#Hetalia lore

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Hi, can I request the darkest fantasies of yandere axis members?✨️

I love how you sent this 10 min after i started posting. I love you for it btw, you are now the subject of my yandereness. Congrats! (lol) I will also do the 2ps just for you:D

Anyways here are the fantasies!

1p Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt

So wants someone to be like a yandere towards him as well, in the bedroom preferably. Basically he wants to be loved like he loves, and he wants to be so secure in the relationship that he can give up all control in the bedroom sexy times

1p Italy/Feliciano Vargas

He wants to let go of all that holds him back and have the trust of his darling for free use basically, this doesn't mean he'll do something you have as a hard limit, it just means that he can do what he wants when he wants and you'll be eager and willing, to a certain extent of course. He doesn't want to really hurt you though

1p Japan/Kiku Honda

He knows this one isn't realistic as he doesn't have magic but he really wants to try to live out hardcore hentai scenarios like tentacles (he is in control of them)

2p Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt

The thought of having someone so devoted to him they would encourage him to kill anyone who looks at his partner is really hot to him. And then ofc fucking them so hard they need medical care while still loving it and begging for it.

2p Italy/Luciano Vargas

Blood, he wants to do all sorts of unspeakable things with blood, period blood, normal blood, doesn't matter. Though never to the point of a blood transfusion unless his blood is compatible and being used for it. The thought of you with his blood is a major turn on. But if you tried to leave him he'd do it if you don't have the same blood types, so you can never leave him

2p Japan/Kuro Honda

so i think for him and a childhood friend it would be to give each other a bit of your souls. Binding you forever, akin to soul mates, meaning that you can keep each other alive with this connection and all sorts of crazy things. And yes reaching out to touch the other's soul via this connection can be very pleasurable and is also part of his desire. The dark part of this is that he will basically own you, as he is proficient in soul magic, a magic anyone can do regardless of other magical abilities, also the hardest form of possible magic. He is so possessive that he wants to effectively own his partner for all eternity, woooo

Some Lore lol

so i haven't touched much on the magic system in my version of this world, but soul magic is what keeps 1p Prussia and 1p Romano alive, as their brothers unknowingly share a part of their souls with them, making that as long as the brother lives, so does said "should not be alive" country

Kuro knows this magic because he's an opportunist and he has a Katana blessed by the gods and it can take his victims souls (including his own, which is why he's super protective of it) and it powers him physically, making him dangerous as fuck. He's the last person you'd want to fuck with, and most of the other 2ps are not aware of this because he keeps his most powerful card a secret. He's not seen as a super powerful 2p, in reality he is one of if not the strongest, this comes through through many aspects, such as a high intelligence, tactical knowledge, charisma, and soul magic.

[acemapleeh]

So I think a fairly well accepted take on nations is that their animal companion gains the same immortality that the nation has for being in constant close proximity of them.

I propose that this also applies to clothing, furniture, paintings, homes, etc. Anything that fills their homes, their daily routines, and the same space as each other.

The degradation process is extremely slowed.

They're not indestructible but natural aging won't completely deteriorate these items held so close.

Museums are grateful for their touch of presence helps the items keep just a little longer and catch an extra gleam of youth.

In times of hardship, the items begin to show glimpses of the years that have really past.

[a-dorky-american]

Guys...

Guys...

G U Y S . . .

America writes his own newspapers???

[umahumahumah]

So like knowing how nations work in hetalia is it possible that someone has tried establishing a micronation in the hetaliaverse to manifest a country boyfriend

[arschbiene]

congrats on getting your other blog back!

Thank you, Anon! I felt like a baby without a bottle but on the bright side, I got inspired so here ya go

[forsoobado137]

I like thinking about what a check-up at the doctor's would be like for a nation. Like they get their knee hit with that little reflex mallet and the doctor is like "hmm, yes, something is up with the railroads in the south."

No but fr it's probably exactly like a normal physical except the doctor has to take into account the state of the economy or politics or any recent natural disasters. I feel like certain symptoms are like this:

Blizzard/cold wave = low body temp, mild frostbite, hypothermia in extreme cases

Capital crisis= cardiac arrest, fast pulse, high blood pressure

Disease outbreaks = whatever disease is widespread

Drought = dehydration, dry and flaking skin, rashes

Economic troubles/recession = common cold/fever, lethargy and fatigue

Flood = vomiting, kidney issues

Famine = malnourishment, hunger pains, eternal hunger

Earthquake = convulsions, dizziness, muscle cramps

Heatwave = heatstroke

Hurricane = dizziness, nausea, vomiting, shortness of breath

Political unrest = dizziness, nausea, headaches, stomach aches, mood swings, high blood pressure, auditory hallucinations, psychosis if severe

Tornado = dizziness, confusion, nausea, shortness of breath

Tsunamis = vomiting, dizziness, muscle cramps,

Volcanic eruptions = severe burns, high fever, coughing smoke, shortness of breath

Wildfires = burns, sometimes actual fire is visible, coughing smoke

And if there are any fatalities, other symptoms will show up depending on the death toll. symptoms such as PTSD, nightmares, hallucinations, and a profound sense of loss.

[hetalian-veteran]

I know there are fans out there who feel like Alfred F. Jones should speak exclusively with a Southern accent, but I like to think that he only slips into a Southern accent when he is either talking to people from the South or legitimately pissed off.

The reason I think this is because I grew up with a mama from South Carolina. And while her accent has sorta gone away after leaving the south in her early teens, it does occasionally come back during these three instances:

She's talkin' about her childhood home in South Carolina.

She's talkin' to her kinfolk from South Carolina.

She's nervous about somethin'. This often happens when she has to speak in front of a large crowd, like at church.

WHEN SHE IS ANGRY AS ALL HELL AND THERE AINT NOBODY SAVIN' YA!

I kid you not, anytime I heard my mom's southern accent as a kid, I knew to tread carefully; because there was a 50/50 chance she was probably angry lol. It's even gotten to a point where I myself will occasionally, and unintentionally, speak with a Southern accent whenever I'm agitated or upset. As well as when I speak about the south in general. (I like to call this my "inherited accent" lol).

But yeah. Can you imagine our boy Alfred getting super fed up and steamed during a meeting and shouting everyone down in the thickest, most furious-sounding southern accent you've ever heard?

Because I can. And it looks, and sounds, positively beautiful.

[tejennnn]

The distinguished patron of District 33 🕊️

Parrain/France with cognac, French brandy! 🇫🇷

Based on the Hennessy VS cognac.

When sketching, I wondered if I should draw him with Hennessy XO instead...

[monaluisa]

If they boink a human and have a child, the children are mortal; as for other nations, it's complicated. First off, there is such a skewed male to female ratio in Hetalia, so that's not helping. But let's use Greece as a case study. Greece is, according to the all-powerful Hetalia fanon, Ancient Greece's son. At this point, you could go down two routes: She got pregnant and gave birth to him, or he just kind of showed up and she adopted him. I personally go for the former because I think it's really cool to examine what relationships are like among the nations, and this makes Greece (Ancient Greece's son) the UK brothers (Britannia's sons) and Egypt (Ancient Egypt's son) some of the only characters with mothers, again because of the terrible male-to-female ratio in Hetalia.

The question is, who's Greece's dad? Ancient Rome would make a lot of sense, but like...does nation reproduction work like human reproduction (They have unprotected sex and have a kid, turns out the kid is also a nation and is here to stay) or was it like a Virgin Mary situation and she just became pregnant with Greece once she started to decline? And if the nations do reproduce like humans, is that why they're all gay? Like, it is a form of birth control to prevent the political chaos of new nations springing up all the time?

Tl;dr: Like most things in Hetalia, it's pretty complicated to figure out once you start deep-diving into it. Just run with something because fanon is stronger than canon in this fandom.

Just curious what the fandom thinks of the status of nations having kids, be it with other nations or with humans, and as it should be implied, this is in the context of a Standard Nationverse world, no human AUs or omegaverse or anything else as those are separate cases

[waahkohii]

(rkgk) a childish crush

[umahumahumah]

hey guys remember blue eyes russia? yeah that was kind of cursed, anyways my theory is that some way or another a purple-eyed imposter managed to weasel his way into his position early on

as to what happened to the original? nobody knows oooooo

[ask2ps]

i really wanna hear more about the 2ps possessing their 1ps?? do they swap bodies or does their original body just go limp?

a) it's not quite a "body swap." the phrase i've used in past writings for it is "overwriting." i think "suppression" would also be appropriate. the 1ps are, if all goes to plan, "put to sleep". they essentially become a repressed memory. oliver set it up like this because he didn't want the 1p nations trying to constantly win back their body. even so, some nations put up a real fight as they're overwritten (and maybe even a little after if they're strong/stubborn enough... ahem ahem america) italy is not one of them though, partially because 2p italy got him in his sleep.

b) yeah they just go limp lol . they're empty husks, now. free meat. england would try a bite if it canada would let him

[eggyeggyves]

Who’s guiding who? 🌙👁️

(Ludwig’s design is by @mossmyst hiieee moss >w< 🫶)

[arschbiene]

He got his shit rocked minutes later because he couldn't hide his snide prejudice/airs towards Tolys or Feliks. Based on a convo with @doomspiral where B/randenburg during the whole exchange of arguments for custody over duchal p/russia demonstrates why despite all his charm and elegance he has more enemies than he does friends

[forsoobado137]

I like to wonder what types of Wikipedia pages would be written in the Hetalia universe. Like obviously each nation would have there own dedicated Wikipedia page, but would there be separate pages dedicated to phenomena and maybe some scandals?

There would definitely be a 'List of Unusual Deaths' but for nations. Something tells me that China and England would be frequently featured on that list. China because he's very old, and England because he's both arrogant and doesn't give a shit anymore.

Or maybe the Jones-Braginsky effect, where it talks about what happens to nations in space. Maybe France has had so many police altercations during protests that there's an entire page dedicated to it (and the infobox image is a sexy mugshot).

I wish I knew how to make fake Wikipedia article images because I swear I would be pumping them out every 30 seconds.