#Hope ye don't mind me here

[radiance1]

Pariah Dark is livid.

You would think, after a period of forever sleep, it would be a monumental feat to make him tired. Even more so when you add onto the fact his stamina and endurance is nothing to scoff at either.

But somehow, these three ghostlings manage to achieve that and more.

He is torn between pride at the ability that they managed to get him in a state his enemies could only dream of and the despair that came with the fact he'll have to do this every time when he wants them to sleep.

But finally, finally! After so much effort, he was able to put them down for a nap. He was so, so close, all that he needed to do was have Danny shut his eyes and-

No.

No.

No way in the Infinite-

Who dared to summon him! Now of all times especially! And why couldn't he resist-

Ah. Because he hasn't been summoned in a while.

How. Unfortunate.

At least Danny is-

Wait- Wait no. Danny. Danny close your eyes. Don't widen them! No- Danny no!

The last thing he heard was the wail of a 'ling, and the accompanying dread that came with the realization the other two are going to wake back up and then he'll have to do it all over again.

So when he appeared in front of the cultists, who gave him far more trouble than he realized. He gave them all of the utter contempt, rage, and tired exasperation he could ever muster.

(Amplified by his newfound tired fatherhood)

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“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-” 

Okay. So they maaaay have fucked up.

A lot.

Look, look. They didn't know it work and-

Wait what?

"You're a dilf???" John, the current head idiot of the weak blurted out rather intelligently.

The Ghost King paused. Very audibly. Somehow. And stared at the head idiot incredulously.

"What." The Ghost King also, spat out, intelligently.

John, local bullshitter extraordinaire, decides to pull an explanation straight out of his ass.

"You know. Since you talked about ghostlings -which I assume are baby ghosts- that they're obviously yours since you know, why else would you, the Ghost King, be taking care of them?" John cleared his throat. "So, you're their dad. I.E. Making you, sir Ghost King sir, a dilf."

The Ghost King stared at John for a good, long moment. Clearly struggling to understand what the hell is even happening.

"John, what the fuck are you doing." Clara, the head idiot for next week hissed at John. Who whispered back. "Saving our fucking asses that's what-"

"What is a dilf." The Ghost King commanded. "Explain to me what that is."

Everyone went very, very quiet.

Except John, who, again, bullshitter extraordinaire went. "Dad Infants Love Forever." Very, very confidently.

There is no way that is going to work-

"Truly?" The Ghost King asked, actually smiling. "How wonderful, I am a dilf, then!"

What-

"So, my dear very good dilf." John, shamelessly, continued on. "It seems to me that you're having problems with your little 'lings back home, let me guess. Wife too busy at work and thus dumped the responsibility of raising them primarily on you? And you, being the absolute best husband in the existence of ever, decided to take said burden off your wife's shoulders but are woefully unprepared?"

The Ghost King paused, thinking it over before nodding. "Yes, I suppose so."

"Well!" John clapped his hands together, giving the King his very best smile. "Do I have the solution for you!" He then pivoted on the spot, pointing out to a random idiot.

"Cassidy! Get the parenting books!"

Prompt 345

Let it be known that none of them actually expected the idiots’ of the week’s ritual to work. The summoning hadn’t worked for literal centuries- everyone knew it had been sealed away, presumably forever!

(Of course they had no way to know that in the Infinite Realms actually used the term forever as a measurement of time, what with how time itself wasn’t particularly linear within. And to beings that could hypothetically live for eternity? Forever was a nice vacation time really) 

So maybe they hadn’t been exactly focused on stopping the ritual as much as they could of been, and by the time they realized it was working, well, it’d been a bit too late then. So yes, mistakes had perhaps in fact, been made. 

First had come the chill, the cold of the ground as your body was lowered down, the cold of your blood dripping from your living corpse. Then came the shadows, the darkness creeping along their vision as their soul slipped from their body. Followed by boiling heat, flames scorching through their flesh and tearing from their chests like a blade piercing their hearts. 

The form that emerged was massive, a cloak dripping crimson fluttering in the wind of an unseen battlefield, verdant flames licking at the air and causing the surrounding shadows to writhe. A dark growl echoed through the building, the stone below them shaking while deathly green eyes glowered down at the living with utter contempt. 

“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-” 

[godlygivenanxiety]

look, not to be a hater but the whole ekko/jinx alternate universe situation only proves that jinx was only ever loved entirely and completely by silco, that's kinda the point of how tragic jinx really is as a character,

vi either only sees her little sister out of guilt/sense of duty mixed with a desperate need to come back to something or as consequences to her own actions(taking away agency from jinx in the process);

ekko sees her through the eyes of an idealist which is exactly what he is and that's not bad by itself, but it makes her either A Problem or Someone That Needs Saving, that's what's going on in his head after that AU he transported to. he's comparing jinx to powder and he likes powder much better, so he wants jinx to be powder or to reignite the powder in her - basically, he thinks how vi used to think;

isha is a complicated matter because she did show kindness and affection towards jinx that wasn't equal to anyone else's, it was pure and idolizing, she loved what she knew of jinx.

the people of zaun don't love her, not by a long shot. she became a symbol to some(as we can notice in the reunion by vander's statue) and overall the assumption that she would get involved more after her attack and silco's death is a fair one; that doesn't mean they like her,

sevika maintains a connection to jinx through grief and a sense of helplessness along with familiarity, silco's death affected jinx's psyche but it also affected sevika's dream of zaun, they feel left behind by him;

vander... well, he only got to see powder and warwick quite literally just had the memories,

the ONLY character we see that meets her as powder and stays with her as jinx is silco; yes, he isn't a good guy and he does cause the whole separation, he sharpened her edges to make her into a weapon, he lied to her and manipulated her at times, none of these things exclude the fact he does love her so strongly, with zero conditions.

she fucks up in missions, she does as she pleases around zaun, she kills their people, she stabs him in the eye, has psychotic episodes and breakdowns, she kidnaps him, ties him down, SHOOTS HIM, she doubts him and his love, keeps running after the past when he's done everything to strengthen her and she was, at a point, the only thing keeping him from his dream of an independent zaun - none of these perceived sins and flaws made him wish for anyone other than her, as she is.

all silco wanted was to keep her, while everyone else either wants another version of her or none at all. that's the tragic part, even if she suddenly decided to be good, she would feel like a burden for not being entirely like people want her to be.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Running into a dating dilemma issue I have not encountered in quite some time. Starting talking to two different people on an app at around the same time, went on a date with one of them last Saturday. It went surprisingly well, even fooled around a little for the first time in a long while. We have a second date at an arcade planned for this Sunday.

Other person was a little slower on the draw (not as timely with responses) and has offered to meet up this Friday. They seem nice enough, but now I'm kind of focused on the first person- but obviously that connection is also still in the exploratory stages and there are no guarantees that anything else will happen with them. I'm not great at dividing my attention when I'm interested in someone but I also don't want to count any chickens before they hatch (the chickens in this case being a meaningful or at least ongoing sexual relationship 🐣)

So the dilemma is: do I still go on the date with person #2? The way I see it I have three options- agree to the date and see where it goes, decline the date, or put it off until next week and see how I feel after the second date with the guy that I already met. I feel like I should make a choice soon but I truly don't know which one 😬

[silusvesuius]

this tree from my new drawing looking goated afffffff 👑👑

[moyazaika]

will you appear again before Christmas?🥲

YES HI!!!! WOWEE sorry for being away longer than i intended! estranged family member showed up on my front door after 18 yeARS of no contact?!?!? went to bali and lost my pasSPORT?!?!?! failed my driver's TEST!?!?!?!

#life

[lusalemaart]

[jackalopedaily]

Just posting some art from my previous account from Instagram which is @/daily_jackalope !

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

TOLD YALL I WAS AT IT AGAIN AND HOLY HELL LOOK HOW IT PAID OFF

Again thanks to @majimasleftasscheek for the inspo behind this, giving me another reason to draw the woman ever

[nulltune]

old edits _(:3」∠)_ but i like imagining hakuno in different hairstyles HNGGHH 😩😩❤️💗💓💞 would she ever style her hair tho? sadly no </3 she thinks she's too plain for that + doesn't care about her appearance outside of just enough to look neat and presentable (we do see her hair in low twintails if she needs em tied up tho! tis a very cute look 🫶)

bUT LIKE- if someone wants to play with her hair or style her up then 👀 hakuno vc i don't mind. (<- girl who tends to go along with what others' want because she has no desires of her own tbh-) (METHINKS IT HAS DA POTENTIAL TO BE SO WHOLESOME THOOO and her hair's long and silky yknow ✨️ it'd b nice 2 touch ! 😌✨️) or alternatively- let hakuno do your muse's hair! ✨️ (she brushed nero's hair in last encore and it was such a soft moment it must've been so nice 🥺❤️)

[thehealingsystem]

i'm so fucking irritating with this but dear god I want to kill myself so bad. Day after day after day I am reminded of what I am and that I can't fix myself. It's getting worse again and everyday is getting harder to just live through. I don't even know why part of me still imagines things getting better, that people even still care, i'm an obsessive freak that deserves to be put down. Nobody cares if I don't show up the next say or ever again. I destroyed everything even in my attempts to preserve it. I don't do anything with my life, my cutting has gotten worse, I barely eat most days, I cry multiple times a day and cry myself to sleep many nights. I have nightmares literally just about what I experience every day. I layed down on the couch today and cried to myself how much I wanted to die. If I tell anyone this i'm just gonna get in trouble and not actually helped, because that's what happens every single time and no one's gonna believe me when I say there's something wrong with me. I'm trapped and there's no place to go other than hell. there's nothing anyone tumblr is gonna be able to do to help me but I literally have no one to tell. most shit just festers inside me and I can't even articulate what's happening in my head most of the time. even now

[boss-the-goofball]

So I was thinking about the Prime's Apprentice AU by @energ00n and had a fairly funny idea for if the TFA versions were in that verse.

TFA Optimus wanted to join the High Guard and even started to train for it, but when it came to a test where he had to fight against one of their top members, his scrappy style caught Megatronus's attention and he quickly got snapped up - which gets awkward because TFA Megatron has been trying for years to be one of Megatronus's apprentice only for this scrappy tiny little bot who looks barely taller than Prima's cogless apprentice managed to get that coveted position.

It would definitely be a great honor for Optimus, but he just wanted to serve in the High Guard. Also he'd make a much nicer brother figure for D-16 as opposed to TFP!Megatronus

[yuelun]

Guizhong is not maternal. Guizhong is not maternal. Guizhong is not maternal. I know that this is a popular fanon take (especially pre-Lantern Rite 2023), but it's so important to me that people know that, based on what I find canon to present, that this is not an angle that I'll be playing into whatsoever on this blog. Prime example of, fanon will often not be adhered to, I think my run-ins never really play out in favour of, well, fanon. In essence:

Guizhong's curiosity and wonderment of Teyvat can best be compared to that of a child as they experience new things in life. You know when you witness a child experience something for the first time, how their eyes brighten, how they yearn to touch whatever it is that's mesmerising them, how you can hardly pull them away? That is Guizhong through and through.

She is a caring individual, but she is not soft in your traditional way. She'll build one's character through challenge, jest and overall playfulness. Comfort is offered in a similar way, it will be through a lightheartedness and sometimes, it can (and will) have adverse reactions/will backfire, surely. Remember, regardless of how one perceives Morax and Guizhong's dynamic, she had to keep up with him (or vice versa), for them to have ruled alongside one another as they did with the stoic personality that we know that he did.

To elaborate on the former point, she is wildly competitive, in all aspects of her existence. She will endeavour to win games minor or major (and absolutely, she could cheat; but will avoid it, because it's hardly as satisfying), to out-do Cloud Retainer in their mechanical discussions and capabilities, the Cleansing Bell is almost a competition within itself with Streetward Rambler— even in jest, she will attempt to outdo. It's all in good fun, but it is also inherently in her nature.

She smiles and laughs a lot, and it's likely why the glaze lilies bloom as abundantly as they do in the midst of this little goddess of dust. And frankly, just like children thrive in the joy of others— she is much like her lilies, and thus thrives in the same circumstances and surroundings as them. But in this, it's also important to note that a lot of her lightheartedness towards others is also to bring the same to others: smiles, laughter and joy.

[arklay]

tagged by @denerims @aartyom @risingsh0t @florbelles @fenharel & @morvaris – thank you so much beloveds! ♡

tagging: @aelyosos @aragorngf @brujah @engferth @faarkas @necroticpetals @nocticulas @phillipsgraves @serenedy @swordcoasts @voerman @wrymbloods & i feel like everyone has done this already but if you haven't then i'm tagging you! ♡

OCS AS OTHER CHARACTERS.

rules: take this quiz and share 5 (or more! or less!) results from the top 50 that you feel really fit your oc(s). if you don’t recognize very many from the top 50, feel free to expand into the top 100.

glenn rhee (the walking dead)

peeta mellark (the hunger games)

annie january (the boys)

frodo baggins (lord of the rings)

luke skywalker (star wars)

amy elliot dunne (gone girl)

beth harmon (the queen's gambit)

dr. hannibal lector (hannibal)

melisandre (game of thrones)

mary wardwell (chilling adventures of sabrina)

faye valentine (cowboy bebop)

tyra collette (friday night lights)

gloria delgado-pritchett (modern family)

manny santos (degrassi: the next generation)

mazikeen (lucifer)

[perelka-l]

Start From Zero author-anon :] flattered people like my series so much ❤️ taking a lil break but I'll be back before too long. Thank y'all for the motivation haha ^^ (lol sorry to use your blog as a mouthpiece _L, oh and dw the metaphor was understood ur good cx mwah)

OHAI AUTHOR ANON!!!!!!!!!! I assume quite some ppl adored the series especially in this tiny corner so hey!!!! Yay!!!!

Please take as much break as you need!!!!! It's cool to hear from you too!!!

Jfc that's a lot of shouting but ye and I'm glad I was understood wheeze point being thanks for the update and bless you

[fingertipsmp3]

Ughhhhhhh I hate writing and I hate not writing and I hate myself

[hamadacare]

a little cw for death mention, but I promise it's more of a fond way than upsetting! we of Mexican heritage celebrate dia de los muertos (day of the dead) on nov 1-2 by remembering deceased relatives and friends. and i thought about sharing the ofrenda my family did for dia de los muertos 💀🕯️🌹

i don't usually do this because i never really felt connected with my deceased relatives until my dog passed away in aug 2019 ♡ so I felt moved to share it here, sorry about the religious decorations pfff- but my family is all about that :')

here is the ofrenda lit up on the night of Nov 1 and the ofrenda today on the morning of Nov 2 🕯️