#History meme

[eethok]

Fun fact but according to historians, tamagotchi were a popular commodity for noble ladies in the 14th century

[solarg0blin]

Ego, Miettam leviter pedis latere tangens: Mietta, movere, ne in te incurram

Mietta, oculis magnis: tu Miettae calcem IMPINGIS? illius corpori sicut folli calcem impingis?! eheu! eheu! In carcerem Mater conjiciatur! In carcerem in Mille Annos conjiciatur!!!!

Millions of thanks to @alda-rana for a much, much better translation

[its-not-a-pen]

first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?

3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.

[dimity-lawn]

[marcusnotbrutus]

based on recent events

[charlesoberonn]

[baebeylik]

[madame-helen]

[museeeuuuum]

[toaarcan]

It's that time of year again.

[galakteon]

something i made for lannes’s bday! sharing this here too!

[be-gay-find-cryptids]

Patterson and Gimlin meet Patty, 1967 (Colorized)

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Shitpost by me :)

[itsfunny-bcitstrue]

I love learning about history bc the failures of men amuse me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[golem-brigadier]

[dimity-lawn]