#Helluva Boss Mammon Headcanons

[gimme-a-thrust]

Headcanon requests, what are Mammon's views on Blitzo?

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Mammon's Thoughts On Blitzo

Mammon sees him as a deficit. Fizzarolli was always the draw to Loo Loo Land and Blitzo wasn't good at things he wanted him to be. With him being a drain on his finances, he doesn't think that he's worth the trouble or paycheck.

However, it isn't anything personal. Mammon is more or less ambivalent to him and doesn't harbor any hard feelings. If Blitzo doesn't make him extra money, then he isn't worth it, but he doesn't hate him or anything.

[lemoncakedoodles]

It would be awesome if Lucifer makes his grand debut in Helluva Boss in some important event with all of the sins, everyone’s like “where’s Lucifer?” Until he sleepily stumbles in wearing duck pyjamas, holding a cup of coffee, a duck plush, and a fidget toy, sits in his throne and proceeds to quietly listen to the meeting without talking to anyone, and everyone’s normal about it because

1. He’s the king of hell, what are they gonna do to stop him?

2. Everyone knows he’s depressed, they aren’t gonna call him out when they know it was already hard for him to come in the first place.

3. They admire his courage and all of the sins are jealous, and they all decide to go in onesies to match him next time.

[petitprincess1]

so what are your thoughts/headcanons about the Seven Sins interacting with each other? I'm dying to know.

Yes! I've broken in!

Lucifer has made special eye masks for each one of Bel's eyes, just to make sure she's getting as much rest as she can. It can't be easy running a hospital.

To add on to that, he also introduced fidget toys to Mammon when he realized that he had a hard time concentrating. He could easily relate.

The Sins all are secretly into each other, but also know that they are kinda but not really related. Ofc, there are some that have no shame like Mam and Bee.

All the Sins immediately become softies around Charlie. They're just so happy to be around their niece, even if they don't entirely agree with her plans.

They all have met Vaggie and accepted her, considering LuLu is a fallen angel himself. Mammon possibly also tried to get her to work for him, which he was met with a knee-jerk punch to the face by Charlie.

They have all met Alastor. .....They wished they hadn't.

Levi hosts karaoke nights, Bee supplies the food and drinks, Mammon pays for the venue, Asmodeus has the music, Satan and Lu are forced, and Bel has hangover cures for everyone afterward.

Everyone in the group is a firecracker of emotions, but when Bel gets angry...they all experience F E A R.

Lucifer has arm-wrestled each Sin and won, except for Bel. He lets her win and she gets excited each time.

Someone has done the whole "touching, not touching" thing to annoy someone. Those people might be Mammon and Ozzie.

Leviathan has had many problems with her self-image and each Sin, except for Mamm, has helped her out.

Mammon secretly wants to get along with his family, but he also has an image to protect. He's super conflicted 😐

Satan enjoyed playing dolls with Charlie. She had...quite an imagination that he wasn't expecting. (Anyone who has played with dolls knows what I'm talking about x3c)

And that's all I'll put down. For now :3 Maybe a part two? :3c

[redfluffz]

So I will answer three question of yours ( @flowrpeachfrida142657dg ) in a three parted comic. So let's gooooo ....

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

7 VS 7 Hellish 6 VS Heavenly 6

They all do not like Mammon. At all. Nu uh. Freak did to much in the past ...

Yeah sooo let's start with Michael. He doesn't like them, but he doesn't hate them ... soo aslong as they don't interfer in Gods plan everything is fine. And of course aslong as Lucifer won't take any harm.

Gabriel would be good with Satan the most. They both share similar interests and character traits. And the others, well it is similar to Mike. Aslong as they don't interfer, everything is fine.

Raphael and Belle would get along ... Belle is most of the time annoyed of Raphs happy and friendly attitude, but she respects him for his insane knowledge. And Raph is the type of guy who gets along with everyone. He would survive 24 hours with Mam, but then even his patience is gone.

Azrael and the sins are knowing each other for a long time. They're no real friends, but actually good with each other. Az can survive a week with Mam.

Ariel would be terrified by them all and since Ozzie seems to be the most caring and "softest" guys out of the seven, they would get along pretty well. Ariel would teach Mam some manners after a long time and when innocent creatures got involved. @thornwolfy235 your idea of the Fluttershy vibes kicked hard. I'm going full in with it. Thanks.

Joph. Yeah well. DiSGustINg. Ewww. And ew.

As always thanks for asking! ✨️

[obeymefictionwriting]

Brothers on Your Anniversary!

This blog honestly gives me so much life, thank you so much for reading and enjoying it! I hope you'll love this hc as much as I do <3

Lucifer

Lucifer has been planning your anniversary like half a year in advance

Meaning, the guy is C O N F I D E N T

You might think he'd be the type to take you to a fancy restaurant and such but he will actually plan the date according to your specific preferences

Doesn't mean he won't get you a huge-ass bouquet with the rarest Devildom flowers

Is actually pretty nervous since it's his first ever anniversary in a relationship and he is a control freak and want it to be perfect for you

Will kiss your knuckles softly and will then twirl you around, effortlessly spinning you in a smooth dance

Gifts you an intricate and beautiful pendant with his love confession engraved on it

"I'm looking forward to the eternity with you by my side, my love"

Mammon

The day will be 10000000% dedicated to you

Shopping spree, any restaurant you want, any activity you wish to try - just say a word

Holding hands 24/7 everywhere, proudly showing you to literally EVERYONE

"Dat's right, dat's my baby and damn we hit 1 year together!"

Is so proud of you being near him that he almost tears up

Poor boy has never had a relationship and is now determined to keep you forever

At the end of the night, will blush heavily as he wraps his arms around your waist and leans in for a kiss

"I'm s-so happy we are t-together...Thanks for dealing with my dumb ass..."

Levi

Decides to surprise you with a kick-ass 3-course dinner cooked entirely by him, obviously

Is EXTREMELY nervous but tries not to show it

Gets you a matching set of pjs and a super cute necklace

Proposes to watch some anime or movies and secretly hopes you'd say yes, because he doesn't feel like going out and wants to be just the two of you this evening

Holds your hand all the time

Plays with your hair lazily and grins

"Can't believe got a person like you to be my partner"

Satan

Classic romance is his thing

Be sure he'll take you to a small and cozy but ridiculously expensive place

He'll insist you two dress up because "the occasion is so very special"

Out of all brothers, is most likely to propose on your anniversary

After dinner, will probably take you to the nearest park; champagne and blanket ready

(oops, a momentary cat distraction)

Showers you with affection and can't keep his hands and eyes off you

"Kitten, I'm honored to be loved by someone like you"

Asmodeus

Mhmmm an anniversary... so exciting!

Plans out a whole day dedicated just to you two

Spa, fancy dinner, shopping, massage - all included!

It's the first time ever for him to care so much about someone else and he is dedicated to make this day unforgettable

"I have a special something just for you"

RENTS THE WHOLE RESTAURANT TO SLOW-DANCE WITH YOU IN THE CANDLE LIGHT

"Honey, you have immense power over me and I surrender to you now and forever"

Beelzebub

He loves you so much that he actually wants to make it NOT about food

The things is, he has no idea what else to do... like... sports, maybe?

You notice how tensed he is and directly ask what's up

Reluctantly agrees to your offer to just eat somewhere and then cuddle home with snacks

"I tried to think of something unique because you deserve the best"

Wraps his hands around you and won't let go

Offers you head massage and just uses any excuse to touch you

"Y'know... You are my dearest person"

Belphie

Actually MAKES AN EFFORT

An attic, stargazing, a bottle of wine, and amazing fruits and sweets - just how good does it sound?

Presents you with a photo album filled with your mutual photos; a sweet note going with every photo

"You made my life full of memories that I'd cherish forever"

Kisses you softly all the time and braids your hair delicately

Loves this moment of peace and happiness but is a teeny tiny bit worried you might have preferred something more outdoorsy

"Just stay with me always, okay?"

[ema0rsully]

I’m very confused,

I don't know what animal Belphegor is. I thought at first she was a sheep. But then, I’m seeing on other social media platforms that she’s a llama.

So these are llamas, right? Belphegor does have the resemblance of a llama because of the long fluffy neck and hair.

But then.. she has horns. Her horns retract so maybe it's just a Hell thing, y’know. Them being demons and all. Then I thought, “Oh, you dumb fool! She’s probably an alpaca. They probably have horns.”

They don't. Actually, Belphagor could be more of an alpaca considering how fully she is. However, by looking at her side profiles, her nose/snout looks more like a llama than an alpaca.

And then there’s the theory that she has multiple arms like Beelzebub. So maybe, this is a hard maybe, she’s a hybrid of both a llama and a sheep or goat.

I’m saying goat because, hello, we’re in Hell. And also the fact certain goats have long ears like hers. Same goes with some sheeps.

I like to think she’s one of these goats/sheep to resemble the black parts of her hands and the end of her ears. Although, I think it’d make more sense if she’s a goat ngl. Even before we saw Belphegor’s current design, fannon art is often her as a goat.

So I decided to google what does a llama and goat symbolise.

I see that the llama and the goat resembles her perfectly.

The llama symbolises community, endurance and gentle strength. Just by looking at the Sloth Ring, they have a sense of community, unlike other rings. They probably have a lot of endurance when you see the type of jobs they have. Gentle kindness? I don't know, maybe it's part of her personality. We’ll probably see more of that in the future.

The goat on the other hand symbolises fertility, health and prosperity. Health definitely, Belphegor has a whole hospital and makes medicine/drugs for the whole of Hell. Prosperity, well, I wouldn’t say with confidence that the Sloth Ring is the most prosperous compared to other rings, but it definitely looks nicer and more progressive than other rings.

Fertility, I don't know. I don't know if Belphegor is a mom but she does seem to give off mom vibes. Also, it might not be fertility as in able to conceive children, I’m thinking fertility as in productiveness. Belphegor does produce and provide a lot of things. Her people do too when it comes to service.

If she is somewhat a llama, I’d like to think her spit has some kind of healing effect. Maybe half the medicine in Hell has her spit in it, disgusting I know, but it makes a nice headcanon. Or, maybe when she spits, she spits out candle wax. And whenever the candle wax spit lands anywhere, a candle grows or a flame erupts.

I’d be cute that when she made her first hellborn, all she did to differentiate her hellborns from other hellborns was spit on their heads to make a candle grow. 🕯️

[colourstreakgryffin]

Idk if requests are open but if they are may I request a Mammon x plus sized curvy reader with AuHDHD if that's alright?

Oh… darn. Well, Mammon probably won’t be lenient or nice about it. He is that type of guy so whilst he’s a bit offensive, I hope it’ll be okay. I’m not personally mocking being plus sized or having AuHDHD, I just doubt Mammon would be nice about it at first— but anyway

Mammon- Greatest Self

Straight up… Mammon is pretty goddamn crude and a big selfish bastard. He doesn’t apologise for anything he does and he doesn’t regret being judgemental or discriminative since he only cares for himself

So, when he sees you… a ‘unappealing plus sized brat with a fucked up head’ that’s apparently his new employee, has him apathetic and disinterested so he doesn’t even care to be nice nor ease up his toxicity as your boss

Mammon didn’t really fear insulting your physical body or your psychological issues. He finds both of them very annoying and he cannot bring himself to be patient with you, so for the first few months he had you hired. He treated you badly…

However, for the first time in his life, the Sin of Greed… genuinely felt something bad for somebody else upon making his nasty remarks when he saw the way you were upset over him

Mammon doesn’t know why but he ended up changing his attitude with you since he couldn’t take the sharp stabs in his heart anymore! He can’t insult you without hurting himself. Eventually, he completely silences his bad treatment and tries his best to compliment you

Mammon actually really don’t believe that disorders exist at all and when you, when gaining back trust to your Circus-decored sin boss, explain what AuHDHD is… he does his end to not laugh at the nonsense and listens up. He doesn’t get all this medicine and this treatments yet he keeps trying to understand you anyway

Mammon likes his people attractive and thin and curvy. Whilst he doesn’t think plus sized is attractive at first, he also thinks that there is a POSSIBLE chance that a plus sized curvy person can be hot and eventually, he does view you that way… your plush curves is soft and squishable

Honestly, he thirsts over you like crazy. Mammon loves to kiss and suck your soft plus-sized belly and waist. Feel your bigger thighs and your nice thick ass… he loves the same you feel, you’re amazing and he basically pants over your body

This is a lot less sexual but romantic passion, Mammon doesn’t find anybody sexually thriving but romantically thriving. It’s why he likes your body, he likes to dress you up and put you nice clothing and shoes… oh, it makes him flutter!

Don’t worry, Mammon will NEVER let anybody insult your body or your conditions! He did previously but he doesn’t anymore since you’re now his beloved partner so if anybody even dares to make fun of you, he’ll devour them whole with no hesitation whatsoever

NOBODY hurts his beloved little kitten!

Mammon is the type of pampering lover, he enjoys giving you all kinds of wonderful presents and items pretty much 24/7 since his love language is in the form of ‘receiving gifts’. It’s spoiling but it’s his best strength, getting the best things since whilst he hates spending money. He’ll spend it on him and you

Mammon is not usually a patient man at all but he is always doing his best for you since he has some weird obsession over you that he can’t explain at al! He does his best to be patient with your conditions and understand your different attitudes aren’t intentional… even if your tones may offend him

Mammon may like you a lot but he is still a awfully greedy money-eyed prick so he’ll market you in whatever your best skill is so he can profit from it but he will gladly give you… a proportion of that income gain. He only slightly exploits you where he exploits everybody 100%

Mammon enjoys having you match him in clothing or accessorises! So, he likes to get you to wear whatever he is at the time, I’m afraid you’ll have to get use to this little cute thing until he gets bored of it… which will probably take some time so he’ll make you his Mini Me and admire how cute you look!

Mammon treats you like a Prince/Princess/Royal amongst the workplace so you get special privileges, and his employees do as you want when you want by his command. If you’re hungry, they give you food first. If you need time alone to handle your AuDHD, they are to leave right away

Mammon personally doesn’t think you need to do anything for anybody else so when you tell him, after a long day, about people saying you need to lose your weight. He’ll basically say; ‘you don’t need to change for anybody’ but if you ever want to change your plus-sized form, he’ll be there to support you… in the most Mammon way

Now. To top up your relationship with the Aussie Greed King, Mammon is not the most perfect boyfriend and he’s always trying to improve his ugliest traits to not hurt your feelings so he needs time but he does love you and he’ll show it

“Eh? Do’n wan’a perform this year, babe? Ya’d make a’ adorable one, ya know. Crikey, crikey. Ay, I was just saying, doll… don’t need to hiss at me like that. Lucifer’s will. Would ma’ performin’ with ya help at all?”

[djljpanda]

can you do general Mammon relationship headcanons with gn! reader?

Mammon X Gn Reader

You two give off like king Henry iii and Anne Boleyn vibes

Mammon might just have wanted at first probably cause you were hot but after all the money, gold, jewelry, and luxury items you turned down it was more on an obsession

I think you started to date him because when man tried to flirt with you he was just a loser and you like losers so you gave it a shot

Even while dating you played the hard to get card so you had this prince wrapped around your finger

You are both his sugar baby and sugar daddy/mommy/ guardian

When man tries to make you think like you are worthless you always make it seem like he needed you and you didn’t him

This relationship may start of toxic but you two did start to get along seeing how you two can stand each other more and the sex was greater after that

Mammon would like to show you off making you seem more valuable than gold itself

You were more like his sexy secretary that also looks after all the stuff that Mammon may push to the side just to make sure it wasn’t important

I think you were like the caring mom when it came to Fizz and Mammon and was just the stepdad who would only do things for the kid only to be in the good graces of the mom

You do make Mammon a better man but he only says he will be a better man for you and you just answer with a “good enough”

For some reason I see Morticia and Gomez and La Muerte and Xibalba as like a quick summary of you two

[te5te5te5p0t]

Hi! I would conduct sacrificial rituals for some Mammon smut

I need to be picked up and tossed around by big spider man :3

YEEESDSSSS JESYES MAMMON SMUT 🎉 (happy thank, eat turkey and cranberry)

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Content- nsfw headcanons, feeding kink, weight gain mention, ew sorry about that, watching porn, overstim, size difference mentions

He prefers to dominate, doing most of the work- he wouldn't call it work though, due to the size difference.

It's unfortunate that the physical differences between Mammon and yourself are too great for traditional sex, but that only encourages creativity in his mind.

He's a bit of a feeder, he likes to see you full and happy. Mammon also has a sort or oral fixation, likes to watch you snack on grapes or chips or chocolate. He thinks it's silly and adorable when you bite off more than you can chew. He won't feed you to the point of discomfort. Mammon's not going to forgive himself if you're upset over your body changing. But he'll be quietly enjoying when you gain just a couple pounds<3

You finishing will almost never mark the end of a session with Mammon. He likes to watch porn with you, have you lay on top of him while he touches you. He loves to see that overstimulated look on your face when you cum and he just doesn't stop the little ministrations, little tears in your eyes when you grip onto his hands and squirm

Once he decides that's enough, he'll pick your limp body up and sit you on his face, making sure to clean you up. If you're not twitchy and whimpering by the end, he didn't do well enough.

In spite of being the overlord of greed, he prefers having his own hands on himself instead of yours, being a little bit of a service top. He'll never reject the idea of you touching him, but sometimes he just likes getting you off in the morning and thinking about it the rest of the day.

[vikkirosko]

Hello. Can I request Mammon, Andrealphus, Ozzie (+ Fizz), Husk and Vox with sinner S/O, who can reader others auras (like Dawn from Total Drama) and could do this even as a human?

Headcanons Auras

🃏 Husk x Reader 🥃

You and Husk met at the hotel. You were one of the first guests there, and the only one who really believed that there was an opportunity to atone for sins. However, there was something else that seemed strange to others. You could read other people's auras

Your words about reading auras were like you could do magic. He didn't know how true your words were, but it reminded him of the time when he was alive. You didn't look like magicians who staged magic shows, but you were able to arouse his curiosity, so he, with quite real enthusiasm, asked you about your abilities, which turned out to be quite real

You told him that you could read auras seemingly from birth. Because of this, you used to have a lot of problems and you used to hide it. When you told him about it, you said you wanted to do something very important. Husk didn't immediately understand what you meant, but he quickly understood why you warned him, because the important thing was hugs. You hugged him, quietly telling him that you had noticed from your first meeting how sad his aura was

If there was someone else next to you, he would have pushed you away, but now you were alone, so he hesitantly hugged you back. He didn't admit that you seemed like a nice person to him, and now he wasn't ready to admit that his heart felt warm from your care. You saw how hard it was for him and sincerely wanted to support and help him. For Husk, who was used to numbing the pain of alcohol, it meant a lot

🖥 Vox x Reader 📱

You met Vox thanks to Velvet. You worked for her, often accompanying her and quite often helping Velvet. At first, Vox didn't pay attention to you, but he wondered why she kept you next to her. Velvet told him that one of the reasons was that he saw the auras of others

At first, Vox did not believe what Velvet told him, and at some point forgot about it completely. He remembered this when he came irritated to a meeting with Velvet and Valentino. They were both late, but you were in the room. Vox hid his irritation well, which only intensified, but you said that Velvet and Valentino would come very soon. When Vox told you that he didn't care at all, you told him that it wasn't true and that his aura spoke more honestly about him than his words

You could actually read the auras of others. It was with you even before your death and often helped you, both before and after death. Vox started taking you with him a lot, even if he wasn't planning on going anywhere. Velvet was initially outraged, because you were her subordinate, but over time she stopped worrying too much about it. You told Vox about auras, and over time your topics of conversation began to change. He was more interested in your personality than your ability to read auras, even though he considered it a useful skill

Vox himself did not notice how his interest in you began to have more than just a business character. He wanted to get to know you better. He wasn't ready to admit to himself or others that it was more than just an interest, but it wasn't as easy to hide it from you as it seemed to him

🦚 Andrealphus x Reader ❄️

Your acquaintance with Andrealphus was due to his sister. He was very surprised that she was communicating with an ordinary sinner. It could only mean that you stood out among them in some way, and that piqued his curiosity. Outwardly, you seemed like an ordinary sinner. You were quiet, calm, but you guessed the moods of the people around you with amazing accuracy. When Andrealphus asked you directly about this, you honestly told him that you can read other people's auras

At first, your words seemed to him nonsense, but when you said something about him that even his sister did not know, he became convinced that you really were different from other sinners. He was trying to find out who you made a deal with in exchange for your power, but as you said yourself, it was from birth. Even when you were alive, you could read other people's auras, even though you had to hide it for your own safety. Andrealphus was wondering what other secrets you kept and how else your ability could help

Andrealphus gave you a job to make sure that your power would not be used against him. Sometimes you seemed strange to him, but over time you began to communicate. Sometimes he thought that if you had been born in Hell, he would have turned his attention to you long ago, but better late than never

Andrealphus hid the feelings he started to have for you. It wasn't something he was willing to reveal even to you, which was directly related to his feelings. He saw how you became more open towards him and your relationship became better. He intended to tell you about his feelings, but not anytime soon, he wasn't ready to admit that he had feelings for a sinner

🎪 Fizzarolli x Reader x Asmodeus 💕

You met Fizzarolli before his career began. You were a friendly and gentle sinner who perfectly guessed the moods of others. You were there for Fizzarolli even after he was injured and you met Asmodeus together. He was one of the first people you had a hard time understanding

Only after a while did you tell them both your secret, which you could only entrust to them, the two whom you trusted and whom you loved. You could read people's auras. This ability was with you back when you were alive and you didn't know where this ability came from, but you used it to simplify your life, and even in Hell this ability remained with you. You could easily read the auras of other sinners, you could read the auras of the hellborn, but it was very difficult for you to read Asmodeus' aura and you did not understand the reason. They both listened to you, but their opinion of you didn't get any worse, to your relief

Ozzie offered to try to develop your new skills, seeing potential in them, but he did not force you, reminding you to focus on your sense of comfort, because he sincerely loved you and did not want you to force yourself to do anything. Ozzie and Fizz supported you when you began to develop your abilities, under the strict guidance of Asmodeus, and you supported them and took care of both of them

You didn't use your ability on purpose, because for you to see other people's auras was as natural as breathing, which they both knew. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli didn't consider your abilities to be something that they should have started treating you differently. For them, you were still the same (Y/N), and that wouldn't have changed even if reading auras wasn't the only thing you hid from them

🤡 Mammon x Reader 💰

Mammon found out about you through rumors. He heard that there was a sinner in Hell who had the strange power to read other people's minds. Even in Hell, this was not so easy to meet, and Mammon saw this as a benefit for himself. He decided to use this ability and arranged your meeting for this, but you turned out to be not what he expected. You were kind and attentive to others, but more importantly, you couldn't read minds, you could read other people's auras

Mammon hired you anyway and it took you a while to explain to him how your skill works. You told him that you didn't get this skill in Hell. You were born with this skill and didn't know where you got this ability from. For you, reading other people's auras was as natural as breathing. You told him about other people's auras and what the colors of the auras meant. You've become something like his assistant

Over time, Mammon became attached to you. You were the one who always listened to him and by one look at him you understood what kind of emotions he was experiencing, although it was more difficult to read his aura than the auras of sinners. Mammon boldly called you his friend and you didn't argue with that, even when you noticed that he began to feel more than friendly feelings for you

Working for Mammon was a big leap up for you, but you weren't going to use it. Your friendliness towards him was sincere and you hoped that you would be able to see his sincerity someday, not only in his aura, but also in his actions

[trancylovecraft]

Since you do VERY dark subjects and such, do expect me to request for Mammon often LMAO

Okay so--

General HC's for Mammon with reader who is his GF?

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• Oooh! Intresting!

• I headcannon Mammon as a possessive, Manipulative and controlling kinda yandere. Mostly coming from his position as the King of greed.

• Especially once you’ve gotten in a relationship with him these traits are tenfold.

• Mammon views you as his possession, And a valuable one at that. You are his, He likes showing you off too as he brings you around his workplace and flaunting you like jewellery

• If anyone dares to touch what is his, Mammon would not hesitate to absolutely crush them. It doesn’t matter if its a creepy fan or a close family member. He doesn’t care, They’re getting obliterated.

• Mammon doesn’t show his care for you, Deeming it as unprofitable. But he does care even though he insults and berates you often, Even when it gets physical, He does love you.. He does! Don’t you realise this is all because he loves you..?

• He manipulates you into staying with him by promising you mountains of luxury. Whatever pleasures and desires you may want will be served on a silver spoon, Especially after a physical argument (Though you don’t know that its solely so you don’t leave)

• No one really knows how you two got together, One day you just showed up sitting next to him while watching one of his shows.

• You could’ve started out as a performer trying to get to the face of his brand, And Mammon, Somehow grew a liking for you more than just your monetary value.

• You could also have been a PR stunt, Him paying you to be his partner. Mammon, The King of Greed getting in a relationship? Preposterous! It would only drive more people to his shows just to see if they were true, Making more money.  

• But he doesn’t know what attracted him to you. Maybe it was your cunning nature, Your lust for more and more. Or maybe it could’ve been your genuine creativity, A want to make out of passion and not pennies.

• Either way, You’re both in a relationship now, Hooray!

• Though the quality of your bond really depends on how you react to his rather unsavoury tendencies.

• If you’re fine with it/have Stockholm syndrome then its gonna be a much easier time with him.

• You’ll be taken out with him more, Mammon likes boasting about you and how much of prize you were to have as a girlfriend. He’ll tone down his insults to banter and the amount of gifts you get will be increased tenfold.

• Mammon enjoys taking you out on expensive dates, Restaurants in the lust ring with a bottle of their most fine wine being opened in your favour. It’s only on these dates you can really see Mammon have something of a soft side, Giving disguised compliments and maybe even a genuine smile or two.

• You’ll be much more free, Being able to roam around his place of living freely, Ability to go out shopping without him (But, With a good few bodyguards, That is) And the right to go do what you want.

• Though Mammon does dictate what you wear and will order you to come to certain events, You don’t mind as you believe you’re just spending time with the Christmas tree you call your boyfriend.

• Physical touch is also a big thing for him, Also being a display of ownership. An arm around you, You on his lap or simple goodbye kisses are all too common for the both of you.

• Its sweeter, Even though the glasses you buy are rose-tinted, You enjoy the nicer moments.

• However if you’re considered unruly, Actively don’t reciprocate his obsession and god forbid try to escape..

• You’ll be tossed into a cage, One of the carnival trailer ones where they keep animals. That's where you stay, Not his expensive condo. You won’t be spoiled with rich foods and pleasures beyond your imagination, Only being served with what the show dogs are being fed with.

• If you want to act like a bitch, You’ll be treated like one. That’s what Mammon thinks. He’s pissed that you don’t appreciate him for everything he’s given you! All the money he’s spent! You’re his girlfriend, Why the hell are you acting like this.

• You won’t be taken out, Not until you learn how to behave. Mammon still visits you daily, No sweetness in his voice as he insults you and breaks you down with your biggest insecurities. He wants to break you, Just so he can build you back up into the perfect partner, Both for his reputation and his own selfish desires.

• If this process takes too long then Mammon will get angry and ramp up his abuse, Resorting to beatings or even torture just to get your mind into a mouldable state.

• Mammon is a horrible yandere to have, If you couldn’t tell.

• Sometimes when he’s in a better mood, He might toss you his leftovers or actually give you a blanket to sleep with instead of the horse hay you were using. Though he really does care, This is more of a manipulative tactic to get you to act better in order to get more stuff.

• If you ever do give up and give into him, Mammon would be stoked. He’d treat you as if nothing ever happened while you just had the worst experience of your entire life.

• You’d be absolutely traumatised, Even though Mammon does feel only the tiniest bit guilty, He ignores it in favour of just forgetting that it ever happened.

• The only way I ever see you escaping him is if you have connections with any other of the kings, Especially the more powerful ones like Beelzebub. If they care enough or you have a certain relationship (Platonic or otherwise) they could probably bail you out, Secretly of course, You’re going into hell’s witness protection after this.

• Mammon would be pissed, Yelling and destroying everything around him as he demands his employees to find you. Basically having the biggest tantrum of his life.

• When he finds you with the money he bribed people with, It really depends if you do have a connection to one of the kings because if so that would stop him from taking you back. Leaving him to absolutely explode over what happened, Just fuming and scheming a way to get you back.

• If you don’t have a connection to one of the kings, Then he’ll drag you back to the greed ring screaming. He won’t hesitate to yell obscenities and break your legs, Throw you into the trailer cage and start the torture all over.

• But hey! What can you expect?

• This is the king of greed, Of course he’ll never let you go.

• Not for a very, VERY long time.

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[circle-of-mushrooms]

Mammon x autistic reader perhaps? 🥺

Mammon x Autistic Reader Headcanons a/n: autism is a spectrum and everyone is different, so i just based these off my own experiences and tried to keep things vague. but i love mammon and this was a great ask

♡ Mammon is an old, old man . . . He's been around for ages and while he stays on top of things to keep his products relevant, its likely he hasn't delved too deep into new research surrounding disorders. ↳ That said -- you probably have to be as patient with him as he has to be with you and be prepared to explain things several times to him. ♡ If you're super particular about something, there's no doubt that he's able to make sure everything is up to your standards. ↳ Imagine they changed the recipe to one of your favourite store-bought foods and while no one else can really taste the difference, you sure can, and it's effectively ruined your whole month. Boom. Mammon's got that company sitting in the palm of his hand and he's made them change it back to how it once was.

↳ If you prefer a certain texture/fabric for your bedsheets or clothing, he's making sure everything in your house is made out of it. Only if you please. His idea of love is making all your wants a reality. ♡ It's easily to be overstimulated in a circus.

↳ The first time you attended one of his shows, the crowds alone were overwhelming - but then the sickly sweet smells of stall food hit you, followed by the sound of repetitive horns honking and bells jingling. The popcorn was overly greasy for some reason, making your hands feel unpleasant and impossible to use. ↳ When you shut down, Mammon didn't understand what was going on. He was a little pissed at first, thinking you were causing a scene but upon seeing your face, he quickly teleported you to somewhere more quiet.

↳ It took some explaining, but he understood soon enough. He still wants you to come to the shows he hosts - even if you're both just in the audience - but he ensures you're comfortable first. Noise-cancelling headphones? Check. And you get there early to avoid the crowds and can stay well above them when you cuddle with him up on his spiderweb as you watch the show. ♡ Mammon is undoubtedly an enabler.

↳ If you have an interest that calls to you to buy merchandise or paraphernalia that relate to it, he's encouraging you to buy it! Hell, give him some sugar and he'll buy it for you himself!

↳ Greed is king and he's the king of Greed, baby! If you want to make an unreasonable purchase, he sure as hell will let you.

↳ "Go on, ya know ya want it. What's a couple a' fifties if it makes ya happy!" And you complain you don't have the cash to spare. "Yeah, alright, alright. Then how about you give me a kiss, and we can see if Mamz can get it for ya?" And he's got the widest grin ever.

♡ Surprisngly, he's a decent listener . . . ?

↳ You want to ramble away about something, you can. It was originally annoying to him that he wasn't the one controlling the conversation but when he saw how happy you were when he shut up and listen once, he learnt that sometimes being quiet wasn't so bad. You're cute when you ramble.

↳ "Eh wait, so run it by me again, doll. What's this thing all about?" And he already knows, but he wants to hear you say it again with the same passion.

♡ Misunderstandings can happen.

↳ If you're unable to read tone all too well over text, then you at least have the comfort of knowing that Mammon doesn't hide his emotions - even through messages. He tacks on lots of smileys and emojis so it helps a lot for indicating his tone. You find it cute that his emoticons have eight eyes sometimes. ::::)

↳ But there's still times when you misunderstand something he says or even vice versa, and you both have to scramble to make some sort of amends. He isn't too good at accepting blame but does his part to not push it on to you either.

↳ Another thing you like is that he's pretty straightforward and doesn't beat around the bush, so there are no guessing games. If you're the same, then he thinks it's great! Maybe even hilarious if you have the balls to be upfront with a Sin. Maybe that's what made him interested in you.

♡ If anyone gives you shit, they're dead. No question.

♡ But otherwise, nothing changes! Once you tell Mammon all your boundaries and preferences, he's incorporating them into your now shared lifestyle and dates - anything to keep his fav around!

But he isn't babying you or treating you any different from anyone else. The special treatment you do get is because he loves ya and loves spoiling his doll rotten!

[niiwa-angel]

I'm calling it, Bee totally brought Tex to a Sinsmas dinner the the Big 7!

Bee: listen, it's not a big deal! They're my brother's and sisters, they'll love you!

Tex: I don't know. They seem kind of... Intense.

Bee: that's just something they pretend to be, you'll love them!

Cut to:

Ozzie trying to beat Levi at an eggnog drinking contest and losing because she has too heads. Mammon and Lucifer are cheering them on.

Satan and Bel trying to cook, it's not going well because Bel keeps falling asleep and Satan runs so hot he's burning the food.

Lilith and Charlie ordering take out, since it's obvious nothing coming out of the kitchen is going to be edible.

Lucifer being too enthusiastic when greeting Tex

Mammon and Ozzie getting into a fight over the last bread roll.

Levi arguing with Satan that yes, she does need two plates, she has too heads. She doesn't care if it's extra dishes, the food is coming in take out containers anyway.

Instead of saying grace, they sing a song.

Bel falls asleep right into her food. Tex panics but nobody else is phased. She wakes up five minutes later and resumes eating like nothing happened.

Charlie referring to everyone except her parents as aunt or uncle.

Bee and Bel being the spoiled little sisters who somehow manage to skip out on helping with clean up.

Bel summons up some weed after dinner and it's so strong it knocks Lilith out.

Mammon and Lucifer get into a debate over whether Loo Loo Land or Lu Lu World is better. It ends when Levi announces that she's thinking of building a theme park.

Satan drags Tex aside and warns him that if he hurts his little sister, it will be the last thing he ever does. Bee than throws an ice cream dick at him.

[dragonridernoobie]

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Transformers

Single Mother Reader (Optimus, megatron)

Pregnant Reader (Shockwave, Starscream)

Blind Reader (Optimus, Megatron)

Pregnant Reader (Optimus, Megatron)

Predicon Reader X TFP Kids

Sister Reader (TFP autobots)

Granny reader predicon (bayverse optimus, ratchet, Bumblebee)

Mother Figure Reader (Optimus, Megatron)

Emotionally Didatched Reader (TFP Autobots)

Reader Wanting to beat up child (Optimus, Soundwave, Shockwave)

Predicon Reader (Predaking)

Forgetful worrier reader (Optimus, Ratchet, Megatron)

Demon Reader (Optimus, Arcee, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet, Smokescreen)

Demon Reader part 2 (Megatron, Starscream, Shockwave, Soundwave, Breakdown, Knockout)

Demon Reader part 3 (Megatron, Soundwave, starscream, shockwave, Knockout, Breakdown)

Demon Reader part 4 (Optimus, Bumblebee, arcee, ratchet, bulkhead)

Demon Reader- (Starscream) (NSFW)

Model Reader (Starscream, Soundwave, Megatron, Breakdown, Knockout)

Mechanic Reader (TFP Ratchet) (NSFW)

Predicon Reader TFP(Autobots/Humans)

Esméralda Reader (Megatron, Starscream)

Readers Pet Owl (Optimus, Bumblebee, Arcee, Bulkhead, Ratchet)

Predicon Reader (bayverse optimus, megatron, sam)

Mutant Reader (Optimus)

Maximal Reader (Optimus, megatron)

Nervous Reader (Optimus, Ratchet, Soundwave)

Gladiator Reader (Megatron)

Zombie Apocalypse Reader (Optimus, Ratchet, Wheeljack)

Nifty Reader part 1 (Optimus, Ratchet)

Nifty Reader part 2 (Optimus, Bumblebee, megatron, Soundwave, shockwave)

Avian reader (Ratchet, Optimus, Wheeljack, Megatron)

ADHD Reader (Optimus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Arcee, Bulkhead)

Neotenic Reader (Optimus, Ratchet, Smokescreen)

Physically Hurt Reader (Optimus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Soundwave, Starscream)

Kidnap Reader Son (Optimus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Arcee, Bulkhead)

Dark conscience reader (Optimus, UltraMagnus, Megatron, Starscream)

Hiccup problems (Bayverse TFP, ROTB)

Snakes (Optimus, Ratchet, Wheeljack)

Mentally Tierd Reader (Ratchet, Wheeljack, Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave)

Helpful Reader (Ratchet, Shockwave, Starscream)

S/O being flirted with (Ratchet)

Best Friend Reader (Smokescreen)

Captured Reader (Megatron, Knockout)

Angry Reader (Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Knockout, Breakdown)

Deaf Reader (Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Knockout, Breakdown)

Orange Cat Energy Reader (Megatron)

Reader X Megatron (Megatron) (NSFW)

Predacon Reader Part 3 (Bayverse Transformers )

Predacon Reader Part 4 (Bayverse Transformers)

Mixbreed Reader (TFP Megatron)

Reader X Knockout (TFP Knockout) (NSFW)

Predicon Reader (Bayverse JetFire)

Angle Dust Reader (TFP Ratchet)

Artist Reader (Megarron, Knockout)

Undertale/AU's

Married Reader (Undertale Sans) (NSFW)

reader stargazeing (Undertale Sans)

snick reader (Undertale Papyrus)

Abused reader (Underswap Papyrus)

Serial killer Reader (Underfell Sans)

Reader x Bitty (Underfell Sans, HorrorTale Sans)

Threesome Reader (Horrortale Sanse, DustSans) (NSFW)

(Y/N) dancing in love land (Dust sans)

Error X (Y/N) (NSFW)

Adventures Reader (Undertale Sans)

HelluvaBoss/HazbinHote

Hellhound Reader (Mammon)

Musician Reader (Charlie MorningStar)

Reader (Romantic) (Angle Dust)

Legend of Zelda

Human Reader (Ganondorf)

The legend of the Gerudo King and Human (Ganondorf)

Human Reader (Zelda)

DC

Meta Human Reader (Superman/ClarkKent)

Mutant singer Reader (Jason Todd)

My Little Pony (Gen 4)

Alicorn Reader (main 6)

Teenage Mutant ninja turtles

Master Splinter X neice reader

[redfluffz]

If any of the sins met one of Luke’s siblings from behind what they think it’s him or would they have some kind of idea on who they are? They only found out when it’s too late. That could be a real problem specially if it’s with Michael or Ariel.

7 VS 7 Hellish 6 VS Heavenly 6

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Yeah well to answer this shortly, their reactions are similar to what happened in the comic(s).

Ariel would be way more shy.

Michael wouldn't kill without any reason. And confusing him with Lucifer is definitely no reason. I mean they're twin, am I right? He would be very cold and distant.

Joph is absolute on point.

Gabriel aswell.

Azrael also.

Raphael is behaving differently with who he is talking. From clown to serious doctor ...

Thanks for asking! ✨️

I hope you enjoyed the 3 parts! 💖

[thepenguinwriter]

Mammon x m!reader, where reader is just someone who's really apathetic all the time and isn't hurt easily by anything but has anger issues, and when someone messes with his partner or him reader gets really aggressive/angry? Please and thank you!

`` 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞! ``

╰┈➤✮ 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

╰┈➤✮ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬

╰┈➤✮ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 : 𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩, 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

- ☆ At first, Mammon didn't like you. At all.

- ☆ You were always so weirdly unemotional, he could never figure out what was going on with you

- ☆ You were just a simple bodyguard to him, so he honestly didn't pay much attention to you

- ☆ Until one day, a random imp started yelling at you because he wanted to see Fizzarolli

- ☆ You handled the situation well, not reacting at all until the imp started insulting you and your family with very harsh words

- ☆ Mammon watched as you punched him, then, before he could react, twisted his arm and left him screaming in pain

- ☆ Safe to say, he was impressed and wanted to know more about you now

- ☆ You obviously noticed the change in his behavior, how he wasn't as rude or dismissive of you now

- ☆ In fact, after a while, you'd be sitting right next to him on shows, his arm wrapped around you

- ☆ Of course he was the one to bring up dating first as if it was nothing

"You're really hot, you know. If you were a doll, you would be sold out in a day! So-"

"I'd rather not be one of your bots."

"Would you be my boyfriend, though?"

- ☆ From then on, Mammon was your no. 1 priority

- ☆ You were always by his side, making sure no freaks could get him away from you

- ☆ And if anyone ever tried to hurt him or do anything like that, you would beat them up without shame

"Ya know, it wouldn't hurt for you to smile once in a while!"

"Like this?"

"....nevermind."

A/N: Woo, my first Mammon request!! It was fun to write for this guy. Though I do feel like he might be a lil ooc here too.. lmk! Also, the last dialogue is a reference to something.. idk how many of you will get it, buuut if you do, ily. Thanks so much for requesting! <3

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