face him and he can see the agony in your eyes because Jim, he was a more than just a friend to you, he was a mentor, a father figure, the man who saved your life.

Without him you’re alone in the world all over again and Duke knows how hard that is, how untethered and isolated it makes you feel. His thumb ghosts over your cheek, chasing away the tears that stain your cheeks. He’s known you for just four months but already it feels like a life time.

“We’re gonna take care of each other alright?” He whispers to you as his forehead comes to rest upon yours. “It’s you and me, no matter what happens. We’ll take care of each other.”

The two of you stay up, swapping stories about Jim into the early hours of the morning. You laugh, you cry and finally you fall asleep curled up against Duke, your head resting on his chest as you listen to the sound of his heartbeat. He draws the blanket up around your shoulders, tucking it around your body as he holds you close. You’re gone when he awakens, the scent of your perfume and the sea clinging to his skin.

You don’t come back for three weeks and when you do it's one in the morning.

He’s asleep when you let yourself into his bedroom, he wakes up to the aroma of jasmine and sunshine, it floods his senses as you join him underneath the covers. He thinks he’s dreaming at first but his dreams, they’re never this sweet.

“Tell me you’ve missed me.” You whisper as you strip off your shirt and his calloused palms chase over your bare skin.

“I have thought about you every damn day.” He murmurs into the curve of your throat as he helps you undress.

He makes love to you that night, his lips trailing over your naked form as the sound of the waves crash in his ears.

When he wakes up it’s to an empty bed. He sighs, burying his face into your pillow because this isn’t one of his usual one night affairs. He actually cares about you, the feelings he has, they’ve been there since the day you turned up on his boat peppering him with questions about Jim.

When he steps out onto his deck that morning he doesn’t expect to see you sitting there, wearing one of his shirts and a pair of his boots. You’re perched in his chair, sipping tea from a chipped mug and reading one of those mystery novels that you love so much.

Haven, he thinks as he lingers in the doorway, the edges of his mouth turning into a smile. It just has this way of giving people what they need, especially when they least expect it.

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Tourist Places in Kerala for 2 Days

Kerala, often dubbed "God's Own Country," is a treasure trove of lush landscapes and vibrant culture. Did you know that even with just two days, you can experience some of its most stunning tourist spots? It’s true! Imagine sipping tea in the misty hills of Munnar one day and gliding through the tranquil backwaters of Alleppey the next. This enchanting state offers an astonishing variety of experiences packed into a short itinerary. So, buckle up for an unforgettable journey as we explore how to make the most out of your quick getaway to Kerala!

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Day 1: Munnar

Munnar is like stepping into a dream! Imagine lush green tea plantations stretching endlessly, kissed by mist and sun. The air smells of fresh leaves and the earthy aroma of spices. You can explore stunning viewpoints that leave you breathless. Don’t miss the chance to visit the famous Tea Museum where history meets flavor. You might even spot local wildlife while trekking through picturesque trails! It's an enchanting experience that will stay with you long after your visit.

Day 2: Alleppey

Alleppey, also known as the "Venice of the East," is nothing short of breathtaking. Imagine gliding through serene backwaters on a traditional houseboat surrounded by lush greenery and swaying palms. The tranquility here feels almost surreal. You can explore charming villages, witness local life, and even savor freshly caught seafood. The vibrant sunsets over the water create a magical atmosphere you won't want to miss. Each moment in Alleppey unfolds like a beautiful postcard, leaving you captivated and yearning for more.

Planning and Tips 4points

Planning a quick trip to Kerala? You’ll be amazed at how much you can fit into just two days!Here are some tips to help you plan your trip: 1. Choose your destination wisely: Kerala has a wide range of destinations to choose from, each with its own unique experiences. Decide what kind of trip you want – a relaxing beach holiday, a wildlife adventure, or a cultural exploration. Based on that, choose the right destination for your two-day trip. 2. Book accommodation in advance: Since you have limited time, it’s best to book your accommodation in advance to avoid any last-minute hassles. Look for budget-friendly options like homestays or guesthouses that offer comfortable and authentic stays. 3. Plan your itinerary: Make a list of all the places you want to visit and plan your itinerary accordingly. Keep in mind the distances between each place and plan accordingly to optimize your time. You can also consider hiring a private cab or joining a tour group for easier transportation. 4. Don’t try to cover too much: It’s tempting to try and cover as many places as possible in just two days, but this will leave you feeling rushed and exhausted. Instead, pick a few must-visit attractions and spend quality time exploring them. 5. Try local food: One of the best ways to experience Kerala’s culture is through its food. Don’t miss out on trying the local cuisine, be it at a local restaurant or through a homestay meal. Some must-try dishes include appam, puttu, fish curry, and banana chips.

Best Time To Visit Kerala

Have you heard about the ideal time to plan a trip to Kerala? It's from October to March, when the weather is pleasant and the heat is not overbearing. You can enjoy activities like trekking and houseboat rides amidst picturesque scenery and flourishing flora. Although the monsoon season may seem tempting, it can also be unpredictable. Therefore, it's best to visit during these months for an unforgettable experience in this heavenly destination!

How To Reach Kerala

Reaching Kerala is easier than you might think! With excellent transport options, you'll find yourself immersed in its beauty in no time. Major cities like Kochi and Thiruvananthapuram are well-connected by air, rail, and road. You can fly directly into the state's airports or hop on a train from neighboring states. Buses and taxis offer convenient local travel too. It's surprising how accessible this tropical paradise really is! Once you're here, adventure awaits at every turn.

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Parker Thenope

(I’ve already made an information post like this, but said post is pretty long; in fact, it’ll just get longer and more expansive as I develop new characters and stories for [The Future Mob Project]. And I’m worried that the sheer length will make readers lose interest when they click on a link to look for a specific character. So, I’ll be making separate information pages for each character while still maintaining the all-inclusive post. Got it? Good.)

Who He’s Based Off Of: Nathan Sharp (NateWantsToBattle/Give Heart Records)

His Method of Work: There are several ways to be adept in water. Such as holding a person under it until they stop moving, or drenching a person over and over again until they give up the information you need. Which is exactly how Parker earns his keep. His assignments often involve haunting the local beach—or, more precisely, the cluster of shallow sea-caves along the beach’s edges. But in a pinch, he’s willing to use pools/hot tubs/etc. to his advantage (it just means he’ll have to be clever with how he goes about the job). 

Red Attire: Face-mask (Carmine) 

Notes:

Parker is the personification of “it’s always the quiet ones who snap the loudest.” Sure, he’s cooperative and understanding toward his peers in The Pentas Family, but underneath his chill, humorous, nonchalant veil lurks a bit of a ticking time-bomb. As a child, it was constantly drilled into him to camouflage his real emotions, to always appear calm and collected on the outside. If you’ve done something to majorly piss him off, then really, your only chance is to hide and hope he doesn’t find you. 

Fittingly enough, his hobbies include swimming. He learned at a very young age, so, it’s safe to say that he’s excellent at following the flow of water, holding his breath for generous periods of time, etc. And who can blame him? It’s a lot of fun, it’s great exercise, and it allows him to have the upper hand whenever he happens to also be in the water while taking care of a target.

When it comes to anything music-related, he’s incredibly skilled. Not only does he have a lovely singing voice, but he’s an expert on playing guitar, drums, and even the piano on occasion. Music is a very effective form of stress-relief, and he’s been using it as such long before he entered the underground business. 

He’s very familiar with Ear Caffeine, a music studio in the Cove Port Inlets. He works there as a songwriter/lyricist, as well as a session musician, though he’s now basically in charge of the place ever since its former owners disappeared into thin air. (The building is connected to the abandoned subway tunnels, and Parker was instrumental—pun vERY MUCH INTENDED—to The Pentas Family claiming it as part of their territory.)  

On top of that, Parker also owns Chord Craft, a combination of record store and instrument-repair shop on the side. He was the head-honcho over there before he was welcomed into the mob, and while he’s since hired more people to run it, he still cares for it. 

Even before he joined The Pentas Family, he made a point to wear a face mask every day (he sees the red one he wears now as an upgrade). He only ever takes it off when he’s swimming, bathing, or sleeping. He doesn’t have any scars to cover up; he just finds comfort in personal anonymity. 

He’s learned to consider all the different ways decomposition can work in watery areas. Just because his signature is to drown targets doesn’t mean he can always afford to just leave their bodies floating. It’s not uncommon for him to seek out Murdock, arranging to take a ride on the hitman’s houseboat in order to dump certain bodies far out from the Inlets’ boundaries. 

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Postcards from Snagglepuss

Who said houseboats have to look flashy?

MUNICIPAL BOAT DOCKS, DUBUQUE, IOWA: When you get right down to the proverbial brass tacks, so to speak, the houseboat shared by Bristlehound and Dum-Dum can't help but manage to hold on in its rather basic lines, for the most part. Even if it was purchased second-hand, as noted previously. A simplicity, let it be said, as would make the former mobile base of operations for the CB Bears, as in the grotty-looking garbage truck they called "the Perfume Wagon," look like a Studebaker Challenger of mid-1950's vintage.

"And didn't I hear somewhere," Dum-Dum was quick to point out after the houseboat was secured in its dock, "that the CB Bears have given up on their Perfume Wagon and switched to a truck camper?"

"You are correct," Huckleberry Hound noted. "And they've basically given up the detective life ... as in Hustle, Bump and Boogie."

"So that's what their names were!", Dum-Dum chimed in.

"Which basically reminds me, Huck," saith I, "that quite a few of us will likely have motorhomes or campers coming over to the Clear Lake Convocation over the July 4th weekend. Ourselves included, even!"

"So will the CB Bears," Huck added, "and the likes of The King and Sheena ... the Banana Splits ... the Cattanooga Cats ... the Hair Bear Bunch--"

Not to mention my noting that Clear Lake State Park, on the south side of town, happens to have camping facilities, adding "And I most certainly hope many such of our crew will be setting up camp there!"

"Ourselves included."

"And did I mention to you, Huck, that Peter Potamus and his divers plan to be hiring a houseboat for an interesting little dive break on Clear Lake?"

"Now that might be an amusing prospect, joining Peter and his divers again in the diver's garb in Clear Lake's waters ..."

Leading, no doubt, to our motorhome as we prepared to get underway to get things going for the 4th of July weekend out Clear Lake way, bound to include a stop at some small-town supermarket of the Red & White sort. Homey. Intimate. Offering some decently practical groceries as might have to sustain us over the runup to the July 4th weekend at Clear Lake--hopefully some old-school hot dogs, smoked sausage even ...

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can u say more about how the writing in ted lasso changed this season? i’m tryin to put my finger on just why it feels so off…. i read a review on NPR that season 3 was relying on too many outside stories for an already sizeable ensemble cast, which i definitely felt was true for the first half of the season, but that’s less the case now and it still feels stilted to me. i’m sure this season must be someone’s cup of tea but it’s not mine!

I think there are a lot of things that are off, and I fully admit I'm gonna regurgitate some stuff I've absorbed from reading other reviews and Ted Lasso think pieces. Also, I'm gonna keep watching the show. I don't like hate it.

First of all, Bill Lawrence stepped back on the show to work on Shrinking, leaving Jason Sudeikis alone in charge of the writers room. And I'm sure his extremely ugly and public divorce is affecting his focus on portrayal of Ted's divorce. Can we leave the "dating the marriage counselor" trope behind, please? And he hired a PI to stalk his ex-wife through Paris and we're acting like that's OK?

I think the biggest thing for me, though, is that it's just not funny the way it used to be. There are whole storylines and subplots and even episodes that are completely laugh-free (for me, YMMV) and kind of go nowhere. Was Rebecca's fling on the Dutch houseboat funny? Did we really learn anything new about her character or did she grow and change afterward?

The show has also, imo, crossed the line from wholesome to saccharine, with little to know internal conflict about the social issues that arise. The reaction to the leaked nudes in the locker room was basically lecture. The reaction to Colin's coming out and Sam's restaurant being vandalized were just telegraphed "aww" moments that didn't feel earned.

I'm not entirely sure what Ted contributes to Richmond anymore... Roy seems to do all the coaching and Ted's basically a life coach and somehow in all this time has still failed to learn anything thing about football? I do think they're building to firing him or him returning to the US voluntarily. Also, he should have gotten to do real drugs.

WTF is going on with Nate? His girlfriend is a cardboard cut out and he was from creepy borderline stalker to getting the girl extremely rapidly. They've basically abandoned the evil Nate plot. I'd rather know how he fares coaching on his own and how his aggressive style evolves without Ted to push against than watch him make a diorama to flirt or assemble a faux Diamond Dogs to talk about his very underwritten girlfriend.

Keeley is off on her own and "love-bombing" is a form of abuse and cult recruitment not your rich girlfriend buying you a lot of presents. I guess they're pushing her back to Jamie now?

Give Trent a storyline!

Sry for rambling I guess?

[charkyzombicorn]

Can we get more information on the events that lead to yasopp eating his dad please? Like how yasopp was almost sold and such?

Yasopp was born and raised in the west by his mom, his dad dipping in and out of the picture. He was living in a small community of Selkies on and around a large sandbar. Maybe 25 Selkies, a very large number for them, but they felt safe since they were so out-of-the-way and had been at that sand bar for a few generations.

Yasoll, son of Yarin, (Yasopp abandoned this naming convention for Usopp because he didn't want his kid associated with That Man) didn't like living the semi-nomadic lifestyle this community carried, but he couldn't stay on land regularly enough to hold a job, so he stole a bit and started gambling, thinking he could get away with it since no one would suspect he wasn't human. He was going to stop once he could afford a nice houseboat, but that never happened and he just kept leaving piles of debt on island after island until he messed with the wrong loan sharks. They hired a Fishman to track him, pulling a boat behind him carrying several humans. What do you know, the loan sharks follow Yasoll right back to the sandbar.

The Fishman rebels at the last minute, helps Yasopp, his mother and the four other children as well as one parent each. He gets them away, but tries to go back to save a few more selkies and gets shot.

Yasoll gets captured, is the only one that sees the kids escape. He uses him knowing this information as an excuse for them not to kill him, they lock him in a room with the other dead and flayed selkies and tell him he's not allowed to come out unless he leads them to those selkie children. Yasoll lasts three days before he breaks.

Yasoll leads them to the group on the agreement he is allowed to escape. The loan sharks don't honor this, they lock Yasoll back up the second they see the sleeping children in the distance. In the struggle, two selkie children are killed as well as Yasopp's mother. Yasopp gets captured with two other kids, and is thrown in a cage with Yasoll at Yasoll's pleading.

Yasoll explains what he did as if he's expecting Yasopp to pity him. Yasopp punches him with his little eleven-year-old fist, and then stays as far from Yasoll as he can in the cage.

But no one is being fed, not since Yasoll was no longer useful. Yasopp watches the two kids in the cage next to him starve and fall sick before dying, left in their cage unbothered by their captors no matter how loud Yasopp screams.

Yasopp realizes that he is next. He's already far too thin, and he doesn't want to die here.

It is Yasoll's fault. Yasoll, who's starving just as he is, but will take longer to die since he's an adult. Yasopp will not die before his father.

So he strangles him. Yasoll flails, but Yasopp feels nothing but the strain of his fingers as he squeezes and squeezes even after Yasoll stopped moving.

He considered, vaguely, eating the two children in the cage next to him. But they were rotting now, he couldn't afford to get sick. So he picked at his father, slowly at first, then faster as his stomach regained feeling and cried for more.

The traders came in some time after, their eyes not adjusted to the dark. They carried the cage next to Yasopp's out, and cursed the second the cage touched the light. Next Yasopp's cage, and Yasopp forgot how bright the world was, and they must have only glanced at Yasoll's still form, because they opened the cage a second later.

He looked up at his captors, his face and hands sticky, and they startled. One puked, another grabbed him by the shirt and threw him off the side of the ship.

Yasopp hit the water like it was solid stone, but a second later the ocean's cold embrace wrapped around him, and he swam. Swam until he couldn't see the boat behind him anymore, swam until his hands and face were clean and no one would find him.

Then he got swept up and upside-down waterfall and thrown into an unfamiliar ocean.

[martianbugsbunny]

Who Makes You See Color (A CaptainCroc Soulmates AU Fic): Chapter 10

Howdy, dearies! Anyone who reads this fic is living large (or so I assume) but I pity the poor suckers who wander aimlessly into the Rumple or Hook tags and find this with no context. Although, if I could get some converts by accident, I wouldn’t complain. I’ve reached the point where I’m going down with the ship, but it could use a decent crew.

Whatever. No matter how you ran across this fic, be it finding this chapter or being in it from the beginning or somewhere in between, it’s yours for the reading. Tags: @wastingstarsss Enjoy!

Roger sighed as he stretched out on his mattress. His houseboat was nothing special; it was patched up with tape, definitely not seaworthy, and the paint was chipped, but it was one of only two things he had that actually belonged to him.

The frameless mattress? Stolen from someone’s curb before the garbage truck could pick it up. His plates? Pilfered from stores around town. His clothes? Those he’d gotten mostly from robbing Kathryn Nolan’s house, before her husband woke up. That was among the few jobs he hadn’t gotten busted for.

The other thing, besides the ship, that was really his, was a vest. He’d had it…well, he didn’t know how many years, but it had been a long time, and he didn’t remember taking it from anyone, so it must be his. It was faux-crocodile skin (or at least he thought it was faux) and a fine shade of red that alternated between bright and dark depending on how the light hit it. He rarely wore it, because it didn’t match his other clothes, but knowing it hung in his closet just made him feel better.

He couldn’t sleep, so he got up and went out on the tiny deck to look at the stars. He sat on his decrepit lawn chair, which took up most of the available space, and ran his hand over the peeling yellow paint on the rail.

There was something about nights at sea that made Roger feel strange.

Roger went to Gold’s shop early the next morning. It wasn’t that his work ethic was getting stronger—he was just bored. He never slept well, and there were only so many things he could do to keep himself busy.

“Morning, Gold,” he said, closing the door behind himself. Gold startled, like he hadn’t been expecting Roger already…which he probably wasn’t.

“Where did you get that lovely item?” Gold asked, gesturing towards Roger’s person.

“Born with it,” Roger replied cheekily. Gold rolled his eyes. Roger felt a peculiar burning in his chest. “Right, the vest. Don’t know, I’ve had it a long time.” He couldn’t say why of all days, he chose this one to wear it, but the compliment (well, he thought it was a compliment) made him glad that he had. “And I didn’t steal it,” he added, seeing the suspicion in Gold’s eyes.

Gold muttered something that sounded like “Like hell you didn’t,” but Roger wasn’t sure. He didn’t ask, in case Gold remembered an incident that had slipped Roger’s mind.

“Go ahead and clean the windows,” Gold told him. Roger went into the back room to get a sponge and bucket, then outside to the tap to get water.

He knew Gold watched him work. His store was full of what looked like useless antiques to Roger, but were probably quite expensive and valuable; Roger would’ve thought him stupid for not keeping an eye on his hired ex-thief. But for a man who claimed to not have time for cleaning, he surely spent a lot of it staring at Roger.

Gold’s persistent gaze gave Roger the same funny feeling as the sea. He couldn’t explain it. He didn’t know why it happened for the sea, much less for a person he’d never spoken to before.

Roger took off his rings before dipping his hands into the soapy water. One of them, a silver band with a large stone in the center, caught his eye.

He had met Gold before, in a manner of speaking. He had ‘accidentally’ tripped Gold on the sidewalk, and as he helped him up, he had stolen his ring. Roger sighed.

“Gold, this is yours,” he said. Gold inspected the piece of jewelry and smiled, his sharp features softening.

“I never even realized this went missing,” he said. “Good work, Roger.”

For some reason, Roger found himself lingering to watch as Gold put the ring on. It wasn’t a standard wedding ring, but he put it on his left hand. It also didn’t quite fit him, which was probably why it was so easy to steal in the first place.

What on Earth was it that made the air between them thick? Gold was acting strangely, seeming to be amused by everything about Roger. It was like he had an inside joke—but with who? And stranger still, Roger didn’t really care.

“Gold, would you like to go for dinner with me after work?” he asked suddenly. He didn’t turn from the windows, afraid to look at Gold should he be turned down.

“Like—like a date?”

“Yes, just like that.”

“Deal,” Gold said.

Roger turned around. Gold’s irises were a shade of brown, in the light coming through the half-cleaned windows, that made him wonder if he’d ever really seen brown before. And he was smiling, which wasn’t out of the ordinary for him…but it was a genuine smile.

“Great. I’ll pick you up at nine.”

[venacoeurva]

Have some notes on the Llerdu (I pronounce it yaer-dew) family, Wren’s maternal family side

Largely Telvanni, but some switched over or were born into House Redoran households

Less isolationist, many of them are known to travel in little plant huts with legs or that function as a houseboat with a root system similar to water plants.

Some of them were more like farmers and alchemists than what you generally think of for wizards, mages, and sorcerers

Despite the peaceful lifestyle implications, they’re often very adept at violence

Religious affiliation and preferences vary wildly, though Daedra worship outside the Acceptable Ones isn’t unheard of with them

Have a prominent trait of red hair and pink/pink-red eyes, usually with very dark sclera. Long ears.

Family colors are wine red and dusty rose (depends on which branch of the family you’re on and fabric availability), which they wear with the Telvanni colors. This annoys a some busybodies in the house because they don’t fit the standard Telvanni Mindsets (tm), they love that this annoys them.

Also have a penchant for weird experiments, but most of those inclined for this do it on themselves with a little more care (a lot of them have scars from this, and a lot more died from it), willing participants, or people who have personally wronged them who get the less careful experiments (Broke in to steal something or whatever? Have fun getting your kidneys used to feed plants while you’re still alive!)

Mixing magic and weaponry at the same time is a common strategy with them (run a pair of daggers through someone, then run a current through them and see em cook, whoo!).

A lot of them were probably bad candidates to be targets for the Telvanni custom of “if you disagree, kill them” because they got used to other Telvanni trying to disagree with them so just start stabbing real fast. They also disagree with trespassing, they disagree very much and will let you know.

Most of them have been against slavery, which as you imagine makes them unpopular, especially among other Telvanni. Some simply didn’t buy slaves and either cared for their properties (which isn’t hard to do, given how they tended to constantly migrate or lived in small houses) themselves or hired a few servants, others took to more direct action by making literature to humanize (well you know what I mean) them, freeing them, or in Erveasa’s case until she literally had to flee to Cyrodiil, kneecap and beat the slavers to death (sometimes she’d let them live, but they weren’t exactly going to live LONG or painlessly) and a few others taking to the violent dissuasion approach. There’s a reason she was a merc on the move for her later time in Morrowind, the people behind having her killed were probably Telvanni.

Still don’t like being told to do and those who were alive around the period purposefully inconvenienced any imperial efforts they could without getting jailed and executed (well, a few got jailed and executed).

Most of them who were still alive were taken out by the Red Year, but there’s a good chance people other than Wren survived, but probably unaware of their lineage and whose ancestors have been living in other territories for centuries.

Most of them who were alive around him being alive dislike Neloth, him and Erveasa are especially on bad terms because they find each other grating and she wants to kick his ass

[tajmahalindiatours]

Houseboat Tour Is the Most Convenient Way to Experience the Backwaters

The enchanting palm-lined waterways and backwaters of Kerala are the most inspiring reasons why everyone should visit there. The beautiful state of Kerala lets you soak in the lush greenery and serene ambiance. Certainly, the backwaters of Kerala would be the first reason why you should visit there. If you are in the mood to experience the most splendid natural wonder of Kerala, don’t hesitate to think about Kerala’s backwaters- a chain of lagoons, canals, and lakes.

Embarking on Kerala backwater tours in India is certainly a great way to experience nature in the ‘God’s Own Country’. Sailing through the backwaters of Kerala is indeed a breathtaking experience for you. Many cruising opportunities await you in Kerala. But before splashing yourself in the peaceful and picturesque scenes of Kerala’s backwaters, ensure you gather the important information.

Hire a Kerala-Style Houseboat Kettuvallam, a traditional Kerala-style houseboat is the first choice for people visiting Kerala. Hiring a houseboat and spending some time in serenity is a quintessential experience and the most relaxing thing to do in Kerala. Sailing through the calm water and gazing at the beautiful surroundings would certainly be an unmatched experience to have. When you choose Kerala backwater houseboat tours, ensure you consider your needs and book a houseboat tour based on your preferences.

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You have two options to choose for your Kerala houseboat tour:

• Day Houseboat Tour The luxury houseboats are ideal for those, who want to spend some time in serenity away from the hustle and bustle of the town. Whether you want to experience the calm water or you just wish to catch glimpses of palm-fringed trees dotted around, a day houseboat tour can be the right choice for you.

• Overnight Houseboat Tour Experience the peace on overnight houseboat tour. Kerala’s backwater is famous for a reason and you can explore that reason by staying overnight on the houseboat. You can take overnight houseboat to experience the mesmerizing sunset. Witness the changing hues of the water when sun dips and experience the magic on the horizon.

When you are looking for the ideal Kerala backwater tour packages, taking a houseboat is certainly the experience you can’t afford to miss. When you have alternatives available to enhance your experience of houseboat tours, then what are you waiting for? Experience the backwaters and embrace the vibes that will definitely leave you speechless.

[travellerchori]

A tour of Kashmir offers a stunning blend of breathtaking landscapes, rich culture, and unforgettable experiences. Here’s a suggested itinerary for a memorable trip to Kashmir: Lets discuss about kashmir tour

Kashmir Tour Itinerary (7 Days)

Day 1: Arrival in Srinagar

Arrival at Srinagar Airport: Meet your guide and transfer to your hotel or houseboat.

Shikara Ride: Enjoy a scenic shikara ride on Dal Lake, witnessing the floating gardens and local life.

Evening: Explore the local market and enjoy dinner with a view of the lake.

Day 2: Srinagar Sightseeing

Mughal Gardens: Visit the famous Mughal gardens: Shalimar Bagh, Nishat Bagh, and Chashme Shahi.

Shankaracharya Temple: Visit this ancient temple for panoramic views of Srinagar.

Local Cuisine: Enjoy a traditional Kashmiri meal (like Rogan Josh or Dum Aloo) at a local restaurant.

Day 3: Gulmarg Excursion

Travel to Gulmarg: Approximately a 2-hour drive from Srinagar.

Gulmarg Gondola: Take a ride on the Gulmarg Gondola, one of the highest cable cars in the world, offering stunning views.

Activities: Depending on the season, enjoy skiing, snowboarding, or trekking in the summer.

Return to Srinagar for overnight stay.

Day 4: Pahalgam Day Trip

Travel to Pahalgam: A picturesque drive of about 2-3 hours.

Betaab Valley: Visit this beautiful valley known for its lush greenery and stunning landscapes.

Aru Valley: Explore Aru Valley, famous for its meadows and scenic beauty.

Return to Srinagar for overnight stay.

Day 5: Sonamarg Excursion

Travel to Sonamarg: About 2.5 hours from Srinagar.

Thajiwas Glacier: Take a pony ride or hike to the glacier.

Activities: Enjoy nature walks and the stunning views of snow-capped mountains.

Return to Srinagar for overnight stay.

Day 6: Local Culture & Handicrafts

Explore Srinagar: Visit the historic Jamia Masjid and the vibrant local markets.

Handicrafts Shopping: Shop for Pashmina shawls, carpets, and other local handicrafts.

Visit the Kashmir Cultural Centre to learn about the region's art and culture.

Evening: Enjoy a cultural performance or traditional music and dance.

Day 7: Departure

Last-minute Shopping: Explore any remaining sights or do some last-minute shopping.

Departure: Transfer to Srinagar Airport for your onward journey.

Travel Tips:

Best Time to Visit: March to October for pleasant weather; December to February for winter sports.

Local Transport: Hire a local driver for ease of travel between destinations.

Clothing: Dress in layers, as temperatures can vary. Don’t forget warm clothes if traveling in winter.

Safety: Stay updated on local conditions and follow travel advisories.

This itinerary provides a blend of natural beauty, cultural experiences, and adventure, making your Kashmir tour unforgettable! If you need more specific details or recommendations, feel free to ask!

[glowyjellyfish]

Wow, I actually solved the crashing of my Victorian CC within a day!

(the culprit was multiple copies of the checkbook mod)

So I started setting up my Steampunk Strangetown! I was gonna share a couple photos, but I forgot to increase the resolution and they aren't great, so... next time. I put Olive, Ophelia, and the Curious brothers in Victorian/Steampunk outfits and gave them traits. I decided Vidcund gets a robot arm. Also, the selection of Victorian clothing that is not Fancy Wealthy or Poor Vagabond is quite bad, but at least I'm not being particular about the date with regards to outfits.

I also constructed a quick domed garden (using a 3t2 conversion I found somewhere of a huge glass dome), filled with Sun&Moon crops and trees. Somebody's gonna own that lot and hire or charge sims to work it, but I'm not sure who yet. It looks great, though. I considered having some rules about the atmosphere and forcing all my sims to live in domes and wear diving suits outside, but I decided that wasn't really the spirit of this idea. I might make them keep particular objects on lot to make an air bubble, perhaps. And I think gardening requires a dome or greenhouse.

I have some vague plans to completely remodel one of the premade community lots into some sort of Landing Pad--docks? space port? idk what to call it yet. I have some construction pieces that I'm going to try to use to make an airship to have docked--some 3t2 houseboat hulls, Sphere360, and greenhouse glass roofs, we'll see how that goes.

I'm going to use all the standard Strangetown sims, and La Fiesta Tech which I may rename to something more Victorian or Steampunk. The Martian Technical Institute, or Olympus University, or something. It's on Mars with my colonists, anyway, and I will start with only playing the premade college sims that are in households, so I can stagger the ages of the premade college sims a bit. I'll also use whatever bin sims strike my fancy as I need new blood--although transport can only arrive at certain times I haven't decided yet.

Lots to figure out, and I still need more CC somehow.

[exoticindiatours12]

Destination Wedding in India: A Celebration of Love and Culture

Introduction

A destination wedding in India is more than just a ceremony; it’s an unforgettable experience filled with vibrant traditions, stunning locations, and the rich tapestry of Indian culture. From the majestic palaces of Rajasthan to the serene beaches of Goa, India offers a myriad of breathtaking venues that can transform your special day into a fairy tale.

Why Choose India for Your Destination Wedding?

Destination wedding in India Here are some compelling reasons to choose India for your destination wedding:

Diverse Venues: Whether you dream of a royal wedding in a historic fort or a beachside celebration, India has it all.

Rich Traditions: Incorporate colorful rituals and traditions into your wedding ceremony, creating a unique and memorable experience.

Culinary Delights: Delight your guests with a variety of cuisines, from spicy Indian dishes to international favorites.

Affordability: Compared to many Western countries, a destination wedding in India can be more budget-friendly, offering luxurious experiences at competitive prices.

Popular Destination Wedding Locations in India

Udaipur, Rajasthan Known as the "City of Lakes," Udaipur boasts stunning palaces and romantic backdrops. Venues like the City Palace and Jag Mandir offer a fairy-tale setting for your wedding.

Goa For a laid-back beach vibe, Goa is perfect. With its sandy shores and vibrant nightlife, a beach wedding in Goa can be both fun and intimate.

Jaipur, Rajasthan The pink city is famous for its magnificent forts and palaces, such as the Amber Fort and the City Palace, providing a regal setting for your nuptials.

Kerala Known as "God's Own Country," Kerala offers serene backwaters and lush landscapes. A houseboat wedding or a ceremony amidst the tea gardens can be truly enchanting.

Mysore The grandeur of Mysore Palace creates a stunning backdrop for a royal wedding. This city’s rich heritage and culture make it an ideal choice for couples seeking a traditional Indian wedding.

Planning Your Destination Wedding in India

Planning a destination wedding can be overwhelming, but with the right approach, it can be seamless:

Choose the Right Season: The best time for a wedding in India is typically between October and March, avoiding the monsoon season.

Hire a Local Wedding Planner: A local expert can help you navigate the logistics, from venue selection to catering.

Send Save-the-Dates Early: Ensure your guests have ample time to plan their travel and accommodations.

Embrace Local Traditions: Incorporating local customs can add a unique touch to your wedding, making it memorable for both you and your guests.

Conclusion

A destination wedding in India is an extraordinary way to celebrate your love surrounded by breathtaking scenery and rich traditions. With its diverse venues, exceptional hospitality, and vibrant culture, India promises an unforgettable wedding experience that you and your guests will cherish forever. At Exotic India Tours, we’re dedicated to helping you plan the wedding of your dreams in this beautiful country. Let us make your special day truly remarkable!