#Hoebi-Wan

[sailorkamino]

love clones seeing jedi act unjedi like for the first time. just imagine cody watching a video of drunk obi throwing it back on quinlan while anakin desperately tries to stop him.

[theonethatshidden]

Absolutely love characters you can mix and match others with. Build-a-ship

[shailion]

the couple references to it in the fics I've read and the Hoebi-wan-kenobi jokes made me curious what the average tumblr user thinks.

[mirbisduschoen]

I totally agree! Benthic Santas weren't even discovered until the 1970s, but many scientists now believe Christmas may have originally developed around hydrothermal vents and only later migrated to the surface. Vore is healthy, it balances your gut macrobiome. Skynet’s rectum has bluescreened. Them old TV's were built different. You used to be able to lick the static off them. The glorious seductive power of the microwave has enticed the Adeptus Mechanicus.

It was in Chile, "Mr. President, tomorrow is your meeting with the Santiago Flower Association, opening the new library, and America and Russia just nuked the world, apparently because the Good Idea Fairy told the Americans to make a killbot."

Hand ends, cup starts, cup ends, coffee starts. I end, you start. Man hook pants shart. Essays about toilets (threat) to an angry bathroom rug. My sack of flour is screaming, I feel like I should start keeping a tally of how many birds died to make Tatooine. Hoebi-Wan Kenobi. You can leave at any time through the door over there. It's a Louisville door, so you'll need to find a compatible knob. No, don't be silly, that one is a Lexington knob! Of course it won't fit.

Eyes where eyes don’t belong is why I can see inside my own rectum. The Earth's magnetic field is primarily generated by currents in the liquid outer core, though some geophysicists argue that an unexplained mismatch with models suggests that the Kinder toy contains a magnet.

Any electrician will warn you to first locate and flip the house's CAUSALITY circuit breaker before touching the CIRCUIT BREAKERS one. The problems started with my resolution next year to reject temporal causality. The mainstream dogma sparked a wave of dogmatic revisionism, and this revisionist mainstream dogmatism has now given way to a more rematic mainvisionist dogstream.

The timeline of Terminator looks like a sweater knitted by an angry robot having a psychotic break. A ballet troupe of naked butts with legs dancing Swan Lake.

Napalm Floo Flamethrower. Launch Napalm Floo at your enemies and watch them scream in agony as gaping holes open in their bodies (their flesh is teleported to some random location due to the Floo powder). Toe Lactation. Wetting Someone Else’s Pants. Dictators and Crustaceans Making Sweet Love.

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[himboskywalker]

Anakin to every person Hoebi-Wan mullet slut Kenobi has ever flirted with across the entire galaxy.

[tennessoui]

Jedi Council and king Anakin sending messages back and forth debating the exact shape of the birthmark on obi-wan's ass

the jedi council, during an eight hour session with quinlan vos:

anakin, when he gets the star wars email that perfectly describes the birthmark on obi-wan's ass and he has to let obi-wan go back for a few weeks, or else find a member of his elite guard that will let him tattoo the exact same birthmark on his ass:

[duncans-idahoe]

I think for Halloween I wanna be Hoebi Wan Kenobi

[himboskywalker]

okay but ewan mcgregor as obi wan genuinely annoys me, because listen,,, he did not have to make obi wan kenobi so fucking attractive I,,, swear,,, listen I have PRIORITIES, there’s stuff I should be doing, but no ewan mcgregor has to look Like That™. his lips?? his hair? in revenge of the sith obi wan’s hair just kills me bc the grey at the temples it’s attractive I hate it. when I first watched the prequels hayden was my crush but noo, now I’m simping for laser sword wizard man, thanks ewan.

YA’LL HAVE TO QUIT OPENING YOUR ASKS LIKE THIS. You guys are just trying to give me a coronary I can tell. 😂 But I feel you to the marrow of my bones anon—I too am simping for mullet slut McGregor. We love our Hoebi-Wan and his copper hair GRAYING AT THE TEMPLES—and his beautiful PERFECTLY STRAIGHT AND BLINDING SMILE—and when he does flash that lovely smile HE SHOWS EVERY TOOTH IN HIS HEAD—and his lovely blue eyes THAT TWINKLE WHEN HE LAUGHS—

We love that one lock of hair that falls rakishly onto his forehead and the ridiculous way he walks with his hips in those knee high riding boots. We love the little eyebrow cock he gives when he’s being sassy (which is all the time) and we especially love the dimple on his chin when he’s in baby mode with no beard.

Mr. I’m not brave enough for politics but throws myself out 100 story windows and is filled with unending patience,love,compassion,and tenderness. How can someone be so balls to the wall and so dumb,and yet also be so wickedly sharp and so balanced and even keeled? Riddle me that Mr. so uncivilized and I’m the paragon of Jedi virtues but also flirt with Sith and call them darling mid saber battle. Mr. I sit like a porn star in council meetings and take shots at seedy Coruscant lower level bars and took every step and measure to let Anakin come to his senses mid lava planet duel because he believed in him and offered him forgiveness till the very end. Mr. even after the other half of my soul murdered me and everything I stood for I still retained enough love and forgiveness for him to guide him to becoming a force ghost and spending eternity with me. Mr. I watched over the man’s children and dedicated the rest of my life to protecting his son and held the murderer of my master in my arms as he died. Mr. I lost everyone I ever loved but still somehow managed to remain unendingly good and light?

[redcowboy1]

Sith!Obi-Wan simply decided he was gonna be horny on main

[lilaccloudd]

Quinlan: I'm just saying, if we were going off looks alone and not all the murdering... Ventress could get it.

Obi-Wan: *eyebrow raise of judgement*

Quinlan: Don't look at me like that! You know I have a thing for zabraks!

Obi-Wan: You have a thing for every species you whore.

Quinlan (grinning like a madman): Takes one to know one, hoebi-wan

[treescantjump]

Happy Halloween from Hoebi-wan Kenobi 🎃

[tennessoui]

For tour treat me like one of your princesses prompt: even better would be if they both said they were fucking other people BUT in actual fact they’re not. They just don’t want the other to feel like they can’t do that or that they’re beholden to them cos this is CASUAL, duh. And they could totally fuck someone else if they wanted to... it’s just they don’t want to. It’s not that they have feelings for each other or it would feel like they were cheating. NO WAY. Cos once again, it’s purely FWB

(In reference to this post)

Ahhh ok ok um I love this so much but I also still love the idea of like….they’re seriously not pining this time. They’re just casually having sex because it feels good and the pining starts later, during the mission and afterwards as well

But to marry the two ideas, right, I think they probably do sleep with other people, but they’re both canceling dates as soon as the other says they’re down to fuck tonight. Obi-Wan is just a better kisser than some random guy in a club. Anakin is a sure thing who is amazing with his hands. Why leave the Temple for sex when sex you know is good is right there?

And when they do sleep with other people, the other is sort of not really waiting up for them when they come back and they don’t talk about it and it doesn’t feel like cheating, but it definitely sort of feels a bit like they’re doing something wrong.

[kraviolis]

quinlan, cody, rex, satine, jango, asajj, bail, hondo, cad bane-- ive seen people even make an argument for MAUL and now we've got TALA? this man is a whore

WHY does obi-wan have chemistry with so many people

[duncans-idahoe]

I did it.... I became Hoebi-Wan Kenobi

[rollinginthestars]

Not the hugest fan of how this turned out but oh well @treescantjump

Reference picture : https://treescantjump.tumblr.com/post/666599989658697728/happy-halloween-from-hoebi-wan-kenobi

Before I coloured in and the closeup of the face

Probably going to reblog and talk about the stuff I don’t like about it :))

[himboskywalker]

I’m not saying he’s walking with his hips...but he’s walking with his hips.

ok but Ewan McGregor strutting around in Obi-Wan’s knee-high riding boots really just… does something for me