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young high honour dutch x young low honour hosea my otp
#cant keep using the same old photo of them sorry#ROCKSTAR PLEASE#art by starparkdesigns on insta#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#the curious couple#vandermatthews#ilycowboys
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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?
#arthur morgan is the biggest softie#hosea matthews knew this#hes just a big teddy bear#arthur morgan#arthur morgan rdr2#incorrect rdr2#incorrect red dead#incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes#fuck reddit#he would kill reddit men#after going to his womens rights protest#arthurs for the girls#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur and hosea#dutch van der linde#hoseaisaprotectivedad#young arthur morgan#arthur morgan hournal#he draws hearts next to his crushes name#When a man kissed arthur he literally was just like oh… please dont do that again#so what makes you think he’d murder the rest of us for not being annoying ass white men#Arthur morgan would love everyone#except reddit men#tiredcowboyys shenanigans
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@snootweed for the amazing idea! Here’s some red dead horses as men (and one woman because I love Taima very dearly)
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#charles smith#josiah trelawny#kieran duffy#hosea matthews#rdr2 fanart#rdr2 horses#tff art#please ask me about them#I could yap forever about my thought process
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"Some say he is as dumb as he looks.. but I think, well, he's not quite that dumb."
#arthur don't listen to your old man please#and the fact that arthur agreed 💔#“wow arthur really has self-esteem issues I wonder who-”#yeah.. hosea :(#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#mick gifs#arthur morgan#hosea matthews
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listen i know that i mainly post about kieran but i need to confess that i love vandermatthews
#ouuyghhhh.#IUUGHSHHHH#I LOVE THEM#PLEASE#COME BACK TO MEEEE#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#rdr2 dutch#rdr2 hosea
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Warrior Cats x Red Dead Redemption 2 Designs! Valerian Clan
#please don’t mind any spelling errors aughshbs#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption two#rdr2 warrior cats au#warrior cats#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#john marston#sadie adler#charles smith#micah bell#kieran duffy#I’m not tagging all of them#warrior cats au#catified#I’m posting this from the middle of the nowhere in the desert :)
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100% handing this over to Dutch.
(It does smell very good 👍)
TAHITI?!?
Hmmm. Tahiti Island Dream.
Thank you @maecollins.
I just know he'll never shut up how good it smells.
#red dead redemption two#rdr2#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#He will definitely say “this is the smell of Tahiti”#And some folks around him are like#“Dutch please we can taste the smell from the air stop spraying every 5 minutes”
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would we like to talk about how hosea also contributed to arthur’s entrapment in and eventual demise due to the van der linde gang because he was constantly affirming to arthur that he was “dim-witted” and “a fool”, and we can assume he’s been doing as such since arthur was very young, and therein causing arthur to internalize the narrative that he is nothing but a dumb brute who could never make it as anything other than a “born and bred” killer or is that too controversial
#or am i thinking too much ?#i’m so tired so if this makes no sense just ignore it ❤️#just thinking thots about how arthur is always so self deprecating while also being incredibly well-spoken and astute#as well as more emotionally aware than he and anyone else gives him credit for#and yet all he thinks is that he’s an emptyheaded criminal and nothing more#ummm sir you’re literally making references to greek mythology please come on now#and methinks this indoctrination by hosea (who is arguably one of the greatest minds in the gang) convinces arthur firsthand that he is what#he is only perceived to be; big. destructive. dense.#from day one arthur has been perfectly molded into a fantastic weapon#and everyone is happy to talk about how dutch’s fingers fit perfectly around the trigger#but so far i haven’t seen anyone talk about how he also happens to fit perfectly in hosea’s holster as well#anyway just me thinking my thots :)#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#text#arthur morgan#hosea matthews#dutch van der linde#mentioned#hero's talking to himself again
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Modern Jobs I think the VDL Gang would have
Dutch - Drug Lord Prolly - but as a real answer I feel like he would Definitely be the leader of a shitty MEGA church
Hosea - I imagine him either as a therapist or a preschool/elementary teacher - Or even better, Number one Bingo Player in the retirement home
Arthur - Funny enough, I can't see him being more than a ranch hand
John - He's a good ranch owner - He, Arthur, Abi, Jack, n a few others live on a big ranch and live happily ever after
Mary-Beth - She's a librarian, author, and frequent AO3 visitor - can't convince me other wise, She has one of the best fanfictions on WattPad I just know it
Abigail - My heart and soul tells me that Abi would be an illustrator for children's books - or a stay at home mom
Kieran - My little Princess Pupcup is getting his degree in Equine science and becoming a veterinarian for horsies
Micah - Hitman or Dishwasher no in between
Bill - Gas Station clerk - Or I can also imagine him working with Kieran with the horses
Javier - Performer, duh - He does a lot of side gigs and plays at cafes on the reg - I can also imagine him being a Spanish tutor for kids
Susan - Let's be honest, she's the principal of a high school or middle school - any other answer is wrong (/j)
Lenny - He's also a writer, but he's not a fanfiction writer like Mary-Beth - I can also imagine him visiting Mary-Beth's library and reading to the kids on Sundays <3
Sean - Youtuber/ Twitch Streamer - need I say more???
Swanson - AA leader - He's also probably trying to get people to stop joining Dutch's MEGA church
Pearson - He's a chef for the Retirement Home that Hosea is bound to - He also works for the local soup kitchen
Karen - I can see her being a dance performer - not like a stripper, but more like ballet or even musical theater
Charles - State trooper at a National Park - No further questions
Tilly - I just imagine her as such a good lawyer like her husband - She's defiantly someone who can talk her client out of the death penalty if needed
Uncle - His job is to park his ass in a rocking chair and Bother John til the day he dies
#kieran duffy#rdr2#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#john marston#micah bell#rdr headcanons#abigail marston#bill williamson#javier escuella#mary beth gaskill#susan grimshaw#lenny summers#sean macguire#rdr1#tilly jackson#karen jones#reverend swanson#simon pearson#jack marston#charles smith#hosea matthews#someone told me to go to hell because my HC didn't match theirs#I fixed John to be more boring so that the crowd can be pleased#still like the original John HC tho
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"i know."
#andre talks#my art#art#red dead redemption memes#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#rdr 1#rdr1#abigail roberts#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#vandermatthews#john x abigail#do they have a shipping name?? fkjghfg#red dead redemption fanart#rdr fanart#rdr fan art#digital art#digital painting#this is drawn over those Yearning meme#I wanted to draw more but my hand and eyes said no#john marston#im still doing the haunted house memes#im just slow lmfao#but im really excited to draw more#please excuse hosea idk how to draw him at that angle#rdr2
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this is character study
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The amount of people who think that the Strange Man is talking about Arthur when he says to John, "You've forgotten far more important people than me," will never not astound me. Yall really think John could possibly ever forget Arthur? Arthur? The man he grew up with? Who taught him? Who cared for him? Who helped raise him? Who saved him multiple times? His brother? The same John who could not rest until Micah Bell was dead because he couldn't let go of his pain and anger over how Arthur died? The same John who still wore Arthur's satchel and kept his hat and wrote in his journal? That John? Little Johnny Marston? Please be serious. Arthur haunted John's dreams and thoughts until the very day he died in front of that damn barn, and you can not convince me otherwise. If he remembers Dutch, Bill, and Javier, I promise you he sure as shit would remember Arthur lmfao.
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption#rdr#john marston#arthur morgan#the strange man#am i ranting? yes.#but it pisses me off every time i see a comment or hear a friend say that#like ik yall miss arthur and try to look for him in everything#but please be so fr#john would never forget arthur#he doesn't talk about him#but he sure as shit thinks about him#everyday#besides#the ranting is what you guys love about me#...right?#as a side note#i do think the strange man is just referring to people john has killed and seen killed and forgotten about#cause it aint arthur or hosea#i can tell ya that much lmaooo
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alrighty folks, finally back at my hotel! i literally waited for about nine hours to get these photos, but it was 100000% worth it. the cast is literally the sweetest ever
bonus points for alex posting my map on her story. extra bonus points for jo quite literally telling me i looked hot and deserved to be there and nearly bringing me to tears.
#jo you can’t say that to me i’ll cry#she’s literally so sweet#all of them were sweet#and i made so many friends in line it was great!!!#if any of yall know who cosplayed as charles please let me know btw the cosplay was fantastic#rdr2#red dead redemption two#red dead redemption#black hills redemption#arthur morgan#john marston#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#micah bell#sadie adler#karen jones
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Me, hanging around camp to find interactions and conversations that I've never heard before:
Everyone at camp: go away
#if I hear susan yelling at arthur again I might lose it#“what happened to that man of action??” susan he's depressed please#I know everyone relies on arthur but he can't even stay in his own camp without people giving him grief for it ��#“I think this is the longest I've seen you around here” okay thanks john#“I never took you for a homebody” like you would know dutch#“you heading out soon?” I wasn't going to hosea but I might just say fuck this and leave anyways#god#poor guy#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#funnies#john marston
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hear me out: modern au. Hoseas a bar tender at a quiet lil bar, dutch comes in for a drink one day and they get talking, and dutch (lowkey already down bad for the bar tender) decides to come back each day to get the chance to talk to him. Each day they both talk about everything and anything, including stories of silly things about a young arthur morgan (HOWEVER - they dont know theyre talking about the same silly 21 y/o. Hosea tells stories of the young man he basically raised across the hall from his apartment and dutch tells stories of a kid that he has also helped raise who works for him - im thinking at a garage) and they slowly grow closer and closer until one day dutch has to rush out bc arthur gets hurt or smth, and when he goes to the hospital ‼️hoseas also there‼️ arthurs like wait pause you two know each other? And hoseas like yeah this is the man I told you about. And Arthur - whose slightly high on pain meds - groans at the realisation that his father figures have been pining over each other and hes had to hear about it every day.
#im sleep deprived#arthur and hosea#arthur morgan#arthur morgan rdr2#hoseaisaprotectivedad#dutch x hosea#rdr2 dutch#dutch van der linde#vandermatthews#hoseaisarthursdad#hosea matthews#incorrect rdr2#rdr2#modern au#incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes#incorrect red dead#red dead redemption 2#red dead#please just make this trio happy in at least one universes#I need any fic recommendations of these three#tiredcowboyys shenanigans#tiredcowboyys prompt
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time warp au shitpost but bessie forcing them to go to a library as an outing because lord do these cowboys need something to do other than re-traumatise themselves, drink and sit in the dark staring at walls. after the initial pushback (kieran terrified to leave the house duffy, sean god gave me the ability not to read macguire) they would absolutely love it
okay lenny loves reading so much he would read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. he's systematically working his way through non-fiction and is the only one who actually gets in trouble because he forgets they're not his own books and sometimes annotates them
sean initially only agreed to go for the crappy outdated gaming console but he would happen across a comic book, flick through a few of those, then graduate to graphic novels and manga. cut to lenny smiling warmly as he's reading something about astrophysics while sean is trying to excitedly explain the most violent, fucked up thing to happen in a comic based solely on the images
there's a reading/emotional support dog that immediately gravitates to kieran. he really enjoys the general quietness of libraries and the smell of books. give me kieran sitting in a bean bag listening to audiobooks patting a golden retriever with its head plopped on his lap.
haha kieran and horse books no fuck you mary-beth lived to 104 and is revered as one of america's best female writers all her novels are classics and kieran is so happy one of his only friends actually got out of the VDLs and lived a good life he's slowly listening his way through her expansive works occasionally giggling at lines that feel like inside jokes
bessie and hosea peacefully reading academic journals and poetry under a big sunny window. hosea quietly reading aloud a few lines of poetry that reminds him of his incredible wife. bessie reading particularly bad takes in peer-reviewed essays so they can both be annoyed.
side tangent even though bessie has been in modern era for a good 15-20 years she never quite got slang but still uses it, which hosea also picks up. lenny: dutch shot and killed leviticus cornwall bessie: cringe hosea, nodding in thoughtful agreement: that was not very girlboss
#rdr2 modern au#though i will now be tagging this as#rdr2 timewarp au#because i have too many ideas please feel free to ask#hosea matthews#bessie matthews#kieran duffy#lenny summers#sean macguire
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