#Home Alone 1 & 2

[a-shade-of-green]

yeah so that scene where mike kicks down the fort in his basement in s1 is definitely supposed to be paralleled by will taking down castle byers in s3. just if anyone cares about when mike turned his back on being a kid.

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

Girlhood is a spectrum (Pt. 2)

[sportsthoughts]

rumour has it if you say offseason training three times in the mirror kris letang appears in front of you and starts squatting

[girlivealwaysbean]

just found out that instead of my mom my fucking shitass dad is coming home FOR A WEEK

[rhysintherain]

Watching Alone really drives home the low success rates of a single human hunter and makes you appreciate the value of food that can't run away.

It's also a really good example of how hunter gatherer subsistence works.

If you leave 10 humans in the environment with limited resources and no contact or rescue party, 9 of them will be dead in 90 days.all of them will be dead in a little over 100 days.

Even with 2 people, starvation tends to set in after a couple months.

And yeah, people from hunter gatherer cultures they'd probably be better at this than a bunch of Americans who do it as a side hustle, but there's only so much one person can do in one day. It's almost never enough.

It's too much for one human to collect enough berries to have vitamin c through the winter. It's too much for one human to hunt and process enough big game regularly to feed themselves. it's too much for one human to build an insulated home and then monitor their heat source to keep that home from catching fire.

It's too much to make and use sharp tools without injuring yourself, and it's too much to try and do all the work hurt if you do. It's too much to go out and find more food when your inability to find safe food made you sick.

On the other hand, if you put 10 people out in the environment together with limited resources and occasional contact with other small groups, you'd have a community that could last indefinitely.

For all that we glorify stories of the lone individual against the environment, it very much isn't how we evolved to survive.

[dykedivorce]

often thinking about the domestic violence episode of Good Partner and how subtle and well-written the contrast between Eunkyung/Yuri's gut feelings vs Woojin's was. Horrific episode of television tbh and every time domestic violence has been mentioned in another show since I felt it lacking the appropriate weight it was given in Good Partner

[altruistic-meme]

oh he is going to be so mad at me next week

[anotherpapercut]

this dude got off the bus at the same time as me and was kind of following me so I like kept an eye on him but kept walking and bopping to fall out boy until I didn't see him anymore. then a minute later a car drove up beside me and asked if I needed a ride and I told him I was ok bc I'm like a half a block away and he said "oh ok I just wanted to make sure you were ok cause I saw that guy yelling at you" and I was like he was what???? bc I had my music up so loud I literally just couldn't hear a guy who was following me yelling. luckily he apparently got tired of me not responding and turned down a different street lmfao

[jilliam]

There’s this one tiktoker who made a few viral videos talking about relationships I’ve noticed in a few of her videos she mentions feeling like she is being blamed by these men for her relationships ending/other party losing interest or feelings, which I can kind of relate to but also not really

Like in general I am pretty sensitive to blame/criticism, and can sometimes feel like I’m being blamed/criticized for something when really the other person is just voicing a frustration (think ‘damn the laundry isn’t done yet’ but I hear ‘you’re lazy/dumb for not starting laundry earlier’)

But that’s generally not the case for me in dating I guess, like whenever I’m dating someone new and they told me that they didn’t want to continue seeing me or that they lost interest in me, I’ve always kind of seen it as a ~them problem, like the other party is telling me a fact about themself. I never internalized their reasoning as something that was my fault or that they were blaming me for losing feelings, maybe because I think of myself as a generally authentic(👁️) person and so it’s not like I have any regrets about my behavior or what I could have done differently

(unlike the laundry example, where I clearly see how I could’ve started laundry earlier)

[moongeonight]

A normal day

A/N: this is my first fanfic... and my first post lol so if there is something wrong with my writing or My English please tell me.

(this was an idea from a fan art that made @ssnicker-doodless a time ago and a headcanon that Made @ticklish-ghost, hope you like it!)

summary: reigen, mob and serizawa are going to solve a problem with a spirit, Unexpectedly reigen is captured by two spirits, what will they do to reigen?

(This is a tickle fanfic!, if you don't like it don't read it)

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It was going to be a normal day, that's what Reigen think, he had received several calls from people who said they heard laughter at different times of the day and after much insistence he decided to attend to the case.

"Well, we're here, let's finish this quickly to go eat something" Reigen said, arriving at the building together with Mob and Serizawa.

"Thank you Reigen for bringing me but... Couldn't mob do it alone? Serizawa said clearly nervous, this was from one of his first exorcisms.

"It's for your training Serizawa" Reigen answered confidently entering the apparently abandoned building.

They spent a few minutes inspecting the place but they found nothing, at one point mob and serizawa said they felt energy from a spirit.

"Yes, there's definitely a spirit here" mob said calmly, Reigen has called him again with a short time and he had to say goodbye to his friends, it was frustrating, he wanted to finish this as soon as possible.

"From what I perceive, it is a rather weak spirit that can be easily exorcised" Serizawa said calmer, seeing that the spirit was not a major threat.

Great, in that case you take care of the spirit and I'll go outside, what do you think?" Reigen said tired, wanting to leave immediately.

"Yes, master, we'll take care of it" mob said going to exorcise the spirit followed by serizawa.

"What a bother..." Reigen thought as he looked for the exit... Until suddenly he heard a noise in a room at the end of a corridor.

"huh?" Reigen said confused approaching the room.

"mob..? Serizawa? Are you here...?" Reigen ask entering the room without getting an answer, the only thing he saw was a closet.

"what the hell is this...?" He asked confused, he thought heard something inside the closet, a little scared, Reigen opened it slowly and... There was nothing.

*mm maybe it was just my imagination* Reigen thought ready to go... When he suddenly felt something lift him up!

"WHAT THE-" Reigen screamed before something covered his mouth.

"ooohhh what do we have here, another person to make laugh" said the one who was holding him, he was purple and had several tentacles made of smoke.

"yeah, finally another one falls" another spirit said coming out of the closet.

"THERE ARE TWO?!?!" Reigen thought panicking, will there be more? That must be the reason why mob and serizawa went another way.

"hehe... You know I'm sure you have a lovely laugh~" the spirit said with a mischievous smile.

Reigen panicked more *What were they going to do?*He thought.

Just as he was going to protest he felt something slide down his ribs and that's when the spirit pulled the tentacle from his mouth.

"what the hehelI?!" Reigen said totally confused.

"Oh honey, we tickle those who pass by accident here, we like to hear people laugh" the spirit said calmly.

"WHAHAHAT?!" tickle?! He couldn't take that! he was embarrassed to admit it but he was very ticklish, dammit.

Suddenly he felt his shoes go off, *oh no* he thought.

"NOHOHOHO WAIHIHIHIT" one started to tickle his feet and the other one his ribs, *perfect" he thought.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO, MOHOHOHOB HEHEHEHELP" Reigen screamed desperately, what else could he do? He couldn't fight and all he wanted at that moment was for the tickling to stop.

"oohhh look how cute you look~" the Spirit said tickling his hips now.

*REALLY?! NOW THEY HAVE TO MOCK HIM?!* Reigen could feel his face heat up and turn red like a Tomato.

"NOHOHO I AM NOHOHOT CUHUHUTE STOHOHOP PLEHEHEHEASE" where the hell were mob and serizawa?! He couldn't stand another minute, they were tickling his feet, hips and ribs and also make fun on him! Was this his end...?-

"master...?"

Suddenly, the tickling stopped and he felt relief, what happened..? He turned his head and saw mob next to serizawa at the door, mob looked confused and serizawa a little nervous but with an amused look.

"mohohob! Help mee!" Reigen screamed thinking that everything was over, meanwhile the spirits were nervous and worried.

"What... happened to the spirit we sent to distract them...?" the spirit with tentacles ask clearly nervous.

"We exorcised him" mob said without hesitation, "we defeated him easily and then we got out but we didn't find reigen, then we went in the building to looked for him but there was no trace of him... Until we heard his laughter"

*oh...* Reigen thought, he think that his face couldn't be more red but it was, how embarrassing...

"oh well you'll see boy, we were tickling this kind gentleman, if you stop us we'll have to fight" the Spirit said tickling Reigen again but this time in the neck as a warning mode.

"AH! hahaha nohoho stohop! haha ​​mohohob! Serizahahawa! Stohohop thehehem! Haha" Reigen yelled, his neck wasn't so ticklish but they still drove him crazy.

*Mmm* mob thought, he wanted to help his master and continue with his day but... Somehow he felt he deserved it, for all the times when he called him with short time, he looked at serizawa who was still watching the scene funny and gave him a look of "if you want to" to which mob said.

"we are going to exorcise you, but we will give you 10 minutes with him, so that you can go in peace"

"WHAHAT?!?!" Reigen screamed with total betrayal, DAMN, they were going to pay for it! But he didn't have time to think when he suddenly felt tickled everywhere.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOB YOU TRAIHIHIDOHOR!"

"Well I guess it's better to die peacefully than fighting" the spirit said, knowing that before leaving he would tickle someone.

"Yes... I guess we have to take advantage of every second!" The other Spirit said pulling out more tentacles to attack every inch of reigen.

"DAHAHAMIHIHIT STOHOHOP HAHAHAHAHA" reigen could feel every part of his body being attacked, now he was completely crazy!

"HAHAHA SERIZAHAHAWA DOHOHO SOMETHIHIHING!" he yelled looking at serizawa thinking that he was his last hope.

"Well, I think this is better than fighting with the spirits right? Besides, it's just tickling, can't you bear it, Reigen?" Serizawa said, although he was nervous about what Reigen would do to them later, he was enjoying the moment.

*shit* reigen thought, who already had tears in his eyes from laughing, Why him? At that point he couldn't formulate words and the only thing he was doing was laugh and laugh.

The 10 minutes passed and the spirits complied and let go Reigen who was trying to catch his breath and too embarrassed to say anything.

"Thank you for at least letting us tickle him, by the way... Reigen right? Your laugh is adorable you should laugh more! And with that mob and serizawa eliminated the spirits.

"Okay, can we go now? Mob said which was already going to the exit next to serizawa.

"yehehes we should go now" reigen said still red, oh... They were going to pay one day.

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[floridagirlsmustdie]

possibly my most self-indulgent oc yet & guess what. she’s for obey me

[random-iz-stuff]

Wait...so remember that episode where Dib is talking to the Tallest on Zim's monitor--do the Tallest understand what he's saying and vise versa? OR did Zim give the Tallest a stack of info on Earth's culture and languages ahead of time and they now of a inkling of a understanding of Earth speak? I know they never had a proper conversation, but that post about irken languages got me thinking about it 🤔

I think it’s funnier if the answer is no. Because despite Dib talking to the Tallest non stop, the Tallest never reply. They just stare at Dib and talk to each other about the size of Dib’s head. So the Tallest are watching this small creature with a massive head excitingly make a bunch of noises at them that they don’t understand in the slightest.

Meanwhile Dib is calling the Tallest alien scum and asking for their planet’s coordinates.

[real-life-cloud]

im GOING to write today ........ i WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swordmaid]

so I was looking up the tenets for lolth’s paladins and I found this little list. not sure how canon exactly this is but I thought it was interesting -

kind of laughing that shri’iia does the exact opposite in act 1 which leads to her oath breaking. she girlflopped so badly lolth decides to drop her ass then prob hunt her ass down for being an embarrassment and a failure. like girly was not exerting her power at all - it’s her first time in the surface ever and she’s surrounded by people who could literally kill her any given moment (considering all the stories she heard abt how surface dwellers hates drow) not to mention that the tieflings you encounter when you see lae’zel were ready to attack you that just fueled her paranoia. > she was not sowing discord at all she was laying low and keeping her mouth shut …!! she has no allies here! and she doesn’t know where she is! and there’s an illithid tadpole in her head! it would be foolish of her to paint herself as an enemy when she’s already so out of her environment so she keeps her mouth shut … thoughts to herself … bides her time and sees who’s useful to her and who’s not … she can always get rid of the ones that she doesn’t need later but for now she’s seeing what she can work with first …… > have a plan… shri’iia had no plans…. at all. she was following lae’zel around because the crèche was her only lead … but then they mentioned a druid named halsin who’s a very good healer so she turned her objective to that … then a goblin mentions their priestess is a healer too so guess she’s looking for her as well… honestly who thought making the drow who’s never been to the surface and literally does not know where she is or what she's doing the leader of the group a good idea….. in my hc the leader is gale

[solradguy]

AI "artists" really are the modern day digital version of that kid in high school that'd trace art from printouts or from their classmates' works and say they drew it despite never having drawn a day in their life. Fuckin grifters

[six-of-ravens]

literally all i wanna do is work on my Master Plan for my birthday lol. it's literally just a day trip out of town but I'm so hype.