#Help I’m going to explode
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*dies of cuteness overload*
like yes keep coexisting i like it
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GHHHHHRR….GHGHHHOSTNKNIFIRE……..GHHHRGHOOOSTNKMIFE…
#bandit's doodles#ghostknife#jrwi william#jrwi vyncent#I’m actually insane about them forever#and skittle skittlebugg’s posts have not helped that insanity#going through the ghostknife tag daily to see if there’s anything new to go crazy over#they’re so stupid and dear to me#first art post of the year and it’s ghostknife#setting the tone for the rest of the year methinks#I want to grab them and squeeze them like you squeeze a fragile stress ball that’s full of slime or smth#where you squeeze real hard but carefully because if you’re not then it will explode#Jrwi try not to make a heartbreaking romance between 2 pcs challenge level impossible#also the most ‘shippy’ art I think I’ve posted#I’ve done some vaguely fnc art and a little angelstone but this is new#anyway sobbing at the function over a dead boy and an otherworldly elf and their relationship#if you need me I’ll be on the floor#weeping
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Being asked ‘Why do you like running?’:
Normal people: Oh I found so much peace in the long miles! I love getting to move my body and work my cardio and just be so fast.
Me: I was tricked into it by the psychological warfare that is disguised as an audio drama exercise app. It has blorbos in it.
#Hey I love the physical act of running too man#If the app exploded tomorrow I would keep running bc I now love to run#But I had to be tricked into it at first#Hated it for years#But now I’m obsessed#Also I’m in great shape now so that helps :D#i-will-go-with-you-five#zombies run
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I’ve been forcing my husband to watch Dan and Phil all the time since this summer, made them go with me to TIT (they had the time of their life) and now they keep saying “im literally Phil, and you’re so Dan! :3” and every time Dan/phil do a flirty thing or have fake arguments that ends in laughing, or even if it’s just Dan screaming super loud and grabbing onto Phil they’ll go “that’s literally so us” and it’s gonna to kill me guys idk if I can handle this (I love my husband so much I’m gonna throw up)
#dan and phil#dnp#dnpgames#amazing phil#dan howell#dip and pip#i’m going to explode#I literally married the perfect person#I helped them accept they are NB#I put them in a dress for the first time#I will love this person till I die
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I need help finding a fic, I can’t find it anywhere else and I’m posting here for help.
It’s that one based off the post where the justice league are snooping around Constantine’s place while he runs inside for a hot second. In doing so they find the graves of Daniel Fenton and Ellie Fenton.
In the fic itself it goes differently, and the Justice league eventually get invited to the coronation of the newest Ghost king, who just so happens to be Johns middle child. I’m pretty sure somewhere in there, Dan threatens Batman or something? Maybe Superman tbh it’s been a while.
seriously any help finding this is greatly appreciated because I’m going to start tearing my hair out pretty soon here.
I’ve scoured my ao3 history, looked up the details I can remember on both here, ao3, and Google, and just started scrolling through maybe-adjacent tumblr tags and cannot find this one godforsaken fic. It’s been dayysss
Finally I’m posting, asking for help
please help
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#fic rec#Tracking down a fic#please help me#for the love of god#i’m going to explode
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i need jesus
#barry sloane#call of duty#captain john price#captain price#cod#hes so babygirl#hes so fine#i need him#i’m going insane#john price#HELP#LOOK AT HIM#grrrr bark woof#he could step on me and i'd thank him#i’m gonna explode#im in heat#i need him ungodly much#god forgive me#holy shit#barry just one chance please#barry paul sloane#barry price#captain johnathan price
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curvy/chubby! reader x Aragorn
Warnings: fem/afab reader, a little smut teehee
no cuz imagine curvy/chubby! Reader is arranged to marry Aragorn to make an alliance between both royal family’s, and he sees you and IMMEDIATELY his eyes dip down to your thighs and hips. You two got along great, there were close to no problems with your marriage! Except, well, the citizens didn’t quite like the thought of him marrying someone who had curves, instead of someone skinny. He told you not to pay any mind to them, because they didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, damn, that man worships you!!
Like, you can’t tell me he isn’t into the idea of breeding. He practically begs you to give him an heir! <3 everytime he sees you sprawled out on your shared bed, with nothing on.. it does things to him. And my god is that man into some dirty talk. Usually it’s something along the lines of “taking me so well, my love.” “Yeah? You’re going to give me an heir? Gunna let me fill you up?” RAHHH but can you blame him?? You’re perfectly built to be a mother, he’s not gunna let that chance slip away!! <3
#help my sanity#i need him#i’m going to explode#curvy girls#curvy reader#chubby reader#aragorn#aragorn x reader#aragorn x you#I’ll bear his kids idc#idk how to tag this#aragorn smut#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#sorry#I don’t mind being pregnant if it’s with him#wink wonk#lotr
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Grips my shirt and tears it apart so that all the buttons go flying and SCREAMS I love Law and Cora so much what the FUCK!!!!
#Shima speaks#SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE WALL. BREAKING THE PLASTER. LEAVING A HOLE#AGHHH. AGHHFHF HELP#Cora who saw a kid so angry and bitter at the world decided to throw away everything to save him despite the whole WORLD saying he couldn’t#Law who finally realized there’s still hope left in the world and hope left for him and there’s someone willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING#Just to save him. Just to give him a fighting chance. Just to let him be FREE#Law who came to realize how much Cora meant to him and how much love and care Cora had for him. Then losing all that in an INSTANT#The one person he cared about more than anything sacrificed his LIFE for him#And Law spent the next 13 YEARS working to avenge Cora…naming his pirate crew getting tattoos fashioning his Jolly Roger ALL after Cora#TATTOOS!!! HE GOT PERMANENT MARKINGS ON HIS BODY SYMBOLIZING CORA#I’M. GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE AND BLOW UP. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK#Oda writing the most epic revenge quest in history#They mean so much to me I’m GOING to die. Right here and now#Cora giving up everything for Law and Law giving up everything for Cora…THAT’S TRUE LOVE BABEY#No matter what kind of form it comes in that’s TRUE. LOVE. PERIODT#One Piece#Do you think Law still would have gotten tattoos symbolizing Cora if Cora had lived. I wonder about that sometimes.#I feel like he would. I feel like he’d wear them proudly and Cora would be SO embarrassed about it#Law’s not shy about shit like that he’d be super smug about it too#Law: You saved me and gave my life meaning why WOULDN’T I want to permanently mark my body to honor that#Cora: Because it’s embarrassing! Lawwww!!! 😭#Law: Too bad doing it anyway <3#Cora: You know what. Fine. But I’m getting a tattoo that symbolizes YOU#Law: PLEASE???#Cora: WH. WAIT THAT BACKFIRED THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REACT#Cora you NEED to match his freak okay.#I heavily hc Law to be absolutely unhinged over the people he cares about#Like scarily possessive AND obsessive kind of unhinged#He and Cora can have an unhealthy codependent relationship. As a treat <3#Okay shutting up now SORRY I’m just. Unwell. Sighs dramatically
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I am very new to tumblr and don’t understand it at all but have some Raphael doodles I did
#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt raph#help me what the heck is tumblr#i’m going to explode
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gggggghghghgh,,, drew @ll pf the p@per puppets s2 contest@nts bec@use uhhh,,,, yyyyeh@ :3
ssorry if @ny1 looks weird
#object show community#object shows#osc#osc art#bfdi#ppt2#my art#object show#i’m going insane#the hyperfixation is hyperfixating#send help#art#digital art#paper puppets take 2#i’m going to explode#explodes#dies cutely
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no i’m not GAY i just want to dress like a fucking 1900s NEWSBOY and wear a fucking NEWSBOY CAP and BRITCHES and get girls to like me IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
#newsies#switch “girls” with “racetrack higgins” and you’ve pretty much got spot conlon huh#please ignore this#send help#ive got a good excuse i’m losing my mind over here im going to EXPLODE#i’m gonna go boom#💥#i exploded :(#pansexual#bisexual#UGH I WANT TO WEAR A NEWSBOY CAP TO SCHOOL I WOULD LOOK SO SEXY#unfortunately ive actually got a good reputation at school#keyboard smash#shitpost#newsies broadway#newsies uk#yes this is for the newsies fans#and idk gay people#gay#musical theatre
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how to live a happy and fulfilling life when everyone around you is obsessed with shame and guilt and suffering
#i DO already know how - i’m just complaining#if one more person apologizes to me unnecessarily i think i will explode in a mass of blood and viscera#like. i’m legit gonna have trauma about this it makes me so mad lmaoooo#ALSO i’m FINALLY getting the ball rolling for my mom and mom-mom re: getting a home care person to help out#and she’s like ‘whoa… maybe i could go back to work…’#and it’s like. dude. HOW did you not seriously consider this until now????#you haven’t taken a vacation in three years because you think that to love is to suffer dude!!!!!!!#get help!!!!!!!!#or a home care aide at the very least…#never thought that applied statistics would be my escapism activity but here we are…#despite how shitty my high school years were i think 2024 is probably objectively gonna go down as the worst year of my life so far#but a lot of good has happened and is happening also#and i’m much stronger now than i was then#so you know…#we move forward
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it’s ridiculous how predictable my favorite character is. I see “dressed in all black” and start kicking my feet
#HEAD IN HANDS#by page 10 I was like oh I’m gonna love him <3#AND I DO#this is SO embarrassing#it’s SO cliche#someone explode me#there’s many variations of what a character who dresses in all black is#but 9/10 I go SO hard for them#and SELWYN IS NO DIFFERENT GOD HELP ME
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Me rn because I have work, a meeting with Human Resources, five final projects and two weeks of exams coming up:
#someone help me#I can’t keep up#I feel like my head is going to explode#I’m not made for adult stuff#it’s so bad#I want to quit school#and my Job too#austin butler#austinbutler
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does anyone want to reassure me about my flight tomorrow i am So Scared
#the more i fly the more afraid i get of flying which makes no sense#but i am completely convinced the plane is going to fall apart or we’re going to flat spin and fall out of the sky#or hit another plane in the air or the engines will explode etc#and no amount of rationality helps whatsoever 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#also i’m flying in a boeing so that is not helping my anxiety thank you mainstream media#i have to be up in like 4 hours#uuuuuugh#me reading every /fearofflying post on reddit all night
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:((((((( hhhhhhhhh now i’m thinking of the jjk blorbos with a touch starved reader ……. i rlly wanna write some hcs ……………. this is all mickey’s fault…………………
#moots being bad influences on me as usual 😔#i can never live in peace my wips keep growing every single day bc of them#I’M JUST ……#i did talk abt it a little bit in that one ask but. i need. to go into detail#abt the characters who would be the best at easing you into it…………..#obv i’m adding sashisu but LIKE . also nobara….. and yuji………#does that mean i have to add gumi . i can’t separate them but …. would that little touch starved loser rlly be able to help… 🤨#you accidentally brush your hands together and both explode at the same time <3#ari noises ✩
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