#If I missed any let me know

[ladymalchav]

Evan 'Buck' Buckley giving his beau Tommy an 'I Almost Died Here' tour of LA.

'I choked on a bread stick in this restaurant. My date had to give me an emergency tracheotomy'

'Almost died in the middle of this intersection with a firetruck on top of me'

'Thanks for coming to Bobby and Athena's house party with me! This is the exact corner of the yard where I started coughing up blood and collapsed'

'Almost drowned during the tsunami at the Santa Monica pier'

'Got struck by lightning over there. Literally died that time, but I got better'

and Tommy is just, like, glad he got out of the 118 when he did

[severussnapemylove]

Fanfic Masterlist!

Student Severus Snape x Reader

Sort of a series.

Walk through hell with you Severus comforts reader after a nightmare

Whenever you need me Reader comes from a bad home situation and goes to find Severus at Hogwarts during break.

Feels like home You and Severus rest the night after leaving Hogwarts

Severus Snape x Reader

Protective Sirius Black gets a taste of blunt Karma

Ever Our Lives Entwined - Series

Rose Evans OFC

Chapter 1 - The Letter

Chapter 2 - You're my kid

General fic

Missing Scene - The Goblet of Fire

[hermesmoly]

what are the famous cases of gods saving their loved ones from rape?

Well I think the most famous case is Ares killing Halirrhothius, Poseidon's son, for the assault on his daughter Alcippe. There's also Apollo and/or Artemis killing the giant Tityos for their mother Leto, Heracles with the aid of Zeus killing Porphyrion when he tried to violate Hera on the battlefield, and in one version Zeus killing Eurymedon for Hera who assaulted her when she was young and before they were married. (Zeus also kills Iasion in a version where Iasion and Demeter's relationship was not consensual and in one version kills Tityos for his former lover Leto)

Athena and Artemis also have cases of protecting their favorite maidens from rape by metamorphosis: Athena transformed Nyctimene into her owl familiar, the daughter of Coroneus into a crow after being pursued by Poseidon, and by Artemis Arethusa was turned into a holy spring after being chased by the river god Alpheios. There's also Britomartis who straight up was immortalized by Artemis after being pursued by King Minos and the fisherman Andromedes.

[charkyzombicorn]

Can we get more information on the events that lead to yasopp eating his dad please? Like how yasopp was almost sold and such?

Yasopp was born and raised in the west by his mom, his dad dipping in and out of the picture. He was living in a small community of Selkies on and around a large sandbar. Maybe 25 Selkies, a very large number for them, but they felt safe since they were so out-of-the-way and had been at that sand bar for a few generations.

Yasoll, son of Yarin, (Yasopp abandoned this naming convention for Usopp because he didn't want his kid associated with That Man) didn't like living the semi-nomadic lifestyle this community carried, but he couldn't stay on land regularly enough to hold a job, so he stole a bit and started gambling, thinking he could get away with it since no one would suspect he wasn't human. He was going to stop once he could afford a nice houseboat, but that never happened and he just kept leaving piles of debt on island after island until he messed with the wrong loan sharks. They hired a Fishman to track him, pulling a boat behind him carrying several humans. What do you know, the loan sharks follow Yasoll right back to the sandbar.

The Fishman rebels at the last minute, helps Yasopp, his mother and the four other children as well as one parent each. He gets them away, but tries to go back to save a few more selkies and gets shot.

Yasoll gets captured, is the only one that sees the kids escape. He uses him knowing this information as an excuse for them not to kill him, they lock him in a room with the other dead and flayed selkies and tell him he's not allowed to come out unless he leads them to those selkie children. Yasoll lasts three days before he breaks.

Yasoll leads them to the group on the agreement he is allowed to escape. The loan sharks don't honor this, they lock Yasoll back up the second they see the sleeping children in the distance. In the struggle, two selkie children are killed as well as Yasopp's mother. Yasopp gets captured with two other kids, and is thrown in a cage with Yasoll at Yasoll's pleading.

Yasoll explains what he did as if he's expecting Yasopp to pity him. Yasopp punches him with his little eleven-year-old fist, and then stays as far from Yasoll as he can in the cage.

But no one is being fed, not since Yasoll was no longer useful. Yasopp watches the two kids in the cage next to him starve and fall sick before dying, left in their cage unbothered by their captors no matter how loud Yasopp screams.

Yasopp realizes that he is next. He's already far too thin, and he doesn't want to die here.

It is Yasoll's fault. Yasoll, who's starving just as he is, but will take longer to die since he's an adult. Yasopp will not die before his father.

So he strangles him. Yasoll flails, but Yasopp feels nothing but the strain of his fingers as he squeezes and squeezes even after Yasoll stopped moving.

He considered, vaguely, eating the two children in the cage next to him. But they were rotting now, he couldn't afford to get sick. So he picked at his father, slowly at first, then faster as his stomach regained feeling and cried for more.

The traders came in some time after, their eyes not adjusted to the dark. They carried the cage next to Yasopp's out, and cursed the second the cage touched the light. Next Yasopp's cage, and Yasopp forgot how bright the world was, and they must have only glanced at Yasoll's still form, because they opened the cage a second later.

He looked up at his captors, his face and hands sticky, and they startled. One puked, another grabbed him by the shirt and threw him off the side of the ship.

Yasopp hit the water like it was solid stone, but a second later the ocean's cold embrace wrapped around him, and he swam. Swam until he couldn't see the boat behind him anymore, swam until his hands and face were clean and no one would find him.

Then he got swept up and upside-down waterfall and thrown into an unfamiliar ocean.

[fantarules677]

There are a bunch of different salutes in MD and i think every single one fits how I feel about her death

Doll killed and consumed countless innocent drones in pursuit of her goal, only to be killed and eaten herself just short of achieving it.

Poetic

[pyrotechnicdarts]

decepticon high command + favorite earth animals

[en-stbc]

how ive been feeling the past couple of days. i have no shame

[stuckstucktrolls]

Ill give you a 2nd bingo ask just in case you'd like to split them up.

^Limelights

^Moon and Stars

^Take Me to Church, whether it counts as monster fucker rep depends where your cut off for "monster" attributes end.

[zombiefishmonster]

my birthday is in 6 days. here's my plan: watch all the phineas and ferb birthday episodes. there's so many.

im gonna start with either candaces birthday or lindas (linda's makes me cry because of candaces song, so i might skip, but who knows) next is doofs birthday, then isabellas' birthday, then phineas's (his is my favorite), and finally pnf into the 2nd dimension because it starts with perry's birthday.

[thylacinetears]

UPDATED GEMINITAY RESUME

I've seem a couple people remark on how crazy IRL Gem's lore/accomplishments are. She just dumped a whole bunch of new information in the latest stream (link here) so I thought I'd make an updated list of IRL GeminiTay lore:

Degree in marine biology

Degree in medical lab technology

Was a figure skater

Did a course in coaching figure skating

Worked at a Goodwill food bank

Worked in a museum as an archivist assistant

Worked as a tour guide

Worked at a gift shop

Can play piano

And of course, Minecraft Youtuber with 1.8 million subscribers on her main channel, and 100k subscribers on her second channel.

Someone needs to study why all the Hermits have such crazy and impressive lives outside of MCYT lmao

[etruski]

Krem week day 2 — Euphoria / Expression

I wanted to capture the euphoria he might have experienced while secretly serving in the Tevinter army. Simultaneously, this could represent the true freedom of expression he may have felt among The Chargers for the first time.

This dialogue between Bull and Cole also comes to mind:

Cole: You and Krem say words that hurt, but they aren't real, The Iron Bull.

Iron Bull: Yes. We give each other grief. It's a soldier thing. Doesn't mean anything.

Cole: It means friendship. And that you're soldiers. Krem likes it, it makes him proud.

[python-nebula]

I don’t think allo people understand: you get everyone else. Almost every single fictional character is allo. Every character that exists is allo until proven aro/ace/aroace. So on that rare occasion when we actually get representation, and when it’s genuinely good representation, please just let us have it. Many allo people are respectful, and I thank them for that, but it’s impossible to ignore the massive problem in fandom culture of downplaying the importance of, or even downright erasing, an aro/ace/aroace characters’ identities. Aro characters are shipped all the time, which is fine if you understand the nuances of the identity and see that it is a complex thing to be aromantic, but I see a lot of people who don’t, and think that they can say ‘oh but aro people can date’ as an excuse to ship a character. This happens with ace characters too, they are sexualised in fandom all the time (I’m not talking about any characters specifically, but I’ll tag a few who come to mind). Again, this is understandable if you understand, but if you are sexualising an asexual character just because you find them hot or just for the sake of it, surely you understand why we are upset. This is not me trying to pick a fight, I’m just an aroace who is frustrated. 

You guys get everyone else. Just let us have the few who we see ourselves in. 

[99thpercentile]

places where the audio distorts

image ids under the cut

tmagp 4:

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tmagp 7:

tmagp 8:

the audio distorts when people lie.

I imagine this knowledge will come in handy later.

[id: ALICE: This is not something you go poking around in. Not if you want to keep your job… or your neck. SAM: (a little amused) Okay, okay! I get it. Consider me scared straight. "Consider me scared straight" is highlighted. end id]

[id: LENA: Now, while I understand your concerns, you need to understand that Colin has held the IT Manager position for some time without incident, and although he is somewhat… frustrated with his current assignment, he can request help from the central IT team at any time. I am certain that should he find his responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance. Or resign, of course. Either way, the problem will resolve itself. "Or resign, of course" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: Is there any way to look up specific files? ALICE: Like what? CELIA: Oh, I don’t know. Every case about… being buried alive, or meat, or… whatever. ALICE: Well, there’s a search bar, but it doesn’t actually do anything. You’d have to dig through them all manually. (suspicious) – Why do you ask? CELIA: Just figuring it all out. Ah well, I guess I’ll need to find Bigfoot on my own time. "Just figuring it all out" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERTRUDE: I see. Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t think Gerry can help you – GERRY: (casually) Yeah, I barely remember any of it. "I don’t think Gerry can help you" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERRY: Oh yeah, but I was pretty young. I remember filling in a bunch of forms and questionnaires, then some old men asking me questions about what books I liked to read, who did I look up to, that kind of thing. And then I left. SAM: (disappointed) That’s all? GERRY: Yeah, afraid so. Other than just sitting around with a bunch of other kids in a room that smelled like old books. "Yeah, afraid so" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: I’m trying to look into… Weird physics stuff: time travel, other dimensions, teleportation, all that good stuff. Freddy doesn’t really do searches, so you could keep an eye out and let me know if any come up in your cases? SAM: Uh, sounds a bit sci-fi compared to our usuals. What’s this for? (amused breath) You’re not doing research for that podcast you were on, are you? CELIA: (surprised) You know about that? SAM: I might have given you a quick Google. CELIA: Then… yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie. "yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie" is highlighted. end id]

[ursa-majora]

I just finished my Atla rewatch and I wrote down everytime Zuko smiles

He smiles a total of fifty-two times, smirks eight times and laughs twice

2% of his smiles are in S1

23% in S2

75% in S3

He smiles the most in S3 E5 "The Beach"

His 3 main reasons for smiling are

#3 Joking/Laughing with the Gaang: 7 Smiles

#2 Speaking to or about Mai: 12 Smiles (and his two biggest ones)

#1 Speaking to or about Uncle Iroh: 16 smiles

EDIT: I SHOULD CLARIFY I DID NOT COUNT ANY FLASHBACKS BECAUSE ZUKO IS SO FAR REMOVED FROM HIS SOMEWHAT HAPPY CHILDHOOD

[swiftcast-selene]

living memory.