#House Albert

[venicepearl]

Charlotte of Albret (1480 – 11 March 1514), Dame de Châlus, was a wealthy French noblewoman of the Albret family. She was the sister of King John III of Navarre and the wife of the widely notorious Cesare Borgia, whom she married in 1499. She was the mother of his only legitimate child, Louise Borgia, to whom she acted as regent of the Duchy of Valentinois following the death of Cesare from 1507 to 1514.

[mayonness]

Otome Isekai x Text Post Meme

(Originally posted this on r/otomeisekai, but I'm posting it here too on someone's request)

[bosinclairsgff]

What the slashers smell like

Warnings: this is realistic lol

Includes: Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly, Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, RZ Michael Myers, The Grabber, Thomas Hewitt

A/n yes I realize this may be just a bit weird

- He smells like grease, sweat, and a cheap cologne. Of course there’s a hint of iron on him most days buts it’s just faint enough to miss. Bo definitely washes his hair with soap. He also reeks of cigarettes.

- This man is musky I’m sorry. He probably doesn’t shower a lot. His hair is very greasy, all the time. He usually smells like a moldy basement and sweat. With a waxy smell (duh).

- This man smells like blood, sweat, alcohol and a man who hasn’t showered in YEARS. He is stinky sorry girls. He also smells like piss.

- Baby takes better care of herself than Otis does. She smells like alcohol, blood and maybe I cheap perfume she stole from one of her many victims. Something floral.

- She takes regular showers so she’s not stinky. Amanda doesn’t care what shampoo she uses so she probably smells like coconut or vanilla, whatever she found at the store. I say she most likely doesn’t drown herself in perfumes. However there’s slight irony smell about her most days.

- This man smells like a expensive cologne he bought years ago and still hasn’t used it all. Also, he DEFINITELY uses three in one shampoo, conditioner and soap.

- He smells awful. Reeks of death and literal shit. Michael kills humans and animals, he’s stinky guys. He doesn’t know how to take care of his hygiene. His breath is AWFUL to.

- Albert loves being clean and well kept. He showers regularly, brushes his teeth regularly and wears a nice cologne. His cologne smells like old spice.

- Another stinky boy! He does not shower, ever. Maybe he’ll take a bath? I doubt it though. Thomas smells like blood, human shit and pure musk. You know how in cartoons when someone stinks there’s a green cloud? Yeah, that would be him.

[military-newsboys]

Albert: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Crutchie, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Race: Now that’s a threat!

Davey, covering Les’s ears: *horrified silence*

[myfairynuffstuff]

Albert Kollmann (1878 - 1962) - Farming Village c.1920. Oil on canvas.

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Wait a minute.

If visions are basically Celestia keeping an eye on people that might one day ascend to be gods/ become threaths to Celestia.

Then now that the Hydro Archon is no more and Neuvillette is the one giving visions, does that mean he can watch over all hydro users??

Now all I can think of is Neuvillette acting as Furina's guardian angel. Hurt her and a literal dragon descends from the skies to beat you up!

Also Albert is FINALLY getting arrested!!

[a-stars-art-blog]

This is them during dgs 2-3

[tiny-librarian]

Photograph of Princess Albertine of Montenuovo. She was the eldest daughter of William Albert, 1st Prince of Montenuovo, who himself was the son of Marie Louise of Austria.

[thewitchofwonders]

mors certa, hora incerta! gankutsuou + the count & albert: a death and the maiden collection - adolf hering // edvard munch // león jean pétua // hans sebald beham

[mothcpu]

character for an Uncharted Worlds campaign. he's a mercenary doctor and an asshole

[akayeh1]

The first rabbit to need…

Air blown up his skirt in my experience. After episode seven I have moved furniture. Doing so will now get him in less trouble… maybe.

[bosinclairsgff]

Who the slashers would have voted for this election

(Look, it’s a scary time and I see everyone who’s scared. I am as well. But let’s laugh about what the slashers would think about all of this! This is the only time I’ll bring politics on my page. This is a place to go into a fictional world. I just saw a tik tok like this and thought why not lighten up the mood.)

Includes: Jack Torrance, Otis Driftwood, RZ Michael Myers, Cooper Adams, Dale Kobble, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Baby Firefly, Albert Shaw

Guys. He’s absolutely a trump supporter. Wouldn’t be like a die hard trumpy but when it’s brought up he’s telling you how trump is gonna save us all.

I actually don’t know if he just wouldn’t vote at all or if he’s absolutely obsessed with trump. Like has so many maga hats, has all the campaign signs and is like violent if you don’t agree with him.

Doesn’t care, didn’t vote.

He’s a girl dad ofc he voted for Kamala. Doesn’t talk about politics with anyone though. If he finds out his friend is a trump supporter he cuts them off.

Okay someone said he would vote for trump…um…no. He would vote for Kamala 100%. Would love to troll trump supporters.

Guys…he’s a trump supporter like come on. Would wear a maga hat, shirt and even pair of socks. Loves to fight over politics. Straight up laughs if your for Kamala and he gets under your skin.

Told Bo he would vote for trump but secretly voted for Kamala. I feel like he’s a girls girl. Thinks women are beautiful inside and out and they deserve only the best. (Love you king)

At first he just didn’t care. Never cares about politics. Then Bo convinced him he has to vote for trump to save America and how he’s gonna save us all. So Lester just went along with it.

At first she loved trump but then as he talked about women the way he does she slowly decided to give a Kamala her vote. She of course would never tell Otis that.

Honestly, I think he’d vote for trump. He’d be a very like chill trump fan (that’s not real ik) but he’d keep it to himself mostly.

[military-newsboys]

Jack: Spot still won’t come out of his room. Race: Just tell him I said something. Jack: Like what? Race: Anything factually incorrect. Spot, a few minutes later: Did you say the fucking sun is a planet-

[myfairynuffstuff]

Albert Engström (1869 - 1940) - Motif from Grisslehamn. Oil on canvas.

[weskie]

I wonder if there was ever something in wesker's childhood that he was incredibly attached to. did he have a blanket that he absolutely couldn't sleep without? a stuffed animal? a story that brought him comfort while he put himself to bed, alone, in whatever dark room was his back then? was there a texture that soothed him, or perhaps a sound or song that calmed the beating of his heart until he could relax and close his eyes?

and if there was, how badly did it shatter him when it was inevitably taken away?

[unknowncadaver]

"You missed the point by idolizing him."

No, I just think he's hot.