#His cup says

[alix-is-o-a-k]

ik this has been done too many times but I had to

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

[chaosdraws]

"That's Marshall Commander Fucker to you."

(The cup reads 'Fucker in charge of you fucking fucks' and yes, it was a gift, no he will not stop drinking from it)

[4ndeka]

god help anyone who disrespected his queen

[ghostymarni]

good morning Marshal Commander-

[branwinged]

seeing some prophecy discourse which has once again reminded me why i personally find the prospect of dany as the prince that was promised really compelling. and it makes the targaryens so much thematically richer. like, they only survived the doom through the power of prophecy and then the visions marked them forever and this thing, this blessing which gave generations of targaryens some existential meaning eventually morphed into a curse which brought so many of them great misery—"my brothers dreamed of dragons too, and the dreams killed them, every one." (aemon, affc) and in due course almost ended their line once again with rhaegar. but then dany happened.

almost four hundred years since the doom when prophecy saved them and nearly killed them again on the trident, dany was born. dany who carries echoes of all her targaryen ancestors within her. she's aegon the conqueror come again but she's also maegor the cruel when she promises the khals who had hurt her khalasar would die screaming. she's rhaenyra in her struggles to wield power and establish legitimacy as a woman, she shares her sense of egalitarianism with egg, and she drinks from the cup passed from rhaegar, i.e. inherits (what he once thought of) his narrative destiny to help defend the realms during the long night.

dany who is both their beginning, since she's the first targaryen created and introduced to us on page and the narrative end point of their dynasty. which reflects all the way into her arc being cyclical by design as it calls back to the foundation of the valyrian empire in essos—during the fifth war the freehold torched old ghis with dragonfire so nothing would grow there again and centuries later this girl, the last dragon, is going to help plant trees there again. it's not about retreading old ground or rejecting her house words but about redefining what it means to be the blood of the dragon. which is not to say all that came before her was meaningless since this recontextualisation is only possible through the three centuries of ancestral history weighing on her. and dany's very existence echoes back in time because the prophecy itself has influenced the lives of generations of targaryens. three hundred years of history, all the glory and the horror concentrated in this one person-point. the prince that was promised not simply as a figure of the long night but as someone who is the apotheosis of their house. dany as both their beginning and their end, because the iron throne is presently a symbol of stagnation, a world in stasis, and it has to go. no restoration, instead the old world dying in fire and a new world being born in the aftermath.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

No... How can this be?

Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...

Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!

You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.

And now we’re going to get drunk together.

That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!

And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.

And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…

EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.

Audio source

[frankiebirds]

what an incredibly normal and not at all autistic thing to say! (lying)

[sprolden]

music is entirely subjective and it's literally impossible for anyone to have 'incorrect' opinions on what is and what isnt a good song. except for people who disagree with me personally, who are in a unique position to be Wrong. btw

[ketolic]

sqhthisisfine.jpg

Promo art I made for Some Fleeting Oblivion that I nearly forgot about lmao

✅ Moshang, oneshot, T, 11.7k words

✅ Temporary Amnesia

✅ We’re already married but I forgor

✅ Poisoned again? It’s more likely than you think!

[ratatatastic]

the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.

[rouzys]

you asked me what i wanted, aimee wai

jim mcisaac / len redkoles / bruce bennett / bruce bennett / al bello / len redkoles / len redkoles / len redkoles / patrick smith / patrick smith / brian babineau

[morriganartblog]

Hello @canisalbus, have this wrinkled doodle of Machete

[treeprince]

i am once again thinking of post-canon touch-starved binghe always needing to hold/touch/feel in some way shape or form sqq's body, doesnt matter what part, its all the same, as long as he can feel that shizun is alive alive alive and here with him, and even if he cant touch him with his own hands, his blood is the life in shizun's veins, keeping time and brushing against the front of his mind with relief that he can still feel him deep inside

but oh, when shizun reaches out first, the universe crumples to a fixed point where they connect, and nothing now can shake him, except the way that his shizun loves him, loves him, loves HIM!!

[channelslam]

lots of takes about rafa’s retirement (and by extension, roger/andy/serena’s too) and what shouldve been his last event etc but idk i think there’s something hopelessly poetic about all of them not really getting the fairytale ending but instead fighting to the bitter end. these legends would not have been where they are today if they weren’t willing to risk the perfect ending, and if it happens to end in defeat then who are we to say that takes away from what they have achieved?

[reedeemable]

"Gavin is shitty at his job cause he was seen using his phone during work"

Chris is seen assisting Gavin with his pc. Cleary it's not working.

I don't know how this is news to anybody but people are not restricted to only doing work on their computers. Smartphones can also be used for business purposes. Go figure

If, and it's a big IF, Gavin was on his phone doing something that had absolutely nothing to do with work, people judging him for that are the hugest fucking hypocrites. Can you honestly say with your entire being that you've NEVER slacked off during work hours? You've never gone on social media? You've never replied to a text? What, you've waited until an allocated break to do so? I call bull on anyone who tells me that they've never done this. I'm writing this at work right now.