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redkoi1 · 2 months

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just fucking kill yourself already. no one wants you alive. you’re useless and worthless and I promise you’ll die alone and cold, so might as well speed up the process. you’re wasting the air of people who actually deserve to live.

Sounds like you're speaking for a collective

You're also 100% purely wrong so get your spine piked and stick with that why don't you

Genesis 6:5 [KJV] "And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually."

desperate faggot i play fanum tax and negate your ability-- i just negate your abilities. time to shove your ass into a locker-- i mean the shadow realm

It's funny how you think that's some kind o ultimatum for the ultimate utopia. Rebuked in the name of Christ

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hidingoutbackstage · 8 months

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The poor quality songs releasing solely on Spotify with no rhyme or reason to them…literally all other EAH and Mattel social media not saying anything about it…Allison Bloom not knowing what the hell is going on…MATTEL THEMSELVES CALLING THE SONGS AI GENERATED???

#sid rants #ever after high #literally what the hell is happening #cuz another thing is like #hypothetically someone DID hack the eah spotify (i don’t think that’s what happened but let’s pretend)#whoever was responsible for the spotify must still have access to it right?#if there WAS a hacker they have posted 3 songs in 3 weeks and fans have been kicking up a fuss #so surely mattel or whoever would have gotten the news and taken action #if this was not them doing it #it’s their account. even if they can’t take the songs down they can at least release a statement saying ‘hey it wasn’t us’#but we’ve just gotten NOTHING #it’s so bizarre

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autismmydearwatson · 3 months

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It's actually so funny that in Rebels season 3 Ezra goes to so much trouble making sure Thrawn, the guy who is famous for using art for military advantage, doesn't find Atollon by erasing it from the Empires maps, only for Thrawn to find it anyway by studying fucking folk art

#epic rap battles of history. adhd vs autism.#star wars #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #grand admiral thrawn #thrawn #zero hour #sw rebels #literally was like #ezra: with my super hacker brain i will sneak into thrawns office and erase atollon from his maps aaand wing it #thrawn: hey youll never believe what i found

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shivroy · 1 year

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most loved therefore most hated

i loooove death grips and also im a crazy person . tomgreg

#if you dont reblog this then what was the point #joking. because the point was just for me to see this picture #but hey. look at this #art #death grips #hacker #the money store #tomgreg #succession #succession fanart #greg hirsch #gregory hirsch #tom wambsgans #neo-reality. be the freak you want to see just dont follow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #GOT THE DNA OF GOTHIC LEMONS #im running headfirst into toms stummy and dying instantaneously upon impact #its not even that i dont KNOW why i made this its that i dont UNDERSTAND #do not know what was going on. but i love this tbh #hell yeah

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sicc-nasti · 1 year

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( Upload art you've done for ur friends instead of hiding it forever challenge )

If Hacker has a million fans, then I'm one of them. If Hacker has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Hacker has no fans, that means I'm dead. Hacker belongs to @kordbot obssesed with this sad little meow meow so dang much

#SORRY KORDIAN I HAVENT UPLOADED THIS #I HOPE ITS OK TO DO THAT #i miss wacker and feel goofy as hell for forgetting to put this on tumblr #but ahem i love this wet napkin man he is #anyways uhhhhh #tf2 oc #my art #friends oc #tf2 hacker #tf2 tenth class #tf2 tenth class oc #tf2 10th class #brodie found him sitting on some explosives shipment that came in #courier voice oh hey those are bombs ur sittiing on hacker voice oh that explains the beeping #and then they explode <3 together. yay friendship!#tf3

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unexpectedbrickattack · 11 months

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What the fuck? Titanfall 2 got an UPDATE??????? IN 2023??!!!!!!!!

#chattin #i booted it up for frontier defense #and they gave me a new map AND double xp #like ???#why are they doing this #i mean im GLAD! i LOVE this game #the servers were jank and they kept getting attacked by hackers but now the update fixed them permanently?#new bug fixes thats been there for years #new maps for frontier defense (thank god we were forgotten)#just. im stunned #i saw people say there may be a sequel in the works but i doubt bc um #we learned that they shut that shit down months ago and ive been mourning its loss #someone else said that it could be them prepping for a f2p model of the game #which like. it would Work. but really? rebooting a 6-7 yr old game w NO changes in it #i dunno if thats acceptable #but anything to keep it relevant and still garner support is whatever #it could also be them fixing it up so it can get numbers again. apex legends (disgusting game) got an update as well #so it couldve also fell in the eye of people. like hey if were connecting this to titanfall maybe we should freshen that up too #i dunno #just happy to have full lobbies #and matchmaking for hard frontier defense again 😭😭😭

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jatlokgwo · 3 months

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aaaaaand right when i calm down i get dmed a report ticked and the person that sent it says that they got people to mass report me on fimucking. discord.suppourt.hell

#pup talks #hey chat how are you chat #she said it was because a hacker used my url but like maam???? email me to check??? message me???#we used to be close friends but i left because she was always passive agressive to everyone and shes an aibro

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suddenrundown · 2 years

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eliot: “i’m gonna end up getting kicked and punched aren’t i? on your date”

hardison: “nooo, i promiiise”

#hey by the way i can construct ot3 narratives here #based on the inflection of *your* date like #not *my* date that i would go on if i went with you two this time but *your date*#its a stretch i know but its where im at #anyway PLEASE HARDISON'S INFLECTION NOO I PROMISSSS #otp: for morale #leverage #eliot spencer #alec hardison #otp: pretzels #parker #ot3: hitter hacker thief #leverage redemption #L2 spoilers #leverage redemption spoilers

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whilomm · 11 months

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im having to download a period app for the first time in years since switching to birth control and uuughhhh when did clue get so fucking annoying whys there so many pop ups. no i dont wanna pay for fucking clue premium stop asking.

im trying spot on now and its okay i guess but some of the reviews say its a lil buggy sometimes. the dinosaurs are fun at least.

idk at least its not pink but i kinda wish it had diff skins. i wanna period app thats fucking hacker green. yeah yeah the blue is calming and the red is accurate to the blood hell but i want a period app that looks like im hacking into the main frame and does jack shit besides tell me "hey blood is coming"

#buzzy #periods #period mention #idk why im posting this aside from hey if anyone knows a period hacker app lemme kno

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snailchimera · 6 months

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you know in some ways the new pokemon games *are* a marked improvement

think I just accidentally deeply annoyed someone via the following set of events:

playing Alpha Sapphire, doing trades before the wifi servers shut down

saw someone looking for Pokemon Y exclusives

showed them an Electrike

they never put anything else up so I figured they didn't want the Electrike

took forever trying to find other Y exclusives because I don't know what pokemon are Y exclusive off the top of my head

connection cut out, this one I think was accidental

after the connection cut out I put up a shoutout message asking if anyone wanted a Keldeo

Someone offers to trade with me

I don't notice it's the same person and assume they want the keldeo

they do not want the keldeo

however I am now locked into the keldeo

this also means I can't quit the trade

connection cut out, this time on purpose I think (I should have thought to do that)

tried to start a trade with them again

it times out

tried again

this time it was declined immediately

ScarVi may be buggy and unpolished at times, but at least it's never done that to me.

#Snail babble #Pokemon #3DS #pokemon oras #pokemon xy #Ryan if you're out there I'm sorry about that #but at least in 3 more days I will be physically incapable of irritating you even if I wanted to #I changed my mind about giving the keldeo away too so it really was a series of pointless nonsense #I love the old games and play them regularly but pokemon games Have Always Been Like This #they all have problems #and sometimes you encounter one that makes you really appreciate QoL changes in later games #hey remember when friendship and affection were two different things and you had to raise affection via minigame grinding #remember when bottlecaps didn't exist #or mints #or the ability to reliably check and breed for IVs so only hackers had 6IV pokemon #...that said I really love Alpha Sapphire and I'm gonna miss wonder trading #and seeing new secret bases #bring back secret bases dangit

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rars · 1 year

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I GOT MY DISCORD BACK :D

#i only had like what. 50+ messages of people responding to the hacker DMing them 'hey' -- oh my god.

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arolesbianism · 7 months

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So I may or may not have spent a good chunk of my day trying to learn how to look into onis code and while I may not have yet succeeded I will likely keep fucking around with shit tomorrow and if I manage to succeed it'll spell great doom for my sanity as oni becomes the interest I've officially poured the most effort into analyzing

#rat rambles #oni posting #for now I must sleep but hopefully tomorrow Ill figure out how to decompile files #the real question is going to be if Ill be able to do this on my shitty ass laptop or if Ill need to figure smth else out #I just want to be able to view stuff so ideally it won't make my laptop chug too bad but rly Im more worried abt space #I might have to try to do some cleanup and delete some shit maybe Ill go scan through the shit that came pre installed #and hey maybe if I can get this to work I can go mega hacker mode and tweak some stuff for funsies #probably wont since I don't wanna break my game and I dont trust myself but yknow #itd probably help if I actually retained any information from the Two programing classes I took when I was younger but alas #one of them was even specifically a video game programming class and lemme tell you I remember absolutely nothing #also from what little I was able to view without fancy applications I have no new info but I can finally fully put jean in the we 100% know #their last name zone cause while we definitely already 100% did Technically we only got jea- for first name confirmation #but theyre referred to as jean in a note in a bio bot story traits file ty whoever added the notes there #god I hope theres other notes in the files I want to read those so bad #btw this was all spurred by that one nails log that disappeared cause I have found a file that looks like it but I cant fully view it #and I desperately need to view it I need to view it #also if I can look in the code then in theory itll make copying down all the lore logs easier #also the datamining thread of the forums hasnt been particularly active so who knows maybe I can become a proper dataminer #(<- will not do that probably unless it turns out to be easier than I thought)#but admittedly I am interested in hunting for potential future update content even if I probably won't hunt too hard for it #again Im mostly just hunting for lore #hey maybe if Im lucky Ill find some genuinely new and usable information in that department #maybe the secrets of b363 and dr. holland lie in the files ooooo (they probably dont)#man it'd be nice if I had a proper pc itd make my life so much easier and my desk feel less enpty lol #in a world where I get to play videogames at a higher framerate than 10fps #I mean we do have some older computers laying around the house although theyre probably also crusty pieces of shit #idk maybe I can see if I can salvage one itd be nice to have a proper computer to fuck about with #Im sure my mom wouldn't mind as long as its one that hasnt been touched in years #which tbf I dont know how many options thatd leave me but we at least have one computer that could theoretically be usable #albiet its definitely packed with viruses from me and my siblings being dumb kids

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natasha-in-space · 1 year

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:･ﾟ✧:･. Mint Eye Idol festival doodles! :･ﾟ✧:･.

Looks like our Savior came up with a new event to gather more believers... Her eccentric mind never ceases to amaze. It's a good thing she has many trusted followers to help make her plan a dazzling reality. Let's take a look, shall we?

Or, in other words: me doodling cmc's just because it's fun :D

Natasha certainly never expected that becoming an idol would be part of her duty as Ray's assistant... Her life in Mint Eye gets more and more bizarre every day. But hey, she has an impressive talent for singing, and once she gets some much needed training, she has no problem charming potential believers with her radiant smile and beautiful voice. Although her stage presence still needs some work. Still, it helps to know that Ray is just as clueless as she is. It's somewhat fun to learn something new by his side!

And yes, I put her into Hatsune Miku's outfit. She loves Miku! Just embarrassed to admit it. It's a good thing their production and costume designer is a huge sweetheart.

Next up, we have the most skilled performer in the group! Hinata is the one responsible for training Ray and Natasha on their stage presence, as well as their dance routine. Apparently it's way harder than it looks, go figure! As someone who knows a thing or two about being an idol, she's the one in charge, which their Savior is more than pleased with. She knows that their idol festival is in good hands with Hinata taking the lead. Their recruitment mission is one of utmost importance, after all... Who would resist a sparkling idol taking your breath away on stage?

Meanwhile, Chaewon is in charge of security for the event. Since Ray will be performing on stage with Hinata and Natasha, his duties are temporarily handed over in her hands. While their Savior did suggest for her personal bodyguard to join the others on stage, it seems that she has no sense of rhythm whatsoever... much to her own embarrassment. She makes sure that everything goes smoothly and takes care of any... sleezy individuals lurking in the crowd.

And Lila did a wonderful job producing and planning the whole event. She's also the costume designer! It's thanks to her that everyone looks so dazzling on stage... Although, nobody expected for her to come up with such an unorthodox look for Mr. Ray. But, it works! Natasha seemed very charmed by his leather jacket in particular. And, to support Ray on his first ever performance on stage, she even created matching outfits for them! Ray may be nervous, but the entire room fades away once his eyes meet his precious tester in front of the crowd, cheering him on and looking up at him with stars in her eyes.

Hinata belongs to @rfaromance and Lila belongs to @marshmallowprotection

Natasha and Hinata were based off of my favorite Miku figurines: Hatsune Miku feat my little pony Bishoujo statue; Hatsune Miku: Symphony 2019 Ver.

Chaewon and Lila references by @CommiGtl on Twitter