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HOLY CRAP I WAS!!! I JUST CHECKED IT OUT- THATS THE ONE, OMG I THOUGHT IT DIDN'T EXSIST!!

Thank you so much, omg–

@thesarestofchasms, you are awesome, I was literally on the verge of wither giving up, or selling my soul to an evil eye god to gain the knowledge to just *find it*.

You're a saint, omg, have a GREAT DAY you beautiful person!!!

HEY! TMA PEOPLE! I WOULD LIKE HELP!

I'M TRYING TO FIND A COMIC I SAW LIKE– 2 YEARS AGO AND JUST REMEMBERED EXSISTED.

IT WAS A TIME-TRAVEL AU FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. BASICALLY S5 JON IS HELPING OUT S1 ARCHIVE CREW. (PRETTY SURE S5 MARTIN WAS THERE TOO, BUT I COULD BE MISREMEMBERING.)

I really want to see it again, but I have searched *literally* everywhere, and I feel like I only saw it in a dream at this point!!!

The art style was monochrome (black+white), kinda simple(?), and I remember the person making the comics switched from [drawing everything] to [making a few panels and writing the rest out as a fic/comic creation.]

If any of y'all know what I'm talking about, PLEASE tell me the original account or give me a link or SOMETHING because I am losing my mind here trying to find this!!

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HEY! TMA PEOPLE! I WOULD LIKE HELP!

I'M TRYING TO FIND A COMIC I SAW LIKE– 2 YEARS AGO AND JUST REMEMBERED EXSISTED.

IT WAS A TIME-TRAVEL AU FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. BASICALLY S5 JON IS HELPING OUT S1 ARCHIVE CREW. (PRETTY SURE S5 MARTIN WAS THERE TOO, BUT I COULD BE MISREMEMBERING.)

I really want to see it again, but I have searched *literally* everywhere, and I feel like I only saw it in a dream at this point!!!

The art style was monochrome (black+white), kinda simple(?), and I remember the person making the comics switched from [drawing everything] to [making a few panels and writing the rest out as a fic/comic creation.]

If any of y'all know what I'm talking about, PLEASE tell me the original account or give me a link or SOMETHING because I am losing my mind here trying to find this!!

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Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

characters

for

every

single

element

of the

periodic

table!

And also they made this

and this

*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

It’s like

superheros

(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

and humans

and there are

twins!!

And Bethoveen

THEY MADE THOR

And there’s also this which made me laugh

I can’t! 

(source)

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“approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year. this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds. or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.”

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do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around  

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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you should share my gofundme me I’m dying of bone condition lmao

https://gofund.me/c5ed679a

hope you get those bones figured out brother 🫡

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Hello, I am sorry for the inconvenience, but I must do this. Please, can you help me with any small amount? There is no house, no food, and no other necessities of life. Your donation may save a child from dying of hunger. You cannot imagine the difficulties of the life we ​​live in Gaza. 🚨💔 Is it possible for you to share my link on your sites so that people’s voice can reach people? Thank you very much ❤️🇵🇸 and I am sorry again On that 🙏🚑🚨

https://gofund.me/eb1d4499

👈🚨🚑🙏🇵🇸

freegaza#freepalestine#help#gofundlt#savepalestine

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Athena: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF MY TEMPLE! GET UP THERE!

Odysseus : *Climbing* THIS TEMPLE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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What kind of books you like to read? I personally enjoy classic literature and the works of Stephen King

Horror

I like horror novels

Steven king is ok don't get me wrong but I grew up from like elementary school amd onwards listening to his novels as audio books in my mom's car as she drove us places

I just finished "Into the Drowning Deep"

I personally love body horror and monsters

I also do love a good monster romance

But yeah I mostly read horror for novels

I do want to get into more monster romance stuff but I can't just go up to a librarian and ask for the weird romance stuff well I can but I probably wont get any good recs

I also read "tender is the flesh" I think that's the title pretty fucked up read i enjoyed it but don't read if you have a weak stomach

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  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

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Update on the situation.

Idk how, and I don't think I want to, but he somehow got it contained in a bottle?

Either way, it hasn't really been bothering him since, so I'd sat mission successful? I told him to bury it and throw salt and such in the box with it.

I'd like to start this out by saying this is not a joke. So please, give us some serious advice.

My friend is struggling with something. We're pretty sure it's a demon. Like, a-real-needs-to-fuck-off demon.

At first, it would just make his room uncomfortable or stink up the place, but since then, it's grabbed him, burned him, caused his muscles to lock up, and just cause pain.

We've just been chalking it up to whatever reasons we could give, but it happened again last night, and I think it's an actual demon now.

If not a demon, then an aggressive spirit who has lost the privilege to stay with my friend.

He cut himself on his 3D printer last night, woke up to the cut burning, and it was gone. He could smell grape and sulfur, too.

Regardless, we need to get rid of this thing, it's crossed so many lines, and it needs to go.

Any ideas?

Photo we got, and a few screenshots for proof (out of order, but still):

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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this is a golden pepe it appears only once in 20000 memes this is the rarest of the rare pepes reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again

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oh my god. oh my god. wait.

tim, martin, jon.

solider, poet, king.