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ik this has been done too many times but I had to
#His cup says#“I survived the titanic and all I got was this stupid cup”#Marco li#marco li wilson#grant wilson#grant li wilson#lincoln li wilson#grant wilson x Marco li#grant wilson/Marco li#Meme#dndads spoilers#dndads season 2#dndads s2#alixdraws#fanart#dndads#dungeons and daddies
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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings
In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.
#what im saying is that if one jedi is mad at another#they will serve tea in a normal store bought boring looking teacup and not the wonky colourful child made ones#like they can feel the joy an creativity flow from the cups in the force amd it just makes tea time just so much better#so receiving tea in a store bought cup feels more lifeless (unless its a gift from a friend outside the temple or sth idk)#you know youve made it as a jedi when a youngling gifts you a teacup#yoda has multiple of those vitrine shelves to showcase his gigantic collection#Star Wars#obi wan kenobi#mace windu#shaak ti#plo koon#yoda#jedi council#mozza draws
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"That's Marshall Commander Fucker to you."
(The cup reads 'Fucker in charge of you fucking fucks' and yes, it was a gift, no he will not stop drinking from it)
#chaos draws#star wars fanart#commander cody#clone trooper#marshell commander cody#sw clone wars#it was so hard to decide what his cup should say#there were too many good options
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god help anyone who disrespected his queen
#fuck me i forgot one of his legs#shit#karniss#kar'niss#bg3#baldur's gate 3#drider#spider#I LOVE HIM OKAY#i wanna give him a cup of sleepy time tea#and point at the bear on the box and ask him if he likes the bear#(he would say yes)
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good morning Marshal Commander-
#commander fox#marshal commander fox#procreate#fanart#help I’ve fallen for the marshal commander#the clone wars#tcw#clone trooper#good morning fox#now say it back#okay I know his cup his large#leave me alone#I needed to make it fit his hands
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Transcript:
No... How can this be?
Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...
Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!
You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.
And now we’re going to get drunk together.
That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!
And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.
And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…
EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#please ignore chat saying 'oh brother this guy stinks' there are just being judgmental over the boxed wine#its cheaper ok. be nice. he got fired.#i want to get drunk off my ass with gabe it would not end well but i want to#chat how would v1 drink#option 1 - just pours it on themselves#option 2 - someone has to drink it and then v1 can absorb it from their blood#i think option 2. for. um. the plot :]#daddy's sippy cup implies that it could belong to the father but then he says its his favorite wine glass. the implications of this.#who is calling him daddy. other than himself. did he give himself that title#sweetie half my twitter timeline refers to you as their wife
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what an incredibly normal and not at all autistic thing to say! (lying)
#truly this is SO funny#casually questioning his bestie's religious beliefs and then genuinely being like “what?? did i say something??”#and then he KEEPS GOING with that train of thought#not because hes an asshole. in his head he is genuinely just making conversation. theres just something so autistic about him#also complete tangent but is it just me or is that glass of water between hotch and jj massive. is it the communal water cup or something#why is it so big#full disclosure these images are slightly out of order. the last image here is before hotch and jj's reactions#but it was funnier to order them like this#reid: hmm morgan do you think the reason youve never feared satan is because youve never actually believed in god?#everyone: ...#reid: :)#spencer reid#autistic spencer reid#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s03e08#lucky#this is NOT a hate post by the way. pre-diagnosis i absolutely would have done this.#even now knowing people consider it offensive i could see myself saying something like this#shoutout to offputting autistic people!!#criminal minds 3x8
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music is entirely subjective and it's literally impossible for anyone to have 'incorrect' opinions on what is and what isnt a good song. except for people who disagree with me personally, who are in a unique position to be Wrong. btw
#im listening to conan grays new album bc i swore loyalty to him on youtube back in 2016#and bc ive seen a lot of people say they didnt like it much when the singles have been some of his most interesting work so far#not all of his music has been my cup of tea over the years but whats not to like about this album!!#you dont like it when the curly haired boy sings low notes to 80s sounding backing tracks? you dont like synths? beepbeepboopboop?#unfortunately you are wrong. and i am right#personal
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the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.
#theres a lot more#but those videos exist in vertical and like wow yeah#obviously because of that honourable mentions:#ekky on the pole almost kicking luosty in the face falling on his ass while he gets hauled up by multiple cats and mikksy put his hat back#ekky calling forsy a perfect swede#ekky slowdancing with sasha at the club#ekky saying im below you to benny while pointing out his name#ekky showing off his tat every minute he can by pulling up his shorts at the parade and gave us an egregious look at his dick#the first time ekky and mikksy do the bumpy ritual and ekky grunts at each bump and goes I LIKE THAT#any practise day mini mic shenanigans i.e “forsy cuz i love him” “forsy but only with his shirt off”#when he went tarps off for his cupday because it was raining on the golfcourse#additionally when he shimmied the cup to feeling hot hot hot#that time he was wearing shorts that they were bunching up in the front and he had to “subtly” pick it out in front of a crowd of phins fans#that time he organised a sturgeon tagging trip and invited the boys who liked fishing and also monty for vibes#because fishing is his love language#oh letting maffhew pour champagne in his mouth at the club#feeling up stolie at the end of the parade and lifting up his shirt#drinking out of the cup with forsy and also feeding himself the champgane cam but forsy taking it away from him#him hugging senko into his stall#honestly anytime he brings up forsy whether its his footspeed/speed. his body.#or how blessed he is to play with him#and likening him to a greek god#please dont make me go on
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you asked me what i wanted, aimee wai
jim mcisaac / len redkoles / bruce bennett / bruce bennett / al bello / len redkoles / len redkoles / len redkoles / patrick smith / patrick smith / brian babineau
#claude giroux#philadelphia flyers#nhl#poetry#web weaving#sorry to sens g fans i need his flyers agony#IM HUNGRY AND I WANT IT ALL!!!!!#put this all next to the quote of him saying he always thought he would have more chances to win a cup later after losing as a rookie. yeah#camart#hockey poetry#text over images
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i am once again thinking of post-canon touch-starved binghe always needing to hold/touch/feel in some way shape or form sqq's body, doesnt matter what part, its all the same, as long as he can feel that shizun is alive alive alive and here with him, and even if he cant touch him with his own hands, his blood is the life in shizun's veins, keeping time and brushing against the front of his mind with relief that he can still feel him deep inside
but oh, when shizun reaches out first, the universe crumples to a fixed point where they connect, and nothing now can shake him, except the way that his shizun loves him, loves him, loves HIM!!
#svsss#bingqiu#luo binghe#listen i just got really emotional thinking about how much time binghe spent hugging a corpse as the only way he could be close to sqq#the way touch is something withheld and yet given so freely when its the two of them#lbh taking whatever he can get bc the world has shown him that it wont be given freely#sqq: [passing his cup while cracking his knuckles] hold my fucking tea [PATPATPATPATPATPATPAT-]#me holding up touch starved binghe to a furious sqq who will tear me to shreds for daring to touch his bingbaby: i just think theyre neat#i think it just also says a lot in a very small way about how much binghe has learned to live without and why he breaks down so often#binghe is just so 'image of big feline receiving kindness for the first time' coded to me
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Hello @canisalbus, have this wrinkled doodle of Machete
#very sorry about the look of it#it is in fact a little doodle on a corner of a sheet#which I found again because a cup of water fell on my stack of freehand phone sketches#so it not only wrinkled but it also have soggy colors#I managed to save all of my drawings#very sorry it's not a fancy nor high quality fan art#but I through I conveyed well his proud/annoyed look#(sorry not finding the exact word to convey what I'm trying go say)#well. hope you like it.#thank you for your art it's very good and inspiring and you're one of my fav artists#have a nice day
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lots of takes about rafa’s retirement (and by extension, roger/andy/serena’s too) and what shouldve been his last event etc but idk i think there’s something hopelessly poetic about all of them not really getting the fairytale ending but instead fighting to the bitter end. these legends would not have been where they are today if they weren’t willing to risk the perfect ending, and if it happens to end in defeat then who are we to say that takes away from what they have achieved?
#sorry i am easily swayed by the human spirit n the sheer stubbornness of it all!#love when athletes look destiny in the eye and say . fuck THAT ill do this another 10 years if i have to!!!#like if rafa wanted to retire at the top we would not have witnessed the career he has post 2014/2015#and i understand ppl fixating on davis cup since it is his last event but if u think ab it this entire szn has been a farewell tour no?#anw i get the complaints ab the tribute vid being rushed etc but rafa himself was also very vague ab his retirement timing#im not surprised if the organizers themselves were rushing to get everything tgt LOL
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"Gavin is shitty at his job cause he was seen using his phone during work"
Chris is seen assisting Gavin with his pc. Cleary it's not working.
I don't know how this is news to anybody but people are not restricted to only doing work on their computers. Smartphones can also be used for business purposes. Go figure
If, and it's a big IF, Gavin was on his phone doing something that had absolutely nothing to do with work, people judging him for that are the hugest fucking hypocrites. Can you honestly say with your entire being that you've NEVER slacked off during work hours? You've never gone on social media? You've never replied to a text? What, you've waited until an allocated break to do so? I call bull on anyone who tells me that they've never done this. I'm writing this at work right now.
#detroit: become human#dbh#gavin reed#I've said this before and I'll say it again#Gavin haters are so stupid#literally they just want a reason to hate him#hating Gavin for using his phone?#why not just hate him for littering cause he didn't throw his coffee cup away and left it on the break room table?#morons#mine#mine: texts#mine: dbh
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telling myself to continue on like normal and write like normal but how am i supposed to do that when i know my world is ending in 24 hours?
tw for tags: i accidentally rambled on and aired out all my grief for my dog
#ive known since the moment we got the cancer diagnosis id be losing him#it doesnt make it easier#tw pet loss#ive experienced a dog dying unexpectedly and now a planned death#i have decided there is no death thats easy. you'll always wish it went the other way.#in 24 hours ill be loading him into my car one last time#ill be joking about how heavy he is as i lift my 'heavy baby' into the backseat#i'll be babytalking him the entire drive and nearly dislocating my arm just to pet him at the red lights for the last time#i bought him reese's peanut butter cups. because he loves peanut butter and deserves to taste chocolate before he goes#i got him all his favorite treats. been feeding him all the meals he'd beg for that id say 'dogs cant have'#i just. this is hard. im losing my baby. my best friend.#the 'aggressive' boy no one wanted for 2 years until i came upon him and said 'hes coming home with me'#people keep telling me i dont have to be in the room when it happens but how could i do that?#how could i leave him alone this last time (arguably the most important time) when the day i brought him home#i made the promise that he'd never be alone again?#how could i do that when every time hes sick he wants me near him? puts his head in my lap?#how could i when during my roughest times he protected me so fiercely?#the only time he's been anything but a gentle giant has always been when he protects me#how could i not protect HIM one last time?#im sorry. im in my feels. this fucking sucks.
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baby reid is everything to me you don't get it. you can't take him from me. i wont let you. he's mine and he's in my pocket rn. i take him out at bedtime and tuck him in all nice and warm and smooch him on the forehead and spoon him. he's mine. back off.
#maeve says shit#baby reid makes me emotional actually#my baby my baby you're my baby say it to me#the carnal desire to tuck his hair behind his ears and cup his cheeks and smile at him and watch him get all flustered and smiley back#I NEED HIM#spencer reid#criminal minds#criminal minds fandom#spencer reid fandom#dr spencer reid#spencer reid criminal minds#criminal minds fanfiction#mgg
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