#House Albert

[venicepearl]

Charlotte of Albret (1480 – 11 March 1514), Dame de Châlus, was a wealthy French noblewoman of the Albret family. She was the sister of King John III of Navarre and the wife of the widely notorious Cesare Borgia, whom she married in 1499. She was the mother of his only legitimate child, Louise Borgia, to whom she acted as regent of the Duchy of Valentinois following the death of Cesare from 1507 to 1514.

[doomh3ad]

if he wanted to (brutally murder me as an act of love and passion) he would

[mayonness]

Otome Isekai x Text Post Meme

(Originally posted this on r/otomeisekai, but I'm posting it here too on someone's request)

[bosinclairsgff]

What the slashers smell like

Warnings: this is realistic lol

Includes: Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly, Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, RZ Michael Myers, The Grabber, Thomas Hewitt

A/n yes I realize this may be just a bit weird

- He smells like grease, sweat, and a cheap cologne. Of course there’s a hint of iron on him most days buts it’s just faint enough to miss. Bo definitely washes his hair with soap. He also reeks of cigarettes.

- This man is musky I’m sorry. He probably doesn’t shower a lot. His hair is very greasy, all the time. He usually smells like a moldy basement and sweat. With a waxy smell (duh).

- This man smells like blood, sweat, alcohol and a man who hasn’t showered in YEARS. He is stinky sorry girls. He also smells like piss.

- Baby takes better care of herself than Otis does. She smells like alcohol, blood and maybe I cheap perfume she stole from one of her many victims. Something floral.

- She takes regular showers so she’s not stinky. Amanda doesn’t care what shampoo she uses so she probably smells like coconut or vanilla, whatever she found at the store. I say she most likely doesn’t drown herself in perfumes. However there’s slight irony smell about her most days.

- This man smells like a expensive cologne he bought years ago and still hasn’t used it all. Also, he DEFINITELY uses three in one shampoo, conditioner and soap.

- He smells awful. Reeks of death and literal shit. Michael kills humans and animals, he’s stinky guys. He doesn’t know how to take care of his hygiene. His breath is AWFUL to.

- Albert loves being clean and well kept. He showers regularly, brushes his teeth regularly and wears a nice cologne. His cologne smells like old spice.

- Another stinky boy! He does not shower, ever. Maybe he’ll take a bath? I doubt it though. Thomas smells like blood, human shit and pure musk. You know how in cartoons when someone stinks there’s a green cloud? Yeah, that would be him.

[military-newsboys]

Albert: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Crutchie, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Race: Now that’s a threat!

Davey, covering Les’s ears: *horrified silence*

[myfairynuffstuff]

Albert Kollmann (1878 - 1962) - Farming Village c.1920. Oil on canvas.

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Wait a minute.

If visions are basically Celestia keeping an eye on people that might one day ascend to be gods/ become threaths to Celestia.

Then now that the Hydro Archon is no more and Neuvillette is the one giving visions, does that mean he can watch over all hydro users??

Now all I can think of is Neuvillette acting as Furina's guardian angel. Hurt her and a literal dragon descends from the skies to beat you up!

Also Albert is FINALLY getting arrested!!

[factorydefaultlu]

I have a slashers request for them reacting to coming home and sees their s/o waiting for them in bed wearing lingerie? (Thomas, Vincent and Albert Shaw)

Thomas Hewitt

When Tommy opened the door to he and his beloved's bedroom, he was surprised to see the room was dimly lit.

It was still early afternoon, a few hours before dinner. Perhaps his lover was feeling sick. Worry bubbled up inside him.

He closed the door behind him and began removing his mask. His lover must have heard him come in, the door to the bathroom creaked open.

"Close your eyes." they giggled as they spoke. Tommy was confused, but did as they asked. He made his way to sit on the edge of the bed, a small smile spread across his lips as he closed his eyes.

His heartbeat was heavy as he waited, for what, he didn't know. The bathroom door creaks again and he heard their feet pad across the floor.

He lightly jumps as they grip his shoulders, using him as leverage to climb onto his lap. Hands instinctively reach up to help them settle, the fabric of their shirt feels odd beneath his touch.

"Open them." they whisper to him once they've successfully straddled his thighs. Tommy's breath catches in his throat when his lashes flutter open.

His beloved was in a pink lace babydoll negligee. A wide smile on their perfect pink lips. He could feel his whole body heat up.

It took all his strength to not tear their outfit to shreds and fuck them into the mattress. No, he had to take his time and savor this.

Vincent Sinclair

When he had finally emerged from the cave he calls a workshop, it was well past midnight.

Vince expected his beloved to be in bed by that time, yet when he climbed the stairs he saw the light was on in their room.

He entered quietly, just in case they were sleeping. The door clicked shut behind him, and he turned to the bed.

The view that awaited him was nothing short of beautiful. They were lounged on their side, a novel in hand. The tight black lace of their lingerie hugged their body perfectly.

Their eyes flutter up to meet his and Vincent feels a pang of anxiety hit his chest. How long had they been waiting? He wished they would have hinted or something, he feels awful for working so late.

They just smile, and move to get up. Vincent rushes to them, keeping them sat at the edge of the bed. He shakes his head, and signs 'This for me?'

His beloved giggles and reaches for his hands. "Of course silly. Who else?" they bring his knuckles to their lips, kissing the calloused skin.

Vincent is sure he has found an angel to love. Although, the way he's about to defile them will be nothing short of sacrilegious.

Albert Shaw

The sun had nearly set, and Al had just gotten home from closing the store. He was surprised to find the house quiet.

A small drip of worry passed through his body as he walked through the dim living room.

Slowly he made his way to the bedroom, soft light glowed from under the door.

He quietly peered into the room, and a smirk played across his lips as he watched his beloved pull at the red lingerie that adorned their body.

They turned and modeled themselves in the mirror. Their eyes darted to Albert in the reflection of the glass, they nearly jumped out of their skin.

"Oh my God! I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a surprise." they pouted and turned to him. The smirk never faded, and he approached them.

His large hands gripped at their waist as he admired the lace on their skin. "Well hun, consider me surprised."

Albert twisted them, and turned them around as his hands roamed their body. He was inspecting every inch of them, and he liked what he saw.

"Wanna be my good girl tonight?"

[glasscandywitch]

mors certa, hora incerta! gankutsuou + the count & albert: a death and the maiden collection - adolf hering // edvard munch // león jean pétua // hans sebald beham

[mothcpu]

character for an Uncharted Worlds campaign. he's a mercenary doctor and an asshole

[weskie]

I wonder if there was ever something in wesker's childhood that he was incredibly attached to. did he have a blanket that he absolutely couldn't sleep without? a stuffed animal? a story that brought him comfort while he put himself to bed, alone, in whatever dark room was his back then? was there a texture that soothed him, or perhaps a sound or song that calmed the beating of his heart until he could relax and close his eyes?

and if there was, how badly did it shatter him when it was inevitably taken away?

[unknowncadaver]

"You missed the point by idolizing him."

No, I just think he's hot.

[highfalutin-son-of-a-gun]

Albert: Who ate my powdered donuts?

Finch: Wasn’t me.

Jojo: Not me.

Race, with half of his face covered in powdered sugar: Yeah guys, who ate the donuts?

Les, from across the room: DONUTS?! CAN I HAVE ONE?!

[bosinclairsgff]

Who the slashers would have voted for this election

(Look, it’s a scary time and I see everyone who’s scared. I am as well. But let’s laugh about what the slashers would think about all of this! This is the only time I’ll bring politics on my page. This is a place to go into a fictional world. I just saw a tik tok like this and thought why not lighten up the mood.)

Includes: Jack Torrance, Otis Driftwood, RZ Michael Myers, Cooper Adams, Dale Kobble, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Baby Firefly, Albert Shaw

Guys. He’s absolutely a trump supporter. Wouldn’t be like a die hard trumpy but when it’s brought up he’s telling you how trump is gonna save us all.

I actually don’t know if he just wouldn’t vote at all or if he’s absolutely obsessed with trump. Like has so many maga hats, has all the campaign signs and is like violent if you don’t agree with him.

Doesn’t care, didn’t vote.

He’s a girl dad ofc he voted for Kamala. Doesn’t talk about politics with anyone though. If he finds out his friend is a trump supporter he cuts them off.

Okay someone said he would vote for trump…um…no. He would vote for Kamala 100%. Would love to troll trump supporters.

Guys…he’s a trump supporter like come on. Would wear a maga hat, shirt and even pair of socks. Loves to fight over politics. Straight up laughs if your for Kamala and he gets under your skin.

Told Bo he would vote for trump but secretly voted for Kamala. I feel like he’s a girls girl. Thinks women are beautiful inside and out and they deserve only the best. (Love you king)

At first he just didn’t care. Never cares about politics. Then Bo convinced him he has to vote for trump to save America and how he’s gonna save us all. So Lester just went along with it.

At first she loved trump but then as he talked about women the way he does she slowly decided to give a Kamala her vote. She of course would never tell Otis that.

Honestly, I think he’d vote for trump. He’d be a very like chill trump fan (that’s not real ik) but he’d keep it to himself mostly.

[military-newsboys]

Jack: That building is, like, 5 Davey away and we're at least 14 Davey high. Davey: Please don't use me as a system of measurement.

[myfairynuffstuff]

Albert Engström (1869 - 1940) - Motif from Grisslehamn. Oil on canvas.