#Holy guck

[dawnleaf37]

CHEERY BLOSSOMS IN MINECARFT.

[heartz4hisch]

THE INTRO TO HOW YOU GET THE GIRL?!!!!!!!??

[tiredmagicalwarrior]

I LOVE THEM

why did chicken cross the road?

[anchoeritic]

bae do u prefer being called kells or kelly??!

i don’t mind either <3 but kelly makes me sound like a granny though apparently??? ?? !?!??!

[brown-little-robin]

I need to sleep for 70 hours and then maybe I'll feel not evil again

[divinemackerel]

also holy ahit just mentioning this bc i saw other ppl sorta talking about it earlier in regards to shipping, but the dsmp fandom kinda sucked in regards to how it treated transfems too. Like ok i loved the fandom like a brother but the only transfem rep was like, 90% of the time cranboo and 99.9% of yhe time that “rep” was her being dressed like a 50s housewife with a frankly ridiculous layering of gender stereotypes. Like, bwuh???? There qas this big attitude of “YEAH WERE SUPER QUEER” but ppl couldn’t imagine a transfem who didn’t have long hair and skirts and cook for her hubby, and couldn’t ship characters who were HEADCANONED found family. Deranged

[hachicoroika]

ITS HIM THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

[syn4k]

[arthurmorganson]

I FUCKING PASSED MY ENGLISH AND HISTORY EXAMS

[dawnleaf37]

minecraft

[1horrormoviewhore1]

Y'all they sent my new dildo and vibrator to the wrong place in so fucking pissed rn

[iworshipsappho]

HOLY SHIT THAT CATCH

[idkanametoputhere]

from the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return

anywho, floud and jade ssr groovies just droped

THE ARTISTS WOKE UP AND CHOSD INCREDIBLE SKILL OH MY GOD. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THESS

OH MY GUCKING GOD THESE ARE SO WELL MADE WTF I AM IN LOVE, NOT WITH THE CHARACTERS BUT WITH THE ART HOLY SHIT

AHHHHHHHSHSHSBSNJSKSOWIWUEHSBSBJZKZPSOSISJSBBGZHZISJSNEVHSOSPPQIWNSS

*explodes or smth idk*

[allpiesforourown]

i wish i had shizun in my ass so i could bounce on his pillar looney toons style with maximum efficiency and give him the holy moly hawk tuah glizzy gobbler suck guck guzzle cluck 9000 afterwards and i would do all this while in a double of his body so binghe could have 2 shizuns and if im lucky after im done bouncing on shizuns cucumber then binghe will give me the heavenly pillar cream supreme special! my hole can be a safe space just for them :)

You scored unexpectedly high here

[melodic-haze]

hey mootie.. first time im ever sending an ask HAHA i have to pour all my thoughts somewhere

i js wanna fuck changli with a strap HARD like holy shit it doesn’t even matter what position we’re in i need to be inside her AUUUUGH 😭😭😭

HI MOOTIE SORRY IT TOOK A WHILE 😭😭😭😭 I'M HONOURED THOUGH OMG uhfhgfhjdbddhd you're not the only one who needs her BAD like the. THE???? NEW UPDATE OH MY GUCKING GOD I'M SO WET

Need to plow her on literally any flat surface I could find like actually??? Looking all unfazed and everything with a smile as normal but ohhh that composure would be GONE REDUCED TO ASHES by the time you're done :333

I just. The fact that Changli'd actually LET you strap her in the first place?? Already an ego boost as is, but when she's practically clawing onto you, husky voice asking you to go faster and harder because she's capable of taking it???HELLOOOOOO yes please 🤤🤤 she'd rather handle things delicately but ohhhh NOT WITH YOU fugugugtfhrhfhrj