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i feel like i'm going Italian

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Couldn't resist a bit of Valentine's fun with the birds at work! This is one of our ambassador red-tailed hawks, Jesse, trying to get at her snack! Jesse is a non-releasable ambassador, not a pet, and she had been at our facility for 25 years this year, so she deserves some love! (She is not very good at enrichment, so sometimes she needs 'help!')

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dragon ringing your doorbell and standing on your doorstep with a box of chocolates on the doorstep and a bouquet in her mouth. also her tail is wagging frantically and there’s little white chalk hearts drawn all over her scales

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i would like to stop seeing the flesh hat tubi ad now please

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

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Studies show that babies are not afraid of snakes

Scientists launched reptiles into the nursery to assess the reaction of the kids. The result killed: the crumbs perceived the reptiles as toys, and some tried to eat them

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tangentially related to last post: MASSIVE pet peeve of mine is the weirdly frequent phenomenon of Buck from Call of the Wild being depicted in cover art as some kind of husky/malamute/wolfy/spitzy thing. He's VERY explicitly described to NOT be any conventional sled dog thing. He's a large, mostly St Bernard mix. The book is painstakingly clear on this within the first few pages

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pov you're in middleschool in 2012 and you ask to borrow a book from the weird kid next to you that only draws wolves. these are your options.

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standing in front of the bathroom mirror, coming up with incredibly funny and witty responses to all of my imaginary haters on twitter

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AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

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lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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As we see a barrage of evil executive orders come in, they are not immediately enforceable and will takes months or years to implement.

That’s still not great, but don’t let these pile up to the point of hopelessness. Take a breath, and look community leaders who will fight it every step of the way.